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June 15, 2023 11 mins

Elvis is great at making decisions and Skeery has "analysis paralysis." How are your decision-making capabilities?

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast fifteen.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Morning Show, the fifteen minute Morning Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
We're all here, look at her.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
There's a Gandhi, and there's Scary, and there's of course Garrett,
and Danielle is right here, and there's Nate, and of
course Scott is in the other room. Hi, and there's Diamond.
Of they're not paying attention Hi, Diamond. So Diamond, what
do you think about?

Speaker 4 (00:41):
That little puff of air?

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Is aep?

Speaker 4 (00:46):
She might be asleep.

Speaker 5 (00:47):
No, I think she's texting.

Speaker 6 (00:48):
She text just came back and said I just took
the best poop ever. I'm like, why, I don't need
to know that. Oh, I don't tell people when I
go to the bathroom.

Speaker 7 (00:59):
What do you mean?

Speaker 5 (01:00):
You go to the bathroom ever single.

Speaker 6 (01:01):
Morning, but I don't tell you.

Speaker 5 (01:02):
You tell us the minutes that you're pooping.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
Five oh one to five eighteen.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Hello, oh my god, every day, every day?

Speaker 4 (01:09):
And I was late today. It was terrible.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
Here we go. It must be a fifteen minute morning
show podcast. We're talking about Scotty's.

Speaker 4 (01:14):
Pooh sorry, oh god.

Speaker 6 (01:16):
The fifteen nine street bridge was closed, so I was
seven minutes late. You have no idea what that was
doing to my gp ass.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
That's what you are calling your buttle, the fifty night
Bridge or whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Yes, no, that's the Holland Tunnel.

Speaker 7 (01:30):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Well that said, this is our last fifteen minute morning
show podcast of the week.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Ever, they don't do it long Friday. We didn't do
one yesterday either because we had a.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
Hell of a day.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
There was a big picnic going on in Central Park
and we had sales things we had to do. So
our apologies, and we won't.

Speaker 7 (01:47):
Be doing one Monday either.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
So excited to tomorrow.

Speaker 7 (01:50):
We have no guests. Who oh that means it's more
slobby than normal.

Speaker 8 (01:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Yeah, Laura Morono was here. We love having Laura here.

Speaker 4 (01:58):
But we had had to put a sh shirt on.
Was weird?

Speaker 9 (02:03):
I feel inferior in shorts. Yesterday everyone had jeans on
and I wore shorts because we were going to go
to this picnic.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Why would you feel inferior.

Speaker 9 (02:11):
Well, even the salespeople were dressed up in their sales
like suits and stuff.

Speaker 7 (02:14):
And then we'll walk into Central Park and I.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
Felt comfortable for salespeople, I know.

Speaker 9 (02:18):
But when you do like a recreational team building picnic
kind of day, people usually dressed down and I'm sitting
there in shorts and.

Speaker 7 (02:24):
A T shirt, and I just felt weird.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
God, I would, I would feel like I had the edge.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
I was the uncomfortable person there. I felt less than human.

Speaker 4 (02:33):
It's crazy.

Speaker 6 (02:34):
And I got to tell you, toward the end of
the thing, I've never seen seen scary walk so fast
because it was about to start raining.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
He was trotting out of the part, trotting.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
And in shorts.

Speaker 6 (02:45):
It was such a sight to see.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
Well anyway, so we were very lucky.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
iHeart put together an incredible make good for another picnic
in Central Park that was totally obliterated by weather. And
then yesterday bad weather. So I where you want rain,
just form an eye heart pick, It'll happen. So Nate, Yes, sir,
did you feel weird talking about your pea hole on

(03:09):
the show today?

Speaker 4 (03:11):
No, I mean I've been pretty open.

Speaker 8 (03:12):
I think we're all pretty open with what we have
going on medically. My urethra Yeah, I guess that would
be the urethra ye in the actual pe hole. Uh,
They've got to put a camera up there to see.
They think some damage was done when I had the
Foley catheter, which basically drains your bladder while you're having surgery. So,
and it's very common apparently. Because now I stand at

(03:35):
the urinal, I just can't go.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
Nice, How I should we go down there and see
if we can make you go?

Speaker 4 (03:40):
I would love to. If you could figure out a
way to make me go faster, I would love that.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Do you know do you have a way to make
yourself pee when I do? How do you do you
ever go to the bathroom? You just can't pee? So
if I do this one thing, I will pee. I
have what's yours?

Speaker 3 (03:53):
I close my eyes? You close your eyes?

Speaker 7 (03:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (03:56):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (03:57):
What is okay?

Speaker 3 (03:58):
I wonder, I wonder why? Why it makes you pay?
It's I guess concentration. Then maybe if I take all
my buttocks, I peek.

