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October 30, 2018 14 mins

We start decorating for Halloween, even though it's TOMORROW. We chat about our BEST costumes. Skeery and Brody....or Brody and Skeery don't get "David S. Pumpkins" from SNL?!?!

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast.
It's like Disney in here, you know, on Disney the
night between Halloween and thank god, November one. In Disney World,

(00:26):
they switch over from Halloween decorations to Christmas transition. Transition. Wait,
if you've never seen it, you can go to YouTube
and you can put that in and you will see
in a time lapse video. Because there's cameras all around
the park, you'll see them transform. They pull out the flowers.
Can at least take a week break? They do? They
do it all in seven hours. Yeah, they pull the

(00:46):
flowers out just like that. We hit the you know,
we said goodbye on our show, and no more than
thirty seconds later, a team of interns have swooped into
our studio to start putting up Halloween creation. But what
I don't understand is tomorrow's Halloween, right, Why haven't these
decorations been up the whole month. I was just gonna say,
this is an intern fail intern. Just like just like

(01:09):
Disney World, these decorations will stay up until Christmas. Oh no,
my gosh. Speaking of Disney and all that stuff, do
you know that in the back of Disney they grow
their own flowers and everything, so they'll have the they'll
have all the um like, you know, the really pretty
autumn looking flowers, you know in Mickey's face. And then
if you watch this Time Labs video, they riff them

(01:31):
all out. That would hurt, and they put it all
the red and green and all that Christmas stof I
alleged stop that would hurt where my soul is supposed
to be fair enough. I have a question every morning
when we do this. Are we supposed to introduce ourselves
around the room. You can't. Here's the thing, there are
no rules. That's true. Plus, people who listen to the

(01:52):
podcast usually are super fans of the Big Show. That's true. Well,
not the people. A lot of the tell the difference
between me and Greg, but Brooklyn Boys, some of the
Brooklyn Boy podcast fans are they found you guys first
before they found the Big Show's true. I listened in
order I know. I have to say. More people comment
on this podcast about the spelling errors in the title

(02:12):
than the content in the podcast. It means we don't
have very strong content. No, I just I also do
it to make sure, you know, when you want to
make sure someone's listening to you, when you're talking. So
I sometimes put it out there, like I know how
to spell secary Jones. Oh you're testing them. I thought,
what did you write? Scary? Scary with two rs? I
spelled gone wrong every I never say who it is though,

(02:35):
when people tell them, I just it's taking this. It's right.
I took the hit when the when the thing didn't
post last weekend, and Brody said he posted it at
ten o'clock, really did at five o'clock. Kathleen didn't post it.
So let's start calling people out for ships. Bus is
coming too fast. I don't know how to push you

(02:58):
do you push everybody's button? But I don't know to
bush the ones over there since college. So I'm think
could you just comment and said, oh, it was a
funny podcast today, Well, you know, nobody comments. Thousands of
people listen to this podcast every day, and all I
get is you guys, you guys spelled a word wrong. Okay, yeah,

(03:18):
any of the content in those fifteen minutes, it's funny. Alright.
So back to the the decoration, uh project, you're putting
up a spider way, introduce the t interns that are here,
like your nails. It's scared nice like the black so good.
It's scary introducing interns. Oh see again, we're doing here?
Hanness here, Hanna's here because Ghani said it, get your name.

(03:41):
You're not baby. You don't have one of those names that.
Why don't you go talking too Daniel's mike and tell
Scary what your name is? Nom Hannah? Well, you said
Emma's not here. I know that I was here. Here.
Are you freaking me out? He m's here like he
said he wasn't, And then I got confused like that

(04:02):
you're trying to trick I didn't see Hannah sitting Either way,
someone's going to comment on this. I'm like, because I
couldn't remember Peyton's name, but don't tell her. I know,
I know Samantha sitting outside. I know, but but don't
tell Peyton I didn't know her name. You know she's
going to hear this. What's the problem with people going,
don't tell anybody something and then they hear it later
we're saying it into a microphone. Yeah yeah, but they listens.

(04:24):
So by the way, the interns wanted to come tomorrow
dressed up? Can they come? Are representation respond to their
lawyers that aren't in tomorrow. Wanted to know if they
could come tomorrow anyway on their days off with they're
not available to normally work, suddenly available because it's Halloween,
they're not going to school. I don't know. I'll tell
them that you said, yes. Well, oh I gotta go.

