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June 19, 2017 15 mins

We try to get Elvis and Alex to answer embarrassing questions. Also is Alex jealous of Nate?!?!?!

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Phone presents minute Morning Show. This is the fifteen minute
morning show where we actually encourage you to turn up
your ringers on your phone. Don't silence your phones, make
them extra loud. So in the room yours truly, Elvis,

(00:25):
Duran and around the room we go is scary. Also, uh,
let's see straight. Nate's over here, and there's Danielle, there's
Garrett and our special guest, my boyfriend, Alex. Are you
doing add a list of inappropriate questions? And they've got poo? Sorry,

(00:45):
you got the I don't Why do you want to
talk about inappropriate things? This are the questions that are
on people's minds. And I thought I would ask them,
and then you were telling you. You looked at me like,
do not ask? Okay, tell you what I mean. I
don't care what you ask, Alex. Alex may be embarrassed, Alex,
will you no? Are the questions that one question? The
first one? Okay? What was the question? We don't want

(01:07):
to I had a question that we have masked. Where
did you guys first kiss? Oh? That's good? Oh I
don't know. I said, kiss me in a stinky place?
He took. I don't remember. That's not a bad question.

(01:29):
That wasn't embarrassing, Like seven years old first kiss? I
don't remember. I don't know. I don't know, I don't know.
Was it over drinks? I'm probably yes, Daniel, what's your
embarrassing question? Your question was does he take out his
aggressions on from the show on you and Bet? Well?
He always says, called me your daddy. I was like, okay,

(01:52):
daddy said call me daddy. He called me Debbie. You
messed that all up. I take all my aggressions out
on you. While I'm at work, I'm actually you know me.
You know it's after ten o'clock. Now I'm relaxed, Elvis.
You are relaxed, right, Alex. You you've seen me while
I'm here and at home. I'm a totally different person,
totally different. Why why can't you be at home, Elvis?

(02:15):
At work? Because I got to be an asshole at work? Well,
why don't got to keep us in line? Well? You
know what I do. I have this aggressive edge from
six to ten am, and then at ten o'clock I'm
the nicest guy you'll ever meet. Yeah, maybe you're like
the You're like the ring master in a circus. You
don't want the elephants until it's time for the elephants.
I don't know what that means. And then they take
a big dump in the fucking rings and then you

(02:38):
get scared or me? All right? Or or Alex? Yeah
all right? So um, you once called me Alex. You've
called me Alex no right here, right off off the microphone.
I think it was a Freudian slip of some sort.
I mean both the Talian. We're both from the borrows
of New York City. Yeah, well, you know what it is.
You know how it is you the people you call

(03:01):
out the most. You call everyone that name. Yeah. Plus
you know Scary and I, out of everyone on this
show and off the show, Scary and I are physically
closer with each other more hours per day than anyone
else in our lives. I never thought of that. You're right,
for four hours a day, we are four or five
inches away from each other every day. You know what
Scary ate for breakfast lunch? Scarrett? Have you called Alex scary? Though?

(03:27):
Not yet? All right, Look, we've been on for a
long time. Three minutes. We haven't really discussed anything. What
we were going to discuss about, like you're almost sex
encounter with that dude over the weekend. I think we'll
just go straight and almost did it with a guy,
but that there is but there's a topic there because
you said that you weren't attracted to him. But if

(03:49):
it was someone like Robert Downey Jr. I do have
a thing for Robert Downey Jr. I think would you
have sex with Robert Downey Ji? I would definitely think
about it because I think about it if how often
get that opportunity? It's true, right, I think you're saying
that because you know there's a good chance it's never
going to exactly like with you, if Lisa Ling walked
in no, Emma Stonemon Emma Stone walked in here, I

(04:12):
would be like, okay, yeah, I took it more as
a bruised a bruised ego thing where you're like, well,
you couldn't get a more attractive guy to hit hit
on you, So this guy, I think we all want
really attractive people to hit on us, right, Yeah, you
know I think, yeah, I'll take what I can get
though here let me flip it this way. Okay, you're gay? Yes?

