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May 15, 2025 9 mins

Straight Nate thinks he can fight a kangaroo and also ride a horse without any experience.

 

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Get your hands together, and we're gonna start to party.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
And I'm reading a party.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
The Elvis Duran After Party.

Speaker 4 (00:14):
It's the after Party podcast. Here we go. You know what,
sometimes we hear these stories that just make us go hmmm,
some people are just fucking stupid. Here we go with
the podcast. Gandhi's here and they're scary, and there's Garrett
and Danielle and there's pretty sure Nate and of course

(00:35):
Scotti be all right, all right, tell the story, Gandhi.

Speaker 5 (00:38):
Okay, So there's a story that came out a few
days ago about a man who was found dead in
an enclosure with Wallaby's in a kangaroo. He had a
lot of blump forced trauma. They weren't sure what happened,
and then we found out he got a fight with
the kangaroo and he came out on the losing end
of you, I think, which made us think about the
time we all discussed in here.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Do you think you could take a kangaroo? The most normal, saying.

Speaker 5 (00:59):
Logical people will say nope, I could not fight a kangaroo,
But not our boy Night.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
Or a gorilla. Right, there's guys out there that think
they could just take him maybe it's a pack of
ten or one hundred guys. Can they take a gorilla?

Speaker 2 (01:15):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:15):
The answer is no, absolutely not say no. But when
it comes to this guy, let's fill in the blanks.
The guy in the kangaroo fight, Uh huh, he knew
this kangaroo. He was his brother's petting zoo. Okay, Jack
is the kangaroo. And he went into the ring with
this kangaroo a couple of times and play fought with him.
Jack didn't have it this time, beat the shit out
of him and he died.

Speaker 5 (01:36):
Jack was over it. Jack said no more, I don't
want to do this anymore. And we started talking about
how ridiculous it is when people just think that they
can actually go and play with these wild animals.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
I make jokes about it all the time.

Speaker 5 (01:46):
Can I touch it? I would try to touch it.
Maybe I also know the dangers that lurk there, and
there are certain things I'm not going to touch.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
Right, And keep in mind, these are not dogs and cats.
We know dogs, we know cats, we know how they operate. Kangaroos.
You don't know how a kangaroo operates. You don't understand
that the force, the sheer power they have in their
their legs and yeah, kick your head off, and they're jacked.
And then here comes this one. Here comes straight in

(02:12):
Nate saying, well.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
I it's okay, so you just sold the story. And
it was one kangaroo and three wallabies in the in the.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
In the ring with him, we only fought the kangaroo. Apparently,
do we know that that's what that's what they said.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
I think they ganged up on them. See, you're not
gonna win with odds like that. Okay, we're not gonna win.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
With I never thought that angle. If do we think
that could have happened? We don't know.

Speaker 5 (02:34):
I don't that's I haven't seen that reported anywhere. I'm
sure that there are ways to figure out. Was that
a wallaby kick or was that a kangaroo kick? Because
wallabies are quite tiny.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Listen, four on one, you're gonna lose that first kangaroo
one on one.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
You ain't winning boxers.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
You just have to see them. You're not, You're not,
You're not even close to.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
Why do you think that you can beat up a kangaroo?

Speaker 2 (02:55):
I see videos. I think you sucker punch it. It's
down for the count. Kick it in the pouch. You
sucker punch it. You're done.

Speaker 6 (03:02):
No, that thing is very nice to kick it in
the pouch.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Now if you're in if you're in a fight, I
guess yeah, you gotta fight dirty and that thing is
not going to be played by any rules.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
My point is this, don't be an idiot. Don't get
near kangaroos.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
I'm never gonna fight a kangaroo. I'm just saying no.

Speaker 4 (03:17):
But you know the kind of guy that says I
could take a kangaroo. You say that because you're never
gonna fight right.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (03:21):
I can see a drunken Nate in Australia being like,
I can do this right now, Jack.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
You don't kill you?

Speaker 2 (03:27):
What a great attraction that would be?

Speaker 4 (03:30):
You don't you get killed?

Speaker 2 (03:32):
You know how people get in those sumo outfits. If
you had like one of those big padded suits and
you could go box with a kangaroo and he'd had
like a helmet on and some boxing gloves, that would
be a great attraction.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
I actually think that exists.

Speaker 5 (03:44):
I don't think a suit is there, but I do
think kangaroo boxing is a thing. But the foot of
a kangaroo with the little claws that they have can
disembowel you with one kick. One kick and you're done.
And you think you're gonna fight it, and you are
not alone because so many of the men that I
have talked to about this believe to.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
Take it head on. You got to get around it.
You gotta get behind it, choke it out, choke it
out than you.

Speaker 4 (04:08):
Oh, Scotty, You're quicker than a kangaroo, though.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
Scotty's good at choking it out. Shook out. You get
behind that half Nelson, Scotty.

Speaker 4 (04:16):
Scotty's choking it out right now.

Speaker 7 (04:18):
Sorry, I've seen kangaroos. You cannot fight a kangaroo now,
Will even a baby Joey will kill you?

Speaker 4 (04:24):
No, well, baby Joey would probably not kill you, but
you don't want to fight a bit.

Speaker 7 (04:29):
They're very, very strong, and the koala is their assholes
also sloth.

Speaker 5 (04:34):
Can you up?

Speaker 4 (04:35):
You can't even be the sloth and they're slower than
You're worried about sloth. It's about their their their clowns.
They can just start squeezing and they'll squeeze these.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
You're not worried with a koala about getting lamydia from ye?
Don't they all have chlamydia?

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Something like that.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
That would.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
It's a hard time away from that?

