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Greg T tips his barber 100% ....he has NO HAIR!

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
presents show? Why are you leaving? Gregg has his backpack
on his shoulder and he's like, I'm out of here.
I gotta go see Floyd the barber. You don't even

(00:24):
have your headphones set yours down. And I've come up
with a whole new concept and I'm gonna do a
podcast for my barbershop. I think it'll be really cool,
like a barber shop. You're gonna call it, I'm not sure?
Can you call it? Between the shears? I'm gonna go
see George the barber and do a cool freaking Why
don't you do a movie from a barbershop? The barbershop?
Oh wait, it was Floyd the Barber. This will be cool, man,

(00:45):
I'm telling you a lot of cool things to go on.
How much you pay for a haircut? Altogether? It pay
forty bucks a week? Why a week? There's a feeling?
How much does much does it cost to shave your head?
That's still overcharging? Well? What I do is see so
here's the thing though. Sometimes you know, you don't just
go to a place and and pay a lot of

(01:06):
money just for what you get. You pay for the
service you pay for the feeling. There's something involved in
a in going to a certain place. So I happen
to like this barbershop that I go to because the
feeling that it gives off vibe. Let's play a game,
Bethany just walked into the room, Bethany. Gregg T gets
his head shaved every week, goes to the scenes my eyebrows,
and it costs how much? No, no, get the hint

(01:29):
when he says game, Bethany, how much does Greg T
pay his barber including tips just the same way? Eyebrows? Eyebrows,
straight edge, straight edge? How much? Let me tell you
what I get? Honest, tell what you get? Oh my god?
All right? So anyway, so I get a whole entire
head buzz. He puts the line in my head, so

(01:52):
I get a line, and then he does the straight
edge all the way around, all the hometime brim. And
then he does my eyebrows with the straight edge as well.
And I get a hot towel and he warms up
my face and soaks into my skin as well, and
I get like a a cologne spring. How much does
he pay? Dudes? Pay nothing. I'm gonna I'm gonna say

(02:15):
twelve dollars for all of that. Okay, alright, let's let's
get Danielle in here. Let's give Meellen the whole story again. Well,
the answer is forty. That's right. Every week. But also
when I go to the place I get there's there's
there's leather, lazy boy couches that everybody can lay out on,

(02:36):
there's foodsball tables stop nobody cares, and there's Harley Davison motorcycles. Okay,
hold on, all right, now, what happened? Danielle is standing
because Bethany's in Danielle seat because Sam's and Bethany Sea
I told me you weren't coming in, and Kathleen's and
Mice I have a seat, I mean every day, Bethany seat.

(02:58):
That's so funny about that? So dirty? Right now? Elvis
is Elvis's seat. This is old mess. Wait wait wait,
Danielle greg t gets his hair cut every week, all right,
every week he gets his head shaved, goes to the barber,
gets all this stuff, hot towels. The listeners already know

(03:20):
how much does he gets cologne, hot towel, shaved, shave.
They do a line and then his eyebrows. Wait, what
do you shave you have no hair? Agree how much
he cleans it up? But how much concluding tip right,
knowing knowing tea, he pays more than I'm gonna say, Yeah,
I think he should pay maybe twenty bucks bucks a week.

(03:43):
That's insane. You gotta pay for the hand shake, you
gotta pay for the volume. Crazy forty one bucks a
week because you have no hair at comes out to
one hundred dollars. How much do you tip that? No,
that is that's with the tip, that's what you five

(04:05):
bucks if your head. Because it's about the vibe. It's
about when you're paying to have friends. You're a lonely man.
They got they got hip hop music playing, and they
got slap slappy with a hot towel. What do you
think when I walk in there, I go like this,
let your garret stand up, stand No, no, let me
stand up garrets. This is when you walk in, right,

(04:26):
I gotta go out to all the guys who gotta
go to see actually Vitally, Nietzsche, Raoul and then George,
and I'm like this, I guess you do this to
every guy. You're paying for friends, dude, you're paying to
have friend and nailed it. You're not everyone experience. This
has nothing to do with just this is because you
don't read. They're all like, yo, what's up to? What's
going on going on? Now? You paid forty to a

(04:47):
hair stylist is supposed to get paid to style your hair.
You don't have any you don't know zip no, no, no.
He cleans it all up and he gets does does
the straight edge all the way around all the brands.
He's making it more and then he does the line.
I think to get the line the barber does this,
he actually makes it more intense than it needs to
be to justify the forts every week. Somebody listen, I'm

