May 8, 2023 • 15 mins
Skeery showed us all how to check how many 1-star ratings you have received on Uber. Then, he reveals that he tells the Uber drive how to drive and which way to go... Do you tell Uber drivers how to drive?
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast, Mels.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Let's go in the other room of Scotty Bee Scotti. Hi, Hi,
there's Gandhi. Hello, there's what are you eating?
Speaker 4 (00:25):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (00:25):
That's the chocolate.
Speaker 6 (00:26):
One's pretty good.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
I'm gonna buy so good.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
I don't take no, it's it's almost overstun.
Speaker 7 (00:34):
You're going to the gym.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
It's it's so good.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Is that what they call it?
Speaker 6 (00:40):
They got crumbs everywhere.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
I would never eat the last bite.
Speaker 5 (00:45):
It's a little rude to eat the last bipe.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Not for rudeness, it's just like it's been sitting in
her hand for a while.
Speaker 6 (00:53):
She's mouth.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
Where is that from?
Speaker 6 (01:03):
I don't know wherever we went this morning? Landwich, Oh, Landwards.
Speaker 8 (01:11):
Everyone thinks I hate Languiche. I don't hate Langwitch. I'm
just saying we go there every day, so let's to
bring my own food.
Speaker 7 (01:16):
That's all.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
See.
Speaker 7 (01:17):
Gandhi didn't over sell it. I think if she oversold it,
then Elvis should have been like uh, But she was
just like here, try it.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
I don't feel like I'm in Paris right now. I'm scary?
Is here? Hi?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
How are you?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
I more than my sheriff pond. Why would you ask?
Why would you look at the camera say hey, how
are you? They can't answer you.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Yeah, Hey, how's it going?
Speaker 8 (01:45):
Same reason he calls you Zaddy.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Scary called me Zaddy this morning, but not in a
sexual way.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
I don't think zadi's well, no, Zaddi's are generous to
the the the women and the men in their life.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
So so I meant it.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
And yeah, that non intimate.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
Way not going.
Speaker 8 (02:08):
No, there's no way for Zaddy, not Saddy.
Speaker 6 (02:10):
It is inherently sexual.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Hello Garrett, Hello Garrett.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Here's Danielle and there's Big Daddy.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
You could call me big Daddy all you want.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Hey, Nate, Okay, well, actually Nate sort of accused me
of being his daddy this.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
One father figure.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Father and daddy are different, though, father Lee, father Lee.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Yeah, Danna, if you have something to take a mic?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Take a mic, yes, m First of all, Scary, what
you're saying is not Zaddy, A sorry particle voice a
little bit.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Daddy. Like what you mean is like sugar Daddy.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I feel like not Zaddy, Zaddy.
Speaker 8 (02:55):
Like you're talking about all this.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Like a shirt of Zaddy, right, a sugar Daddy without
the sex. Yes, but that's also not a father because
a father.
Speaker 6 (03:09):
Saddy is not a father in any capacity.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
I think if Zaddy is being sort of a I
feel like.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
I feel like this started in a Tai Dallas song
or something.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
A rapper put it in a song and then yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
So so explain it. Then you're the worst cameraman.
Speaker 7 (03:29):
I hope, I hope he's very zoomed in on scary
get that have anything else you want to say?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
And I think is Zaddy is somebody who's like above
the age of forty, could have kids, been not but
isn't giving money to people?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Like I said this before.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
I think Scotty, I think it's a Saddy.
Speaker 7 (03:45):
I think, right, why are you walking so funny?
Speaker 3 (03:53):
This is the worst clover Field.
Speaker 6 (03:57):
That is the worst I want the movie in the
In the far.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
There was very Blair Witch project camera work. It's excellent.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
So garretteere high Garrett, Hello, Danielle and Nate and it's
Scotty and Scotty.
Speaker 9 (04:11):
Yeah, you've got a little sweaty here too warm in here?
