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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
firm Elvis represents show not not cool. No, no, you
you said you knew, and now you won't tell us.
I know. I'm just taking guesses and we're hearing it's
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good at it's bad. Okay, Hi, Hi, Nate and I
have to go down the hall to have a meeting
before the meeting. But after the podcast is over, we
need a meeting. We need a meeting with everybody from
the show. Everybody's in here, and if you're not in here,
then you don't you don't benefit, don't benefit from the meeting.
But here's the problem. You guys. You guys agreed to
have a meeting. You and Nate, right, and then Scary
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was in the room, so he comes out and says,
everybody have a meeting at ten thirty. Well, people were
starting to throw speculations around the room, and I'm trying
to like this extinguished, Like Nate told me that he's
going to have to be a bad guy, right, all right.
So Danielle Danyelle jumped in and said, oh, I heard
it's a good thing. Because Elvis said to me, I
said I have to record something. I said, well, you
want to make sure you're in this meeting. It's a
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good thing. And then Scary goes, I know, yeah, Okay,
I think do you guys want to guess figure out
what the meeting is about? If I'll tell you what
it will make a deal. It's up to Nate. He
can say no to this. But if anyone guesses what
the meeting is about, then we'll tell you you're right. Otherwise,
how many guests do we get? Know? Everybody gets one
guest go around the room starting with Scary go, um,
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I'm gonna guess that we uh, what do you think
it is? You said? You know, Bethaning and I are
going to the Iowa State Fair in a couple of weeks.
I think that Elvis is going to surprise us all
by saying that somehow we got a private plane funded,
so the whole show is going to join. Okay, we'll
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say at the end whether or not somebody got it right.
I get a bonus for that one. No, okay, but
he knew. I think you're gonna tell us we have
to do more phone taps. Okay, bro, I think it's
about phone tap. Come back to me. I still don't know.
I think we're getting a puppy. Nobody got it? Can
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I guess for Garrett? Well kind of one of you
kind of got three people in the living room all said,
are we going on a trip to Europe? Because I
think that the Elvis was talking so our simple meeting. See,
this is what happens when we never have meetings. When
we finally decided to have one little meeting, everyone thinks
we're planning a trip to Europe. And this is how
good people have it that the surprises or going to Europe.
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I think Elvis is having a destination wedding and he's
flying us all there, no, no, no, and no damnity.
Also thought were getting someone's getting fired someone or maybe
someone's voluntarily leaving the show. Oh my god, a girl
can dreams. Wow. And then they walk out like more
importantly not knowing what it is. That's fine. I don't
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care about that. It's the fact that scary came out
to the area outside the studio and you did that thing?
Will you like you know, because you want people to
think you know, you can go like, I'm on the
inner circle. I know what's going on, but I can't
really tell you. I think hold on, I think you
don't know. But when they say what it is, you
gonna go I do that. No, here's here's here's exactly
what what I wanted to prevent. There are people putting
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out negative vibes in the air, saying like willy nilly,
the sky is falling, kind of guesses, and I wanted
to extinguish those because it's not a bad thing, That's
all I said. It's only how do you know it's
not a bad thing? Because I heard? But what did
you hear? I keep telling you guys that how can
you know? And then we don't know because I was there.
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I was the right place at the right time. And
did they say, scary, don't tell anybody? Yes, yes, where's
your loyalty? Do you think if you told us it
wouldn't happen? Like, let's say it's a good thing. Let's
say Elvis is giving us all ten dollars? Do you
think if you told us he would not give us
a call from light Beeria right now? We're going if
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I answer the phone. No that they're gonna charge a
billionaire ahead Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello him, Mattia. Benefits are
you doing today? I'm wonderful? Thank you? How are you
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thank you, ask him feels what the meetings about about
a new little god by the list? Then approved video? Okay, okay,
what state do I live in? I do believe that? Now?
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Hold on, Oh my god, I'm bleeding. Okay, did you
hear what happened there? Now? That was a trick the
second the second you answer the phone, there was a
bit of a ring. My phone called something else? Yeah,
oh yeah, no, it's all it's a no no. The
ring means I was that an outgoing calling. What happens
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is when you when a telemarketer calls you a lot
of times, you you answer the phone and it's dead
silence for two seconds, and then they pick up. What
happens is automation is calling hundreds and hundreds of numbers.
