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Speaker 1 (00:05):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Firms show, that's the name of the podcast. I think
this episode should be a Cinderella episode of the podcast
because everyone else got to go to the ball except us.
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That's true, the jingle Ball, that's right. So everyone who's
not here, most of them all right, went to Philadelphia
last night for the Q one or two jingle Ball,
which I hear was fantastic. Those of us that did
not go the Q one or two jingle Ball are
here to do the podcast today. Yeah, you know, we
care about you. That's right. We were like, we don't
want to go to the concert, we'd rather be here
for the podcast. That's exactly how it happened. Yes, that
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is what happens. Thank you, Thank you for listening and
hanging with us. Of course, my name is Garrett, along
with producer Jake Kenno, Andrew and of course Sam. We
are here doing the podcast because we care about you.
That's definitely now. We care the most about you. It's
a good thing that we are the team that's here
today because Jake doesn't always do the podcast, but apparently
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he has something that's been bothering him. Now, what's going
to before we even start on Instagram, I'm gonna call
Jake out. Jake got him? Yeah, you know what time?
She always happens every time I come in here, Garrett
calls me off for something or he tells people something
that I don't want anybody to know. And that's about
to happen. So don't turn off. Kee's coming in here.
Didn't you avoid? How did you want to having a
girlfriend at one point? What else? So Elvis, and as
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we said, the show is down in Philly. So Jake,
being our video producer coordinator at Content Provider, rolled into
work today around nine o'clock. Yeah, he he walked. He
walked in at nine o'clock like it was six o'clock, Like, hey, guys,
how's it going. I'm on the West Coast time though,
so technically it was six o'clock. It's when why you
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read a book about the West? Just come back from there.
So if you're staying, if you if you walked in
at nine, so you're gonna stay to like three or
four o'clock today. No, tomorrow, I'm working from six am
until like midnight, so I figured that it was paid tomorrow. Andrew,
I was just gonna ask if we're piling on Jake.
I have one. Can I say, Jake did a state
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quiz and only knew where twenty five states were. No,
I didn't know where they were. I just have a
hard time recalling things quickly. Were they all on the
West Coast, which is what was between Washington and California Oregon? Yeah?
Now you know? Well yeah, because you're my geography teach,
were on in Oregon exactly. That's why I said, O.
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I apologize like today, thank you so much. I love
Keep in mind that that we worked with Greg t
who thought that Hawaii and Alaska were south of California,
nearby other because on maps they sometimes put those in boxes.
He thought that's where they were. So Jake's ahead of
the game. So around around the room, can you guys
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all name all fifty states on the map, like if
they're silhouettes like outlines? No? Probably not. I could probably
come close, But not everyone knows all where all the
states are. I do find fact though, people who like
I have a friend who just got her citizenship. She
took that she took the test, I don't know what
you'd call it, a couple of months ago, and she
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is a far better American than I all the things
you need to know to be accepted as American. Jimmy
Kimmel did a thing on the street where he showed
people a globe with all the countries not alb was
a map of the world, uh, with all the countries
with no names on them, and he said, find Canada.
People couldn't find it. Find so so it was like
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find Africa. They couldn't find Africa. They thought South America
was Africa. But then they again. I know they're probably
gonna be a hundred people, only show you five. I
get it. But those people could not find America on
the map. They didn't know the shape of America. Those
people were probably also born into By the way, the
ship for America right now is bad. I'm just saying,
can we can we transfer back to Jake. But for
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the interesting part here, I'm here to help. You had
something you wanted to bring to our attention. While you
were sleeping three extra hours this morning, you had time
to come up with where the states were and not
knowing what's it like to come in refreshed and energize
at nine o'clock. But that's what he did. We're all
sitting here because we all wake up so early in
the morning. Jakes a man so nice to sleep. Oh
you want to know the worst part. He emailed me
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last night and he says, hey, do you want to
you know, all be in at nine Nate knows right alright,
So I emailed Nate this morning. I texted Nate this morning.
He goes, that was never confirmed. He was like, the
n things. You don't do that. It's just just because
you sent the note without any confirmation doesn't mean you
were allowed to come. You figured Brodie's never gonna check
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with Nate. Nate. Wait, Jake, was that did you send
a note? And that was definitely maybe he didn't respond.
I just ate, but Nate never responded to me. That
to be a lesson to how important it is to place.