Speaker 5 (04:15):
No wow, I'm saying this morning we were saying how
we don't know how to dress because it's going to
be seventy five degrees outside today or whatever, and they
kept in the year it's usually freezing, but we walked
in today and it wasn't freezing for the first time,
So we don't know what the hell's going lairs.
Speaker 6 (04:30):
I think that's the only way Picula.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
It sucks for us because we come in and it's
like fifty degrees. When we leave it's almost eighty.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
That is true.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
You know, you guys are bitching a moment about the
most beautiful day.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
Of the year, vision about the day we're bitching about
the inside.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Let's go, let's go bike riding.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
I would I want to go fly a kite. So
who's last time you actually flew a kite.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
It's actually really fun.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
I love time with my son President.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
I was in Miami. Yeah, I tried. I could.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
I could not get it up.
Speaker 6 (04:55):
You got to get an.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Robin said, I was running with it.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
It won't you please? That was uncomfortable watching a year
five kite in my mind.
Speaker 7 (05:07):
Just now, guys, you're gonna be down in Miami this weekend,
Please get a kite for him to fly.
Speaker 6 (05:15):
Oh my god, he was running with it and running.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
You have to run it to give you can't run.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
That's the problem. I'm not even kidding. You don't.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
I can't make this stuff.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Up, and I'm like, fuck this, I'm not and I
never felt kit again.
Speaker 6 (05:31):
How long ago it was.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
It was like in my fourteen fifteen years.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Old my father, it's never too late to learn. Scary.
I got frustrated with it.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
One Scary walked in and said, you know, if you
go in your Uber app, you can actually see your rating,
of course at the Uber drivers give you, but also
how many Uber raiders or drivers gave you a five
star rating or four, three, two and one star ratings down.
They don't tell you why they gave you a one
(06:02):
star rating, but you can guess. For instance, Gandhi, yes
you had four one star rating.
Speaker 6 (06:08):
Yes, and then I had like four or five two
star ratings.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
So obviously you're you're not a good writer.
Speaker 6 (06:14):
This is untrue. I am a wonderful writer. I just
sit there. I'm in my own business. If they talk,
I talk.
Speaker 8 (06:19):
If they don't, no problem, I think, because I don't
want to take any responsibility for this, that it is
my parents and my boyfriend who have potentially messed up
my Uber runs.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Mose, did they use your Uber account?
Speaker 6 (06:31):
Yeah, so my parents. Of course, they have no idea
how to use Uber.
Speaker 8 (06:34):
My dad will call me and say, I need a car, okay,
so I'll send, you know, an Uber to wherever he is.
I can only imagine what it's like to be in
a car with my father. Actually, I don't have to imagine.
I've been in a car with my father. So that's
got to be crazy.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
You're saying you have no responsibility whatsoever for this Uber
rating of yours.
Speaker 6 (06:49):
I would like to believe that, Yes, I use Uber
all the time.
Speaker 8 (06:52):
Well, I always it's fine, we get out five stars,
move along, unless somebody has tried to actively kill me.
Speaker 6 (06:57):
I always give five stars.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Yes, I know I had everal two stars. No, I
had no one stars. But I do know that it
wasn't me. I always tip with cash, I'm always nice,
I never slammed the door. I'm always courteous, and I
overtip in cash. But I have called an Uber for
other people from time to time, and I'm sure that's
where I got my two star rates. Yeah, we cannot
(07:19):
take response.
Speaker 7 (07:20):
Can you name names anyone, Johnny, anyone in this room,
anyone in this room.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
No, No, everyone knows from the room account I guess.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
I feel like there's a tactic or two that you
can use. Like when I leave the car, I always
want to leave them with a lasting positive impression, So
I say have a great day and drive safely, and
they sometimes the driver will be like, thank you for that,
because no one.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Ever says be safe. Reviews do you have?
Speaker 4 (07:46):
I have two one star reviews. I don't know where
they can Well, I'll tell you where they came from
my loud mouthed friend who was mouthing off when he
was drunk one time in the back seat. Which one
I was in Miami when it happened to be named
nameless Remain nameless? My girlfriend on Halloween night coming back
from the house party. We were in full costume. She
drank too much and she was gonna vomit.
