August 1, 2025 • 5 mins
Sam had a pants mishap, Skeery wants to know what its like for teammates to switch teams, Gandhi loves her redecorated apartment, Nate loves his dentist, and Danielle had a pickle mishap at a CVS!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's time to go around the room with Elvis Duran
in the Morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Let's go around the room. What's on your mind today?
We'll start with you, producer, Sam Hi, What are you thinking?
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Okay, So yesterday I complained that my husband almost let
me get murdered in the night by letting me go
down when he thought there was an intruder. I think
I need a divorce because he pissed me off yet again.
Speaker 4 (00:19):
Oh jeez, I wait for this one.
Speaker 5 (00:21):
So you know, hold on two days in a row,
that's grounds for divorce.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
So I had an early IVF appointment, and you just
want to be cozy sometimes, So I grabbed a pair
of his pants from his drawer and I threw them on. Okay,
he was with me the whole morning. We went to
the appointment together. We came home, we took our dog
for a walk, and then I went on the floor
to play with my dog and my husband starts cackling, laughing.
I'm like, what's so funny. He goes, don't move. Let
me take a picture. Look at his sweatpants that I
(00:48):
was wearing. Oh, show and tell, this was the butt
of the sweatpant.
Speaker 5 (00:53):
There is no ass there's no ass there's an ass.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
There is like a three inch rip down the back
of these.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Pants have a shirt covering.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
You don't know no people from the clinic.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
I apologize if you saw both of my cheeks yesterday.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
I am so pissed with him.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
And in the most like stereotypical way, he goes, notice
like that you own pants with I could put my
fist through her.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
When you put on pants, you don't look to see
if it has an ass in it?
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Was he enjoying the breeze and didn't think anything of it?
Speaker 5 (01:21):
What the heck bill or what did he do to
blow it?
Speaker 6 (01:24):
Bo?
Speaker 5 (01:26):
Not national?
Speaker 6 (01:27):
You're not staying yet.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
You know he won't throw them away like they get
those pit stains under their arms.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
This is stole a good shirt. No, it's not a
good shirt. Now we need to live it out now,
so I don't care.
Speaker 7 (01:38):
All right.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
I think it's kind of funny it is that you
didn't show some a noose lots of it. Uh, let's
see scary. What's up with you today?
Speaker 8 (01:47):
Yesterday was baseball's trade deadline, and Danielle and I were talking
about this during the commercials, that it's gotta be weird.
When two teams are playing each other and all of
a sudden somebody gets traded from one team to the other,
as it happened yesterday live.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
During the Yankees raised game.
Speaker 8 (02:04):
The Rays traded their player Jose Cabalero to the Yankees
mid game.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
How does it work?
Speaker 1 (02:10):
And it was funny to watch him in the dugout
saying goodbye, you know, all of his friends and all
the people he's played with, and knowing that he's walking
across the field.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Now, wait a minute, is there some rule where they
have to move immediately?
Speaker 5 (02:23):
They can't do.
Speaker 8 (02:24):
The game, they have to leave the dugout and say goodbye.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
That that's death.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
That's happened before.
Speaker 8 (02:29):
And he had some crazy factoid about something that happened.
Speaker 7 (02:33):
Lest somebody went from the Red Sox to the Toronto
Blue Jays mid game, so he wore this different uniforms
in the same game.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
Crazy. By the way. In a related note, Scary, could
you please report to the light f M studio.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Jose was very happy that the Yankees won after the
game because he says, well, I want I guess because
he's now a Yankee.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
There you go, Gandhi, what's up with you?
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (03:01):
If you want to sort of just reset your life
for just a second. I implore everyone to rearrange their
furniture or just redecorate in some way, because I've been
wanting to do it for a really long time. I know,
we talked about don't hesitate, just do things, and I
finally did it, and I'm so happy with the way
things look now that I don't ever want to leave
my apartment. I feel like I just moved into a
new place and it's thrilling. So I encourage everyone go
(03:21):
both some of your furniture around here.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
I love your rug, it's so nice. Thank you.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
I love that too. Can you say that again? I
love that rug too, and you'll say that again.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
I love that rug, It's so nice.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (03:34):
Did you catch that there? Way back? Hey Nate, what's
up with you? Okay?