(05:10):
a guy, and men are allowed to want to go
to a place and feel good about themselves now they
no longer have to walk around like a bunch of
Neanderthals with hair all over ourselves, dragging or not doing anything.
It looks like a bowling ball with pepper on. If
you don't have any hair, that's because I keep it
that way. If women can go to a beauty salon,
they have knowledge, there's stuff and things you need to

(05:31):
do to it. It's a social aspect as well. There's
a lot of socially and social Beth that he said,
you're paying for friends. It's not paying for friends. He does, absolutely,
he does in general. And how much is a tip?
What I mean haircut? You tip fifty percent? Absolutely, math's hard, guys,

(05:58):
sorry percent. You can also do listen. You can also
do a shot if you want. They got whiskey in there.
They got all kinds of drinks. Whiskey though, is it? Yeah? Yeah,
I can make myself like right now, I can going
out there and making myself of Tito's and make you
going there because you don't want to be home with
the family. No, I going there. Some cool going there

(06:19):
because there's people that know me outside of this whole entire.
I know what this is. There's a cool feeling that's
I'm a guy with a family. I know what this
is is this I went out and bought a fast
Dodge charger and his wife won't let him. This is
his midlife crisis. There's noife over paying for haircuts. It's
not you feel like you're Brad Pitt, but you're not,
because I am. But you're not allowed to get any
more tattoos, so that you're actually that's that is that

(06:41):
also got worked out of a vacation so that there's
there's another one coming within the next other couple of years.
I'm going to start out by getting my grandfather's World
War two dog tag numbers. There's these World War two
military dog tag numbers that I'm gonna put on my
arm next, like a constant tradition camp. It's pretty cool. Yeah,

(07:02):
from Jewish, I can say that. I thought we have
to say that you're Jewish because then people are, like
I said, it is like, you know, you guys can
all be who you want to be within these runs
of the studio here, but outside of here, I get
to the home and be who I really really look
like today. Well, but it did tattoo looks like like,

(07:24):
you know, I'm gonna say it, Well, what I just said,
it looks like I'm talking about the barbershop, not about
the numbers. I'm just mad that you tip this guy
a hundred percent to buy me a bagel and then
hounded me to give you the four dollars at first.
But it wasn't just that cane you. That's what I'm
glad he goes to this place and not the place
where Scary and the three of us used to get

(07:44):
our hair cut in the same places right by Amy
Love Amy, and the haircuts eighteen dollars, and I give
her like seven eight ten dollars whatever I have on me,
I give, you know, for the eighteen dollar haircut, he
would throw like twenty bucks. So then I get the
hair She's like, oh, Greg was here a couple of
days ago. I go, I'm fucked. I know he would
give her twenty bucks on eighteen. You can't go to
any place. He goes about the feeling more so than

(08:06):
it is about the actual haircut, and go there, hang out.
We could kinds of things. You knows, how long do
you stay there for? I'll be there about forty five
minutes to an hour, may about hours? How about that
the actual cut take, you know, the actual process. So
how did you break Trish down? Because we had Trish
on these it's my hanging no no, Trish said on
the air, no more tattoos. Right, this was a big fight,

(08:28):
you guys, and then we brought on the air. And
now you're saying you worked it out, fight get off
the hair thing? From that? How did you work it out?
What does she get? I brought it up again? She
got angry, and I just said it's time to honestly
put this angry side and to talk about what I
really want in my life and what I really want
to go do. But I'm holding back because she didn't
want to do it. Are you going to tattoo something
about or for a trish? What about the girls? What

(08:50):
does she get? What does she get to do that
she really wants to do? First? But we're in a
very everything's going great. There's no banging hot guy. We're right,
she's banging me, which is fantastic. But you come in
every day you want to bang the black guy on
power you And Tricia is very well aware. She also
would say that there's something very strange about me. Well

(09:13):
we knew Bethany is biting everything in her mouth right now.
Do you know what I think, beth you know? Do
you know? Do you know what I think is fascinating
is I would love to put in a nanny cam
in greg Tea's house, love it and just sit back
and watch. I have been I have been asked. It's

(09:33):
really I have been asking for some of us to,
you know, be be like that and like a voyer
and see how we all live. I would welcome all
of you to actually come and ben hang and be
with me and see how who I really am outside
of this place. He has a separate wing that that's
its own department outside of this place. I'm telling you
I have been fighting it for years. You guys all
defined me by the role that I play here on

(09:55):
this show, which is so ridiculous. If you really hang
with me outside of here, you guys are got a
complete everything that I had gone over there with my kids,
had a day with him and his family, and he
really is. He's a great day can explore you guys
can see we're not talking about you've been great to
the front way at home. No, I'm not legitimately asking
how you got in real life Trish to allow you