Speaker 4 (04:06):
Yeah, like here, you give me your arm.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
If I just do this to my butt lightly, you really?
You got one hand in behind and one in front? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (04:16):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (04:16):
Or you do two hands.

Speaker 4 (04:17):
Behind them.

Speaker 5 (04:20):
Standing up in case somebody walks in the can.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
No, I don't do it, no, no, no, I have to
do it where my my buttocks are out.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
I don't pull my pants down at the urinal.

Speaker 10 (04:27):
Here at work, I'm visualizing this whole thing.

Speaker 6 (04:30):
Now, there's somebody that does that. I don't know who
it is, but there's somebody that stands in the urine
here standing up, pants around their ankles.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
Peas.

Speaker 10 (04:39):
Doesn't our one friend down the hallway get completely naked
when he goes.

Speaker 6 (04:41):
To the door.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
Yes, and that's not unusual. I grew up with My
best friend was the same way.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
He could not do number two without taking off all
his clothes and.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
Going to the toilet.

Speaker 6 (04:51):
Yeah, even at work.

Speaker 10 (04:53):
Well I didn't work with him, Like so you have
to be so vulnerable just sitting there naked on the toilet,
not worried all of a suddy busts in or like.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
I think it's a cleanliness thing.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
They don't want to soil their It's the same as
some people that can't go to bed at night without
taking a shower because they feel like they're going to
get everything dirty.

Speaker 7 (05:10):
Maybe it's an I don't know.

Speaker 11 (05:13):
But someone took their hoodie off the other day and
I only because the hoodie was like on the floor,
you know what I mean. So it was on the
hook and then it was on the floor. At that
point I was in the I'm sorry.

Speaker 10 (05:23):
Go ahead, no, I was gonna say, I think the
naked pooper would probably discuss why he's a naked pooper,
because I know Nate witnessed.

Speaker 8 (05:29):
Oh yeah, I saw him getting I'm like, who's getting
dressed in there?

Speaker 3 (05:32):
Did he explain to you what he's doing?

Speaker 4 (05:34):
I didn't not.

Speaker 8 (05:34):
It wasna what was going on the costume change, I
didn't know.

Speaker 4 (05:40):
But do you remember the old three two four two bathroom?

Speaker 8 (05:42):
Yeah, I would always use the handicap stall because it
was a little more luxurious.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
It's roomy, it's luxurious.

Speaker 4 (05:48):
Luxurious isn't because it's a handicap stall. The door is
without you know, you can't reach it.

Speaker 8 (05:54):
So it was way over here. And I hung my
bag on the hook and sitting down on doing my business,
my bags shifted and the door opened. The bag turned
the latch abuse that old JANKI door, and the door
swung open.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
Just sitting kicking close, kicking.

Speaker 5 (06:17):
You are naked.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
Well, the good news no one ever came in like that.
No one ever came in.

Speaker 9 (06:21):
I don't think in all the years that I was
ever in that using that bathroom, now, not a soul
had ever been there with me.

Speaker 4 (06:26):
Yeah, it was a very quiet bathroom, abandoned floor.

Speaker 8 (06:29):
Think about it. The door is open, you're in a
public restroom. You're just sitting there doing the number two.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
Believe me, if I'm in there, I'm not looking in there.
I don't want to know what you're doing in that bathroom. Hey,
you know on the show earlier, we're talking about flipping
a coin to see hedge or tails make major life decisions.
I had heard that heads comes up more than tails,
does it, and now people are texting that in but
I don't.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
I don't know if it's true. It's it's it could
be a wife that.

Speaker 5 (06:58):
Yeah, it's that. The probability is fifty percent.

Speaker 7 (07:01):
Okay, but it does seem like heads comes up more
when you do flip a I.

Speaker 5 (07:04):
Feel like it's tails. And I think it kind of
depends on the coin too.

Speaker 6 (07:08):
Yeah, because sometimes the head side is kind of heavier
because the head's bigger.

Speaker 8 (07:11):
Head.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
Well, if that's the case, then it's not fifty to
fifty for those coins.

Speaker 10 (07:15):
Right, But this is saying that statistically, any coin you flip,
it's fifty fifty.

Speaker 5 (07:18):
I think I feel differently, don't you know.

Speaker 11 (07:20):
I feel like at a sporting event is usually heads,
Like it's heads, blah, blah blah, And I'm like, oh, gunheads, you.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
Know what, I wouldn't know because I just don't flip
coins for decisions.

Speaker 4 (07:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
Is that just crazy?

Speaker 7 (07:30):
No, okay, it's just.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
Checky, really scary.