Speaker 7 (08:07):
So but my best friend, my best friend's gonna rename nameless.
But I'm gonna name my girlfriend though and call out
a bus.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
So the guy had to stopped twice so she could
open the door and go.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
He should have thanked you for not throwing up in
the car.
Speaker 6 (08:21):
That's actually nice.
Speaker 7 (08:22):
That had to be the two times was she dressed as.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Obviously it wasn't absorbent, what it was whatever.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
I think those were the two times that I don't know.
Speaker 8 (08:31):
I've been in an Uber with you before, and you
definitely overtalk their GPS whatever they're using.
Speaker 6 (08:40):
Don't do that. You want to go this way, not
because I want.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Them to use ways, is the answer.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
You do, They're not using ways. I'm like, you got waves.
Speaker 5 (08:48):
Whenever we are the airport together, he sits in the
front with the Uber driver and he tells the Uber driver.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
You can't wait, ready to go. You need to stop
telling people how to drive their fucking car.
Speaker 9 (08:59):
Take my rating, because there's been a couple of we've
had to go to the airport and I'm like, I'll
get the Uber and then Scary is in the front,
the front seat, not even backseat driving. He's like, no, no, no,
you don't want to do that.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Get on it, like.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Scary, this is my right. You shouldn't be telling anyone
how to drive, because you don't. You're the worst driver ever.
Speaker 7 (09:15):
He treats Uber like he treats menus at restaurants.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
And I got this. Don't worry everybody.
Speaker 6 (09:20):
Here we go one of everything.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Scary, you need, you need to put trust another pace.
You don't trust other drivers.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Control free and you don't and you don't trust anyone
ordering dinner?
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Is that I do?
Speaker 10 (09:30):
Like?
Speaker 4 (09:30):
I just I feel like that I know better when
it comes to the Uber app, Uber versus Google versus
all the other maps ways is always the one that
gets me there the quickest and leads me around traffic.
So if you're an Uber driver, I think you should
actually have that app available.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Maybe in their own Uber app that they're using for you,
that's what pops up and maybe that's what they have
to use, don't know, they.
Speaker 10 (09:52):
Don't have to use when you're an Uber driver, do
you think it pops up with like, Hey, this guy's
an asshole? Get like the doctor's chart, Like this guy's
gonna give you all sorts of directions that are wrong.
Speaker 5 (10:05):
Get ready.
Speaker 6 (10:05):
That'd be great if it did.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
But he tips, Well, you should have to on.
Speaker 8 (10:08):
Both sides say why you gave them a low rating?
Yeah so your two stars? You should know why you
got your two one star rating.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
They should wants to know so we'll like stop acting
like scary. Yeah, hey do they know your rating before they.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Pick you up?
Speaker 7 (10:21):
They should?
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Can they cancel the pickup?
Speaker 4 (10:24):
Because top drivers do the higher their rating is, the
more they have access to Oh.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Really, yes, yes you should become an uber driver a
bad driver.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
But yeah, so they could say this guy's got a
three point seven, I ain't picking him up.
Speaker 6 (10:40):
That'd be rough to have at three point seven?
Speaker 7 (10:41):
Do you have other friends? Like scary where it's like
ways is the only way to go in life. Anything
else is just stupid.
Speaker 9 (10:48):
He's usually right about a lot of these things.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
I like Ways, but they're like they know what they're doing.
Speaker 7 (10:54):
Like, given there's one or two things, like they'll tell
you what street not to go down, but they're all
the match. They get you there, like within a five
minutes spans all those.
Speaker 9 (11:01):
Little things like the police on the road if there's
actually an accident or something.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
There's logo on the metal.
Speaker 9 (11:10):
I'm true, wasn't it Froggy who says he puts erroneous
alerts on his route on waves?
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Yeah, road kill or ship?
Speaker 3 (11:18):
Like, what is That's not good?
Speaker 2 (11:20):
I know it's not good.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
System be a responsible wazer.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
I always love when it says hazard on road point
two miles and then you get there and it's there.
