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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's time to go around the room with Elvis Duran
in the morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
We're gonna go around the room and we're gonna invite
Josh to join us, to say yeh, no, you can
go last. I don't like this. Yeah, you have to
go around the room. Okay, okay, We'll start with Gandhi, Gandhi,
what's on your mind today? I need one second? Okay, Danielle,
all right, So you.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Know, guys, I listen to Audible and yes, they are
a partner, but I've been listening to it long before
they were a partner. I'm listening to the book Don't
Let Him In by Lisa Jewel. I have never hated
a character more than I hate the main male character
in this book. He is one of the darkest characters
she's ever written. And what he does to women in
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this book, taking advantage of them. What I want to
jump into my aarpods while I'm listening to the book
and I want to strangle him. Good that it's working.
The guy who narrates him, his name is Richard. He
does a lot of her narrations. He's a British guy.
He's amazing. But oh my gosh, you need to listen
to the book on audible because I start screaming at
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my AirPods like you set up.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
It's a good writer, good writer, writing character, jewel anything there.
What was the name of the milk again?
Speaker 1 (01:13):
It's called don't Let him in?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Good? Yeah, very appropriate? Uh gandhi? Yes, are you ready?
I'm ready?
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Okay, because I told you guys this the other day
and I really need help. I have an air purifier
that I love. I lost the.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Remote to it.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
It can only be operated by the remote. There's no
button on the actual air purifier that does anything but
turn it on and off. And it's stressing me out
so badly. Yes, I did go online. I tried to
find one. Cannot find the remote. I don't think they exist.
Do I just get rid of that whole things.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
You have tow the baby out?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Can you call the manufacturer and see if they can.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
I tried to reach out.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
I've had no success.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
That's weird, it is, I know.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
I just I feel so wasteful getting rid of a
whole airpereifires because I can't find the stupid remote.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
But it's reality, isn't You can do about it? Only
for things you can control all right. I guess I'm
get rid of it. The producer Sam, how are you today? Oh,
I'm great.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
So we live in a world where people are really
worried about training their pets to deal with kids, which
is super important. You have to train your your pets
to deal with children. But I wish people would also
work with training children how to deal with pets a
little bit more. I was I was walking my dog
in the park yesterday and I had to stand in
front of what seemed to be like a five or
six year old who started running up to my dog
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with his hand extended and his finger pointed and he's
putting his hand near spent his face.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Going no, no, no, I would do that to that kid.
I start right in front of the kid.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
I'm like, I have her, sweetie, it's fine, Like maybe
you know, he was trying to be preemptively protective, but
it was ultimately dangerous and annoying.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Look, a lot of parents don't understand pets. Yeah, the
parent was right there watching the cake. Can just you know, go.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
Right, Like, honestly, if you want to say something to
your kid at that point, though, I will so whatever.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Back off kids basically boop them. I mean because those dogs,
I mean the dog will bite.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
Sometimes, right like she would have totally been justified to
have a negative reaction to that.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Yeah, all right, parents, keeping on your kids, for pet owners,
keeping on your petits, your pets. What are you doing?
You had a minute left of that song? Hey, froggy,
what's up with you? By the way, but hold on,
Josh is getting nervous. We're getting closer to him. Oh
go ahead, okay, okay, frogging of Josh.
Speaker 6 (03:19):
Yesterday I was in the grocery store looking for deodorant
and I saw one. It says good for seventy two hours.
I thought myself, shouldn't you have showered like three times
during that seventy two hour period? What the hell do
you need the ordering to last for seventy two hours for?
Speaker 2 (03:34):
And why what you're camping? Oil racking? Yeah, or maybe
you need it to work while you're showering, because people,
you can still get steaky in the shower.
Speaker 6 (03:42):
Seventy two hour protection? What it's like paste? I mean,
can you imagine how thick that stuff must go on?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Like?
Speaker 6 (03:47):
Nope, no things I need to last for one day,
take a shower, use it again the next day. We
don't need seventy our protection.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
That is way too long. Yeah, that's way too long.
Ye take a shower straight.
Speaker 7 (03:56):
Eight?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
What's up with you? Okay?
Speaker 4 (03:57):
What am I holding up?
Speaker 8 (03:58):
Right?
Speaker 6 (03:58):
Here?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
The whole show? Sometimes you're really funny. Okay, you're houlding
up a SINNU is straight?
Speaker 7 (04:07):
Now?