Speaker 7 (03:40):
You hear me twice a year talk about my dentist,
doctor Malick at Harmony Dental Group, best dentist ever, Diane,
my hygienis, she's the best. I will drive an hour
and a half to go get a cleaning. So apparently
he's celebrating twenty years. Congratulations, twenty years of owning a practice.
He asks me, Hey, do you want a T shirt?
And I said, yeah, I'll take you a T shirt.
You want a larger medium, I said, I'll take the medium. Well,
(04:04):
it's apparently more medium than medium because.
Speaker 8 (04:08):
Taking off his shirt, what do you do that your
this shirt looks a little small, a kid's shirt.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
It does looks like Spain. I have a problem with
my shirt.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
You stole it from your girlfriend.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Fellow gen zs No, that's not you need to take
it back and take it back at a large large. Yeah,
I don't know, maybe that's large. It's a little small. Yeah,
it really shows my muscle.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
You want?
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (04:40):
Okay, So the point of your around the room is
what my point is.
Speaker 7 (04:44):
Congratulations documents.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Yeah, he just wanted to show it.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
Danielle, what's up with you today?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Okay, So there's a CBS that put this sign up
in their bathroom, so I need to know what happened
at the CBS.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Please do not discard pickles or any pickle products in
the toilet.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
We cannot keep calling a plumber out of here three
days a week to remove a pickle clog.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Thank you, CVS Pharmacy. What the hell happened three days
a week?
Speaker 6 (05:17):
So it's a regular or an employee.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
They must have like a pickle bandit or something. I
don't understand, but that was the funniest sign. I'm like,
who the hell did that?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
And watch you do see these sometimes passive aggressive signs
up on the walls.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
Yeah, work whatever, and you.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Do stop and go Okay, why did they hatch to
post that the pickled clog at CBS in the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
This is an actual sign with someone throwing pickles in
the bowl and an official CV's pharmacy sign.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
Well, I don't guess from a free plug on our show.
It worked out
It's time to go around the room with Elvis Duran
in the Morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Let's go around the room. What's on your mind today?
We'll start with you, producer, Sam Hi, What are you thinking?
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Okay, So yesterday I complained that my husband almost let
me get murdered in the night by letting me go
down when he thought there was an intruder. I think
I need a divorce because he pissed me off yet again.
Speaker 4 (00:19):
Oh jeez, I wait for this one.
Speaker 5 (00:21):
So you know, hold on two days in a row,
that's grounds for divorce.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
So I had an early IVF appointment, and you just
want to be cozy sometimes, So I grabbed a pair
of his pants from his drawer and I threw them on. Okay,
he was with me the whole morning. We went to
the appointment together. We came home, we took our dog
for a walk, and then I went on the floor
to play with my dog and my husband starts cackling, laughing.
I'm like, what's so funny. He goes, don't move. Let
me take a picture. Look at his sweatpants that I
(00:48):
was wearing. Oh, show and tell, this was the butt
of the sweatpant.
Speaker 5 (00:53):
There is no ass there's no ass there's an ass.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
There is like a three inch rip down the back
of these.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Pants have a shirt covering.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
You don't know no people from the clinic.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
I apologize if you saw both of my cheeks yesterday.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
I am so pissed with him.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
And in the most like stereotypical way, he goes, notice
like that you own pants with I could put my
fist through her.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
When you put on pants, you don't look to see
if it has an ass in it?
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Was he enjoying the breeze and didn't think anything of it?
Speaker 5 (01:21):
What the heck bill or what did he do to
blow it?
Speaker 6 (01:24):
Bo?
Speaker 5 (01:26):
Not national?
Speaker 6 (01:27):
You're not staying yet.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
You know he won't throw them away like they get
those pit stains under their arms.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
This is stole a good shirt. No, it's not a
good shirt. Now we need to live it out now,
so I don't care.
