August 26, 2025 • 7 mins
Nate discovers the crazy average lifespan without disease, Sam chats with a squirrel and faces neighbor judgment, Gandhi bans voice notes, Skeery feels like he missed out on the boating life, Danielle questions random airport phone checks, Scotty B urges phone insurance, and the crew debates what to do about boats and weird voicemail habits.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's time to go around the room with Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show. If I was a mind reader,
we wouldn't have to do this, but I'm not. I
have to ask you what is on your mind. Let's
go around the room. I'll start with you straight and eight.
What's going on in your head?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (00:15):
So I found this on Reddit the other day and
I really dug into this story.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Did you know the average age people would live to
if people.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Only died from accidents and unnatural causes? Any guesses people
lived to about seventy eight years old. Do you know
how long you might live the average if you only
died from accidents?
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Well, we're asking tell us, what is it?
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Eight thousand, nine hundred and thirty eight years average taken
into account car accidents, you know, slipping and falling, fire,
you know, somebody shooting.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
You thirty eight years old? You would live and disease too?
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Well, you take away you know, like any sort of
like you know, cancer or anything like. If you only
die from accidents, that's how long you would live.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
How crazy is it?
Speaker 3 (01:11):
If you've never got that's how long you would live?
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Well, what couldn't kill you? Then? Accident?
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Car accident lightning, lightning, Yeah, sure, right, yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Does anyone want to live eight thousand years?
Speaker 5 (01:24):
Anyone at the way the right things are going right now?
Speaker 6 (01:27):
No?
Speaker 5 (01:28):
Yeah, six thousand, Max.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Yeah, cap it off. What about you produce your sandwich
on your mind today?
Speaker 6 (01:35):
My neighbors think I'm a very strange person, and I
keep adding to that. Thank you for that, Nate. So
there's been some sounds in my ceiling, hearing all these
squirrels move around, and I'm about to go into my apartment.
I see a scirrel in the yard, so I have
to obviously have a conversation with him. I'm like, you
and your friends have to keep it down because I'm
trying to sleep.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
I'm just talking to this little squirrel.
Speaker 6 (01:56):
And I turn around and my neighbor has been silently
behind me, and she doesn't know me well enough to
make me so she was just like hey, Sam, like nothing,
just talking to the squirrel. Thank you so much. She'll
no longer be a problem. And I want to tech
stairs because I was too embarrassed to address it further. So, Jessica,
I promise I'm not crazy. Yeah, say that with confidence.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
You're right, Gandhi's right, only crazy people say I'm not crazy, right, yeah,
but a.
Speaker 6 (02:20):
Squirrel and I now have an understanding, so it was
worth it.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Cool, okay, gandhi, what's up with you?
Speaker 4 (02:24):
I would like to please, like beg everybody, if we
are communicating, to communicate with me the way I'm communicating
with you. If I send you a text message, for
the love of God, do not voice note me back.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
I'll never hear it.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
I will never listen to it because in that moment,
I can only really text, and I hate voicemail in general.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
So when you send me back a.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Voice notes, that just feels like a task and I'm
probably not going to respond to it. I currently have
hundreds of messages of people voice.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
Noting me that I just have not listened to.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
And I know that now they're starting to do it
where they transcribe it, but that doesn't even ever really
cover what they're saying. Please don't voice note me unless
we're both doing it.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
That's agreed. I vote for that.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
No more voice I don't want to hear your voice
only if I'm with you, and I don't even want
to be with you. But if I am with you,
ill then and only then want to hear your voice.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I agree with that. I still have people trying to
leave voicemail on my phone. What do you do?
Speaker 7 (03:15):
Wait? How many voicemails do you have? Though you have
a lot like backed up? Well, I think a lot.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Of you do.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
I don't even look at them.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
See that tween hundred and forty one?
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Wait?
Speaker 5 (03:23):
How much fourteen hundred and forty one? I have to
clear it?
Speaker 7 (03:25):
If it doesn't say zero and it's all not clear.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
It's mostly mine fourteen hundred from my mom?
