June 22, 2017 • 16 mins
Brody, Bethany and Garrett chat about good and bad karma.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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apron a better way to cook? What would you talk
about on your on your podcast represents show? Okay, so
(01:17):
what would you talk about in your podcast? Here's what
I'd like to talk about real quick. Yeah, this is
David Brody, that's Pathani everybody. I want to talk about
how we were about to do a podcast, and then
everyone talked about how they had to go. We gotta go. Yeah,
it was that awkward moment where like, oh, I have
a dentistappointment, you know, scary. I just I grilled Scary
right before we left, and uh, he couldn't come up
(01:38):
with something really quick nod. I'm going to defend scary. Actually,
he is so overwhelmed. So today's Thursday as we're recording this,
and our dear friends Sam is leaving to go to
another job, and so her goodbye lunch is in a
half an hour, and we also go on vacation as
of tomorrow. So there are so many things that are
(01:59):
coming down for a bunch of us in terms of
like commercials to record and stuff, and Scary you know
that moment where you realize how much you have to
do and you become paralyzed by being overwhelmed. Scary had
that look in his eye of oh my gosh, I
can't do anything, and we were like, go go, go record,
and it's really he's one of those people that nothing
really phases him. And he had that looked like, I
(02:21):
think my house is on fire. Have to go. Yeah,
he just realized it's the moment before the panic attack.
He was there because there's two things scary does not
ever run away from a paid gig or live endorsement
commercial or the ability to stand in front of a microphone. Correct.
And he walked away from the gold mic. And now
I'm standing in front of the gold mic. You look
very good by the way it goes with your blue shirt.
Thank you. This is the only the second podcast where
(02:43):
I've stood in front of the the gold mic, and the
last time was just you and me and the podcast.
I can leave, I can go no, no, no no no.
We were about to talk about like nothing, and but
that's what we did the last time, was talking about nothing,
and like you walked in and so Bethan's like, yeah,
it'll be great, we'll do a podcast. Yeah, Bethan, this
is great that she said, yeah, we're like work husband
and wife. And I was like, okay, and then you walked.
I was like, oh, Garrett, thank god. It's like, oh,
(03:05):
so I guess the relationships over. Yeah. It's like when
you're about to kiss someone and then the phone rings
and they go, oh thank god, and then you're like,
oh thanks, or you're the third wheel on the date
and then you know, I'm like the popcorn yeah, and
you're about to kiss and make out. But I don't
feel like we're we're husband and wife. You don't, well,
we're we're husband and wife in the relationship that you've
had a twenty year marriage and you're not physical anymore, right,
(03:28):
Like we we we're like work fraternity buddies. See. I
don't think work husband and wife is anything physical. I
think we're husband and wife is like it's the person
that you get along with really well, that you work
with a lot, that like gets all your jokes and
like if you were on a baseball team, you would
hope that they were also on your baseball team. Fred Buddy, Yeah,
(03:51):
work husband wife isn't like necessarily romantic. No, But I
feel like I feel like Nate is more work husband
only because I feel like you do couple of things together,
even though not as a couple. You go out, you've
no not at all, But we don't ever go out
and do anything socially right. But that doesn't make no
(04:12):
I just cousbin. I also don't feel like like you
and I belong on a cake together, Like we don't
like to look like a couple. So for the past
five years, I've thought you and I were work husband
wife literally, and you didn't feel the same way. It's
not you, it's this is a sham marriage. No I listen.
I feel like definitely for like we get each other's jokes.
We we we bond over like you get every innuendo
and sarcastic snark. But I don't know if it's the
(04:33):
husband wife relationship as much as it's the fist bumping.
But you know, I don't know really. Anytime someone asked
me who my work husband was, I always said you.
I thought that, but then I had doubts. Like six
months ago, I was thinking that. My wife said it
was how's your your work wife doing? And I said,
I don't know. I think maybe we're growing apart. I
am like legitimately hurt, right, I'm sorry that maybe my
(04:56):
definition of work husband and wife is different, Like I don't, Garrett,
do you think that of us? I'm just looking forward
to minute sixteen of this podcast when we turn the past,
well know, and then it just there's that awkward silence
of guys. I'm looking forward to that part of it too.
(05:16):
Um so maybe we should see a work husband and
wife marriage counselor I guess, well, now I get no.