That's so exciting. There's like a law laying in the street.
You love a good hazard on the road.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
I think the animals near roadside is a little tiger.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Have you seen that?
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Like, are there? Why would they choose a tiger to
be on the side of the road.
Speaker 7 (11:44):
It was on the side of the road because one day, Nate,
there will be a tiger.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Right.
Speaker 8 (11:49):
That happened in Ohio when all those animals got out.
I was working at a radio station when it actually happened,
and we were getting calls in the morning like I
think I just saw a tiger and we're.
Speaker 6 (11:58):
Like, okay, crackhe goodbye. It turns out.
Speaker 8 (12:01):
There was a giant animal escape. Lions, tigers, bears, monkeys, everything.
Speaker 5 (12:05):
Kid.
Speaker 9 (12:06):
Yeah, did you guys see that video you got Deanna
later today when you put this video together, find the
video I'm about to talk about and put it in this
part of this podcast.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
There is a.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Video you're asking a lot of a female gorilla in
a zoo. You would appreciate this.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
And she was trying to get the mail to mate
with her and she walked.
Speaker 9 (12:26):
Into his face and she.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Was she was didn't work. The gorilla was just like whatever.
Speaker 9 (12:40):
It was like if people actually did that to get
somebody to make with them.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Oh, I don't know. Did have one of those big
red asses. I wouldn't want that.
Speaker 9 (12:47):
It didn't know it was. It was not a red ass.
I'll see if I can find it.
Speaker 6 (12:54):
Not a red ass.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Remember Uncle Johnny telling me the story when he lived
in Waikiki or Wakiki Beach and he went to the
zoo and they put a TV set, a TV monitor
in the cage with the gorilla, and the gorilla would
sit there and masturbaate to it all day.
Speaker 7 (13:10):
I never heard that one.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Oh yeah, but you have to hear Uncle Johnny tell
the story. And then he does the invitation of the
gorilla and he crosses his eyes and female gorilla, she
wants it.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Don't worry about that video. It's she wants it. So
what else is going on? We're kind of draggon my wagons. Dragon.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
I can ask you a question, what men would you
ever shave in the bathroom at work? Like? I went
into the bathroom this morning and there was hair everywhere.
It was all over the sink, on the mirror. I'm like,
who the fuck is going into the bathroom and shaving
and rushing their teeth? I don't here.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
It's kind of weird.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
It's just disgusting. Take care of your hygiene at home.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
Well sometimes I mean after people shifts, they have stuff
to do, they have to be camera ready and things.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
And but.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
I'm just saying no, I'm just trying to think it
all through that sometimes it's not what it appears to be.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
It's a guy shaving. What does does it appear to be?
Speaker 4 (14:21):
Well, i mean, like this guy is like do that
at home. But maybe they have a chance and you
have a shift and you want to refresh yourself.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
You have a chance to grab a razor and shaving
cream and take you to work.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
Right.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
But I'm saying, what if they tell you is, Elvis,
you got to be on camera in an hour and
it's unannounced.
Speaker 6 (14:38):
He would say.
Speaker 5 (14:39):
No.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
What I'm saying is why can't you just be courteous
and wipe it? Would you leave it like that at
your house?
Speaker 3 (14:45):
You know? I see where you're going with that. People
are pigs in these bathrooms, especially the women's room. I've
heard stories, well.
Speaker 7 (14:53):
The men's are I don't understand the urinals there there's puddles,
but by like eight o'clock in the morning, like underneath
the like, how are you missing that much.
Speaker 5 (15:02):
We're a check, like check before you walk out.
Speaker 7 (15:05):
And that's not like a shake one. It's like someone
intentionally just like went on the floor.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Oh people, this is why.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
We take our shoes off all these I thought about
that today when I stepped in it in our bathroom,
like I'm gonna go home and I'm gonna walk around
my shoes on.
Speaker 7 (15:19):
Oh no, right, Scotty saw the puddles, right I did. Yeah,
I think we're done.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
We're done.