Speaker 3 (04:56):
Is that how Scotty knows by the way guys kangaroos
and their feet. But you know that the bite force,
it says, is as strong as a grizzly bear nine
and seventy five pounds of pure square inch.

Speaker 4 (05:11):
I never knew that, right, I never knew that. I
never knew about the fight back.

Speaker 6 (05:16):
Powerful kicks, jumped in hot and bite force.

Speaker 4 (05:18):
I didn't know about the bite factor that I didn't know.
Look at that Daniel Tom and can kill you.

Speaker 7 (05:23):
One swipe of that tail will knock you out.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
Yeah, I mean, it's obviously never gonna happen.

Speaker 8 (05:28):
Right, Well, kangaroo guys, if I could pick the I
guess sort of another theme about these stories.

Speaker 4 (05:39):
You hear about, well, how many of us could beat
up a gorilla or this guy I could, I can
beat up with kangaroo. Another storyline here is these guys
who are so stupid they think that they are winning
the room with their machismo by proclaiming to the world
that they can fight a kangaroo, knowing that the eight

(06:00):
hundred miles away from a kangaroo, right, A bunch of assholes.

Speaker 5 (06:03):
And please know that every time you're around a woman
and you say something like this, all we think is idiot, not.

Speaker 9 (06:09):
A same powerhouse gym toxic masculinity that goes around.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
You know, you said the word machifsma. I was gonna
use the same word, but just to be more colorful.

Speaker 9 (06:16):
Yeah, that's exactly my friends, My meat head friends that
do nothing but work out for six hours a day.
They're the ones that are having these conversations and it's
just stupid, okay, foolish.

Speaker 5 (06:27):
Did you guys ever see that Nate Bergazzi bit where
he talks about if there were one hundred men in
a room with an orangutan, about seventy of them will
be like, I can fight that thing, no problem. If
there were one hundred women in a room with an
orangutan and you asked how many of you can fight it,
the one will be like, why the fuck would I
fight in orangutans?

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Are you crazy?

Speaker 4 (06:43):
Logic?

Speaker 1 (06:43):
Yeah, I would never do that. That's a dumb question.

Speaker 4 (06:45):
Do you remember the day that Nate strolled through the
door and said, you know what, I want to do this,
but I want to get drunk and get into a
bar fight.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
Lord almighty. We should allow that one.

Speaker 4 (06:54):
Why do you say things like that? Do you mean them?

Speaker 2 (06:57):
I think it's more you want to know your limits, right,
I think you want to know if you can handle
yourself in that situation. We've all seen movies. Well, I'll
take it a step further. We've all been in a bar.
When a bar fight breaks out, it's usually you.

Speaker 9 (07:10):
It almost came to fruition a few months ago when
he fought with that woman over the coat hooks.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
I would have taken her by the.

Speaker 4 (07:17):
Taken cod hook woman.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
She was half his height, she just half his height.

Speaker 4 (07:21):
Yeah, and Nate's sitting there like you're gonna do it?

Speaker 2 (07:24):
Yeah. I totally would have taken her down like Nate's
loving out his face fantasy. Did do you think about that?
Do you think it's something? If something happened, would I
be able to handle myself in this situation?

Speaker 4 (07:34):
Well, it's okay to think about it, but why do
you want to act on it?

Speaker 2 (07:37):
Yeah, we'll see. As I get older, I realized it's
probably not smart to do these things.

Speaker 4 (07:42):
The same guy who says I can ride a horse, yes.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
At a gallop, he thinks he could think I could
do that?

Speaker 4 (07:46):
Well, you you could, it's easier than fighting with a kangaroo.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
Those are his best odds in all of that, Like.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
One day, can I just box a kangaroo, ride a
horse and then get into a bar fight? Is that
which one of those is probably going to do me?

Speaker 1 (08:02):
In Australian for a day.

Speaker 4 (08:04):
What are those games where they have like five different
things you have to do the mutter thing or to
yeah you want to do like a fucked up tough money.
I can't get by now he rides a horse, He's
going into the saloon through the two doors.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
I would watch that.

Speaker 7 (08:25):
Okay, has anyone else ever actually never been in a
fight in their life?

Speaker 2 (08:31):
I have never been in a fight.

Speaker 4 (08:32):
Never mean the day the days young Scott, you and
I both was there. Yeah, never been in a fist fight.
A little bit of a fight with Danny in third
grade with Danny, no one. They've split us up and
we went to the principal's office. I don't see Danny around,
so I guess I know you want day. He turned
out to be one of my best friends.

Speaker 6 (08:49):
Saw that's nice.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
So the women in here are the ones that have
been in the.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
Brawls yet.

Speaker 4 (08:54):
Not surprising it's hilarious.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
What's your record, Danielle?

Speaker 4 (08:58):
What for?

Speaker 2 (08:58):
What? Record? And fight?

Speaker 6 (09:00):
I don't have that many fights.

Speaker 4 (09:01):
How many girls did you kills?

Speaker 9 (09:03):
Not many?

Speaker 1 (09:03):
I'm undefeated.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
Wow, I think you could kick my ass. I wouldn't
get in a fight with you. With me, yeah, you
killed me.

Speaker 4 (09:10):
You really do.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
First of all, I'm little, so I would have to the.

Speaker 4 (09:13):
Wrong side of town.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
All right.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
So out of the three guys, Scary, Scottie, and Nate,
who would win the fight? Scary, I don't see.

Speaker 6 (09:24):
Any of them, Gandhi and myself.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
I just run. I don't know. I wouldn't fight, all right.

Speaker 4 (09:30):
Thanks this three, we got to get out of here.
What a stupid conversation. I hope you have it with
your friends today too. That's it for the after Party podcast.
Say goodbye body

Speaker 6 (09:41):
Sister Ran After Party

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