Now I don't want you. I want you more. No,
if you're not into it, I'm not into it either.
If you're not into it, I'm not like gonna beg
for you. If people want this is their work wife,
I'll be saying, So here's what I'll say. I think
(05:37):
when I said it was it's me, it's not you.
I think I don't think I'm worthy enough to be
your work hus This is when people te tweet me
and say, Brodie, we didn't know you had that side
of you. This is my true side. I don't feel
up to the level of being your work husband, even
though I feel like we bond um intellectually, dramatically, sarcastically, Yeah,
(05:58):
you and I both love programmar and uh and like yeah,
I know, but like we were both bitching today about
the way people will text in an email about they
need advice, but they spell it with an S instead
of I see they need advice and that no one
else would appreciate that would be bothered by it. It's silly,
but that's so why I thought we were married, and
so I'm rethinking it now. I feel like it's sort
(06:19):
of like when you're like, honey, I cheated on you,
but I still want you, and I don't know if
I want you. Well, I didn't say I had a
different work life. Nobody else here talks to me, so well,
now I'm taking applications for a new work customs. Yes,
so I I think I just passed karma up because
a woman because I parked out on the street outside
(06:40):
of a building because it's cheap. By the way, thank
you for the seguae. We got out of that and transition. Uh.
And so the woman in front of me is parked
in the crosswalk, so she she's illegally parked, but she
still found a way to squeeze in. She she hit
my car just to tap, you know, nothing like where
I need to call the cops or whatever. So you
(07:00):
pay with the meter. You paid by the hour, So
she put her hour in and she was over by
about ten minutes. I paid. I just want to go
pay my my meter before this podcast. There's a meter
person right then and there and obviously not looking at
the car that I know is already breaking the law. Technically,
I'm standing next to him. I walk across the street
(07:22):
with him as if someone up above is trying to
tell me rat her out. Man, rat her out, rat
her out. And I'm like, it's on my tongue, and
I'm like, I'm gonna do it. She's gonna get us
ticket on the second now. And then I just somehow,
some way, my mouth just shuts up. My head's talking,
my head's talking to the meter guy, but my mouth
is not moving, and I'm like, I just wasted karma. Okay,
(07:47):
So Bethany, I can tell you my opinion is that
you would not have rated this woman out. I would
not have because I know that karma is a bit
because also because you just don't ever know, like you
don't know what that person is going through. And maybe
she needed to get in that parking spot because she
has a U T I today and she needs to
she needed to be really close to the building, all right.
(08:09):
A backstory. She had a little Yorky dog that she
bought out of the car, that she walked across the
street to rat Park, and she had some papers in
her hand, and she went towards you know, Canal Street
uptown from where we are, So not a rush, but
enough to that she knows she has to come back
within an hour. So I I don't want to deflate
your theory. No, but you sort of did, and I
(08:29):
see your side of I just wanna I just want
to backstory behind now the two of you. What do
you think I would have done. I would have read
it him out and asked for free dessert from the
police officer a car. Yes, you left out the part
where I would have jumped up and down on her
hood yelling this is the car, this is the car.
But it was right there. It was like I was,
I was like, I should just tell the guy. And
then I'm next to the guy waiting across the street.
(08:50):
I'm like, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna tell him.
I'm gonna tell him. In my head, the one guy
on my shoulders like do it, dude, just do it.
Then the other shoulders like I'm just gonna shut you up.