Speaker 5 (15:26):
I think we were done when we started.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
We have We'll have a better fifteen minute Morning show
podcast tomorrow, Liar The Fifteen Minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast, Mels.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Let's go in the other room of Scotty Bee Scotti. Hi, Hi,
there's Gandhi. Hello, there's what are you eating?
Speaker 4 (00:25):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (00:25):
That's the chocolate.
Speaker 6 (00:26):
One's pretty good.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
I'm gonna buy so good.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
I don't take no, it's it's almost overstun.
Speaker 7 (00:34):
You're going to the gym.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
It's it's so good.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Is that what they call it?
Speaker 6 (00:40):
They got crumbs everywhere.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
I would never eat the last bite.
Speaker 5 (00:45):
It's a little rude to eat the last bipe.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Not for rudeness, it's just like it's been sitting in
her hand for a while.
Speaker 6 (00:53):
She's mouth.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
Where is that from?
Speaker 6 (01:03):
I don't know wherever we went this morning? Landwich, Oh, Landwards.
Speaker 8 (01:11):
Everyone thinks I hate Languiche. I don't hate Langwitch. I'm
just saying we go there every day, so let's to
bring my own food.
Speaker 7 (01:16):
That's all.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
See.
Speaker 7 (01:17):
Gandhi didn't over sell it. I think if she oversold it,
then Elvis should have been like uh, But she was
just like here, try it.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
I don't feel like I'm in Paris right now. I'm scary?
Is here? Hi?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
How are you?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
I more than my sheriff pond. Why would you ask?
Why would you look at the camera say hey, how
are you? They can't answer you.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Yeah, Hey, how's it going?
Speaker 8 (01:45):
Same reason he calls you Zaddy.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Scary called me Zaddy this morning, but not in a
sexual way.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
I don't think zadi's well, no, Zaddi's are generous to
the the the women and the men in their life.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
So so I meant it.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
And yeah, that non intimate.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
Way not going.
Speaker 8 (02:08):
No, there's no way for Zaddy, not Saddy.
Speaker 6 (02:10):
It is inherently sexual.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Hello Garrett, Hello Garrett.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Here's Danielle and there's Big Daddy.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
You could call me big Daddy all you want.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Hey, Nate, Okay, well, actually Nate sort of accused me
of being his daddy this.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
One father figure.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Father and daddy are different, though, father Lee, father Lee.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Yeah, Danna, if you have something to take a mic?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Take a mic, yes, m First of all, Scary, what
you're saying is not Zaddy, A sorry particle voice a
little bit.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Daddy. Like what you mean is like sugar Daddy.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I feel like not Zaddy, Zaddy.
Speaker 8 (02:55):
Like you're talking about all this.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Like a shirt of Zaddy, right, a sugar Daddy without
the sex. Yes, but that's also not a father because
a father.
Speaker 6 (03:09):
Saddy is not a father in any capacity.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
I think if Zaddy is being sort of a I
feel like.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
I feel like this started in a Tai Dallas song
or something.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
A rapper put it in a song and then yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
So so explain it. Then you're the worst cameraman.
Speaker 7 (03:29):
I hope, I hope he's very zoomed in on scary
get that have anything else you want to say?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
And I think is Zaddy is somebody who's like above
the age of forty, could have kids, been not but
isn't giving money to people?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Like I said this before.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
I think Scotty, I think it's a Saddy.
Speaker 7 (03:45):
I think, right, why are you walking so funny?
Speaker 3 (03:53):
This is the worst clover Field.
Speaker 6 (03:57):
That is the worst I want the movie in the
In the far.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
There was very Blair Witch project camera work. It's excellent.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
So garretteere high Garrett, Hello, Danielle and Nate and it's
Scotty and Scotty.
Speaker 9 (04:11):
Yeah, you've got a little sweaty here too warm in here?
Speaker 5 (04:15):
No wow, I'm saying this morning we were saying how
we don't know how to dress because it's going to
be seventy five degrees outside today or whatever, and they
kept in the year it's usually freezing, but we walked
in today and it wasn't freezing for the first time,
So we don't know what the hell's going lairs.