Speaker 2 (04:08):
What does it look like? I did? It looks like
he wrote like a kid. Correct.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
I wrote with my left hand. Scary because today is
International left handers Dance. You never know when you may lose.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Your right hand on your right hand, but when you're
writing with your left handed to your right hand, feel
like it was being cheated in a little bit. But
I always had this irrational fear I was going to
lose my right hand in some sort of farming accident
or something like that. So I always try and practice
every once in a while with my left.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Hand, like Ambi dextrous or something.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Well, that's Ambi dextrous. But I can't do anything with
my left hand. But I always that you can. I've
trod it. It's hard.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
It is this farm. Well, in case I take it up,
come on, let go with me. Here he is talking
about getting a job on the pipeline. I really am.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
So if I ever lose my right hand on the pipeline,
I know I would still have it.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Do you find the more you practice writing with your
left hand, the better you get. Yes, And you know I.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Brush my teeth with my left hand. So if you're
a predominantly right handed or predominantly left handed person, go
ahead and use your other hand to try and do something,
because you never know you might lose that dominant hand.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
There you go, words words of wisdom. We're getting closer,
Josh almost speaking of left handed day are left handed scary?
What's up? Buyer?
Speaker 7 (05:22):
Beware there are restaurants here in America that serve lunch
and then dinner, and then the very same item for
lunch gets up charged for dinner. I went to Lenner
at a place at the Jersey Shore. That's the time
between lunch and dinner, and I got to see the
two menus on this one place. There were no less
than three items that they charged for the same portion,
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and the same exact thing a.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Higher price for the same entree. That's ridiculous. I'm just saying, Well,
Scott Andeer coming in ask them if they know why
are you sure it's the same portion? Size chant.
Speaker 7 (05:58):
I'm just saying, there are places do that, and you
know who you are.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Okay, Okay, that's just ghastly all right, that said Josh,
our special guest. Why do you get so nervous doing
around the room segment because I don't have one, so
I have to just make one up right now. That's
what they all did. They all came up with great
stuff and they have.
Speaker 9 (06:16):
Like notes of multiple round the rooms they like, mark
them and what is your submission? Okay, so this is
legit I have right now. It's one of my favorite feelings.
Live event Anticipation sold out show to Tate McCrae in
Cleveland at Rocket Mortgage Field House. So my around the
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room is a shout out to my friend Mike who
hooked me up with tickets, and I'm very excited. It's
one of the things I'm looking forward to on vacation.
I'm jealous of her legs, like I want those legs.
Like she's very thick thighs she does. Is that a compliment?
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Oh yeah, they're like muscly an athletic.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
She's like, is she dating a Rutgers quarterback right now?
I bet he has thick thighs.
Speaker 9 (07:07):
Oh wow, Yeah, it's a Rutgers quarterback.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
I mean she could do better than that, Like, Ohio State,
don't start, do not far the elevator and get off. Hey, question, uh,
when you're leaving for vacation.
Speaker 9 (07:24):
When we go on vacation in like two weeks, I.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Don't think you reproved for vacation. What I'll see it
in my office and oh god, am I fired? If
you're fired, you're plenty of a vacation. Hey. By the way,
a friend of mine, she works for a big real
estate type agency out in Santa Fe and she wanted
to leave the big company and go start her own company.
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She's taking her favorite people from the company with her
and she went in. They all walked in and they
all resigned the same day. They gave him three weeks
notice that people said no leave now. But it took courage,
it took strength, and she did it. And she's like,
she called me yesterday and said, hey, Elvis, I'm unemployed
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as of right now, I have no job. They have
to set up their new office. I'm so proud of
people that have the courage to do things like that.
If you can, you know, you have to be in
a place in life where you can right and she's
doing it. I love people with courage like that, people
that are like, yeah, I'm going to roll the dice,
I'm giving it all up. We're gonna go for it.
Speaker 8 (08:26):
When you do that, who are you taking with us?
With you? But I'm going?
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Isn't that cool? I think people that do that are
like that is awesome. Her kids, you know, they're ones
touring college. I mean one's in high school, so she's
at a point where she can do that. I love it. So, Michaelan,
I love you. Congratulations and all the best you guys know. Michael, Yeah,
all right, So are doing what's on the list three
things you can talk? Got loud? He did, Gandhi.
Speaker 9 (09:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
I notice that.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
We're waiting on you to answer the question what who's
going with you?
Speaker 2 (09:07):
When you leave? I'm not going anywhere?
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Well, hypothetically, who would go with you?
Speaker 2 (09:11):
But I'm not going anywhere. It's I'm not even going
to answer the question. I'm not going anywhere. Am I
going somewhere?
Speaker 7 (09:17):
I don't know? Are you?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
I'm not going? My god? Where are we going? Changing subjects?
Is this a place to play a song or do
three things? Or both? Oh wow, not allowed to play
your request. Scary wanted her black sheep. Oh, the choice
is yours.