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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh, let's go around the room. See what's on the
minds of people in the room. This is a room
you all qualify, Gandhi, I'll start with you. Okay, what's
on your mind today?
Speaker 2 (00:08):
I implore people that are having a party with a
long table to please just put a seating chart down.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Okay, this happened yesterday, right.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It's always so confusing when you're the first people there.
Where do you sit?
Speaker 3 (00:18):
What do you do?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
And then you want to sit by certain people and
they haven't arrived yet, so then you save a seat
and then other people come to take the seat and
you feel weird about it. I just I need a
seating chart in my life.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Well, Yesterually, it was an interesting set of circumstances. But
it's Scotty. We invited his girlfriend. We're going to surprise him. Okay.
So I was sitting in the seat next to Scotty
where she was going to sit, but I needed someone
to reserve a seat for me down the table, so
when she got there, i'd have a place to sit, right,
So we reserved that seat that people came in and
sat in it. Yes, something, Okay, we'll figure this out.
(00:48):
But it turned into like a big fight, and it was.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
One of those because I'd put my purse on the
seat to save that seat, and someone picked it up
and just kept being like, who's purse is this?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Oh, who's purse is this?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
And then when I was like, it's me and I'm
in a seat, they toss it back.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Like here, take your purse.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
It's so much a mess. But see, I don't like
seating charge that drives me crazy, doesn't it you?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
No, Because I don't like the pressure of having to
pick where to sit a lot of times. Maybe we
should just do like a pull a name out of
a hat and then you go wherever you go, you go.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Howbout just show it and sit down.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
That's what we tried and it became musical.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
But there was an interesting set of circumstances though, because
we had the surprise coming in.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Something always happened.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
I needed two seats at the table you did make
to pull out the surprise.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
If you have to pull a name out of the
bucket and you sit with that next to that person,
you know what's gonna happen. You're gonna pull it out
and you're gonna make a face.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Like, no, we're going to ruin that right exactly. Froggy,
what's up with you today? You know, I had this
like weird thought last night. So it was Scotty's birthday,
and that we've got other birthdays coming up. I've got
a birthday, big birthday later this year. That when you
have your birthday that's coming up. So, like Scotty just
turned fifty, you've actually lived your fiftieth year. When you
(01:56):
turn fifty, you're starting your fifty first year.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
I was thinking and not on why for the longest.
I thought, well, when I get there, then i'll do
my fifty I'll have a big fiftieth year after. But
you're actually then starting on your fifty first year. So
when you turn whatever year you're turning, you've you've done
that year. That year is in the books. So do
all you can before you get to that birth day. Scotty,
you or in your fifty first year. No, yes, sir,
(02:19):
Yeah you are. Yeah, because if you think about it,
when you turn one, you've already lived a whole year.
So when you've turned fifty, you've been here fifty years.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Yeah, I'm gonna drop the conversation because I just realized
what year I'm in now. Thanks, for playing that up.
F're welcome. Hey, producer, Sam, what's up with you today?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Is it funny to put something in a friend's pocket
for them to find later?
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Like in general, that's fine, right, Yeah, as.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Long as it's not I legal contraband.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Okay, what if it's shellfish? Still?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Yah? What happened? What?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
I tried to stop them? I'm just letting you know
I tried.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
You know him, you put shellfish in someone's pocket.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Oh, it's hypothetical. I would never do that alone.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
What did you do?
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Sam?
Speaker 3 (02:58):
I'll kill you.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
What I might have put shellfish in someone's pocket. It's
not yours.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Elvis say to do it, and I did it.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Okay, so yesterday you took like a shrimp off the
table and put it in someone's pocket.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
It was a little lobster leg.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
The thing is, we thought you signed it immediately.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Lobster legs are not little, well, not the claw.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Originally they took an oyster what is it called shell? Yeah,
and there's Sam wiping the oyster thing off, and then
she realized that that wasn't gonna work. So then they
started taking different pieces of fish to figure out which
fish they.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Want to do Okay, whose pocket did you put that in?
Speaker 2 (03:32):
If they haven't found it yet, I feel like we
shouldn't say.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
See, that's why I felt like we should say.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Because it's been twenty four hours of shellfish somewhere? Do
they scary?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
They smell today?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Okay, let's play a game. Okay, out of everyone on
the show, who was most likely would be the target
for a shellfish piece in their pocket? Right, Scary, in
my opinion, is number one.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
He would be the most likely he would be. But
Scary didn't have a bag for.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Us to put it in.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Indeed, otherwise it would have been scary Nate, No, no, no,
everyone would so concerned.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
I love it. Who was it?
Speaker 3 (04:02):
There's not in this room have to say.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Diamond, Scott Andrew, and please check your bag. Andrews a
piece of a lobster in his bag. Yeah, I guess
you guys are jerks. He's supposed to. She says, she
does that to him because he is her friend. That's
that's her retaliation from absolutely.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Furthermore, I will never commit a crime with Sam ever again,
because there wasn't even a reason to sell us out.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Because it just now, that's the point.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Aunt is Abigail here's a guest on around the room.