Speaker 6 (04:30):
I think that's the only way Picula.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
It sucks for us because we come in and it's
like fifty degrees. When we leave it's almost eighty.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
That is true.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
You know, you guys are bitching a moment about the
most beautiful day.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
Of the year, vision about the day we're bitching about
the inside.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Let's go, let's go bike riding.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
I would I want to go fly a kite. So
who's last time you actually flew a kite.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
It's actually really fun.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
I love time with my son President.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
I was in Miami. Yeah, I tried. I could.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
I could not get it up.
Speaker 6 (04:55):
You got to get an.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Robin said, I was running with it.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
It won't you please? That was uncomfortable watching a year
five kite in my mind.
Speaker 7 (05:07):
Just now, guys, you're gonna be down in Miami this weekend,
Please get a kite for him to fly.
Speaker 6 (05:15):
Oh my god, he was running with it and running.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
You have to run it to give you can't run.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
That's the problem. I'm not even kidding. You don't.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
I can't make this stuff.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Up, and I'm like, fuck this, I'm not and I
never felt kit again.
Speaker 6 (05:31):
How long ago it was.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
It was like in my fourteen fifteen years.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Old my father, it's never too late to learn. Scary.
I got frustrated with it.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
One Scary walked in and said, you know, if you
go in your Uber app, you can actually see your rating,
of course at the Uber drivers give you, but also
how many Uber raiders or drivers gave you a five
star rating or four, three, two and one star ratings down.
They don't tell you why they gave you a one
(06:02):
star rating, but you can guess. For instance, Gandhi, yes
you had four one star rating.
Speaker 6 (06:08):
Yes, and then I had like four or five two
star ratings.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
So obviously you're you're not a good writer.
Speaker 6 (06:14):
This is untrue. I am a wonderful writer. I just
sit there. I'm in my own business. If they talk,
I talk.
Speaker 8 (06:19):
If they don't, no problem, I think, because I don't
want to take any responsibility for this, that it is
my parents and my boyfriend who have potentially messed up
my Uber runs.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Mose, did they use your Uber account?
Speaker 6 (06:31):
Yeah, so my parents. Of course, they have no idea
how to use Uber.
Speaker 8 (06:34):
My dad will call me and say, I need a car, okay,
so I'll send, you know, an Uber to wherever he is.
I can only imagine what it's like to be in
a car with my father. Actually, I don't have to imagine.
I've been in a car with my father. So that's
got to be crazy.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
You're saying you have no responsibility whatsoever for this Uber
rating of yours.
Speaker 6 (06:49):
I would like to believe that, Yes, I use Uber
all the time.
Speaker 8 (06:52):
Well, I always it's fine, we get out five stars,
move along, unless somebody has tried to actively kill me.
Speaker 6 (06:57):
I always give five stars.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Yes, I know I had everal two stars. No, I
had no one stars. But I do know that it
wasn't me. I always tip with cash, I'm always nice,
I never slammed the door. I'm always courteous, and I
overtip in cash. But I have called an Uber for
other people from time to time, and I'm sure that's
where I got my two star rates. Yeah, we cannot
(07:19):
take response.
Speaker 7 (07:20):
Can you name names anyone, Johnny, anyone in this room,
anyone in this room.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
No, No, everyone knows from the room account I guess.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
I feel like there's a tactic or two that you
can use. Like when I leave the car, I always
want to leave them with a lasting positive impression, So
I say have a great day and drive safely, and
they sometimes the driver will be like, thank you for that,
because no one.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Ever says be safe. Reviews do you have?
Speaker 4 (07:46):
I have two one star reviews. I don't know where
they can Well, I'll tell you where they came from
my loud mouthed friend who was mouthing off when he
was drunk one time in the back seat. Which one
I was in Miami when it happened to be named
nameless Remain nameless? My girlfriend on Halloween night coming back
from the house party. We were in full costume. She
drank too much and she was gonna vomit.
