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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast,
Firms Morning Show. It's a fifteen minute morning show podcast.
We're still trying. I've got dogs barking, trying to get
Brody on. Brody, are you working today? Oh? It's working, okay, good,
(00:27):
We're just waiting for you to come on. Well. In
the zoom room for the podcast, we have Froggy and
Danielle and Gandhi and Scary. You can see Scotty b
but he can't hear us. Uh. Straighten eight is not
at his desk. He's just an empty chair. Where did
he go? I think he went up to do a
three to four too? You know what that is? Coat Brown? Yeah,
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he's bombing the bowl and then Garrett is here, and
of course Dave Brody is here. All right, wait, what
does Brodie up behind his head today? Yeah? What's behind
your head today? What is that a broom? Or those
are my lacrosse sticks? So I'm back in my lacrosse days.
They're up, they're up here every day. Yesterday, you had
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a scarecrow. Before that, you had trophies before that, you
had a surfboard. Like every day it's like a new prop.
I don't know it's lacrosse, man, that's my game position,
you know, forward right forward? Wait, hold on, doesn't lacrosse
have like a dance song in the eighties that was
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lacrosse lacrosse? I'm sorry? All right, Well, so what's the
focus of today's fifteen minute morning show podcast. Let's get
it off our chests. What do you have? Wait? Hold on,
we have a guest on today's fifteen minute morning show podcast.
Who's that? He is alive? Oh? We missed you. We
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missed you so much. Love you guys. I love you too. Oh,
I love you the hat it leaves. I love your
lake hat. We were we were following you during your
time out and uh, you're you spent a lot of
time at the lake. You've turned into like a lake creature. Yeah,
I'm gonna head back later this week. I think I
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don't go for you. I'm jealous when we miss you, Josh,
it's great seeing you. I love Josh. Well, now Josh
is going to be spreading the COVID to Cleveland because
he used Scari's microphone. Can actually see the COVID dripping
off the microphone. Hey, so let me ask you have
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we have we had any discussions with anyone about when
and I we're coming back to the studio to join you. Guys.
We've had informal discussions chatting with the engineer Josh here
in the building, and I guess he's the one that's
probably most in tune with what's going on here. As
of now, I think they out of three thousand people
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in the building, they still only have a hundred thirty
people coming in. Wow, it's about a hundred and twenty
too many people. Well, let me ask you this. I
think it's just like there a is there a way
I could sneak into the studio into the show one day? Well,
and how does that work? Well, they technically haven't turned
your key cards off, so anybody could come back in.
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But you know they notice with somebody's coming and it's
not usually here. I'm not worried about getting in. I'll
scale the wall outside. I'm just asking, like, where am
I going to stand? Because Scary is in my position
and I don't want to be anywhere near him. He's
glowing in COVID. I mean, if you would allow me
to continue to run the controls, you could have any
of the empty microphones. There's plenty of room in this here,
I'm gonna show the people watching the podcast. You see, Elvis,
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you could sit down at the end of the penis,
at the very end of it. The tip tip, just
the tip. Okay, there's the tip. There's a great to
use to sit at the tip. I don't know. I think, well,
let's be let's be let's be real here. That's my space.
You're in it is, but you don't want to touch
that board at things dripping into bid with spirits sitting
there for months. Yeah, listen, it's always your board. You
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can have it back. But then I guess I get
to I go home and I I could record from
that boards a hot spot. Yeah, it's glowing. The pandemic.
I may sneak in just one day, but I just
want to be safe because I've been living out here
COVID free, and I'm nice. I'm healthier than ever, you know.
I just I can't like you, like we've told you,
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you're not missing anything. You were not missing anything. You
might want to talk to the engineers, Yeah about what
by getting some plexiglass around you to separate you and
Scary in that studio because droplets and you know he
spits when he talks and when he eats coming right
at you, he gonna look like a fucking bank teller
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sitting I'm show, yeah, but I'll be buckshot all over
the glass. I'm scary. His mouth scary. It's like he's like, uh,
I don't know, you are spending lots of droplets. By
the way, if you noticed, the word droplets is being
used more and more than anyway. So I was gonna say,
I have an apartment just blocks away from the studio.
