A Recap from Lunch Yesterday

We go over what happened at lunch yesterday and what was the WORST thing you ever purchased?!?!?!

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
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(00:26):
And look AT's Froggy's here, and there's Scotty b. There's Scary,
there's Gandhi and Danielle and Dave Brody and Garrett. I
don't see Garrett in the room here. No, I don't
know that. I don't physically in the room. I know
you're captured by Diana on video. Oh that's right. Hey,
what do you want to talk about? I'm gonna talk

(00:48):
about Chester all this morning. We talked about it, We
talked about lunch yesterday. We're talking about yesterday's launch all
morning today. Do you really want more? We were, we
were living it up. We had a nice lunch and
Ed's lobster bar. Ed wants us back today for round two. Ed,
are you going? It's like Stockholm Synder, But I feel

(01:08):
like I feel like you can only do that every
once in a while. If you do it two days
in a row, it's not going to be as out
of control. You're gonna be trying too hard. And it
was kind of accidental that everyone just went so far
off of the edge. Yesterday, I think it was early.
It was a Monday. We're also recovering from the weekend.
And then something just happened, something clicked, and Alex came over.
Alix is there. He added a little Alex craziness to

(01:30):
me to the morning day anyway, Yeah, it was we
didn't come. It was I had the good the good
little devil, the bad devil on one shoulder, and the
good one going listen, you have until at least one
thirty two o'clock, and then like you got to turn
into like an adult, like you have you have kids?
Thanks to do? Ye have kids? Thanks to do? So

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I went home, I end and it just bit my
how you go? I wanted to be there physically, but
I had responsibilities, good choice, boring. So you guys all
left and Alex and I stayed at edge lobster bar.
We went to the bar and kept on going, and
then what happened into the pit what and then what happened?

(02:18):
Do you remember what happened after the matter. Yeah, we
went to Odeon and said at another bar, get fries, fries.
I didn't have the fries. No, we just had lunch.
We were pretty cool from lunch. Okay, anyway, that's the day.
Can we move on? Yeah? All right, scary ruined my day.
Yesterday ruined my whole day because he told us that

(02:39):
there was gonna be a tornado and that the weather
is gonna be awful. So I plodded out to go
home and just rot in my bed and sleep all day,
which is what I did. I woke up there was
sunlight outside. It was beautifully. It was a perfect response.
Please respond, I do the weather, and I have three
different source is that I get my weather reports from.

(03:02):
All three were mentioning tornadoes as a potential pot you know,
as a possibility. Others were talking about crazy wind gusts.
So I like, we had nothing, nothing think of. Some
of the area did get some weather. I mean I
went home and bettoned down the hatches. I took all
everyone all down. I took everything down, and I tied
everything up in the backyard, and nothing happened. I saw

(03:23):
a hailstorm going on in some pot of New Jersey.
So where did you see this on the weather channel? Okay,
we did get rain, sun, but nothing crazy out there
in New Jersey. Where you or did you get any
kind of weird weather. I got some wind and rain,
then the sun came out. Then I got wind and
rain again. But no, no tornadoes that I know of.
Nothing tornadic man, and I woke up in the sun.

(03:46):
I shook my fist at the sky. Scary Jones. I'm
the last person to to be an alarmist in this situation.
I don't like because it's they say, it's really hard
for it an alarmist. You said tornado. You said the
word tornado. Do you you guys realize you're mad it's
scary because you didn't get hit with a tornado. Yeah, yeah,
I wasted. My day would have been happier if he

(04:08):
was right. Scary is like the guy on the news
that rolls up his sleeves when the weather he's coming
to the bad weather. He comes in here and he
records this and his reports in like forty five seconds long,
and he's he's an alarmist when it comes to that stuff.
Does he put a yellow windbreaker on with with the
fan blowing on himself while he's doing it. I like
to put positive spins on things. Okay, today is gorgeous

(04:29):
in the northeast Okay, speaking a positive spin, so tornado
will be spinning around your neighbor. My mom did say
I'm coming over to go in your basement because scary
said a tornado is coming, just saying unreal, scar, All
the day's ruined. I'm bored. Is that it? No? No,

(04:50):
you guys keep going. Yeah, that's a four minute morning
show podcast word. Okay, I'm a busy executive. You gotta
get car insurance for your new card. Happen to me.
I'm trying to think what the worst thing was I
bought when I was like drunk or asleep. I think

(05:10):
I sleep shop a lot, Like right before him falling asleep,
I like buy things on Amazon or things from oversea.
He's that come months later. You know. Danielle's birthday was
in March. I ordered her something in February. Here I
bought something I just wanted did ship from where you
watch Planet and High on Paintills one time after my aneurism,

(05:34):
and at Lisa's like, who ordered this? Said, I'm like,
I don't have any idea, and then she looked back
at the Amazon order and it was ordered in the morning,
So I'm like, I was awake. Sorry, how many Tom
Brady books did you buy Yeah, I already have those.
That got it all. What is the worst purchase you've
ever made? Like, what is this one thing that's collecting dust?

