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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
presents minute morning show. Here we go, let's say you
have your own fifteen minute morning show. What would you
talk about? I know, if you had a podcast, what
would you talk about? Well that's the question. We have
a podcast. What are we gonna talk about? I got
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a good shoe bargain, talk about it. This is so exciting.
So I have a lot of outlets by my house.
I'm very lucky. So one of them is the North
from Rack, which has a great shoe you know whatever.
So I was in there the other day and I
stumbled upon these really cute Jessica Simpson. They're kind of sandals,
but they're not like, well, how would you describe Bethany
that's sandals. They're like a like a booty with a cutout.
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They're really cute, like a caged here. Yes, thank you.
They were normally a hundred and like twentysomething bucks. I
got them for less than forty. Look at you. We
love a good barga last one on the acts. I
was like yes, and I was so excited. You know,
It's it's kind of funny. You're sitting there going, okay,
Daniel is talking about a shoe bargain. Every time Danielle
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talks about saving money on shoes, people come out of
the woodwork. Where'd you get that? Would you? It's like
the biggest thing. These are the biggest things. People like shoes.
And your feet never really changed size unless sometimes you're pregnant,
you know, and your feet get up and shoes of
the time, even if your clothes don't fit. You know,
I haven't been shoes shopping in a long time. You can.
I always get hell for shoe shopping. I'm due for
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a good shoes shop. Can I come? Yeah? Absolutely? Okay.
I have a question about just piggybacking that I see
sample sales for shoes and accessories. We love sample sales.
I think I've been to one once and I walked
out because it was too crowded and people were like
like ravaging through stuff. So what is a sample sell exactly?
Is it? Is it clothing that's not like modified, it's not.
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It's a read sample sale is uh no, it's it's
not read. The bargain is good, it's yeah, the bargains
are great. So sample sales are usually designer clothes, shoes,
or accessories that come in sample sizes, so it's usually
small sizes. Yeah, but you can get them but no, no,
but they tend to come in like a decent array
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of sizes as well, and um, you get them at
a discount because sometimes they don't have like sized tags
on them. They're just used for the models to be
photographed in. That isn't that called marshals? I mean, Max,
I'm just thinking they're not there's no mistakes to them. Okay,
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I know, I want something I wanted to bring up.
We're talking today during great Tease topic train about how
when Garrett announced that he and Ali were having in
the baby, the first thing we thought about was like
them having sex. I was, I was thinking about you,
like on your wife having sex. The first thing that
that that anyone sar was, Hey, so congratulations on having
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sex exactly. No, but I was picturing it and my
I had the visual you you guys do in it,
So now I know you did it. I assume you did.
Unless use a turkey baster or whatever. Well help the visual.
It was nice at least. Oh no, I mean it's
just a flash. It's like I don't dwell on it
for like fifteen minutes, all right, so there you go.
You know what happened with Great Tea. So yesterday, Great
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Tea goes, hey, you know what I want to I
want to do. I want to do something nice for you.
I'm like, oh, that's great. Man. So Ali's having the
baby in November. I go, um, no, February, goes oh,
never mind. Then he goes, it's the holidays. So I
was planning on coming over and helping you put up
Christmas lights and you know, cook for Thanksgiving. But but
since she's having the baby now in February, February, I'm good.
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So he wanted the credit, he got the credit, and
now he just took away all the help that he offered.
It sounds like, let me explain, you owe him a favorite.
I didn't realize that the baby was doing February, and
I thought, like you said, I thought the baby was
was going to be doing November. And I figured, you know,
as we ask, is that they just found out she's
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pregnant November. I don't know why the month November popped
into my brain. So I said, man, it's gonna be tough.
I mean, he's gonna want to, you know, put Christmas
lights on the house and he's got a newborn baby.
He's gonna stay by Ali's side, he's got to help
her out. Plus he already has a son. So I said,
you know, I guarantee he's gonna get into this working
zone where he's like, God, I'm just so tired. I'm
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not doing it this year. So I said, well, let's
not let that happen. Let me go to his house
and I will like, hey, man, let me put up
the lights for you so you can give your family
still a really nice Christmas? Can you? How about February?
Why don't you do something nice in February. February holidays
are in February Valentine's Day. Or you can still go
in November and put up the lights, no one stopping
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to put up. I'm not gonna do that, and you
can get it up of himself in November. I can't
get it up. Yes, right, he's got envisioned. So back
to envisioning people having sex. Um, So I started thinking
about all of you in the Morning Show, and Garrett,
it really is the only one I can picture having sex.
