361 - Celebrity Twins

Greg T wants all of us to buy boxes for his daughters. Also Gandhi and Garrett want to know who your celebrity twin is??

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Firm Elvis represents fifteen minute harding show. Nobody wants to
start this thing. I want to say something. I know
we have a topic that we're gonna get to, so

(00:24):
I'm gonna make my brief. Never how people already started
asking you about the Super Bowl boxes. Yes, a few
weeks ago. I got my first request to be in
one because last year they waited too long. But I
was already I had all my money was gone, so
they like, we can do it in January this year,
But how many are the third I got hit up.
It's too many. I have too many friends asked me

(00:46):
to be a part of these Super Bowl boxes. Like
it's too much. It's too much. It is too much.
I mean, how many boxes couldn't be a part of summer?
A hundred dollars a box somewhere, twenty dollars a box somewhere,
ten dollars boxed. But either way, no matter what, it's
just too too many, too many boxes. I just got
hit up by these two girls that they're doing it
for their dance school. I said, no, too many, but
that's my daughter. You've got to get on that one. Yeah,

(01:10):
Jada's and Jada Ella's dance school. They sell boxes to
make money for the dance competition. Okay, I gotta gonna
be honest with this whole, the dance school. Everybody wants
raised money for their team. That's right. Okay, I have
three daughters. You had they all did No, they all
did dance, and you sold stuff here. No, I didn't. No,

(01:31):
I did not, never never, never, never, never never. I
won't sell a girl scout cookie. I won't sell wrapping paper.
Their lives, they sell their own. Never have I come
in here asking anybody for a penny. We'll listen, but
that's not my point. What's your point? Dance costs thousands

(01:53):
of dollars. I agree, I know, thousands of dollars, and
then you pay for the costumes, which are thousands of dollars.
Speaking by speaking, they don't need my football box money
for the competitions. Yes, because those people are they own
boats and porsches. What the owners of the dance studios
A lot of them, not all of them, I'm not

(02:14):
saying all of them. Right. They make it a lot
of money. Okay. They don't need me working harder to
make them additional money. Okay, everybody, don't listen to Brody.
I meet people to buy boxes because they are breaking
my sell boxes so they can give money back to
the parents who spend thousands of dollars. I'm the one
who spent thousands of dollars. I agree. And then they
put your kid in the back corner. You don't get

(02:35):
a discount for that. That is true. If you're in
the back corner, you pay the same price as the
girl in the front going look at me. But no,
but the lines moved on. But if you're in the back,
then you come up. Nobody just stays in the back
line anymore. The lines moved. Yeah, the girls that are
in their dancing the team, the girls some move back,
then they moved If you do it, why boys can't

(02:58):
dance because they want to do soccer. They want my
girls soccer. But I've tried to get them to do
like the talent shows, and I'm like, don't you guys
want to be in the play Let me tell you something.
Every year when my kids danced, here was one boy
that kid had made because he's dancing with thirty hot girl.
Well you know, attractive young ladies. But now, like those

(03:21):
girls from what I hear about sitting through these dance recitals.
I hear it's tortures. Tortures. I don't want to dance.
Torture to watch your own school. Yes, you have to
watch other kids, other parents kids dance. I don't want
to see that. You know what. I sit in the bathroom,

(03:42):
I watch moves loud. Yeah, it was like at these competitions,
the competitions, there's so much going on. I used to
sit with my iPad and watch the NFL Sunday ticket.
That's what I didn't watch football games. And then I
got yelled at years later, Remember what I used to
sit there and watch I pad? You watch spells of me?
Your kids noticed it. I said, I wasn't. I wasn't
watching the football what they were dancing. And then I

(04:05):
was your minded that sometimes I used to get the
elbow your daughters on the stage, christ down, touched, downtured,
listening to everyone talk about their kids. I'm loving this. Yeah,
I'm like sitting here. You're missing out. You're missing out.
You really tell parents when they're complaining, like your choice?