Now you're going to have no power over your mouth
that for for the next like ten seconds. And that's
why I think it was like cosmic interference and it's
a good thing, and something would have happened bad if
you had said something. But I'm still waiting on other
(09:11):
karmen because the day before a guy couldn't pay for
his meter because he didn't his card wasn't working. So
I don't know him. I just said, you know what,
this one's on me. I got you, which is very
nice of you. So I don't know how when the
karma sets in from good karma returns. Well. The thing
about karma is you may not know that it has
set in, Like maybe a piano was supposed to fall
(09:31):
on you today and it didn't, but you won't know
that it didn't Final destination style very much though. Yeah,
I think that because there was one time that I
was driving into the Holland Tunnel from work and it's
one of those zipper situations where there's two lanes that
go into the Holland Tunnel. No one knows how to
merge in the left right car left right, left right right,
(09:51):
and there was so I was on the left, the
car on the right goes, so it's my turn to go,
but another car went instead, and I was about to
lay on my horn, and then I just didn't for
some reason, and I don't know why I didn't. And
then I saw as that car poled ahead of me
that it was an unmarked police car. So I would
have blasted my horn at a cop. And in that moment,
(10:12):
I'm like, thank you whatever stopped me from laying on
my horn, because I'm not a I'm not a light
horn tapper. I may put your weight on the horn
and hold it down for a second. So I think
that that was like a moment of karma saving me. See,
I think if I ratted this person out, it would
have negated the good karma from the day before, and
then I wouldn't have had any karma coming my way,
(10:34):
and I just would have been you know, yeah, but
you're a good person. The karma thing. Listen, the universe
is terrible. Bad things happen all the time. They all
she was such a good person. She died at thirty.
It happens. Life happens. But I'll tell you two times
I did things in traffic that could have gotten me
it killed. This was last week stopped at the light,
(10:56):
and the woman in the suv next to me to
my right, so on the passenger side of my car
rolled down her window and threw garbage out onto the road.
So I rolled, I, you know, powered down my window
as excuse me, ask you a question for a second,
like I wanted to ask, do you not have a
garbage bag in your car? And is there is there
some thought process that you think that this that Route
(11:18):
ten is a garbage pail because it isn't you protect
that mother earth? Break did? And she looked at me,
She's like, what's your problem? And I said, people who
litter like you trash throwing trash out of a car.
And then I and then I and then I, you know,
put the window back up and floored it. That was
the second worst thing I've done. I've done a lot.
(11:40):
Is the worst thing. I've told this story on the
air many years ago. Before I was in restaurants, before
I was in radio, I used to work in restaurants
and this one time we were running out of Hamburgers
and we had it was a chain that I used
to work for, so I had to go to another
location to get a few cases of Hamburgers. What did
the chain wh I'm with uh dead cobbin? Okay you
(12:00):
and so yes, and so I went to another location
to get hamburgers. So I'm on the entrance way to
a parkway with a zipper situation. And so the passenger
seat of my car is loaded with uncooked, non frozen hamburgers,
raw meat, separated by those little wax papers in between
(12:23):
each one, so they don't stick together class and you'll
never be able to get off when you put them
on the well, yeah, exactly. And so this person was
giving me the look like I'm going to cut you off,
and I said, you're not going to cut me off
because at the time I was driving an old car
that I did not care about them, and I had
that look on my face like I'm from Brooklyn, and
Brooklyn we don't let people we call that chiseling in.
As you're not chiseling in. We don't let chisels. You
(12:45):
can't go up all the way to the left side,
and at the last minute cut in. I will wreck
my car before I let you in and teach a lesson.
And because I want to get to wherever I'm going. Also,
so this person gave me the finger and was cursing me,
and I was like, even when I just like, I
wish I could throw something so while because we're not
moving in traffic. And I took a couple of the
burghers with wax paper out, like four or five of them,
(13:06):
and I threw them out the window onto their car
and into their car because the window was open just
as I was pulling out, So I splatted the window
and the windshield with hand. And this person was so
what the f just happened that I was able to
now zip her in ahead of them and take off
and then end up right in front of them when
you get to the light. Well, yeah, well we got
(13:26):
on the parkway, but I I burgered them. Your ability
a brilliant be Your ability to flee immediately after doing
something that could get you shot is pretty impressive. It's
like when you curse someone and you get on the elevator,
but then the elevator doors reopened again to some reason,
and they're right there, and you're like, about that mother thing?
I said, yeah, exactly, we're in trouble here. I thought
(13:47):
I'd come in and say Hi, Hi, doesn't Brodie look
amazing behind your gold microphone. Second time ever he's been
back there. I think you look amazing back here. Yeah,
he looks good. Have you been drinking? Yeah? You think
of the podcast? I think this this is the worst
podcast ever. Thank you. There you go, there you go, buddy.
By the way, now I feel official because the last
time I lead the podcast with this microphone, he didn't
(14:09):
come in and make it officials. So we were just
it's a thing. It's a thing. It's a thing to
come in and say this is the worst podcast ever.