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I haven't been to in weeks and weeks and weeks,
and I feel like I should go check it, like
check the mail. Maybe I don't. I don't know, so
I may have to come in and see you get
rats or something? Elvis. I mean, they're they're apparently running
rampant in the city. Rats can't afford my apartment building.
What's that, Brodie? Well, you were in you were in
the farmhouse for a while, and then you went to
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your Santa fe right for a little while. Has Ali
ever been to your apartment your new dog? No, not
at all. Wow, that'll be a big deal. I don't
know all right, enough about me, Uh, Froggy, what do
you want to talk about? I'm gonna get my dog.
He's going to get his dog. No. I love the
fact that Garrett. While we're sitting here trying to do
the fifteen minute Morning Show, I hear Garrett's kids keep
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walking in the room and going, Daddy, what are you
doing daddy? Well, yeah, so I decided to stay in
the kitchen today because they have dentist appointments in in
like a half hour, but they haven't left the house yet,
so it's it's kind of like, Hey, that's supposed to
be here and all he's making a shake right now,
and uh, the kids need their iPads at a level
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that is obnoxious. Yes, yeah, okay, one second, this is
what happens when you have to work from home. I'll
look at Ali. He's so cute. Ali's in the zooms.
So if you're watching the fifte minute Morning Show, he
is Elvis. It's almost like he looks like a stuffed animal.
He's a toy. Don't like that he smells he peed
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all over him something. But it's puppy Peach. Puppy Pea
doesn't smell his dad. Is that like? What scary theory
about hot girl p is? Okay, Brody, it seems like
you bring up something sickening every day on the podcast.
Have you guys noticed that is my outlet? Yeah? This
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has been problem. He does. He doesn't get to talk
like he used to talk. He's not with us all
the time. So he gets in this fifteen minute to
get it all out. And my family's My family's done
with me after these last four months. So if I
have anything to say, it's how to be here or alright,
someone take over. I've been talking all day. Where are
you going? I'm going to see my sister today. Really,
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she's in Philly, right, Yeah, so she's living in Philly,
but she's actually moving to Florida for a year because
my brother in law is going to be an orthopedic
surgeon and so that's where he has to spend his
last year before officially becoming a surgeon. So yeah, so
they're moving to Florida at this time, and she's pregnant
and yeah, so a lot of things going on in
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my head right now. I'm very, very nervous, but I'm
gonna go. You're gonna miss her, You're gonna miss I'm
gonna miss her. I'm gonna miss her so much. This
year cannot go fast enough to get her back here
to me. So, well, I know you're you're you're a
concern because your sister is pregnant and she's moving to Florida,
which is a hot zone of the COVID right now.
But at least she's not running the board. That's even
more dangerous. She kind of excited because tomorrow, Um, I'm
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actually going to be doing an I G Live without
friends at DeLong Ee. I'm making a Vietnamese iced coffee.
So they had to do this. They're doing a split
screen between me and a barista. Today is going to
be a run through of the I G Live tomorrow
at noon Eastern, which you could all tune into on
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my Instagram at Scary Jones. But I will say it's
a sponsor. We we loved along, We loved along. I
get it, But Scary come, what my point is this? Yeah?
Your point acquires things like oranges, condensed milk, and there's
a whole world of fun that I'm in for. So
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I have to do a run through. And that's so
I'm doing a run through a dry run today and
I'm excited to drink and experience a Vietnamese ice coffee.
So I didn't know that what that was. I didn't
know that it existed. So I love blue Diamond almond
tune in live blue Diamond Almonds. I'm doing an I
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G live with blue Diamond Almonds screens a split screen
with me and someone else eating almonds. An yeah, I
think a lot of Purel hand sanitizer. I think they're
great through the pandemic. It has really kept me feeling
feeling great. Trust. What do you have? Simple? Simple? Yeah,
simple syrup for any good cocktails if they had some
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simple syrup to make it more enjoyable. I've got the
need for speed. It helps you with your nail polish.