When someone actually picks up, they then transfer it to
someone to talk to you. Do you actually think someone
sitting in Liberia right now at a call center going,
let me call this random number. Guy clearly sounded like
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he was from Oklahoma. Yeah. Yeah. Let's say they have
computers that dial hundreds of numbers at the same time
with people sitting like us with headsets on, and then
as soon as somebody actually picks up it transfers that
pick up to the one person sitting. So that's why
there's a lazy. In my defense, I said similar, and
you didn't say how do I know that? That is
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why it rang a little bit. That's what we just
doesn't the ring qualify as me making an outgoing call. Now.
But here's the thing. You always have to ask those
questions if you want to you want to start messing
with telemarketers. Like the one question he asked, you had
this You had this d available only in your state,
and that's where you're You turn the question on them
and go, Okay, what state do I live in? Because
guaranteed they don't know what state you live in. The
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other day, I got one of these phone calls for
the p b A the police, the police right in
my town, and I go, okay, where are you calling from?
He goes, Arizona? I go, why are you calling on?
Behalf of the the Westfield Police Department from Arizona? Well,
I get paid from here. Can you tell me anything
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about the crime rate in Westfield, New York? Um A note, No,
I go, so why am I going to give you money?
He's an agency you hire people. But but these cold
calls know nothing about you. So if you're smart and
you're a telemarketer, learn about someone you're calling. It's like
the radio commercials. Let's say, if you're listening to this
station right now, we're selling homes dirt cheap in your town.
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That's because they're generic. They have no clue where you're
listening or how you're listening, or like the commercials that
are like, hey, I'm gonna tell you how to flip
a house fast. Soon, I'm coming to say, Paul, Minnesota
and your local town, I will take the first calls
only bullshit. If they're in the mid business to make money,
they're taking every last call for the next ten days. Yeah,
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you have to call now. I want to believe I'm
one of only getting this book. Oh my god, I
got in, I got in, I got I get to
give them five for an audio cassette. When I was
in high school, I was listening to the radio and
a call came on about this cream you rubbed on
your breast to make them. It was like no, it
was called like isis I think it's called isis actually
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before and and I listened to it and I was
like I was a smart kid. And I knew not
to fall for that stuff, but for some reason, this
this commercial got me and I called and um and
the woman was asked me all these questions. She was
really lovely. She's like, what size are yours? Your mom?
What size is your sister? They're bigger than you, Well,
then you have a really good chance of growing, and
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blah blah blah like and then she was like okay,
and I said, okay, I'll do it, and she goes, okay,
so first payment will be five and I was like,
and that's when I kind of officially learned about it
didn't work. Have you seen these facebooks? Right? That's rude,
that's rude. Yeah, that's rude. But Bethany is telling you
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you're rude. She pulls her the shirt. And we did
a whole, a whole twenty minutes once on the radio
about blue sant because in the commercials they say just
rub them on and it makes you movements bigger. So
we took like twenty minutes worth of women calling up
saying it doesn't work. It doesn't work. Husband's calling up
saying I bought a case of it. So the latest
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stuff is obviously on Facebook videos, you know, in between
the videos that you're watching from your friends on Facebook,
and you know how it kind of ends, It makes
that click and goes and then it shows you the
next video with that black screen. Well, sometimes they shove
commercials in there that make you look like your friends
like posted this stuff. Well there's this video going around.
They show you a woman with like legit like rotting teeth,
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and they show it's like a teeth whitening thing, and
they show them like painting the teeth and like, no, no, no,
it's it's just a teeth whitener. But the point is
for fifty he showed they show you before and after.
Before she's got rotted teeth. Afterwards the teeth perfectly white.
The thing is she's just painting over dental problems, like
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she's got major periodontal disease. There she needs. And the
lead line in in this Facebook video is why go
to a dentist They cost all that money when you
could go to get this to your teeth whitening bleach
for fifty bucks. It's destroying your enamel that's already destroyed.