Speaker 7 (01:38):
All right.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
I think it's kind of funny it is that you
didn't show some a noose lots of it. Uh, let's
see scary. What's up with you today?
Speaker 8 (01:47):
Yesterday was baseball's trade deadline, and Danielle and I were talking
about this during the commercials, that it's gotta be weird.
When two teams are playing each other and all of
a sudden somebody gets traded from one team to the other,
as it happened yesterday live.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
During the Yankees raised game.
Speaker 8 (02:04):
The Rays traded their player Jose Cabalero to the Yankees
mid game.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
How does it work?
Speaker 1 (02:10):
And it was funny to watch him in the dugout
saying goodbye, you know, all of his friends and all
the people he's played with, and knowing that he's walking
across the field.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Now, wait a minute, is there some rule where they
have to move immediately?
Speaker 5 (02:23):
They can't do.
Speaker 8 (02:24):
The game, they have to leave the dugout and say goodbye.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
That that's death.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
That's happened before.
Speaker 8 (02:29):
And he had some crazy factoid about something that happened.
Speaker 7 (02:33):
Lest somebody went from the Red Sox to the Toronto
Blue Jays mid game, so he wore this different uniforms
in the same game.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
Crazy. By the way. In a related note, Scary, could
you please report to the light f M studio.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Jose was very happy that the Yankees won after the
game because he says, well, I want I guess because
he's now a Yankee.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
There you go, Gandhi, what's up with you?
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (03:01):
If you want to sort of just reset your life
for just a second. I implore everyone to rearrange their
furniture or just redecorate in some way, because I've been
wanting to do it for a really long time. I know,
we talked about don't hesitate, just do things, and I
finally did it, and I'm so happy with the way
things look now that I don't ever want to leave
my apartment. I feel like I just moved into a
new place and it's thrilling. So I encourage everyone go
(03:21):
both some of your furniture around here.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
I love your rug, it's so nice. Thank you.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
I love that too. Can you say that again? I
love that rug too, and you'll say that again.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
I love that rug, It's so nice.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (03:34):
Did you catch that there? Way back? Hey Nate, what's
up with you? Okay?
Speaker 7 (03:40):
You hear me twice a year talk about my dentist,
doctor Malick at Harmony Dental Group, best dentist ever, Diane,
my hygienis, she's the best. I will drive an hour
and a half to go get a cleaning. So apparently
he's celebrating twenty years. Congratulations, twenty years of owning a practice.
He asks me, Hey, do you want a T shirt?
And I said, yeah, I'll take you a T shirt.
You want a larger medium, I said, I'll take the medium. Well,
(04:04):
it's apparently more medium than medium because.
Speaker 8 (04:08):
Taking off his shirt, what do you do that your
this shirt looks a little small, a kid's shirt.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
It does looks like Spain. I have a problem with
my shirt.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
You stole it from your girlfriend.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Fellow gen zs No, that's not you need to take
it back and take it back at a large large. Yeah,
I don't know, maybe that's large. It's a little small. Yeah,
it really shows my muscle.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
You want?
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (04:40):
Okay, So the point of your around the room is
what my point is.
Speaker 7 (04:44):
Congratulations documents.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Yeah, he just wanted to show it.
Speaker 5 (04:50):
Danielle, what's up with you today?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Okay, So there's a CBS that put this sign up
in their bathroom, so I need to know what happened
at the CBS.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Please do not discard pickles or any pickle products in
the toilet.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
We cannot keep calling a plumber out of here three
days a week to remove a pickle clog.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Thank you, CVS Pharmacy. What the hell happened three days
a week?
Speaker 6 (05:17):
So it's a regular or an employee.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
They must have like a pickle bandit or something. I
don't understand, but that was the funniest sign. I'm like,
who the hell did that?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
And watch you do see these sometimes passive aggressive signs
up on the walls.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
Yeah, work whatever, and you.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Do stop and go Okay, why did they hatch to
post that the pickled clog at CBS in the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
This is an actual sign with someone throwing pickles in
the bowl and an official CV's pharmacy sign.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
Well, I don't guess from a free plug on our show.
It worked out
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