I cannot I can not picture any of you having
sex with anyone except for Garrett. Like you physically can't
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picture it, or you just cannot let yourself go there.
My mind won't go there. Every time I picture Scary,
I picture this because that's all he that's that sound
he makes, and I'm like, and I watched him over
his girlfriend, and I just imagine him doing that. Speaking
of your girlfriend? What she vague book last night? What
is right? She said? I know a secret and that's
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all she said. By the way, I saw that same
vague book and that has not addressed a situation yet.
Can we call her? It's Can we call her? Call
her number? She posted her bit mooji of herself going
and she said I know a secret. I wonder what
it is? And her friends started guessing what her secret is. Look,
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we love Robin. This is She's a fabulous woman and
Scary has been dating her for how many years? And seven?
And they have they have their own tempo of how
they're doing things. Whatever he's is it. She didn't mind
going on with us, right, No, she might be at
her desk and she might be talking softly, but okay,
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that's okay. Here we m Do you want to talk
to her first? You see, if you get permission from
the text that we were calling. Why would you say
I know a secret and then not tell anyone what
it is? Her live So I'm thinking maybe she's pregnant
with Scary's baby. That's what I was thinking. God, Hello, yeah, Robin, Robin,
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it's it's all of us. We're doing the podcast, so
don't you can use foul language if you want, and
if you don't want to be on this, you can
say hang up now. No, no, that's okay. I'm okay.
So we love you, know, we love you more than
we love Scary. But that's besides the points over that
last night you posted I know a secret, and that's
all us. That's all you said. What is it? Oh
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that's so funny. No, no, the secret really was. I
am posted that after having like three glasses of the line,
and I had no intention of telling anyone. So what
is it? It's a bit moji picture of you going,
you know the bit moji and then I have a secret,
so you know what you don't even tell me what
it was. So there is a secret. There is something,
but you're not going to tell anyone what it is,
right right? But are you pregnant with it Scary's child? No? No,
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I know of. Okay, Well he looks very relieved with
someone else's child. Okay, okay, So we're just assuming you
learned something about a friend maybe or or I don't know, yeah, okay,
Robert to do with me at all? Um No, not
really personal or professional, I would say, it's okay, okay,
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So Rob, guys, guys. As a question, why would you
put that out into the universe unless you wanted someone
to know. If you had a secret that you don't
want anyone to know, why would you be going like
and then I know a secret, I know, I know,
I was drunk, I don't know. But then why didn't
you take it down? No? I should have, but then
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I thought that would draw attention to and yeah, you're right,
all right, So Robin has a secret and she's not
going to tell anyone. We just have to sit here.
But isn't it worse if we sit here and guess,
because we're gonna come up with situations that are probably
worse than the real secret. Yeah. Probably. I mean the
guesses were kind of funny. But you posted that two
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nights ago, but we had a sober conversation last night
and it never came up. You never told me what
the secret was. No, No, I didn't. Well you were
out drinking. I wasn't going to take your time off
with my issues, all right, So it doesn't It doesn't
sound like an earth shattering secret. Then, so we're not
taking we're not taking your secret. That that seriously. Then
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I learned from pretty little liars. Two can keep a
secret if one of them is dead. Correct, alright, we'll
kill scary, no problem. I kind of want to know
what it is now, Well you'll find out about something, Robin.
Thank you for your time, Sorry to bother you. Is
it about pizza? Sorry? All right? Is it about pizza?
All right? All right, thank you, Robin? I mean thanks
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for nothing. So why it's like the same as going
up to a friend and going, hey, you know what, Oh,
never mind, and you're what I can't handle when people
do that. I have to force you to follow through
and tell me what you were talking about. You've been
guilty of that, Elvis once or twice on Facebook, where
you just you know, you put a simple word there
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and then one or two dots. I never do that.
I never ever once or twice. I never never want
never twice. You go find the example I would never
do that because it's highly irritating. I would never do that.
