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November 27, 2025 8 mins

Straight Nate wonders if he can still live out his Game 7 World Series fantasy, Danielle meets the world’s rudest amusement-park employee, Sam exposes her husband’s serial-killer-style Reese’s technique, Gandhi reveals the real reason pirates wore eye patches, Skeery mourns the loss of his childhood sloppy Joe flavor, Scotty B brags about offloading expired snacks at the office, and Froggy finally tries Chipotle for the very first time.

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's time to go around the room with Elvis Duran
in the Morning show.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Let's go around the road. I can't wait for this journey.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Let's go.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
I'll start with you straight in eight. What's on your
mind today? Okay, I was thinking about this the other day.

Speaker 4 (00:15):
What was that childhood fantasy that you had when you
were young? I remember thinking that I would be playing
in game seven of the World Series and I would
hit a home run to win the game.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Oh really, wow, we all had it.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Maybe, Danielle, you were on Broadway taking about playing a part.

Speaker 5 (00:37):
Definitely?

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Is there any way that I could play in game
seven of the World Series to fulfill that fantasy.

Speaker 6 (00:42):
And hit a home run?

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Like you know what? Fantasies are fabulous.

Speaker 6 (00:46):
Hold on to that.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Yeah, right, but you know, don't stop dreaming, I guess
is my point of this. It might not happen, but
especially when you're younger, just aim high.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
You know, anyone else in here, game in the seats,
anyone here have a childhood fantasy that you still remember.

Speaker 7 (01:05):
So we actually had a history teacher who made us
all right in a journal what you wanted to be
and do when you grew up. And one of the
kids in our class just sent everybody their page. So
I saw it, and mine was being on a radio show,
which I swear it was crazy and freeing all the
animals at the zoom.

Speaker 8 (01:24):
I'm not even kidding. I was like, well, I've been
an idiot my whole life. This is crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
All look at you now you're on the radio, and
I'm the key to a zoo if you need one, Danielle.

Speaker 5 (01:35):
Yeah, mine was working on a Broadway stage, being in
a show on Broadway, which we've done, you know, obviously
the star in a show, but look we got there
a star. And also working in Disney World has always
been on my list. And I wanted to be a
television newscaster or like an entertainment reporter on television years ago.
But then I went straight to the radio station and

(01:57):
I didn't even go near the television station, so I
never lived that dream.

Speaker 8 (02:01):
But I'm a reporter.

Speaker 5 (02:02):
I am, so I'm good.

Speaker 8 (02:03):
I'm good.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
See dreams sort of country, Yeah, Nate snowhere near the
basketball baseball Scotty me had a dream.

Speaker 9 (02:12):
Yes, you know. If you look in my yearbook from
nineteen ninety three, on the page where it says what
will you'll be doing in twenty five years, it says
I'll be working on a major market morning radio show
where a wife and two kids. So most of it's right.

Speaker 8 (02:24):
Oh my god, most of it's right. There was a
moment all of it was true.

Speaker 9 (02:29):
There was a moment.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Yeah, oh my godness, Danielle, what's on your mind today?

Speaker 4 (02:35):
So?

Speaker 5 (02:36):
I was at an amusement park, right and I was
asking for directions. I went up to someone who worked
there and I said, Hi, how do I get out
of the park? And usually they'll like point you. You
know that the person's answer was the same way you
came into the park?

Speaker 8 (02:50):
Oh god, who so hopeful they tell you?

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Like to do it? Though?

Speaker 5 (02:55):
Thing to say, like, I'm like, I just kind of
looked at them and I was like what, I'm like,
you're so. I'm like, that's just so rude. And I
just turned around and walked away. I'm like, that is
the rudest comment.

Speaker 8 (03:06):
Like, no, they were serious.

Speaker 5 (03:08):
I don't think they wanted to be there, I think,
but that was.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
The most direct, correct answer.

Speaker 5 (03:12):
You're right, but I don't remember how I got into
the park.

Speaker 8 (03:15):
Obviously I wouldn't be asking you a jerk, I.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Mean, really, what's up with you?

Speaker 10 (03:22):
Okay? You know that famous commercial There's no wrong way
to eat Ries's?

Speaker 8 (03:26):
Yeah, I think there really is. I do, and my
husband has found it and I.

Speaker 10 (03:31):
Forgot he used to eat reeses this way and he
recently refell in love with it.

Speaker 8 (03:35):
He will skin it alive.

Speaker 10 (03:37):
He'll take the chocolate off with his teeth, all the
chocolate around the rim that I've seen a whole bunch
of times. And then he'll just take the bottom of
his teeth like a horse eating out of a trough
and get the top layer and.

Speaker 8 (03:50):
The bottom layer.

Speaker 10 (03:50):
And I just stare at him and like the I'm like,
thank god, I fell in love with you already, because
this is the worst thing I've ever seen in my
little life.

Speaker 8 (03:57):
He has to palm the whole peanut butter before he
can eat.

Speaker 5 (04:00):
How do you get the chocolate off the peanut butter
without biting it to the peanut.