(04:27):
Why do I wish? I wish your parents felt the
same way. Yeah, you're missing out, you know having kids
so much fun just made it sound I didn't give
an opinion. I just said I wish your parents felt
the same way about having kids. Yeah, your your parents
are so excited to have you guys, does anyone not
get that joke was just cruel? I'm telling them, just saying,
imagine if your parents felt that way, where you're offended

(04:49):
by him making fun of you, but yet you just
offended him for having children. I didn't offend him. You
guys just screaming and yelling about all these things and
all this money didn't spend. I started out by talking
to football boxes. Okay, scary people complain about their girlfriends
and their wives. You're never gonna have a girlfriend. No,
that's not true. You could probably scream and complain about
being single as well. There's always a complaint for everything

(05:10):
is always greener. That's right, And I don't feel the
need or obligated to buy a box from Great Tea.
You should boo hoo. Your kids do have no kids.
They call you uncle scary. You know you should buy
a box therey if if somebody who doesn't have a
home or clothing needs you to buy a box to support,
like a homeless shelter Orange Stafornage. Different story. His spoiled
rich kids are going to dance class. You don't need

(05:31):
more money, drives his kids in the Mercedes. He drives
his kids in the Mercedes to dance class. He's putting
words into my mouth that is untrue. Okay, Uncle scary.
I needed to worry purchase boxes. That's right, Gandhi. Right
after Gandhi purchases, I'll make my purchase. And Gandhi, we need,
we need and Gandhi boxes how much? I don't know.

(05:57):
I said no, but you said no. I said no.
I would just say no kids if we say why,
Because when I put out the raffle that my kid
was doing for baseball, everyone in this room bought one
and you didn't. Okay, so you're not getting anything. By
the way, you know what I'm going through at that time.

(06:19):
I don't want to hear it. You will take that
b Can you have money to mer kids? Fifty fifty?
He needs money for his dance class. Rust me right now.
If you only knew the truth, you'd be crying on
my shoulders saying I'm so sorry. I apologize right now
and I'm sorry. I gotta I gotta terrupt to you.
I don't drop you have a job. Why am I
paying for your kids play baseball. That's a good point.

(06:39):
That's a good point. It's not for them to play baseball.
It's a you do one more commercial for hand loss organization.
The organization was actually cutting money for a for a
trip that they were doing, and that's what they did.
They sell candy, they sell raffles. That's how it a
kid on the trip. You ask me this year, this year,
this year's different. This year, I will double about it.

(07:00):
It was right before Christmas vacations. When it comes up,
I will take care of it. I think contributed. Nobody want. Yes,
you did scary fruity. You didn't give me money. Here's
the thing you shocked. I don't ask you for money.
I don't give you money. I worry about it. I
don't even know About's pretend you gave me a hundred

(07:20):
bucks of my kids. I gave you a hundred bucks
of yours. I didn't even know about it. I had
no it's kids in the two three years. Now he's
gonna be asking money. I didn't get an email on that.
I'm gonna pay for everything. Good good man, I wasn't
here when you told me about it. Oh, speaking of
buying things, tell you it was on the text message
that you got to your phone, your bath name you
speaking of buying things for kids. Scary had a niece, right, Yeah,

(07:47):
Scary is no longer giving um uh Tiffany's plates to kids. Finally, No,
I'm now starting to go on people's Amazon registries and
buying that stuff. No, no, nobody you want my nephew.
I bought the high chair, which is going to be
in the person's future, his future, which is not right now.
But eventually I got a nice scary plate and a

(08:09):
spoon from Tiffany's. No, now, practical gifts. Practical gifts. Oh,
it's not nice. What do you kids do with that?
I've grown up. I do have a question. Can I
exchange that? Because life child is thirteen and nine and
I have to tiffany Plates said things Scary that I've
never opened. Basically day it was it wasn't it a

(08:30):
parranger and a It was a surrounding pranger from from
Tiffany's and the parranger with a saucer and a cop her.
I thought it was a nice gift. I get the
kid glass, and then and then and I told you
then there was a stupid gift. The first gift from
Tiffany I got was a silver spoon. Another said gift.

(08:51):
I told you that then. I very nice, But at
the time I didn't understand kids. You know, glass a
leather bone jacket, no did. I bought her like a
bon Jovi something and outfit and outfit gave a plastic
bag in a zip tie already, So these are not

(09:14):
worth any Danielle. Oh, look, they're going four. But here
is the thing, Like, if I just take it back
to Tiffany, because it's never been open, can I exchange
it for like a breathlet if they if they make it, yeah, Danielle.