(04:46):
I'll be right back. Oh my god, what are you
doing during the podcast? Bring in Steve? Bring him in?
Bring him in a lot going on the next dec
rations that that we're going to be hanging up? What's
coming in after this? Guys? Uh, we're just doing there

(05:08):
on Cobweb Patrol. Okay, okay, can you guys answer a
question for me? Why Why did it start today? Why
didn't we started before? Not blaming you, obviously, you have
a boss, David Brody, who the decoration person. Have a
decoration that the spiderweb is going to come off every
time the door opens. No, check that out. I like

(05:28):
that We're talking about something that's so visual. Did good?
I did? We're good. So anyway, So there's that that's
happening in the background. Skeletons, which is ghosts inflatable skeleton nice?
And why is there Christmas shouldiers just sitting there? That
doesn't really belong. I think let's that open nutcracker some

(05:50):
one sent it to us. Whatever it is, it's not
Halloween related. What if that's a bear dressed up as
a nutcracker, then it's Halloween, then it is. Yeah, all right, okay,
I have another question. You know the video that we
shot maybe last week where I don't know. I first
was to talk about it or if it's rolling out
tomorrow the green screen one. Yes, I wouldn't talk about

(06:12):
Now I'll talk about it. Okay, fine, we won't forget it.
That's a tease. Okay, we'll do that. And I was like,
had a grape with Saturday Night Live and a recurring
sketch they have for so last year they put together
the best of Halloween, which by the way, they really
just mean the best of what your current audience would
know because it was only like the last five years,
and they read that last year, so they ran it

(06:34):
again this year and they actually said, coming up you
know the David Pumpkins David s Pumpkins, Well the bits
called Haunted Elevator, I think, and so they're like coming
up the Haunt Elevator bit And in the description on
direct TV, it said includes haunted elevator bit like this
was the focal point, the greatest Halloween sketch they've ever done.
I remember what it aired, thinking that was a terrible episode.

(06:56):
The next day it was like blew up on social media.
David Pumpkins, Day Pumpkins, such a great bits, Tom Hanks
and like a Pumpkins. The two guys who wrote the bit,
I think Mikey Day and um the guy does drunk
uncle Bobby Monahan. I think the two they were two
of the main writers. You don't have to correct me,
I don't care. Uh. And so they did a whole

(07:17):
interview in a magazine like how they crafted it and
how they how it started out, and where they got
the soup from. And it's like the genesis of this
amazing bit. You know me, I'm a comedy writer. Love comedy,
love the haws. I don't get the bit. I don't
get it. Why don't you explain what happened? But are
you supposed to get all comedy just because you're a
comedy writer. Are you supposed to get any and all

(07:37):
comedy just because it's absolutely not? No? No, What I
meant was I'm open to laughing and funny and I
appreciate good writing, but then you wouldn't impreface. So you
know I'm a comedy because there are people who have
no sense of humor. I'm saying I probably like more
comedy than the average person. That's really what I meant.
Comedy snob. Nope, I didn't say it. Actually, No, Gandhi

(07:58):
has a comedy snob. If you're a chef, you can
talk about food right better than than others. I watch
hundreds of hours of comedy a week, maybe even fifty. Yeah,
and so I love comedy. I just don't get that
bit what am I missing? Beside you? Your theory was?
The theory was that Tom Hanks is in it because

(08:18):
it contains a celebrity in a pumpkin suit. That's kind
of cute, and it's it gets the extra ha haas
from the audience. It gets a little a free pass,
if you will, because if you put a regular featured player,
a regular actor from the show, and that's just a
regular ever the day front of the mail sketch, it's
not as fun if it was Jack Black in that
suit or Steve markin all of them. And Alec Baldwin

(08:42):
was like, are you questions you would go, why is
he doing that like a teple in the elevator in
the sketch. I don't normally see Tom Hanks doing stick
like that, So that's what makes it funny. Inherently. His
first TV show he dressed up like a woman to
live in an apartment building for only women. That was
in the seventies and eighties. That was that he looks
very bored. No, I was just thinking about Tom Hanks.

(09:04):
I was thinking in my head, genuinely. I can't really
remember last time I watched Saturday Night Live because I'm
usually out on Saturday nights. Yeah, weird. I don't watch
it because it's boring. Un let's justin timber Lakes on it.
I watch on YouTube on watch because the comedy. But
then you shouldn't be watching that. You know, it's an
hour and a half show and fourteen minutes every week.