So the weird thing was, though that I slept the
same amount of time that I normally sleep, but I
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feel so much more awake today because it was a
different I like, I woke up later even though I
slept the same amount. You sound the same lethargic laid
backstade well as you were scrolling on Instagram in bed
this morning when you woke up at nine o'clock in
the morning, what did you find? Okay, so you know
how when you post an Instagram story and then you
go back to look at your story and you swipe
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up to see who looks at it, everybody does it?
Don't You can't say that you don't don't know? The
top five people are usually the same people, right. I
discovered that there's a reason that that happens. Why is that?
What do you guys think it is? It's your stalkers
or is it who you whom you stalk because JL
is always at the top. No, those are probably the
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people that like your photos the most, or of you
your stories. Well, you want go on Instagram, you know
the lineup of stories at the top, it's the people
you look at the most or the first one. Right,
So that's the same it's the same algorithm, I would imagine.
But here's the thing, this is what I want to know.
So when I go through that stories and you hit
the first story and you're like, okay, watched it, watched it,
next frame, next frame, next frame, you're done with it.
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It doesn't ask you if you want to see the
next one. It just goes to the next one. Right, Well,
what if that next one is not someone I was
really wanting to look at. What happens is they then
see you saw it and it gets marked as a watch,
So then they're more likely to show up again at
the beginning of your feed, So you almost have to
hide them for a week and then hide them so
that it didn't right you accidentally you really go into No,
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it's just there are people that keep showing up at
the beginning of my feed now that I didn't ever
want to watch their their stories. It's just I was
going through other people's and then it automatically opens up.
There's So do you get credit or blamed for watching
a instant story if you didn't really watch it? Like
if you so the first a couple of seconds. I
don't think most people actually watch the full inst story.
Can I just say instant stories like annoyed the living
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crap out of me? And you love posting on my
day every day? Yeah, because I'm funny on your channel.
I don't want to do it for myself. Story on
your story is funnier than your It's a very inceptionist thing. Also,
I just don't find it appealing to actually watch ten
seconds of someone's day or following the right people that
some people put up like a minute and a half like, okay,
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so you're going out, so I have to see you
getting ready, you out someplace like it just I don't care,
Just say it. You don't like watching Scary all day?
Well that's what I was about to say. Story, I
think you're watching all right there all so so from
the last thirteen Scary has video of him trying to
get as close as possible to the stage at Qno.
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Two Shingle ball Is Jeezy performs a a video Danielle
took that he reposted of him saying drinking for second.
So last night because the whole morning show that went
it was all together. They were filming each other and
then sharing each other's stories. So I'm watching, you know, Gandhi,
and then I see another somebody else lax, and then
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seeing Danielle. I just saw this and I and then
it's Scary. They're all doing the same story. Rule of two, Like,
I only want to see a photo reposted twice for
a story shared twice, don't need to I gotta call,
I gotta calls on our coworkers. Don't share with like
five people. First of all, it wasn't the greatest video ever.
It wasn't like the high school click. You're so right,
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Oh my god, share this like a big STRITI No, Brittany,
you posted terrible. It's wrong with the video that you
didn't stop complaining. Okay, Okay, Aiden didn't share it, and
I don't know why he's got a problem with that.
And then you're watching five the same story typical Aiden.
It's like when people post, when people post the same
thing on their Instant story and their Snapchat. That's why
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I stopped watching Snapchat stories because people would just take
their Snapchat stories and put it on Instagram. What hell
is the point of that? Okay, that's what your followers,
not my interview in terms like crazy like five, five,
six day almost, And I asked them if what their
favorite social media is, and a lot of them, if
they're if they care, will post their artsy videos on Snapchat,
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stuff that they find like was really like here's a flower?
Well no, Like they'll put a lot of put like
the lighting or the graphics or something really important, and
then they'll put your trivial ship on Instagram. So it's
two different audiences. And I mean, like like Jake said,
I just don't want to see the same thing twice
on both people's feeds because I stopped using Snapchat for
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that reason. This is why one of them will die. Eventually,
Snapchat will die. My cousins actually taught me this on
things getting but the whole finster and rins to things,
that's the worst. Do you have a fence account? Now? God, no,
I don't understand. It's okay, but like rins to is
real Instagram, Yeah, that's redundant. It's just Instagram. It's redundant.