(05:56):
That from me? I have three things. And if you say,
Lisa Froggy, I'm gonna punch your face. No, no joke,
no joke. I have a breadmaker. I have a fondue set,
a fondue maker which was given to me as a gift.
I didn't buy that. That That maybe doesn't count, and I
have it. I have a snoopy snow cone maker that

(06:18):
I thought at the time was I was going to
use all the time. So a shaved ice pretty much shaved,
you know the ice, you know the nuts thing you
kind of like squirt they all that stuff sounds great,
but you never really use, you know what I mean,
just just like a wedding redge. So what do you
guys have in your you know, your appliances or yeah,
I have that. You remember, you know that mixer that
sits on the kitchen kitchen you know that's it a

(06:41):
kitchen aide. I had to have it. I had to
have all the pasta attachments because oh that is the
word of the of the American Kitchen. I was gonna
make pasta. I never use it. I use my hand mixer,
my whatever. I never make a homemade pasta because I
don't have time and my husband. They're talking about the
classic kitchen aide Mitcher from the nine Team four. You
all subjective, that's her worst purchase on my it's downstairs.

(07:07):
Everyone needs one of those. I don't have. Somebody somewhere
is cursing you for saying the shaved ice makers. Danielle
could tell you hers. You really want to pasta, make it,
Danielle will sell it to you for a good christ. Yeah,
it's so hard and expensive to get pasta. In the
story exactly, that's what I'm saying. I was using Scotty
these cameras and he was just fixing his hand and

(07:28):
walked away. At Leasta bought one of those, at least
about one of those shower things. It looks like it's
like a shower cleaner and you push it and it
rotates and it's supposed to clean the shower. If you
put any pressure whatsoever on this thing, it stops spinning.
It doesn't clean shit. I'm like, this is the biggest
worthless piece of trash. Ever, but it had good reviews.
Good reviews are crap sometimes. I know you have to

(07:50):
look at them because I think a lot of times
boughts do reviews and just it'll go from four reviews
to five thousand overnight, all five stars. I bought because
you're Brian and I do long distance. I bought one
of those bracelets that you can tap it. Yeah, and
then it buzzes on his side so I can send
him like a hug or whatever when I want to.
It works very well until it dies. The battery dies

(08:11):
for the first time, and then you can never recharge
it ever again. Don't they make sex toys like that? Well,
you can actually pledge somebody from this, Yes, buttons and things?
How does that work? Go ahead? Yeah, go on? Scary. Well,
I don't know. I don't have that. My life is
not that interesting that way. I just watch the video

(08:33):
of when apparently it's an apparatus that the woman during
the day, right, and and then you can actually do
don't is it for like the bedroom? But the joke
now is that like people are wearing it out and
about and significant others just want to wear that the target.

(08:55):
I would, I would literally I'm wearing her clothes. I'm
pretty sure it's called the lush. What you called? I
think it's called a lush. I think he says, you
press a button and then all of a sudden, she's
feeling it wherever she is. It works both ways. You
can get some, you can get an apparatus for the

(09:16):
man as well, and it's like an around here from
her or Froggy? Where does he sounds very fifty shades
of Greg does. It's not tortured, it's apparently it's pleasure.
Elvis is lurking in the corner, watching all of us
and making that I hate you all fake. I don't

(09:37):
know anything about this stuff. Does Elvis have experience with it?
Ask him? Do you have a Bluetooth sex toy? No?
I love one, though. Gary was just showing us what it,
what it's like, what it does. Well, I don't know
for a fact. I just I've seen, like godhi, I've
seen videos. I don't know. If I don't like that,
you would like that. I'm getting it for him for Christmas.
Don't anyone else? M oh, he left? Do you want

(10:04):
one of those? I got two already, thanks. Has anybody
pressed the button on you no, Froggy push it again. Hey,
we just got the craziest text message. So the person said,
why do you guys play the same song at the
same time every day? Uh? And so I said what song?

(10:25):
Because I don't know, I don't remember what it's called.
I said, you hear this song every day at the
same time. It's like, yeah, something about all I do
is think about you, which is Glass Animals heat Waves.
Like I hear it every day. I don't remember what
song was. You know, you gotta hear again, barrow until
you get it. The Glass Animals heat Waves. That was

(10:47):
the you know, that's the slowest crawl to the number
one spot. Uh. You know the Billboard they want to
Billboard Music Award for that. They want some kind of thing.
It was like literally fifty nine weeks on the chart.
It entered the chart in March and finally hit number one.
Like it's a pity. It's a it's a pity number one.
It's like there's nothing else it's been hanging around, and
give it number one. I love how you talking about

(11:08):
sex toys to glass animals. Imagine I'm doing that. That's right,
Froggy push it again. People are trying to people are
drawing flies. Day yell is gone. We should just end it. Yeah,
exactly right. The eleven minute Morning Show, see you guys later.
How do the fifteen minute Morning Show