(09:25):
Is really good. That's better than none apparently the podcast. Yeah,
don't you think they should hire Brodie to I think
they should Your favorite Halloween special right for weekends at
the time, Charlie Brown, Yes, the Great Pumpkin Journey. Does
hocus Pocus count as a help? What do you what
do you think hocus Pocus was if it wasn't a

(09:48):
Halloween movie. Well, I didn't know if it was a
special versus a movie. It's Halloween because mine is the
Nightmare before Christmas. But I'm thinking the same thing that
that's a movie and that technically is a Christmas movie
and the Halloween. Yes it is both. We've determined that
on our show. But hocus Pocus I addressed as one
of the Sanderson's sisters, which as Kathya Jimmy, Yeah, yeah,

(10:12):
the one, the one that's like weird. I was really
trying to go with two of my friends as the
Sanderson sisters and it turned into such a debacle about
which one was going to be Mary and I didn't care,
but the one that we wanted to be married really
ruined the whole costumes, didn't I crushed it, the whole thing.
I think you did. Are you busting out a picture
right now? I'm trying to find what's your favorite Halloween costume?

(10:33):
You've ever been? My favorite of all time? Okay? It was.
It was based on an eighties UH serial called Frankenberry.
It was an old school cereal still exists. When were
your frankenball in fact, it's on the front of the shelves.
Now during Halloween. Here's a problem with that. Nobody fucking
knows that I'm about to google Frankenberry. Frankie Berry Giant,

(10:59):
asked phone head. I was, I was. I'm like, okay,
So I had the bolts in my head. I had
the wet it looked like a big fat I went
to a I went to a party. No one knew.
They were confusing me for something else. They're like, hey,
are you and I'm like, no, I'm Frankenberry Cereal. And
I'm like, it's on their Halloween. Halloween. That's where that

(11:22):
just get feedback to the girls doing decorations. Make sure
we can still clearly see you guys through that window.
I think you can make sure. Okay, pick up, Okay,
So question, do you know? Do you know? Do you
know Frankenberry Cereal? Yeah, you know what? I did not know? Whatever?
And there's another one Chocolate and Booberry and Yummy Mummy

(11:42):
and fruit Proof the others. They're all Halloween cereals. Back
in the day, they were monster cereals. They're all year round. Okay.
If I showed you a picture of Frankenberry. Would you
know it's a fat pink Frankenstein. The problem where what
you need to do? You needed to walk around with
the sere. Yeah. By the way, speaking of cereal boxes,

(12:04):
would it be wrong to go as a box of
post Raisin brand and then put tattoos all off my
face and goes post Raisin Brand malone? That's funny that
I like the pony ones. That's why Gandhi. Oh yeah,
I thought we was secret, No wet, I can't remember
what we talking about. I don't know who that is.
That's frank sort of looks like, uh is it Wren

(12:24):
of running Stimpy? On correct a little steak right now?
People are going who are running Stimpy? That's fine? You
girls know who Rent and Stimpy are not neither one
of them? Like like, wait, what about you guys? What
were your favorite costumes? Brodie? Why do I feel like
you never Extra points for Hannah? She knows all the

(12:46):
nineties culture stuff. I really like the costomer wore a
couple of years ago because I don't really dress up
a lot, but I went as um star Lord from
Gardens and Galaxy, but with Lord's hair and Lord's black
makeup and lips dick, I want to star lord. Oh
I get a l O R D. Yeah, and uh,
Taylor Swift was here that day and she liked it.

(13:07):
That's a good one. She was a unicorn. She was not.
She was a peg acorn pegasus with a unicorn thing
coming out of her head. Oh okay, what about Gary Daniel?
Pretty sure that came across. She was not dressed as
Garrett Daniel. Okay, No, I think when I wore two
tight of a ninja turtle costume, was there like a

(13:30):
loose knuckle happening? It was that was your favorite costume?
He wanted to It was Nina Camel, Colangelo Camel. She
can't possibly pick one. It was gonna start back when
she was ten years old, when I was nine. My
favorite one, honestly, in the last couple of years was
the Brian Frankenstein. I love. What was your most elaborate costume?

(13:55):
Daniel Tomorrow's about her Now, I don't think I'm a
be able to sit down. I'm beginning to understand why
people only comment on spelling errors and not content that
our podcasts. Because this content sucks. It's pretty, it's marginal railed,
its marginal. Yeah, Frank and Ship have highly entertained. Just
when people get into all right, that's fine, it's time.

(14:17):
It's like a three ten after or something. This is
whatever that podcast over, No, that's even worse. While you
while you crapping on the podcast, I'm not crapping on it.
It's just not great. Well, you're not helping it. You
know what I noticed, ever since you two got nominated
for Best Comedy Podcast, even real snoughty about our podcast
not on podcast. Past can kill You Fifteen minute morning

(14:46):
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