Speaker 7 (08:07):
So but my best friend, my best friend's gonna rename nameless.
But I'm gonna name my girlfriend though and call out
a bus.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
So the guy had to stopped twice so she could
open the door and go.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
He should have thanked you for not throwing up in
the car.
Speaker 6 (08:21):
That's actually nice.
Speaker 7 (08:22):
That had to be the two times was she dressed as.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Obviously it wasn't absorbent, what it was whatever.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
I think those were the two times that I don't know.
Speaker 8 (08:31):
I've been in an Uber with you before, and you
definitely overtalk their GPS whatever they're using.
Speaker 6 (08:40):
Don't do that. You want to go this way, not
because I want.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Them to use ways, is the answer.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
You do, They're not using ways. I'm like, you got waves.
Speaker 5 (08:48):
Whenever we are the airport together, he sits in the
front with the Uber driver and he tells the Uber driver.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
You can't wait, ready to go. You need to stop
telling people how to drive their fucking car.
Speaker 9 (08:59):
Take my rating, because there's been a couple of we've
had to go to the airport and I'm like, I'll
get the Uber and then Scary is in the front,
the front seat, not even backseat driving. He's like, no, no, no,
you don't want to do that.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Get on it, like.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Scary, this is my right. You shouldn't be telling anyone
how to drive, because you don't. You're the worst driver ever.
Speaker 7 (09:15):
He treats Uber like he treats menus at restaurants.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
And I got this. Don't worry everybody.
Speaker 6 (09:20):
Here we go one of everything.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Scary, you need, you need to put trust another pace.
You don't trust other drivers.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Control free and you don't and you don't trust anyone
ordering dinner?
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Is that I do?
Speaker 10 (09:30):
Like?
Speaker 4 (09:30):
I just I feel like that I know better when
it comes to the Uber app, Uber versus Google versus
all the other maps ways is always the one that
gets me there the quickest and leads me around traffic.
So if you're an Uber driver, I think you should
actually have that app available.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Maybe in their own Uber app that they're using for you,
that's what pops up and maybe that's what they have
to use, don't know, they.
Speaker 10 (09:52):
Don't have to use when you're an Uber driver, do
you think it pops up with like, Hey, this guy's
an asshole? Get like the doctor's chart, Like this guy's
gonna give you all sorts of directions that are wrong.
Speaker 5 (10:05):
Get ready.
Speaker 6 (10:05):
That'd be great if it did.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
But he tips, Well, you should have to on.
Speaker 8 (10:08):
Both sides say why you gave them a low rating?
Yeah so your two stars? You should know why you
got your two one star rating.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
They should wants to know so we'll like stop acting
like scary. Yeah, hey do they know your rating before they.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Pick you up?
Speaker 7 (10:21):
They should?
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Can they cancel the pickup?
Speaker 4 (10:24):
Because top drivers do the higher their rating is, the
more they have access to Oh.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Really, yes, yes you should become an uber driver a
bad driver.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
But yeah, so they could say this guy's got a
three point seven, I ain't picking him up.
Speaker 6 (10:40):
That'd be rough to have at three point seven?
Speaker 7 (10:41):
Do you have other friends? Like scary where it's like
ways is the only way to go in life. Anything
else is just stupid.
Speaker 9 (10:48):
He's usually right about a lot of these things.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
I like Ways, but they're like they know what they're doing.
Speaker 7 (10:54):
Like, given there's one or two things, like they'll tell
you what street not to go down, but they're all
the match. They get you there, like within a five
minutes spans all those.
Speaker 9 (11:01):
Little things like the police on the road if there's
actually an accident or something.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
There's logo on the metal.
Speaker 9 (11:10):
I'm true, wasn't it Froggy who says he puts erroneous
alerts on his route on waves?
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Yeah, road kill or ship?
Speaker 3 (11:18):
Like, what is That's not good?
Speaker 2 (11:20):
I know it's not good.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
System be a responsible wazer.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
I always love when it says hazard on road point
two miles and then you get there and it's there.