But the freaking woman, I feel bad for her. She's
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being like covered up. It's like painting your teeth white
and go to a gym, take a knife and just
cut the fat off of you. It's disgusted. Like that
that liquid that you put on your headlights on your
car if they're foggy, and it's supposed to make them
super super bright, but my brother in law told me
that makes it clear because it strips off layers of
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the light. And he said afterward, if you use it
too much, it has the consistency of like skin because
it's so thin. Your headlight is so thin that you
that it's it's it's terrible. It's terrible, literally scraping away
like yeah, well anyway, I don't think it's a good
idea for anybody to just cover up there their rotting
teeth with white teeth whitener. Hey, it makes the problem
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go away. You know what one got me though? For real?
Which one is on Instagram? All of the videos of
that black charcoal mask. Oh yeah, that stuff looks amazing.
You buy it. I ordered it. It never came in
slow motion of them removing it, and you see all
the black heads going with the It's the only commercial
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that I will watch over and over again. Have you
guys ever tried to do it like like like pop
those black heads on your nose. After seeing the videos,
like the one guy can scrunch his face and all
these black heads come out. Have you already tried to
scrunt your nose? Know that you pretty much can break
your nose when you do it. But after I watch,
I go, how can this guy do? And I can't
you start squeezing like does and nothing comes out. Maybe
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have a clean nose video. I ordered that stuff. I
want to know how they never sent it. When you
do get it, please tell them how it is they
always know what I want because they always have the
microphone on the Instagram and I'm like, well, I just
just thinking of that and talking like that. So Daniel,
on your settings on your phone there's privacy, and in
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the privacy settings there is the microphone feature. And on
the microphone feature, look how many apps you have opened up?
Once you see how how many apps you have opened up,
those apps have access to your microphone, like Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat.
So when you're talking about when you're talking about new
furniture for your house and then all of a sudden,
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uh an ad for you know, J C. Penney or
wherever that's not what that means. It means you can
voice text with those apps. And if you're giving Facebook
access to to interact order nothing. This is where you're
I can tell you you're a hundred percent wrong on
this one because you're trying to say that if the
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app is open, it's listening to you. Yes, it is
listening to you. So when you're when you're talking about
Kettle one vodka and then all of a sudden, random
vodka company shows up on your Facebook ad, that's because
think there's certain voice words that that apps attract to
it on top of voice texting. The voice texting is
just the mere way for you to use the app.
But then the app saying, if you're allowing your microphone
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access to any of these apps at any given time,
these apps are listening in on your conversation. Yes, and
they're not fully listening in like hey, Scary was just
talking to his mother about that little rash that he
has on his back. No, but they're but they're they're
they're listening to specific words. Not why I keep getting
ads for naked cheerleaders you've gotten before? Where you talk happen?
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How do you think it happens? It doesn't randomly happen
because you're you're you're talking about how did how does
the apps have access to your phone? I would think,
and again you could be right, but this is what
I thought prior to this conversation. You searched for something.
That's what I thought, because what like I was searching
for a backpack. But we talk about talking about it,
and that's how it shows up. It's not because we
searched for Okay, okay, everyone in this room. After, we'll
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go to our phones after and we'll talk about something
and then see if it shows up, and then tomorrow's
podcast will update. All right, But there, yeah, windex or
just talking about So I was cleaning my house the
other day and I was using this product to clean
to clean my windows. Now wind x not might not
show up on your phone specifically, Bethany, but products to
clean your house or window will show up again. Well,
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we'll see I could use a naked made service now
that I think about naked made service. But app They've
done stories on this on the Today Show, in Good
Morning America and the Nightly News. So how do you
turn this feature off privacy settings? At least on an
Apple phone and you can go into the microphone settings
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and look at all the apps that have access to
your phone microphone. Correct. So will you be able to
then use it to voice text into Facebook or use
your microphone on Instagram? No, but if you want to,
then you can go and turn it on. It has texting,
it has access to listen to you. It's both. It's
two way communications correct. Correct. But it's not sitting there
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like the c I A even though great people like
Great Tea might think all they're listening in on everything
right there, listening in on products and is listening to
me all days? Correct? Yes, but but the thing with
Alexa though there are no commercials in Alexa. Yeah not yet. Sorry,
mind blown. I know, I wonder what that meeting is about.
I don't know. I think we should leave it right there,
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tell us right now, Okay. Fifteen minute morning show