It dries really quick. It's fantastic. Everybody should have some
on a hot summer's day. A little refreshing diet. PEPSI
what kind of sad blood tests? So I have a
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cliff bar that I'm gonna eat as soon as I'm done.
Thank you, Scary Hey. Because of and Mike mix Nates,
Mike is the lowest, so everyone else is just like
rolling right over. And when I traveled to Italy, I
still hotel room keys from Hotel Dan Yellie, I still
have it right here. Is beautiful what's that. I have
the new Apple iPhone eleven in this lovely mint green
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color for all of my needs since I drowned my
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My dog is eating his pee pet. I'm very worried about.
So you know. I got these fish and this snail
before I left Brandon's. Actually I got it when I
moved in there. There are or glowfish and one snail.
Who he and the glow fish. Yesterday I said, hey,
how are my pets doing? He said, I don't know who.
He's been asleep for like a day on the ground.
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I said, what do you mean he's wear asleep? What
are you talking about? Now? He has a snail, so
sometimes he does chill at the bottom of the tank.
But a day is a very long time. And I
was like, Brandon, I left you with five pets. I
need to come home to five pets. He said, I'll
just go get another snail if he's dead. I think
I'm gonna kill him. If he killed my snail, it's
the easiest thing to take care of. I don't understand
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how he did it, but he claims he's sleeping. I
think other than I think the only thing that kills
snails is table salt. Is this true? I think that's
I think that's true. Yeah, that's how you get snails
in your garden. And Scary would kill a snail. Yeah,
not in the race. Look at Scotty be talking about
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cereal with someone in there. What is that? What surial
that it's being released very soon? And he got one
of the first boxes. Nice. Oh, yes he's got He's
got the inside scoop. You guys, you want to see
my my dogs. He just peete on the pad. You
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want to see this, yest buddy? All he has to
sit here all morning for four hours while we do
the show, just in this pen. He being trained? Is that?
And does he get a treat for peeing on the pad? Uh?
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Not this time? I mean, if it's a long story, Scary,
I don't don't know how to training dogs. Yeah, anyway,
he gets treats when he does the right thing. Yes,
me too, Right, what kind of treats do you get?
Nice ones? Is is even interesting this podcast? I'm just
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I can't quite get a handle a lot of people.
A lot of people commented on yesterday's podcast that their
favorite part was all the cursing. And we haven't cursed
yet in this podcast we have, Danielle said, I said,
and I said, Danielle hasn't. Oh you did. All the
people are gonna love it. What do you got? Danelle? Cursed?
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Fuck you, Brodie, thank you? Welcome. Well, we got one
minute left, so go ahead and finish it off? Should
we just for a minute? It's no good? Well anyway, Uh, look,
just hanging out with friends and talking about nothing. I
think I think I'd rather do this than talking about
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something serious, right yea, oh god, it smells like pe
in here. I just gotta you, guys. My favorite is
people with kids and people with new puppies sound like
they just are slightly unhinged. Because you'll be having a
normal conversation and all of a sudden, do you smell
p I smell Pete? Did you? And then he gets
up and walks away, and the same thing happens with
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like children. I'll be having a conversation with a friend
and all of a sudden it's like, what is that
is that poop? Did you poop? I'm like, oh my god.
Always in the kids crotch Froggy knows this. When you
have pets and your relationship, you always call him up. Hey, Lisa,
Rocky just took a poop. Yeah, yesterday, She's like, hey,
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when it happened? One of your dogs just puked on
the floor. Can you come clean this up? Like? What
the funk? Why can't you clean it up? If you
can call me, you can clean it up. Like, I
don't get the dogs? Yeah, why are they mine? When
they puke? But when they're cute? There her see? Okay
you whatever? Yeah, So are you still looking for a pet? Um?
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We may try and try one of years out. You
can have this one. He's so cute miniature snauzers because
you're allergic to animals and so they're ok for people
like you. Pack your ship, Alie, you're moving all right. Well,
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we gotta go have a beautiful day. Bottoms up, bitches,
Bye bye. Hi. The fifteen minute Morning show