We're building a montage. Yeah, when Scary hosts and you
say that you walk out, Scary looks very proud of himself,
like you accomplish him, but mostly because you noticed him
and he likes it when you noticed. I gotta be honest.
The fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast is a very successful podcast.
(14:29):
But there is another podcast in our stable of podcast
I'm falling more and more in love with What's that
bethany An Acquired Taste? Thank you? How many episodes have
you listened to? You ac should do a show together
one day. You know, there's there's a couple of other
podcasts on family stable. You'd think there's a there's a
podcast called Walkers and Talkers who holds that one and
(14:53):
Rob Shooter with Garrett, which is called Celebrity Buzz Walkers
and Talkers. Brodie is about the Walking Dead here the
Walking Dead and Preacher which returns June and our friend
Jamie from KATU is also on or from light FM.
HEREM sorry, that's okay. She listens to Kat. I was
thinking of I just do the thing with Wendy Wild,
who's on case We love when you're thinking of Jamie
(15:15):
was an amazing blonde. So one thing I want to tease,
because we're not gonna get to a today, we have
like forty seconds. First of all about a restaurant. No
it's not. First of all, will you remarry me? Yes? Yes,
I will hear. This is like a chees ABC movie
on a Saturday afternoon. This was out at you. I
was I was just hurt. I was just hurt. But
I'm but I but we talked it out. So speaking
of being really mad at me or not being really
(15:37):
mad at me, yesterday I called a company to yell
at them, and the entire help desk was located in Canada.
And I want to talk about how it's different when
you want to yell at someone from Canada. Why well,
I can't tell you we're out of time, but I will.
I'm teasing a topic, we'll get to it. Another podcast
about five weeks I Love You, No Ring Though fifteen
(15:59):
minute morning show
When it comes to cooking meals for your family, or
your friends, even yourself, not all ingredients are created equal. Fresh,
high quality ingredients make a real difference, so it's important
to know where your food comes from. And for less
than ten dollars per person per meal, Blue Apron deliver
seasonal recipes along with preportioned ingredients to make delicious home
cooked meals. You'll choose from a variety of new recipes
(00:22):
every week, or let Blue aprons culinary team surprise you.
Customize your recipes each week based on your preferences. No
weekly commitment, get deliveries only when you want them. Every
meal comes with a step by step, easy to follow
a recipe card and preportioned ingredients that can be prepared
in forty minutes or less. Check out this week's menu.
Get your first three meals for free and free shipping
by going to Blue Apron dot com slash fifteen as
(00:45):
in fifteen minute morning show That's Blue Apron dot Com
slash fifteen. You'll love how it feels and tastes, and
you'll create incredible home cooked meals with Blue Apron. Don't wait,
do it today. Blue Apron dot Com slash fifteen, Blue
apron a better way to cook? What would you talk
about on your on your podcast represents show? Okay, so
(01:17):
what would you talk about in your podcast? Here's what
I'd like to talk about real quick. Yeah, this is
David Brody, that's Pathani everybody. I want to talk about
how we were about to do a podcast, and then
everyone talked about how they had to go. We gotta go. Yeah,
it was that awkward moment where like, oh, I have
a dentistappointment, you know, scary. I just I grilled Scary
right before we left, and uh, he couldn't come up
(01:38):
with something really quick nod. I'm going to defend scary. Actually,
he is so overwhelmed. So today's Thursday as we're recording this,
and our dear friends Sam is leaving to go to
another job, and so her goodbye lunch is in a
half an hour, and we also go on vacation as
of tomorrow. So there are so many things that are
(01:59):
coming down for a bunch of us in terms of
like commercials to record and stuff, and Scary you know
that moment where you realize how much you have to
do and you become paralyzed by being overwhelmed. Scary had
that look in his eye of oh my gosh, I
can't do anything, and we were like, go go, go record,
and it's really he's one of those people that nothing
really phases him. And he had that looked like, I
(02:21):
think my house is on fire. Have to go. Yeah,
he just realized it's the moment before the panic attack.
He was there because there's two things scary does not
ever run away from a paid gig or live endorsement
commercial or the ability to stand in front of a microphone. Correct.
And he walked away from the gold mic. And now
I'm standing in front of the gold mic. You look
very good by the way it goes with your blue shirt.