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Scary? What's up with you today?
Speaker 8 (03:34):
I feel like I missed out. I never ever got
to buy a boat. I'm onto.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
I'm now on to new things.
Speaker 8 (03:49):
Okay, I forget about pools, forget about the fact I
never grew up.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
With a swimming pool.
Speaker 8 (03:54):
But now with boating all I see people on boats
all the times on TikTok and Instagram.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
I don't know the people.
Speaker 8 (04:00):
I don't know where they have the money to get them.
But I'm like, I feel like I missed out on
the boating life. I feel like that's what's missing from
my summer weekends. I feel like I should be out
in like like, for instance, Point Pleasant has this place
called f Cove, and I'm like, this is where I
want to be. Everyone ties up these boats and they
hang out in they drink all day. I never had
that experience in my life.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Don't do it. Never do it.
Speaker 8 (04:21):
I'm regretful, and I'm not a hot I'm.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Not a hot chick.
Speaker 8 (04:27):
That's like, because women get invited to boats all the time.
I am a guy.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
I don't want to know why Elvis is saying, don't
do it.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Well, because I've had boats. Don't do I'll never do
it again.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Borrow a boat, go to someone else's boat, or go
charter a boat, for sure, boozy.
Speaker 8 (04:45):
Boy, But like, I want to be invited to someone's boat.
But because I'm a man, I'm expected to either own
one myself or you're ms ol.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
Too desperate, not just charter one.
Speaker 6 (04:55):
As a woman who's been at s Cove, I pay
for it.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
You rent it, you don't have a day rent it.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
You're fine, You're fine. Don't own a boat.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Own a boat is a whole different, whole, different set
of circumstances.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
It's a horse of a different car.
Speaker 7 (05:09):
And you know what else always says his two favorite
days about owning a boat was buying the boat and
selling the boat.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
I can't afford one. I just want to be invited.
That's my goal for twenty twenty six. Summer twenty six.
Here I come, Wow, I want to be invited on
someone's boat. There you go, Danielle, what's up?
Speaker 5 (05:23):
So when I was at.
Speaker 7 (05:24):
The airport, I went through security and I got baby flagged,
and I'm like, what happened? When happened? He goes, Oh,
it's a random phone check, so we need your phone.
I said, okay, So I give my phone and they
wipe it whatever whatever. Okay, So here's my question.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
It's a random phone check.
Speaker 7 (05:42):
What if the person before me or the one after
me is the one that really has something on their phone?
Speaker 5 (05:49):
Like a random phone check?
Speaker 7 (05:50):
To me, is the it's just stupid. Either do everybody
or don't do anybody, because they do. It's just but
it's weird.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
So they just mean wiped it. They didn't go.
Speaker 7 (05:59):
Wipe they know, they didn't look at they wiped it.
They like they like put the little wand over it
to like see right, and he.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Looking for residue of some sort.
Speaker 7 (06:07):
And even the woman who took it, I go, I
don't understand what is it for? She just looked at me.
She goes, Oh, it's just some random thing that pops up,
so sorry, I gotta take your phale like she looked
at me, like, yo, this is stupid too. It doesn't
make any sense to me that it could because it's
if it's not me, maybe it's the guy right behind me,
but you missed him because he.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Was You never know, but you know in the in
the world of of you know odds, that it does
increase their odds slightly that they could find something, but
not a lot.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
Slightly, I guess. Yeah, so weird.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
What's up with our special guest, Scotty b Welcome to
around the room.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Scotty Bee, Well, I'm so happy to be here.
Speaker 9 (06:39):
You know, if you're a parent planning on buying your
child a cell phone, I strongly urge you to take
out the insurance. It's only a couple of bucks. Most
companies offer it. Because my daughter called me hysterically crying
from another phone last weekend because she was at an
amusement park and her phone fell out of the ride
into the bottom of a lake and it is sitting
at the bottom of a lake in Massachusett right now.