(09:37):
If they don't, here's what you do. You go and
you go, oh, I got it in your Connecticut store.
They had it. That's so weird. It sounds like he's
done this before. You know what, no companies, if you like,
you name an odd location that could have had like
a second hand merchant nise to go. You know, I
was in I was in Arkansas, my friend was in Arkansas.
I picked it up there. Tiffany's that's weird. Huh. Well,

(09:58):
you gotta take it back, Danielle. I'll give you full permission,
and I'm not offended if you take back those thank you.
And I would say, Danielle, as a mom, you deserve
it after all the work that you went through your boys.
Take it and get yourself a nice bracelet or something
those gifts right, Like do you remember eleven minutes ago
and great T said I just got this thing. Take
a second, and then you said never, I said, I

(10:19):
was talking about boxes. I don't know what we did here?
Winning went crazy? Now Garret had something? Didn't you know
what gone? Do you had something? Do you at it?
You lose your celebrity twin because there's a twining thing
Pop Sugar right now your picture and and then it
tells you who you look like? You do it? Yeah?
I did do it? Who did you come up? My
five word to Nash Sarah Highland, Aubrey Plaza Rye, Yeah

(10:45):
and uh and Stevens. So go to google Pop Sugar twinning.
It will come up. This app nailed it. Who did
I get? I put Brodies in because I thought Brodie
was gonna say, I don't have any pictures of like
st ho'bout doing it? So I found one. I wouldn't
say that in the voice anyway. His matches were Chris Cuomo,

(11:06):
Paul Riser, love him. You're not gonna like this one
stop stop, James Gandal, Phoeney, Shane Richie and Tom Hanks.
Tom but Tom Hanks is probably Tom Hanks was point
six Chris. Chris Cuomo was your highest match? When got

(11:26):
that right, ladies, Heather McComb as my highest match. My
worst nightmare came true. But I think I look more
like Golden Black. I've been on Greg, I've been on
vacation where people have stopped me and go, oh my god.
I watched the show no idea at first that my
wife follows up with what are you talking about? You're

(11:49):
married to Mike the situation, and I go that that
is ridiculous. That is the most he I didn't guess
what guess what comes up? Ninety eight point eight percent
Mike the situation? God have you? Damn? I see you
coming up as the commission. By the way, just in
the meantime, here at my results ready for Greg te

(12:12):
Sam Rockwell fifty four point nine percent, Ed Helms five percent,
Lucas Graham, the whole Band Matt Lucas and Paul Lieberstein.
All right, but let me tell you, as much as
we give Greg t Craft for thinking that, you know,
he's he says he's very good looking. I never said that,

(12:33):
ever said that I'm an ugly persons. Seventy percent of
Great T celebrity look like Tony Gonzalez. He's an old
football player that's on CBS. Doesn't play by play Trevor
Trevor Or Trevor Noah from The Delhi Show because African Trevor.
I think it's because of the shaved head. And there

(12:53):
we go, Ready for this one, Ryan Philippi. Seven percent
doesn't work. This guy, oh, the guy from Black Mirror,
Will Poulter, Yeah, I look like him. He looks like
the commission Michael to a degree. To a degree, you

(13:16):
loved it when he was making you look good. Yeah,
I loved I Rise she's like a freaking miss Universe waterhole.
I think here's the thing. I think what Sugar is
doing is is making everything look a little bit more
favorable and cool to you, so you'll repost it sharing.

(13:36):
I'm not going to rockwell and leave. How do I
do it again? Britie and James GANDOLFOENI shut but then
I'll tell you this. No, no, Pop Sugar, you told
us this, We got it, but but you liked it
when it was somebody good looking? Who's that? Garrett? I

(14:00):
Once you do it, like some of them change, but
the situation always stays there. For me. I think you
look nothing like him. Look now they told me I
look like Sean Paul. It's the Shape heads the Shape
and Michael Madonna. I don't know who that is. We
should do this on the Big Show. Patton Nozzle, Shrek,

(14:27):
that's what the guy from the league here, Brody Paul
Swear or whatever. That's sure, yeah, Paul, Sure, Yeah, I
look like him. Yeah he looks like a Yeah. So
Pop Sugar twinning do yours and tag Elvis Oran Show.
Let us know who you might look like? That's great.
Yeah tomorrow, I'm gonna do this all day. Alright. So
now that we talked about what Gregg he wanted to

(14:47):
talk about, just for a minute, what I'd like to
do is not talking about we were actually gonna talk about.
Has ever been a time when you just fifteen minute
morning show off