Speaker 8 (04:03):
Manages it comes off? Oh yeah, God, you just gross
about you. Don't do it. It looks like a scenerial killer.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
I'll get back to you on that, Gandhi, what's up
with you?

Speaker 10 (04:15):
All right?

Speaker 7 (04:15):
I'm gonna be nate for a second. Did you know
that there was a reason that pirates wore eye patches
that had nothing to do with missing an eye.

Speaker 5 (04:23):
Why why?

Speaker 7 (04:24):
Apparently under like below deck, it was very, very dark,
and they spent so much time above deck that they
needed something to help their eyes adjust when they went
below deck, so they would cover one eye and before
they went down below they would switch it so they
could see better in the dark. Yeah. Out, I was
gonna say, who knew, But Nate knew, So now everybody

(04:44):
else knows.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
Awesome, I thought, just because it keeps cratching their eye
with their hook.

Speaker 7 (04:49):
Yeah, or like a parrot picked it out or something.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Now we know adjusting to light. Yeah, below deck, we
all know. Below deck is dark. Scary, you're up your last.

Speaker 11 (04:58):
Back in grade school, I was a hot lunch kid,
and the hot lunch kids always got made fun of
because the cold lunch kids, oh, we have parents making
us fancy sandwiches. But the hot lunch kids are just like,
you know, whatever, we pay you like a nickel a week.

Speaker 8 (05:11):
And we had anyway you go to school, No, in
New York.

Speaker 11 (05:15):
City public school, the hot lunch kids were the ones
that were basically, you know, just kind of the ones
getting by you know.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
Whatever it was, it was like thirty divice. It was
thirty five cents a week.

Speaker 8 (05:25):
It was.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
It was not a lot. My favorite.

Speaker 11 (05:29):
My favorite was the Sloppy Joe. And I said, God,
I'm fiended for one of those, just the way I
remember it as a kid. So I went out and
I went to go get the manwich sauce, and I
went to go get the the chopped meat or beef whatever.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
I tried to make it.

Speaker 11 (05:43):
It wasn't the same. I don't know. There was something
about the quality or lack thereof of the beef they
used or the sauce.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
I couldn't get it right.

Speaker 11 (05:53):
And I'm like it was depressing.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
So my night ended in shambles. But anyway, you know why,
you know why it tasted different? It didn't taste didn't
cost thirty five cents. It now costs a dollar thirty five.

Speaker 11 (06:04):
Yeah, I couldn't get the taste.

Speaker 8 (06:05):
To make fun of you this time, miss.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
Have you taken into account that maybe your taste buds
have changed?

Speaker 11 (06:11):
Maybe I have, but I missed the taste of that
childhood sloppy Joe the way I remember it.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
I'm gonna make one for you. I'll make a good
childhood sloppy.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
Joe, I'll bring that on hey an added bonus, Scotty.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
Bee, do you have anything on your mind today?

Speaker 9 (06:24):
I actually do it because I found the perfect way
to get rid of old food without feeling guilty for
throwing it away. I had to clean out my snack
pantry yesterday because you know, the kids buy this by this,
by that, and it sits there sometimes for two three
years and they don't even touch it. So I cleaned
everything out that was expired yesterday. And if you work
in an office, just bring it to work, because I

(06:45):
put everything on the.

Speaker 5 (06:46):
Table by you brought it to work.

Speaker 9 (06:48):
The vultures here don't care. I put everything on the
table by the kitchen and it is literally all gone.
They took old granola bars and pringles and they ate everything.

Speaker 10 (06:57):
They did.

Speaker 7 (06:57):
You tell that was there a note that said this
is all expired.

Speaker 9 (06:59):
Look at can if they want.

Speaker 8 (07:01):
Oh, Scotty just poisoned whole.

Speaker 5 (07:03):
You know some of the granola bars from back in
the day have been like recalled and stuff.

Speaker 9 (07:07):
Oh it was only from twenty twenty four. It's fine.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
Yeah, you know those recalls are over now. Yeah, because
they're so old. Whatever was killing us in the granola bars.
It's all gone now.

Speaker 9 (07:18):
People here will eat anything.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
Froggy, what's up with you today?

Speaker 6 (07:23):
I'm gonna blow everybody's mind on this show right now.
Are you ready for this? Come on?

Speaker 4 (07:27):
Man?

Speaker 6 (07:27):
I made something earlier this week I've never done before.
I went to Chipotle.

Speaker 8 (07:34):
You've never been to Chile never? What did you love it?

Speaker 6 (07:39):
I did like it? Ye myself? Yeah, for some reason.

Speaker 8 (07:44):
Favorite place to eat.

Speaker 6 (07:45):
I know, I've just never been. And the other day
we were looking for something to eat and I'm like,
you know what, let's try it. I go. I got
a bowl with rice and so I got an. When
I was done, I'm like, I'm going to get a burrito.
I ate way more food than I should have. However,
it was delicious. I'll be back at Chipotle.

Speaker 8 (08:00):
I'm wow. Frog you frocome on.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
Behalf of Chipotle. We welcome you.

Speaker 6 (08:05):
Thank you,

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