(07:01):
So thankfully I did take out the insurance because I
know she's a bit of a mess. And instead of
paying twelve hundred dollars, I only had to pay two
hundred dollars for a new phone. So take out insurance
on phones
Speaker 2 (07:17):
And there you have it.
It's time to go around the room with Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show. If I was a mind reader,
we wouldn't have to do this, but I'm not. I
have to ask you what is on your mind. Let's
go around the room. I'll start with you straight and eight.
What's going on in your head?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (00:15):
So I found this on Reddit the other day and
I really dug into this story.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Did you know the average age people would live to
if people.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Only died from accidents and unnatural causes? Any guesses people
lived to about seventy eight years old. Do you know
how long you might live the average if you only
died from accidents?
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Well, we're asking tell us, what is it?
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Eight thousand, nine hundred and thirty eight years average taken
into account car accidents, you know, slipping and falling, fire,
you know, somebody shooting.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
You thirty eight years old? You would live and disease too?
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Well, you take away you know, like any sort of
like you know, cancer or anything like. If you only
die from accidents, that's how long you would live.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
How crazy is it?
Speaker 3 (01:11):
If you've never got that's how long you would live?
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Well, what couldn't kill you? Then? Accident?
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Car accident lightning, lightning, Yeah, sure, right, yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Does anyone want to live eight thousand years?
Speaker 5 (01:24):
Anyone at the way the right things are going right now?
Speaker 6 (01:27):
No?
Speaker 5 (01:28):
Yeah, six thousand, Max.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Yeah, cap it off. What about you produce your sandwich
on your mind today?
Speaker 6 (01:35):
My neighbors think I'm a very strange person, and I
keep adding to that. Thank you for that, Nate. So
there's been some sounds in my ceiling, hearing all these
squirrels move around, and I'm about to go into my apartment.
I see a scirrel in the yard, so I have
to obviously have a conversation with him. I'm like, you
and your friends have to keep it down because I'm
trying to sleep.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
I'm just talking to this little squirrel.
Speaker 6 (01:56):
And I turn around and my neighbor has been silently
behind me, and she doesn't know me well enough to
make me so she was just like hey, Sam, like nothing,
just talking to the squirrel. Thank you so much. She'll
no longer be a problem. And I want to tech
stairs because I was too embarrassed to address it further. So, Jessica,
I promise I'm not crazy. Yeah, say that with confidence.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
You're right, Gandhi's right, only crazy people say I'm not crazy, right, yeah,
but a.
Speaker 6 (02:20):
Squirrel and I now have an understanding, so it was
worth it.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Cool, okay, gandhi, what's up with you?
Speaker 4 (02:24):
I would like to please, like beg everybody, if we
are communicating, to communicate with me the way I'm communicating
with you. If I send you a text message, for
the love of God, do not voice note me back.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
I'll never hear it.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
I will never listen to it because in that moment,
I can only really text, and I hate voicemail in general.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
So when you send me back a.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Voice notes, that just feels like a task and I'm
probably not going to respond to it. I currently have
hundreds of messages of people voice.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
Noting me that I just have not listened to.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
And I know that now they're starting to do it
where they transcribe it, but that doesn't even ever really
cover what they're saying. Please don't voice note me unless
we're both doing it.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
That's agreed. I vote for that.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
No more voice I don't want to hear your voice
only if I'm with you, and I don't even want
to be with you. But if I am with you,
ill then and only then want to hear your voice.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I agree with that. I still have people trying to
leave voicemail on my phone. What do you do?
Speaker 7 (03:15):
Wait? How many voicemails do you have? Though you have
a lot like backed up? Well, I think a lot.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Of you do.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
I don't even look at them.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
See that tween hundred and forty one?
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Wait?
Speaker 5 (03:23):
How much fourteen hundred and forty one? I have to
clear it?
Speaker 7 (03:25):
If it doesn't say zero and it's all not clear.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
It's mostly mine fourteen hundred from my mom?
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Scary? What's up with you today?
Speaker 8 (03:34):
I feel like I missed out. I never ever got
to buy a boat. I'm onto.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
I'm now on to new things.