Thank you. This is the only the second podcast where
(02:43):
I've stood in front of the the gold mic, and the
last time was just you and me and the podcast.
I can leave, I can go no, no, no no no.
We were about to talk about like nothing, and but
that's what we did the last time, was talking about nothing,
and like you walked in and so Bethan's like, yeah,
it'll be great, we'll do a podcast. Yeah, Bethan, this
is great that she said, yeah, we're like work husband
and wife. And I was like, okay, and then you walked.
I was like, oh, Garrett, thank god. It's like, oh,
(03:05):
so I guess the relationships over. Yeah. It's like when
you're about to kiss someone and then the phone rings
and they go, oh thank god, and then you're like,
oh thanks, or you're the third wheel on the date
and then you know, I'm like the popcorn yeah, and
you're about to kiss and make out. But I don't
feel like we're we're husband and wife. You don't, well,
we're we're husband and wife in the relationship that you've
had a twenty year marriage and you're not physical anymore, right,
(03:28):
Like we we we're like work fraternity buddies. See. I
don't think work husband and wife is anything physical. I
think we're husband and wife is like it's the person
that you get along with really well, that you work
with a lot, that like gets all your jokes and
like if you were on a baseball team, you would
hope that they were also on your baseball team. Fred Buddy, Yeah,
(03:51):
work husband wife isn't like necessarily romantic. No, But I
feel like I feel like Nate is more work husband
only because I feel like you do couple of things together,
even though not as a couple. You go out, you've
no not at all, But we don't ever go out
and do anything socially right. But that doesn't make no
(04:12):
I just cousbin. I also don't feel like like you
and I belong on a cake together, Like we don't
like to look like a couple. So for the past
five years, I've thought you and I were work husband
wife literally, and you didn't feel the same way. It's
not you, it's this is a sham marriage. No I listen.
I feel like definitely for like we get each other's jokes.
We we we bond over like you get every innuendo
and sarcastic snark. But I don't know if it's the
(04:33):
husband wife relationship as much as it's the fist bumping.
But you know, I don't know really. Anytime someone asked
me who my work husband was, I always said you.
I thought that, but then I had doubts. Like six
months ago, I was thinking that. My wife said it
was how's your your work wife doing? And I said,
I don't know. I think maybe we're growing apart. I
am like legitimately hurt, right, I'm sorry that maybe my
(04:56):
definition of work husband and wife is different, Like I don't, Garrett,
do you think that of us? I'm just looking forward
to minute sixteen of this podcast when we turn the past,
well know, and then it just there's that awkward silence
of guys. I'm looking forward to that part of it too.
(05:16):
Um so maybe we should see a work husband and
wife marriage counselor I guess, well, now I get no.
Now I don't want you. I want you more. No,
if you're not into it, I'm not into it either.
If you're not into it, I'm not like gonna beg
for you. If people want this is their work wife,
I'll be saying, So here's what I'll say. I think
(05:37):
when I said it was it's me, it's not you.
I think I don't think I'm worthy enough to be
your work hus This is when people te tweet me
and say, Brodie, we didn't know you had that side
of you. This is my true side. I don't feel
up to the level of being your work husband, even
though I feel like we bond um intellectually, dramatically, sarcastically, Yeah,
(05:58):
you and I both love programmar and uh and like yeah,
I know, but like we were both bitching today about
the way people will text in an email about they
need advice, but they spell it with an S instead
of I see they need advice and that no one
else would appreciate that would be bothered by it. It's silly,
but that's so why I thought we were married, and
so I'm rethinking it now. I feel like it's sort
(06:19):
of like when you're like, honey, I cheated on you,
but I still want you, and I don't know if
I want you. Well, I didn't say I had a
different work life. Nobody else here talks to me, so well,
now I'm taking applications for a new work customs. Yes,
so I I think I just passed karma up because
a woman because I parked out on the street outside
(06:40):
of a building because it's cheap. By the way, thank
you for the seguae. We got out of that and transition. Uh.
