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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's time to go around the room with Elvis Duran
in the Morning show. All right, let's do it.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Let's go around the room.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
A lot of times people ask me, Elvis, how come
you don't say anything during around the room? Well, I
talk all day, you know, but I'll give you it
around the room, May I do that?
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:16):
I love doing around the room, I really do. I
mean it's like, you know, each one of you, guys,
I point to finger at you and go go. And
typically you have something interesting fascinating first to think about
or chew on for the day. And sometimes it's motivating.
Sometimes it's just fluff, which what it gets us nowhere,
(00:37):
But usually fluff takes us further than intellect, I'm assuming.
So I love around the room. That's my around the room.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
There you go, all right, all right, okay.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
So we'll start with you, Danielle. What's on your mind today?
Speaker 3 (00:48):
All right? So things I think about? If an animal
was to be rude, which animal do you think would
be the rudest? Now I have thought about this and
I figured it out.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Kat No.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
You know those damn geese that follow you around when you.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
Were like at the fight, those guys, they would be
the rude attack geese. They would attack you and they
would be nasty and they would say nasty things to
you all the time.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
I figured out, no need for you to think about it.
Speaker 6 (01:15):
I think, what what about maybe a seagull. Seagulls are
kind of rude?
Speaker 3 (01:19):
They would be rude.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
To birds are like scary as the seagull of our show.
He steals our food.
Speaker 7 (01:28):
And damn parts of it.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
So did Danielle bring us intellect or fluff?
Speaker 6 (01:32):
I thought that was a great topic, Thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
I didn't say it was bad. Yeah, I think we
can't translate what those geese are saying.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
We really.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Scary.
Speaker 7 (01:44):
What's up with you? Here's a word of advice. Don't
buy anything on the beach when people are trying to
walk up and down. Last time, I bought a fake
pair of Montclair bathing suits, which I literally found out
was from the beach. On the beach, the guy was
walking around with them when I was when I was in.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Europe, and I'm like, who's really stupid here?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Hello?
Speaker 7 (02:05):
First of all, it said a size excel and it
was a size small. And then I see the patch
was kind of glued on there, and yeah, and then
the inside of the thing said, like some random mispec.
Speaker 8 (02:16):
You, a guy with my actual Montclair was out there
selling quality good.
Speaker 7 (02:19):
Yeah, well it happened again, but this time I was smart.
Last time, I was on vacation. I was in San
Trope and we were on the beach and all of
a sudden, a guy walks by with a bunch of
la boo boos. I said, I'm not gonna buy it
because they have to be fake. My buddy said, the
box looks real, everything looks cool. I'm buying one from
my girlfriend. He took it home to his girlfriend. He
(02:40):
texted me yesterday, Hey, guess what that la boo boo
was a lafou fou So of course he.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Bought it on the beach.
Speaker 7 (02:46):
What do you expect?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
So at least you were smart this time, but your
friend was stupid. Exactly, all right, be careful who you were,
surround yourself with truth.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
All right?
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Yeah, on the beach, Vonclair not being sold. We have
a special guest on around the room. We'll get to
him in just a second. But Froggy, what's on your
mind today?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
This is definitely not intellect I just wanted to let
you guys know that my dog's food taste pretty good.
Speaker 6 (03:11):
How do you know that?
Speaker 7 (03:11):
Why do you know that?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
So anytime I feed him, I always I stir his
food because I mix a little bit of wet food
and dry food together, so I stir it with a spoon. Well,
last night I stirred it with a spoon, and I
was cooking and I went to taste something, and I
realized that I used the wrong spoon and I tasted
his dog foot. Okay, it wasn't terrible, it was not awful.
Speaker 6 (03:31):
Okay, that's good. I guess.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
I just want to let you know.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
I notice you do have a shiny coat today, exactly
the shinier gandhy. Hello, what's on your mind?
Speaker 5 (03:42):
Hello?
Speaker 8 (03:42):
I'm concerned that our buddy Andrew is colorblind and he
has no idea that he's colorblind. Well, okay, so you know,
Andrew and I spent a lot of time together outside
of work, and we've been clothing shopping, we've been furniture shopping,
and he will point at something and tell me, oh, yeah,
look at that gray fill blank is not gray, It'll
be blue, it'll be green. It's a completely different color
(04:04):
than whatever color he's describing. And he's always describing things
as brown and gray.
Speaker 9 (04:08):
And this is the man that decorated your apartments.
Speaker 6 (04:11):
He did some of it.