Speaker 8 (03:49):
Okay, I forget about pools, forget about the fact I
never grew up.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
With a swimming pool.
Speaker 8 (03:54):
But now with boating all I see people on boats
all the times on TikTok and Instagram.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
I don't know the people.
Speaker 8 (04:00):
I don't know where they have the money to get them.
But I'm like, I feel like I missed out on
the boating life. I feel like that's what's missing from
my summer weekends. I feel like I should be out
in like like, for instance, Point Pleasant has this place
called f Cove, and I'm like, this is where I
want to be. Everyone ties up these boats and they
hang out in they drink all day. I never had
that experience in my life.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Don't do it. Never do it.
Speaker 8 (04:21):
I'm regretful, and I'm not a hot I'm.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Not a hot chick.
Speaker 8 (04:27):
That's like, because women get invited to boats all the time.
I am a guy.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
I don't want to know why Elvis is saying, don't
do it.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Well, because I've had boats. Don't do I'll never do
it again.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Borrow a boat, go to someone else's boat, or go
charter a boat, for sure, boozy.
Speaker 8 (04:45):
Boy, But like, I want to be invited to someone's boat.
But because I'm a man, I'm expected to either own
one myself or you're ms ol.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
Too desperate, not just charter one.
Speaker 6 (04:55):
As a woman who's been at s Cove, I pay
for it.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
You rent it, you don't have a day rent it.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
You're fine, You're fine. Don't own a boat.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Own a boat is a whole different, whole, different set
of circumstances.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
It's a horse of a different car.
Speaker 7 (05:09):
And you know what else always says his two favorite
days about owning a boat was buying the boat and
selling the boat.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
I can't afford one. I just want to be invited.
That's my goal for twenty twenty six. Summer twenty six.
Here I come, Wow, I want to be invited on
someone's boat. There you go, Danielle, what's up?
Speaker 5 (05:23):
So when I was at.
Speaker 7 (05:24):
The airport, I went through security and I got baby flagged,
and I'm like, what happened? When happened? He goes, Oh,
it's a random phone check, so we need your phone.
I said, okay, So I give my phone and they
wipe it whatever whatever. Okay, So here's my question.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
It's a random phone check.
Speaker 7 (05:42):
What if the person before me or the one after
me is the one that really has something on their phone?
Speaker 5 (05:49):
Like a random phone check?
Speaker 7 (05:50):
To me, is the it's just stupid. Either do everybody
or don't do anybody, because they do. It's just but
it's weird.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
So they just mean wiped it. They didn't go.
Speaker 7 (05:59):
Wipe they know, they didn't look at they wiped it.
They like they like put the little wand over it
to like see right, and he.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Looking for residue of some sort.
Speaker 7 (06:07):
And even the woman who took it, I go, I
don't understand what is it for? She just looked at me.
She goes, Oh, it's just some random thing that pops up,
so sorry, I gotta take your phale like she looked
at me, like, yo, this is stupid too. It doesn't
make any sense to me that it could because it's
if it's not me, maybe it's the guy right behind me,
but you missed him because he.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Was You never know, but you know in the in
the world of of you know odds, that it does
increase their odds slightly that they could find something, but
not a lot.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
Slightly, I guess. Yeah, so weird.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
What's up with our special guest, Scotty b Welcome to
around the room.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Scotty Bee, Well, I'm so happy to be here.
Speaker 9 (06:39):
You know, if you're a parent planning on buying your
child a cell phone, I strongly urge you to take
out the insurance. It's only a couple of bucks. Most
companies offer it. Because my daughter called me hysterically crying
from another phone last weekend because she was at an
amusement park and her phone fell out of the ride
into the bottom of a lake and it is sitting
at the bottom of a lake in Massachusett right now.
(07:01):
So thankfully I did take out the insurance because I
know she's a bit of a mess. And instead of
paying twelve hundred dollars, I only had to pay two
hundred dollars for a new phone. So take out insurance
on phones
Speaker 2 (07:17):
And there you have it.
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