(04:35):
Is there a woman you would have sex with nothing.
I can think of Alex a which is not a woman, Jennifer,
I know that Alex. Is there a woman you would
have sex with? Lopez? You know what, I won't tell you.
Let's let's just could get embarrassing. Alex and I have
never really talked about his past sexually with women, and

(04:56):
I know that he's been with women. I mean not
that long before I met you. I think, um, yeah,
probably four years. Four years. Wow, I didn't know that. Okay,
all right, where do we go from here? A Well,
I don't know what are you gonna do? I think,
like Nate, I would have I would have sex with
either Ryan Gosling or Patrick Dempsey. Those two guys would

(05:17):
do it for me personally. See I do cape Mara
to list. I do have a list and scary. Is
there a guy? Is there a dude do you want
to have sex with? Back in the day, I had
this thing for Tom Welling. He was the Superman Superman guy,
you know, on the TV show with the caper without
the cape, with the cape. But that was back in
the day and it was a moment, but I just

(05:40):
thought he was attractive. Is there a woman you want
to have sex with. No. No, it's not one woman.
I can name a list of guys here and he
wants to have sex our friend Dennis Kay, Yeah, he
said he would do Jennifer Garner. That's his that's his one.
That's she's beautiful. That's never gonna happen. I know that's
never gonna So my point is this, it's so easy

(06:01):
to say, well, I would have sex with Jennifer Garner
because you know it. You're never ever going to have
the opportunity. So you, just like me with Robert Downey Jr.
I know that's never ever gonna happen. But hold on,
but Danielle, didn't you have like a free someone on
the show had a free pass with someone and they
actually we actually met them and we're like, hey, wait
a minute, you actually could have sex with him? Now
it was it was Carl mur and Pete went when

(06:24):
she was dating someone. Yeah, but that's a rarity though.
We all have that list of the celebrity pass But
just like us doing hypothetical sleeping with the same sex,
so you guys technically can have one. It's never gonna happen.
Of women you guys would sleep with, I don't I
can't even can't. I can't even name guys I want
to have sex. You are truly gay? Then, like that's you.

(06:44):
You're like a hundred percent gay. Do you think come
up with a hypothetical that it would never happen? You
have no desire. I have no desire to have sex
with a woman, just like you have no desire to
have sex with a guy other than Robert Downey Junior. Yeah. See,
maybe I'm like one percent. Hey, let's talk about our relationship. Nate. Okay,
so you are my work husband and Alex is my

(07:07):
home husband. I mean you and I, I mean we
we have to kind of operate like a married couple.
Married couple. Yeah. Yeah, And so Alex like at night
and I'll say, oh, today I had to talk to
Nate about this that and then they did this, and
He's like, you have a crush on Nate, don't you. No,
I don't have a crush on Nate, not at all.

(07:27):
We don't have that relationship. You know, I don't have
anything for him. Well in the bedroom sometimes you call
me Nate. No, I don't. It's it's a it's a relationship, right,
it's a but it's it's kind of like a marriage,
because there's things I have to do in this relationship
that you don't want to do, and there's things that
you have Alex. I mean you you do things that

(07:49):
I don't want to do. Anyway, what does Nate? What
does Alex take over when when you leave Nate? So
when you leave Nate during the day, and what does
Alex replace Nate with? He's my go to guy when
you know I need things taken care of, like Alex.
Alex likes to take care of things. He likes to organize.
He he sees me slipping and he's the one who

(08:09):
catches me before I fall, and Nate is the same
thing for me here. But I guess the point is this,
and it'd be great to bring this up on the
Big Show. Like how many people go home from work
to their significant other, and their significant other actually kind
of has a problem that they're so close to someone
at work, Like like we we are in this room
together for four strong hours every day, five days a week,

(08:31):
fifty something days a year. Sometimes, I mean, we have
those relationships and sometimes I can see how it believes
over to our home life. And I don't know, I
totally see that I've dated people in the past that
have had a quote unquote work husband, and it kind
of bothered me when they talk about them to me
at home. Well, I think Alex has a probleably be
hanging out with you because you are confused about your sexuality.

(08:54):
I'm not confused. Attractive, no offense, no offense, You don't.
You're not the look of the kind of guy I
would go if I was available and you're he's not. Hey, Alex,
you never get jealous of me. Like I was saying here,

(09:19):
we don't call you straight scary, We just know, but
I know you do. You have to have a relationship
with some people at work, and it's that that code
codepending codependent relationship like you we have at home. We
don't have that. But anyway, enough of that, all right,
you don't have a work husband, I kind of do.