Speaker 9 (07:33):
Well, people were texting in that they you know that
they actually have made some life decisions, like the choice
of a baby's name.

Speaker 7 (07:41):
They actually said it was either you know this one
of that one.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
I guarantee you when someone does that with me, or
or rock paper scissors whatever. Yeah, okay, this is going
to be the deciding factory and we do it and
then we always go with the other one.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
Oh no, I don't that's text out, which makes no sense.

Speaker 8 (07:57):
That's a great way to really figure out exact actly
what you want to do if you're torn between two things, because,
like you said, Elvis, if you get the other side,
the other choice that you really don't want, you'll go
with the one you.

Speaker 7 (08:09):
Ellas read that top text that that's exactly the.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
Heads has a better chance than tails.

Speaker 4 (08:13):
No, No, what Google, look at this. Google has a
coin flipping thing.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
Oh cool, there's coin flipping apps.

Speaker 6 (08:24):
Heads calling tails, Yeah, but those are fixed. Well is
a slot machine? I mean, yes, you're right, but an
actual coint fixed.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
So let's talk about being indecisive then, because this is
what this is all about.

Speaker 3 (08:39):
Can't make can't make a decision.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
I can only think of one thing that I'm indecisive about,
and that's a tattoo.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
Oh that's why I.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
Still don't have a tattoo. I can't make up my mind.
But I can't think of anything else I'm indecisive about.
I'm a very decisive person, good sometimes to a fault.
Without thinking things wrong, go done. And because you have.

Speaker 9 (09:01):
So many choices and you don't want to narrow it down,
Oh you just don't have an idea of which one
you want.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
No, I just get in my head what I think
the decision should be, and I make it and I'm done.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
I don't want to sit there and fret with it.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
For instance, Alex, my husband, he'll sit down at a restaurant,
look at the menu and go, God, should I have
the steak or the chicken?

Speaker 4 (09:19):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (09:19):
That's me.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
I'm like, well, how what you want?

Speaker 4 (09:22):
Right?

Speaker 3 (09:23):
Well, I don't know is steak or chicken?

Speaker 4 (09:24):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (09:24):
Well you know, because you're about to eat it, you
make the decision.

Speaker 3 (09:28):
Okay, go ahead, you can do it. He can't do it.
There's just this thing won't let him make a decision.

Speaker 4 (09:34):
Any of you.

Speaker 9 (09:36):
I have analysis paralysis, especially when I have a restaurant
menu in front of me. I'm looking at everything and
I'm like, oh my god, that looks great, that's great,
that looks awesome.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
I need somebody to.

Speaker 7 (09:44):
Help narrow it down. Otherwise I order everything.

Speaker 5 (09:47):
I like going with people who. Andrew's really good at this.

Speaker 10 (09:50):
If I want something and I can't decide, he'll usually
get the other thing and then we just split it.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
Well that's another way to do it.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
Yeah, absolutely, But decisions they're just they're there to be made.

Speaker 3 (10:01):
Just make it.

Speaker 7 (10:01):
It's not always easy, Like when you're shopping. Does this
look good?

Speaker 5 (10:05):
Doesn't this look like? I get a size up? Is
it going to stretch?

Speaker 3 (10:08):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (10:10):
Where?

Speaker 5 (10:10):
Am I going to shrink? That's I hope, Yeah, I'm
gonna shrink.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
I wonder how much of our life is spent just
making decisions? Yeah, just sitting there going I don't know,
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (10:19):
You know.

Speaker 10 (10:19):
So coaster Boy Josh is getting a tattoo soon, and
it's going to be a pretty big one. He has
no idea what he wants, but he has a time
limit on when he's going to get it. So he's like,
I'm getting it within a week or two. It's getting done.

Speaker 5 (10:29):
I'm gonna do it.

Speaker 10 (10:29):
So he's making a big decision for a big tattoo
and he's just pulling the trigger.

Speaker 5 (10:33):
And he doesn't know what he's gonna put any money more?

Speaker 3 (10:37):
Does he have room?

Speaker 8 (10:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (10:39):
Yeah, where's he putting it?

Speaker 5 (10:40):
Tattoos on his one arm? It's going to be like
over his shoulder like this, but it's huge, no idea,
He's just gonna do it. He loves Disney, a big
Mickey Mouse. What's a good idea?

Speaker 3 (10:51):
Dad, He'll do that some people would.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
Then I get that, all right, So decision making, I've
decided to stop talking about it.

Speaker 4 (10:58):
Moving on. You want to decide to end the pod?

Speaker 3 (11:00):
Yes, let's get out of here.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
Thanks for listening to us or watching us, or whatever
it is you're doing to us. And next week more
fifteen minute Morning Show podcasts on the way.

Speaker 7 (11:16):
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