That's so exciting. There's like a law laying in the street.
You love a good hazard on the road.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
I think the animals near roadside is a little tiger.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Have you seen that?
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Like, are there? Why would they choose a tiger to
be on the side of the road.
Speaker 7 (11:44):
It was on the side of the road because one day, Nate,
there will be a tiger.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Right.
Speaker 8 (11:49):
That happened in Ohio when all those animals got out.
I was working at a radio station when it actually happened,
and we were getting calls in the morning like I
think I just saw a tiger and we're.
Speaker 6 (11:58):
Like, okay, crackhe goodbye. It turns out.
Speaker 8 (12:01):
There was a giant animal escape. Lions, tigers, bears, monkeys, everything.
Speaker 5 (12:05):
Kid.
Speaker 9 (12:06):
Yeah, did you guys see that video you got Deanna
later today when you put this video together, find the
video I'm about to talk about and put it in this
part of this podcast.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
There is a.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Video you're asking a lot of a female gorilla in
a zoo. You would appreciate this.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
And she was trying to get the mail to mate
with her and she walked.
Speaker 9 (12:26):
Into his face and she.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Was she was didn't work. The gorilla was just like whatever.
Speaker 9 (12:40):
It was like if people actually did that to get
somebody to make with them.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Oh, I don't know. Did have one of those big
red asses. I wouldn't want that.
Speaker 9 (12:47):
It didn't know it was. It was not a red ass.
I'll see if I can find it.
Speaker 6 (12:54):
Not a red ass.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Remember Uncle Johnny telling me the story when he lived
in Waikiki or Wakiki Beach and he went to the
zoo and they put a TV set, a TV monitor
in the cage with the gorilla, and the gorilla would
sit there and masturbaate to it all day.
Speaker 7 (13:10):
I never heard that one.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Oh yeah, but you have to hear Uncle Johnny tell
the story. And then he does the invitation of the
gorilla and he crosses his eyes and female gorilla, she
wants it.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Don't worry about that video. It's she wants it. So
what else is going on? We're kind of draggon my wagons. Dragon.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
I can ask you a question, what men would you
ever shave in the bathroom at work? Like? I went
into the bathroom this morning and there was hair everywhere.
It was all over the sink, on the mirror. I'm like,
who the fuck is going into the bathroom and shaving
and rushing their teeth? I don't here.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
It's kind of weird.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
It's just disgusting. Take care of your hygiene at home.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
Well sometimes I mean after people shifts, they have stuff
to do, they have to be camera ready and things.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
And but.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
I'm just saying no, I'm just trying to think it
all through that sometimes it's not what it appears to be.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
It's a guy shaving. What does does it appear to be?
Speaker 4 (14:21):
Well, i mean, like this guy is like do that
at home. But maybe they have a chance and you
have a shift and you want to refresh yourself.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
You have a chance to grab a razor and shaving
cream and take you to work.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
Right.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
But I'm saying, what if they tell you is, Elvis,
you got to be on camera in an hour and
it's unannounced.
Speaker 6 (14:38):
He would say.
Speaker 5 (14:39):
No.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
What I'm saying is why can't you just be courteous
and wipe it? Would you leave it like that at
your house?
Speaker 3 (14:45):
You know? I see where you're going with that. People
are pigs in these bathrooms, especially the women's room. I've
heard stories, well.
Speaker 7 (14:53):
The men's are I don't understand the urinals there there's puddles,
but by like eight o'clock in the morning, like underneath
the like, how are you missing that much.
Speaker 5 (15:02):
We're a check, like check before you walk out.
Speaker 7 (15:05):
And that's not like a shake one. It's like someone
intentionally just like went on the floor.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Oh people, this is why.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
We take our shoes off all these I thought about
that today when I stepped in it in our bathroom,
like I'm gonna go home and I'm gonna walk around
my shoes on.
Speaker 7 (15:19):
Oh no, right, Scotty saw the puddles, right I did. Yeah,
I think we're done.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
We're done.
Speaker 5 (15:26):
I think we were done when we started.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
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