We love you, Hello, Abigail, So go ahead. What's going on? Okay, Okay,
we're here for a reason. Do you know why you're here?
Speaker 2 (04:47):
No?
Speaker 1 (04:47):
I just we need for you to be more aggressive.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Okay, I want you to grow with se Yeah, and
one day, one day, I'll get there.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Someone from another show came down and jumped in front
of you and line at our show on our turn
to get a picture with the Jonahs brothers.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Did that happen?
Speaker 1 (05:03):
It just happened.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
I looked at you and I was like, you're gonna
go first, right, and you were like yes, And then
that girl did.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
It, oh oh oh before I got my my video.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Yes, please be aggressive.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
I know, I just you know, you know, you're you're
a very very you're.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Very nice, you're very sweet, but sometimes you got.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
I know, I just I I have no authority anywhere,
so I'm like.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Here on your turf, this is your show. I know
you're right, You're right. You sound like my therapist and
my mom.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
My sister.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
This note of Abby being a little timid, she waited
for probably, I mean, has it been a year yet
to ask Elvis why he's not following you on Instagram?
Speaker 1 (05:51):
No, Ava, and I discovered that recently, so your sister Ava.
So yesterday at the table, you approached me and said hey,
in front of everyone. You said, what did you say? Oh?
Speaker 5 (06:00):
I said, we we noticed that you were following Ava
on Instagram, my sister, but not me.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
And I was like, is it something that I that
I said?
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Is it something that I did?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Do you hate looking at pictures of me?
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Like I.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Find you Instagram? To me is a it's a non thing.
So so I didn't know. I didn't know, so I
immediately sent out I know you didn't know. I did
the follow back as fast as I could. No, I didn't.
Actually I wasn't actually offended my sister and never laughing
about it. Okay, but everyone's the tables.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
It was like she would like you to follow her
and unfollow Ava.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Yeah, I can lock her that hate comments. See, at
least with me, you grew a set, right, you grew
a pair whatever?
Speaker 3 (06:46):
That maybe the one she got the left.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
So come on, if anyone jumps in front of you
on line to get a photo on your turf, no,
knock them down again?
Speaker 3 (06:56):
What should I say? Like? What do you the way
your turn. I have to you can do.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
We have a line here. I've got work to do,
so hold on, Daniel, what's up with you? To So?
Speaker 3 (07:06):
I don't know does anybody in here follow Palette Princess. Okay,
this is a woman who gets unclaimed mail. She buys
unclaimed mail and she opens it up, and she has
hundreds and hundreds of packages, like a white package of
pink package, and then she'll come, okay today I'm going
to open it in this one, it's this shape, it
feels like this. I am obsessed with seeing what is
(07:28):
in these damn packages. I watched this thing. I could
sit there and just watch for hours.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
What have you seen?
Speaker 3 (07:35):
She's gotten jewelry, she's gotten clothing, She's gotten stupid stuff
like toilet stuff for the for the bathroom, like dumb stuff.
Sometimes it's just something so dumb. But I am obsessed
with it, and I am so into her opening up
these randomness.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
It's a surprise. You don't know. It could be a surprise,
it could be something or nothing.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Yes, so it's Palette Princess.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
How do we get these pallets sent to it?
Speaker 3 (07:54):
I think you can buy them. You can buy unclaim mail.
There's places to do it. Some people buy suitcases that
are left at the at the airports, no one comes,
they sell.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Start doing it. Since we don't have a lot of
prizes to give away these days are money. This is
by crap from the airport. We should after we stipped
through it first. Hey, straight night, what's up with you today?
Speaker 5 (08:15):
Okay, Froggy, I know knows all about this, gp ass, Yes,
I do you know that too, Yes, yes, I encountered
that yesterday. Leaving that fabulous lunch. There was not a
lot of room left, so I had to do some exporting.
But every step I took in discussing towards my toilet,
the urge got stronger. So as I was sitting there
(08:36):
doing my business, I looked it up. It's actually a thing.
It's called conditioning. Your sphincter has been conditioned to know
that the closer you get uh, the stronger the urge is.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Yes, if you're driving home, you really got to go.
The closer you get to home, you really have to go. Really.
Speaker 5 (08:54):
They've actually done studies, much like Pavlov's dogs, they've done
studies with people and the closer they get, the stronger
years because they're conditioned to go there.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
It's interesting, but may I make a suggestion. Can you
find a different way to tell the story. I told
that very effective, well too effectively, I mean using the
term sphincter. What is the word you use? I needed
to evacuate, expert.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
A way to say it.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Yes, I need to go to the bathroom.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
Exported. I was done importing. I had to explain. But
when you say sphincter, I get a visual and I'm
not into your sphincter. I mean, I'm sure many people
have been, but I'm not going to there to hold
on to God, my God. This room full of wise guys.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
I think Diamond felt the same thing yesterday.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Well GPR, it's GPS.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Yes, she was very very vocal about it.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
The whole room is yeah, we forget there's mics in
here and there's people listening. Anyway, I'm happier. Sphincter got oh, yeah, done.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
It's time to go around the room with Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show.