(10:17):
to get more tattoos, because he had a real conversation
about it, and I let her know that there's something
I really wanted to So you told her I don't
care what you think. I did not use those words,
I don't talk to her so many words would talk
to her like that, great would say, I don't care
what you think. Why are you trying to you know
what I'm saying in so many words? How did you
convince her because he wants to know for her. He
was taking notes for his wife in case I want

(10:37):
to get something. We really, honestly were just we were
sitting down, the kids were sleeping, and we were hanging out,
the two of us. She was having some wine, I
was having a cigar and I was just lounging around
and I just said, hey, listen, I really want to
bring this up, and started talking and I just dove
in and that's it. And then she just said, all right,
when I get back from wherever she's right now with
the girls. When she gets back, she's like, all right,
let's get into this more and more in depth, and

(10:58):
if this is really something you want to do, then
all right, we'll see had a healthy relationship in the
marriage conversation And she said yes, but I know in
Trish though as I know her were there, that was
I want to go on vacation, and yes, so you
think she's coming back when a no, Daniel, Danielle is
looking like, I think maybe she's had this whole week
to think about it. Maybe it'll change. I'm telling you,

(11:20):
I know in Trish know what he looks like. She's
not sure about something. I have a question. Yeah, okay,
So my nanny camp comment came from like when you
said you were getting tattoos about your daughter's because you're
over that whole thing. What does that mean? So that's
a great question. I just talked about this when my
sister a matter of fact, yesterday we were going over,
you know, the numbers and how I want them done
and uh and I said, you know, I'm She said,

(11:40):
what about like you know, she said, some people get
their little kid's feet And I said, you know what,
if they were just born, I would have done that.
But Jada being ten and Ella being seven, I'm not
going to. I'm not put their names on you. I don't.
I just I don't think so I think that they're there.
It's different. I think you do that when you're in
that mind frame, when your kids are just born for
the first time. I think, then you you do that.

(12:02):
I think you kind of graduated. I see I actually
I kind of see what you're saying. I do. So
you're not over the daughters. You just to get the tattoo.
They're at a dance thing a nationals What the giant
what is the giant J on your arms stand for?
That's so funny. Man, come on, bro, it's t Come on.
Can I ask why you put a T on your

(12:23):
arm over you? Why? Why? Because? Well because again my
friends outside of your call me t not Greg. But
you know your name? Do you know what Nate? Do
you know he's getttog is ridiculous. He's getting a tattoo
of his own face across his chest so when he
takes his shirt off, you can see him twice. I
like that, that's very good. I'm surprised he's not getting

(12:47):
a tattoo of a mirror with his own reflection in it.
I love that. I love it, but I don't like
I never get white people would tattoo their own names
on their arms, Like is that in case you? I
actually would do it. There's also more meeting behind because
I really love my name and I love how it
looks it out. That's kind of like working it to
your own apartment and having a huge picture of yourself.

(13:09):
Can take a quick story. When I used to work
in retail, I was letting it. I was working at
the Mall and Express. I was a manager and I
let this girl in the fitting room and I knew
her name was Tanisha because it was tattooed on her arm,
but she was also wearing her name tag from her
job in the mall. So I said, right this way, Tanisha,
and she goes, how did you know? Oh my, I
hate my name tag. Everyone knows my name, but she

(13:30):
had tenisa tattooed on her arm. Also is the way
ball freak Ronnie has a picture of himself on his
own arms. Okay, I'm gonna tell you one little thing,
and this is this is like a little personal moment.
Here's the thing. So so, so all of our names,
obviously they'll come from our our father's side of things.
So obviously we all know without getting into it. So
my biological father is such a mass, right no, for real,

(13:53):
and he's done nothing but to be a drunken abuser,
like a mess, right no for real. So the thing
is is that is that I have done more with
my last name successfully than he has done and ever
will do. So therefore I have now taken control of
the last name of my my last name with the
start of it, which is a letter T. So I
branded myself with T and remind myself of the power

(14:14):
that I've taken back. And so everybody's a fan. That's
really because that's that's as well, that that's really the
truth of it, because I really want to let him
know that like like like, dude, he've done If it
was if it was him right now, I would say, listen,
you've done nothing, Pal, you are a fucking loser. I

(14:38):
would say to my biolog not to stand on the car,
actually say. I would say, you're such a fucking loser.
And I have done everything with the name and you've
done nothing. You by like your tattoo now yet minute

(14:59):
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