And so the woman in front of me is parked
in the crosswalk, so she she's illegally parked, but she
still found a way to squeeze in. She she hit
my car just to tap, you know, nothing like where
I need to call the cops or whatever. So you
(07:00):
pay with the meter. You paid by the hour, So
she put her hour in and she was over by
about ten minutes. I paid. I just want to go
pay my my meter before this podcast. There's a meter
person right then and there and obviously not looking at
the car that I know is already breaking the law. Technically,
I'm standing next to him. I walk across the street
(07:22):
with him as if someone up above is trying to
tell me rat her out. Man, rat her out, rat
her out. And I'm like, it's on my tongue, and
I'm like, I'm gonna do it. She's gonna get us
ticket on the second now. And then I just somehow,
some way, my mouth just shuts up. My head's talking,
my head's talking to the meter guy, but my mouth
is not moving, and I'm like, I just wasted karma. Okay,
(07:47):
So Bethany, I can tell you my opinion is that
you would not have rated this woman out. I would
not have because I know that karma is a bit
because also because you just don't ever know, like you
don't know what that person is going through. And maybe
she needed to get in that parking spot because she
has a U T I today and she needs to
she needed to be really close to the building, all right.
(08:09):
A backstory. She had a little Yorky dog that she
bought out of the car, that she walked across the
street to rat Park, and she had some papers in
her hand, and she went towards you know, Canal Street
uptown from where we are, So not a rush, but
enough to that she knows she has to come back
within an hour. So I I don't want to deflate
your theory. No, but you sort of did, and I
(08:29):
see your side of I just wanna I just want
to backstory behind now the two of you. What do
you think I would have done. I would have read
it him out and asked for free dessert from the
police officer a car. Yes, you left out the part
where I would have jumped up and down on her
hood yelling this is the car, this is the car.
But it was right there. It was like I was,
I was like, I should just tell the guy. And
then I'm next to the guy waiting across the street.
(08:50):
I'm like, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna tell him.
I'm gonna tell him. In my head, the one guy
on my shoulders like do it, dude, just do it.
Then the other shoulders like I'm just gonna shut you up.
Now you're going to have no power over your mouth
that for for the next like ten seconds. And that's
why I think it was like cosmic interference and it's
a good thing, and something would have happened bad if
you had said something. But I'm still waiting on other
(09:11):
karmen because the day before a guy couldn't pay for
his meter because he didn't his card wasn't working. So
I don't know him. I just said, you know what,
this one's on me. I got you, which is very
nice of you. So I don't know how when the
karma sets in from good karma returns. Well. The thing
about karma is you may not know that it has
set in, Like maybe a piano was supposed to fall
(09:31):
on you today and it didn't, but you won't know
that it didn't Final destination style very much though. Yeah,
I think that because there was one time that I
was driving into the Holland Tunnel from work and it's
one of those zipper situations where there's two lanes that
go into the Holland Tunnel. No one knows how to
merge in the left right car left right, left right right,
(09:51):
and there was so I was on the left, the
car on the right goes, so it's my turn to go,
but another car went instead, and I was about to
lay on my horn, and then I just didn't for
some reason, and I don't know why I didn't. And
then I saw as that car poled ahead of me
that it was an unmarked police car. So I would
have blasted my horn at a cop. And in that moment,
(10:12):
I'm like, thank you whatever stopped me from laying on
my horn, because I'm not a I'm not a light
horn tapper. I may put your weight on the horn
and hold it down for a second. So I think
that that was like a moment of karma saving me. See,
I think if I ratted this person out, it would
have negated the good karma from the day before, and
then I wouldn't have had any karma coming my way,
(10:34):
and I just would have been you know, yeah, but
you're a good person. The karma thing. Listen, the universe
is terrible. Bad things happen all the time. They all
she was such a good person. She died at thirty.
It happens. Life happens. But I'll tell you two times
I did things in traffic that could have gotten me
it killed. This was last week stopped at the light,
(10:56):
and the woman in the suv next to me to
my right, so on the passenger side of my car
rolled down her window and threw garbage out onto the road.
So I rolled, I, you know, powered down my window
as excuse me, ask you a question for a second,
like I wanted to ask, do you not have a
garbage bag in your car? And is there is there
some thought process that you think that this that Route
(11:18):
ten is a garbage pail because it isn't you protect
that mother earth? Break did? And she looked at me,
She's like, what's your problem? And I said, people who
litter like you trash throwing trash out of a car.
And then I and then I and then I, you know,
put the window back up and floored it. That was
the second worst thing I've done. I've done a lot.