Speaker 8 (04:12):
But this is how That's how I figured it out
because I was like, what are you looking at that
I'm not looking at? Yeah, this is crazy. He's like, no,
absolutely not. Diamond agrees with me. She's like, no, I
think there's something off with his eyes. There's something that's
not all the way there.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
He can take the color blind test at the doctor's office.
Speaker 6 (04:25):
I don't think he wants to. I think he's scared
to find out.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Okay, you know what what's wrong other than you know, stoplights?
What's wrong with going into a life a little color blind?
I think it makes it interesting.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Hey, well there's colorblind. My first son is color blind.
Speaker 8 (04:37):
It's you know, have you seen the way Andrew dresses?
Speaker 6 (04:40):
Like, that's where we should be concerned.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Brown and different degrees of color blindness.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
Okay, yeah, And there are different glasses. You can actually
buy glasses to help you now with color blindness. And
there's a quiz you can take and it will tell
you which glasses you need because it depends on what
you see.
Speaker 6 (04:57):
We need to trick him into it somehow.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
I would like the opposite. I would like the color
blind glasses that make me colorblind, just to see what
it's like to live in that world.
Speaker 6 (05:05):
I think they have those too.
Speaker 7 (05:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
Yeah, I realized that Spencer was colorblind when he used
to think that the bark of the tree was green
and the leaves were brown.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
And I was like, what.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Okay, So here's my question. How do we know that
he's not right and we're wrong?
Speaker 6 (05:20):
We don't think. We don't know all the time.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
I mean, you're blue and my blue. I don't think
they're the same blue. There's no way to fully know. Hey, Nate,
what's up with you?
Speaker 6 (05:28):
Okay?
Speaker 9 (05:28):
I have a home maintenance task that I've been putting
off because it is, in my mind, the most unpleasant
home maintenance task in the history of home maintenance. Test Froggy,
you may know what I'm talking about. Snaking the shower grain.
I am so not looking forward to these smells and
sludge that I will.
Speaker 6 (05:49):
So when you.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Snake it, you've got this long thing that's jagged, and
you put it in there, and you twist.
Speaker 9 (05:54):
It around and hopefully grabs all the hair that's sticking
in there, not my hair. You pull it up and
there's gonna be blood attached. And I have heard that
this smell associated with this is the worst smell on
the planet.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Oh blumber man, Yeah, get a plumber.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
It's such an easy task. I feel like I could
do this myself. It's easier to make that phone call.
I don't want to, but I know I have to.
So if you've ever done this, please text fifty that
was that smell?
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Yeah, don't just text him.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
We don't.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
I don't want to text his private phone. And now
our special guest are around the room. Scottie bead.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
Naughty.
Speaker 10 (06:36):
Sorry, but mine is just stupid fluff. Also, why do
I have to get a new underwear?
Speaker 1 (06:42):
I just all right, okay, no, thanks for thanks for
being a part of.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Our I know.
Speaker 6 (06:45):
Yeah, And if I know Scott, there are a lot
of reasons you should.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Probably they fall apart. The elastic gives way, okay. And
also you look better, you feel better about what you were.
Speaker 10 (06:54):
Right. I'm just saying. Last week, my girlfriend's like, you
have a hole in your underwear? Why don't you just
get new ones? I'm like, who cares? It's under where
nobody's but.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Scotty's gonna hold the boys a little tighter. It feels nice.
They're trusting the holes.
Speaker 10 (07:06):
The holes over on the side. I don't care. I
mean a man, but if you have a hole in
your brod, you get a whole new broad Yeah.
Speaker 6 (07:15):
Well, if I'm showing it to someone else.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Nobody sees exactly. Well, you just answered your own question.
Why because someone's watching you. You you have, you have
a girlfriend, and she's keeping it on you. What's wrong
with like dressing it up a little for her.
Speaker 10 (07:27):
I'll just take them off faster next time she won't
see it.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Or maybe get your cheap ass down to the to
the coals and buy some new ones.
Speaker 6 (07:35):
Costco. Man, go to Costco, you can get no.
Speaker 10 (07:37):
One have the special ones that hold. They're called sacks.
They like hold. They hold your sacking, and it's it's
a little apartment. It's they're expensive, So I don't care
if the's a little hole in one of them.
Speaker 6 (07:48):
That much.
Speaker 10 (07:49):
Yeah, because I ride my bike a lot otherwise they
fly back and forth and it hurts.
Speaker 6 (07:52):
Yeah, and he says they hit the toilet water.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Yeah they did, they d I'll tell you underwear next
time you take a bike ride, I'll it on the
back and I'll hold your sackphes Okay, yeah, go buy
some underwear. Should we disolve venmo him some cash to yeah,
all right, Well, I'll be up. Of everyone, we want
to thank you for going around the room with us