You don't need to say you needn't need to Instagram.
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Why do you want to finster? Who cares? Well? Because
the fence because your parents and and and stuff that
isn't you know your parents would be like you want
the rest of you want to put videos of your
friends doing drugs? You put it on fence to. Oh
so you've been following me? Yes, I well, Sam has
two Instagram accounts. I do, But I did it bending
that's just the question. I did. I did create your right,
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I did create a second but it's because I liked
to do the challenges, which Andrew remembers because when I
lived with him, I made him take almost all of
my photos and for the challenge, you have to post
one photo a day. And I thought that would just
be like really, like the listeners don't want to see that.
I don't want them to have to see it. But
I don't care about your challenge, and I have to
say that's why I created a second account. I'm gonna
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say this. I'm gonna say this to the three people
in the past month that I've interviewed. If you're in college,
don't talk to me about streaks. I mean, that's what
streets are important. As I've learned. It's just so, Andrew,
if you and I have a conversation via via snapchat,
we talk every day, it's a streak. So today would
be day one that when we have to do it
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tomorrow day two. People people even my nieces. My nieces
are up to like almost five days of streaks with
they're they're in high school. They text each other. But
here here's the thing. So it's to the point where
they go on vacation and they have their friends lug
into their Snapchat just to continue their and it's used
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as a weapon. It's used as a weapon. My daughter
had a friend they were like streaked like crazy, like
a four streak, and she's like a mad at her.
She's like, I'm breaking the streets. And some people get
so deep in it. If they ruined their they you know,
miss a day and they break their streak, you can
contact Snapchat and say hey, I miss my streak, Can
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you give me back my number? They've gone to that
extent you down. It's not as sad. It's not as
sad as a hashtag. Scary tried to start last night, though,
So we walked into as you watch along on his
uh Instagram story, he walks into Elvis's room where Max
the dog is there, and he do and he uses
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hashtag dancing puppy. So it's like, Okay, maybe that's a
hashtag that's very popular. There's six posts on that, none
of him are in the history of Instagram. Yeah, but
I clicked on it because I wanted to, saying I
wanted to see how popular it actually was. So scary
thinking like, hey, I'm gonna either try to start a
hashtag or jump onto a hashtag. He jumped on a
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hashtag with six posts. Well, they see hashtag Are you
telling me there's no dancing puppies on Twitter. I'm a
little disappointed that there are dancing puppies, but the hashtag
itself of dance no no, no tap dancing tap dancing puppy.
Hashtag tap dancing puppy eating rama noodles on a Thursday, Right,
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come on, like dancing puppy. I never got to the
reason why the top five show up as your top five.
You're still hold on a second, hold on how many
tap dancing they were? Five other tap dancing puppies? Yes,
this I gotta say. I actually wait, Jake, give us
the answers that you were giving us earlier. So it's
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the people that interact with your profile the most. Like
I said, great, Andrew, maybe if you didn't spend so
much time learning the freaking states of the country. You
know what a streak that's really going to affect my life.
I feel like I feel like, can I just back
now if you were to compare like and this is
what just blows my mind for a quick second. You're
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talking about like streaks like, oh, I communicated with someone
for like eighteen like for a two years on my
I don't know where North Dakota is. The World War
One people that like had to send letters and didn't
talk to people for like six months. I'm just saying
that's where were streak with my husband for two years.
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But I have seven That was a sketch on snels
piss we could. It was a World War One sketch
where she writes him letters and she gives him half information,
so he leaves him hanging. He's like, what do you mean?
Who's that guy? And then by the time he writes back,
it's the whole story has been changed already. It was
an amusing bit that went on typically too long, but
it was it was cute. I pitched a sketch to
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Jason Momo when I was with him on Saturday, and
how that's going to bring a sketch? And well, I said, Hey,
I had an idea. You should play a tree in
a in a school play where all the parents want
to just forget about their kids and want to climb you. Okay,
that's cute. Wow, So how's everybody's day. I'm sorry you
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got in at nine o'clock in the morning. Oh, I
have an idea for an app. Maybe we can state
if you to combine and education with all of this
bullshit crap that doesn't matter like, do you want to
continue at your streak with your friend? That's fine, named
three states and I just want to answering the reason
why you have the top five. The Fifteen Minute Morning
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