(09:40):
Froggy to me would be my work husband. If I
had to pick, Bethany's your work wife. Yeah, Bethany's my
work wife. I don't think he's jealous of either. Actually,
the funny part is that he's so okay with me
and Froggy because I'm so close to Lisa and Froggy
and him that he if Froggy is staying in a
hotel room and I needed to stay somewhere for the night,

(10:01):
he has said, asked Frog if you can stay in
his room in a hotel room together? Alex, Yeah. Would
you be weirded out if I had to spend the
night with Nate in a hotel room in another city? Well, Nate,
I trust, but you after a couple of drinks, that
is not true. Are you serious? I'd make the pillow barrier.

(10:23):
But look what happened when we first met on Thanksgiving Eve?
What did happen on things? I slept with his boss,
but straight at first of all, you and I were
not dating. No, that was the first time we met.
In the second. Secondly, I did not have sex with

(10:45):
your boss. No, but your hands were there. Nothing happened,
and the boss was married to a woman at the time.
At the time you did say this is going to
get awkward. It's not awkward because I know what did
not happen. Nothing happened. Okay, so you you would see
I would be a little freaked out if you had

(11:06):
a gay friend at work and you guys spent to
night together. I guess, I guess I'd have a problem
with it. I don't know. Isn't it weird? You don't
know too, You're put in that situation if you had
a straight friend at work that he hung out with.
I'm totally fine with that. Yeah, okay, we're a girl
from work. I guess should I be afraid of that?
Those tendencies are out of your system? Virginia is very

(11:28):
tempting Virginia. That's her way of saying Vagina. And you
call it, your kids call it the Virginia and the Pennsylvania,
the Pennsylvania. And I said that, I said, the guy's
penis is more like Florida. I just kind of I would.
I would call him the Long Island because it's sticking

(11:49):
straight out. Well, we've really covered We've actually covered a
few interesting things on this podcast. Touched on a bunch
which I think you could elaborate more on tomorrow. Something.
What do you hosted? What do you want to talk about? Nothing?
If you had your fifteen minute morning show podcast, what
would you talk about? I know? Can wait? Can I
ask you guys? Are you nervous as hell for your vacation? Yes?

(12:12):
I am, because I know what a gorilla can do
to you like Elvis really doesn't know, but you know
they could rip your arm off or attack you and
pull you after your neck. And I'm not as nervous
about the gorilla as I am about just making sure
we get in and out of all these countries we're flying.
We're taking I think on this trip we're taking a

(12:32):
dozen flights, some prop planes, some really small planes. Yeah,
we're flying into the into uh Eastern Africa, the interior.
It is exciting. We're also going We're gonna stop off
at London first because I definitely want to go say hey,
we're here to support, right, I can't wait to support.
Then we do uh Rwanda, Tanzania, the gro Crater, and

(12:59):
then you creator Alex's cratera Alex And then we were
coming back through Dubai. I've always wanted to go to Dubai.
Tell them why you want to go to to a
Dubai Alex. I want to buy a gold coin from
a t M machine, spending money just to do that. Yeah,
they actually have vending machines. You can buy gold coins.

(13:22):
That's awesome. It's how you know you have too much money.
We don't, we don't need that, but look great and
Fast and the furious. So well, we're going to Dubaid.
We've never been there. We just want to like scratch
it off the list. They say that you got to
look at it at least once and go, we experienced it,
and then you know that Mumbai. No, that's that's India,
No Dubai, United Arab Emirates. You've got India and Dubai

(13:51):
sitting here for a minute. I'm sorry, It's okay. The
world's a big place with lots of towns. Are you
going to adopt a gorilla? Can we do that? I'm
sure you can. I don't think we have a place
for one in the plast Maybe your closet is a
part of your closet. Abu Dhabi is a part of
the Emirates, but not Dubai. It's a different, different area, coach.

(14:15):
Speaking of your closet, Alex just posted it on Instagram.
Give your Instagram eight car zoo. Are you serious? Yes?
Picture of you? Tell them how messy is my close
freaking disaster? What the hell? You got shoes everywhere? You don't?
That drives me crazy looking at shoes not organized when
you're a shoehalic like I am, and I'm like, why

(14:36):
is that shoe over there and that shoes over there?
I can't believe you didn't use the joke I gave
you this morning. What was closets? I'm good at coming
out of them, but not organizing the jokes for funny.
Well anyway, Alex, thank you, thank you for being our
special guest. To thank you, Alex, the fifteen minute Morning

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