I mean, unless you're just not bright enough to figure
out what I'm saying. That could be that I don't know. Well,
I'm not trying to be an asshole, jacket, this is
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what you did if so here's my point. I've always
the problem with people, and we used to call it
vague booking because you know, Facebook used to be the thing,
and so I would get steaming mad at someone who
would use social media to get something off their chest
but not tell everyone what it was. I think that's
really that's stupid, it's unfair, but it's it's for that
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person to to feel like they're getting it off their chest,
and for you know, for us to assume that what
what is Robin's secret? I mean, who cares? At this point.
It's typically done and aimed at one specific person, and
that's a private fight. That's that's not for a public forum. Really,
that person figures it out that it's about them, so
it defeats the purpose because if it's about me, I
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missed that whole thing. I didn't. It just went right
over my head. Like we have a friend. I'm not
gonna say who it is. He'll post something, well, I'm
so disappointed that some people who say they're my friend,
you know, our assholes and they're just you know, fuck them,
fuck them, And and he'll post that and we're like, Okay,
first of all, whoever he's talking about, I don't want
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to know about it unless I know who you're talking about.
Go have a private conversation with them or stop that.
No one in my family does that. And they posted
on like I'm not gonna say, but you don't know them,
you don't. They posted on Facebook, and we all know
who they're talking about, and we're all like, oh, they
did that at this time, we all know, but like
other people may not know. You think you know what
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it is too, Like they're pissed at that moment at
that person, and then if you figure out who it's about,
then you have this bad kind of taste in your
mouth about that person and it's one sided. You don't
really you know, Like yesterday, like I had some stressful
things going on, but I really didn't know who I
could turn to and call. So I'm thinking, like I
can call a Noah, I'm gonna call beat no So
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there was somebody that I needed to talk to you,
but I couldn't actually find that person, So then I
you would contemplate putting something out on social media just
to at least feel like you are relieving yourself of
those stresses and you're getting it off your chest. So
if you don't have anybody and outlet talk to you,
you throw it out there just to throw it out there.
So you're saying that social media is the universe. I'm
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telling you out there to the universe, right like you're
throwing it out hoping that somebody's going to bite on
and say, what the matter? Are you okay? Because you
can't find that one person to actually sit and talk
to and tell that problem. That's what I mean, That's
what I would do. I was stressed that yesterday too.
You know what I did. I went to Whitecastle Girl,
White Casket. It wasn't close. I'm like, gosh, it's not close,
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but I'm I'm I needed so I went there and
I have no regrets. Gary's trying to figure out from
Robin with the secret and you guys worked this thing up,
but it obviously is a little bit about you. Yeah,
you're nervous, and she admitted it has something to do
with you makes me insane. Now now I'm going cuckoo
Happy Friday. This this fri a, this made me whatever,
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the this message, whatever this message on Facebook was meant
to do, is now starting to affect me. And now
I'm freaking out. Well, I tell you. Reading through the
responses to her post I have a Secret was hilarious.
What they think, Well, she's pregnant, she's getting married. People
think she's pregnant. A lot of people. That's that's not
your control, that's her hold on it could partially be yours.
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But comments on this Yeah, okay, So she says I
have a secret, and then what do you see? Uh,
you're a lesbian. Hooray. Uh, let's see me too. I
have a secret, but I'm not telling anybody. You're dating
a stripper from Flash Dancers. You're pregnant. I refused to
get caught up in your silly little game. I'm not
gonna ask. But what is it? Right, let's see, h
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you're so cute. It is a silly little game. Yeah,
and she admitted she had had some silly little glasses
of wine. But what's really fun is is not having
any skin in the game. And so then just being
able to sit back and watch it and it could
not be such a big deal. But now it's going
to take on a life of its own because you're
holding back. But she also said she didn't want to
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take get down because then it gets it breathes another
breath of life. I did take a screenshot of it
just in case she did take it down, so we
could use it on the shot. Very good thinking. Screenshots
are so important because people do reverse engines. So why
on Monday, ils you just throw it right out there
that you got a secret and then you'll see where
it goes. Because I don't want to do that four
hours but he doesn't stop. But he doesn't, but maybe
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by Monday he will. Oh no, I've got tons of secrets.
But I'm not going to talk. I don't want to
tease people with him. That. That's my point using social
media to just be vague and toss things out there
to try to get people all riled up. I don't
get that. I mean, I don't. I don't. I don't
think it's a good ideas. Conversation, by the way, has
made me go to my Facebook, which I haven't gone through.
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My friend listen a long time. I have been unfriending
left and right. Why do you have a secret. I
have a secret. No one cares that nute morning show
elf