(11:40):
Is the worst thing. I've told this story on the
air many years ago. Before I was in restaurants, before
I was in radio, I used to work in restaurants
and this one time we were running out of Hamburgers
and we had it was a chain that I used
to work for, so I had to go to another
location to get a few cases of Hamburgers. What did
the chain wh I'm with uh dead cobbin? Okay you
(12:00):
and so yes, and so I went to another location
to get hamburgers. So I'm on the entrance way to
a parkway with a zipper situation. And so the passenger
seat of my car is loaded with uncooked, non frozen hamburgers,
raw meat, separated by those little wax papers in between
(12:23):
each one, so they don't stick together class and you'll
never be able to get off when you put them
on the well, yeah, exactly. And so this person was
giving me the look like I'm going to cut you off,
and I said, you're not going to cut me off
because at the time I was driving an old car
that I did not care about them, and I had
that look on my face like I'm from Brooklyn, and
Brooklyn we don't let people we call that chiseling in.
As you're not chiseling in. We don't let chisels. You
(12:45):
can't go up all the way to the left side,
and at the last minute cut in. I will wreck
my car before I let you in and teach a lesson.
And because I want to get to wherever I'm going. Also,
so this person gave me the finger and was cursing me,
and I was like, even when I just like, I
wish I could throw something so while because we're not
moving in traffic. And I took a couple of the
burghers with wax paper out, like four or five of them,
(13:06):
and I threw them out the window onto their car
and into their car because the window was open just
as I was pulling out, So I splatted the window
and the windshield with hand. And this person was so
what the f just happened that I was able to
now zip her in ahead of them and take off
and then end up right in front of them when
you get to the light. Well, yeah, well we got
(13:26):
on the parkway, but I I burgered them. Your ability
a brilliant be Your ability to flee immediately after doing
something that could get you shot is pretty impressive. It's
like when you curse someone and you get on the elevator,
but then the elevator doors reopened again to some reason,
and they're right there, and you're like, about that mother thing?
I said, yeah, exactly, we're in trouble here. I thought
(13:47):
I'd come in and say Hi, Hi, doesn't Brodie look
amazing behind your gold microphone. Second time ever he's been
back there. I think you look amazing back here. Yeah,
he looks good. Have you been drinking? Yeah? You think
of the podcast? I think this this is the worst
podcast ever. Thank you. There you go, there you go, buddy.
By the way, now I feel official because the last
time I lead the podcast with this microphone, he didn't
(14:09):
come in and make it officials. So we were just
it's a thing. It's a thing. It's a thing to
come in and say this is the worst podcast ever.
We're building a montage. Yeah, when Scary hosts and you
say that you walk out, Scary looks very proud of himself,
like you accomplish him, but mostly because you noticed him
and he likes it when you noticed. I gotta be honest.
The fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast is a very successful podcast.
(14:29):
But there is another podcast in our stable of podcast
I'm falling more and more in love with What's that
bethany An Acquired Taste? Thank you? How many episodes have
you listened to? You ac should do a show together
one day. You know, there's there's a couple of other
podcasts on family stable. You'd think there's a there's a
podcast called Walkers and Talkers who holds that one and
(14:53):
Rob Shooter with Garrett, which is called Celebrity Buzz Walkers
and Talkers. Brodie is about the Walking Dead here the
Walking Dead and Preacher which returns June and our friend
Jamie from KATU is also on or from light FM.
HEREM sorry, that's okay. She listens to Kat. I was
thinking of I just do the thing with Wendy Wild,
who's on case We love when you're thinking of Jamie
(15:15):
was an amazing blonde. So one thing I want to tease,
because we're not gonna get to a today, we have
like forty seconds. First of all about a restaurant. No
it's not. First of all, will you remarry me? Yes? Yes,
I will hear. This is like a chees ABC movie
on a Saturday afternoon. This was out at you. I
was I was just hurt. I was just hurt. But
I'm but I but we talked it out. So speaking
of being really mad at me or not being really
(15:37):
mad at me, yesterday I called a company to yell
at them, and the entire help desk was located in Canada.
And I want to talk about how it's different when
you want to yell at someone from Canada. Why well,
I can't tell you we're out of time, but I will.
I'm teasing a topic, we'll get to it. Another podcast
about five weeks I Love You, No Ring Though fifteen
(15:59):
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