August 26, 2025 • 7 mins
Nate drops a jaw-dropping stat on life expectancy, Sam’s neighbors think she’s odd for chatting with squirrels, Gandhi calls for better two-way communication, and Scotty B swears by phone insurance
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's time to go around the room with Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
If I was a mind reader, we wouldn't have to
do this, but I'm not. I have to ask you
what is on your mind. Let's go around the room.
I'll start with you straight and eight. What's going on
in your head?
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (00:15):
So I found this on Reddit the other day and
I really dug into this story. Did you know the
average age people would live to if people only died
from accidents and unnatural causes? Any guesses people lived to
about seventy eight years old. Do you know how long
(00:36):
you might live the average if you only died from accidents?
Speaker 5 (00:40):
Well, we're asking tell us, what is it?
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Eight thousand, nine hundred and thirty eight years average? Thinking
into account car accidents, you know, slipping and falling, fire,
you know, somebody shooting you.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Thirty eight years old, you would live.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
To see and disease too, well, you take away you know,
like any sort of like you know, cancer or anything
like that.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
If you only died from accidents, that's how long you
would live. How crazy is it? If you've never got
that's how long you would live?
Speaker 5 (01:14):
Wow, Well, what's going to kill you?
Speaker 6 (01:16):
Then?
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Accident. Accident, lightning, lightning.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
Yeah, sure, right, yeah, yeah. Does anyone want to live
eight thousand years?
Speaker 7 (01:25):
Anyone at the way the right things are going right now?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
No?
Speaker 5 (01:28):
Yeah, six thousand, Max, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Catlet off, what about you produce your sandwich on your
mind today?
Speaker 8 (01:35):
My neighbors think I'm a very strange person, and I
keep adding to that, thank you for that, Nate. So
there's been some sounds in my ceiling, hearing all these
squirrels move around, and I'm about to go into my apartment.
I steal a scirrel in the yards, so I have
to obviously have a conversation with him. I'm like, you
and your friends have to keep it down because I'm
trying to sleep.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
I'm just talking to this little squirrel.
Speaker 8 (01:56):
And I turn around and my neighbor has been silently
behind me, and she doesn't know me well enough to
make fun of me, so she was just like, hey, Sam,
I'm like nothing, just talking to the squirrel. Thank you
so much. She'll no longer be a problem. And I
want to upstairs because I was too embarrassed to address
it further. So Jessica, I promise I'm not crazy.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Yeah, say.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
Say that with confidence, you're right, Gandhi is right. Only
crazy people say I'm not crazy?
Speaker 8 (02:20):
Right, Yeah, but the squirrel and I now have an understanding,
so it was worth it.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
Cool, Okay, Gandhi, what's with you?
Speaker 7 (02:24):
I would like to please, like beg everybody, if we
are communicating, to communicate with me the way I'm communicating
with you. If I send you a text message, for
the love of God, do not voice note me back.
I'll never hear it. I will never listen to it
because in that moment I can only really text, and
I hate voicemail in general. So when you send me
back a voice note, that just feels like a task
and I'm probably not going to respond to it. I
(02:45):
currently have hundreds of messages of people voice noting me
that I just have not listened to. And I know
that now they're starting to do it where they transcribe it,
but that doesn't even ever really cover what they're saying.
Please don't voice note me unless we're both doing it.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
Thank you. That's great. I agree.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I vote for that. No more voice I don't want
to hear your voice only if I'm with you, and
I don't even want to be with you. But if
I am with you. Oh then and only then want
to hear your voice. I agree with that. I still
have people trying to leave voicemail on my phone.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
What do you do?
Speaker 6 (03:15):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
How many voicemails do you have? Though you have a
lot like backed up? Well, I think a lot of
you do I have.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
Don't even look at them. See that's seen hundred and
forty one.
Speaker 7 (03:23):
Wait how much fourteen hundred and forty one?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
I have to clear it? If it doesn't say zero,
and it's all not clear, it's.
Speaker 7 (03:29):
Mostly mine fourteen hundred from my mom?
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Just carry what's up with you today?
Speaker 3 (03:35):
I feel like I missed out.
Speaker 6 (03:37):
I never ever got to buy a boat. I'm on
to I'm now on to new things. Okay, I forget
about pools, forget about the fact I never grew up
with a swimming pool, But now with boating all I
see people on boats all the times on TikTok and Instagram.
(04:00):
I don't know these people. I don't know where they
have the money to get them. But I'm like, I
feel like I missed out on the boating life. I
feel like that's what's missing from my summer weekends. I
feel like I should be out in like like, for instance,
Point Pleasant has this place called f Cove, and I'm like,
this is where I want to be. Everyone ties up
these boats and they hang out in the drink all day.
I never had that experience.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
In my life.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
No, it don't do it.
Speaker 6 (04:22):
I'm regretful, and I'm not a hot I'm.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
Not a hot chick.
Speaker 6 (04:28):
It's like, because women get invited to boats all the time,
I am a guy.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
I don't want to know why Elvis is saying, don't do it. Well,
because I've had boats, don't do I'll never do it again.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Borrow a boat, go to someone else's boat, or go
charter a boat, for sure, boozy boy, I hope, but.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
Like I want to be invited to someone's boat.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
But because I'm a man, I'm expected to either own
one myself or you're ms.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
Ol too desperate.
Speaker 8 (04:54):
Just just charter one, as a woman who's been at
f Cove, I pay for it, you rent it, you
don't have to day.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
You're fine, You're fine. Don't own a boat.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Own a boat is a whole different, whole, different set
of circumstances.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
About it's a horse of a different car.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
And you know what else always says his two favorite
days about owning a boat, was buying the boat and
selling the boat.
Speaker 6 (05:14):
I can't afford one. I just want to be invited.
That's my goal for twenty twenty six.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
Summer twenty six.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Here I come, Wow, I want to be invited on
someone's boat.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
There you go, Danielle, what's up?
Speaker 1 (05:24):
So when I was at the airport, I went through
security and I got baby bee flagged and I'm like,
what happened? When happened? He goes, Oh, it's a random
phone check, so we need your phone. I said, okay,
So I give my phone and they wipe it whatever, whatever, Okay,
So here's my question.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
It's a random phone check.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
What if the person before me or the one after
me is the one that really has something on their phone?
Like a random phone check? To me is the it's
just stupid. Either do everybody or don't do anybody? Because
they do.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
It's just but it's weird.
Speaker 7 (05:58):
So they just mean wiped it.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
They didn't go did they know? They didn't look at
they wipe did they like? They like put the little
wand over it to like see right, and he.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
Looking for residue of some short and even the woman.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Who took it. I go, I don't understand.
Speaker 6 (06:10):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Boy?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
She just looked at me, she goes, Oh, it's just
some random thing that pops up. So sorry, I got
to take your phone like she looked at me, like, yo,
this is stupid too. Just it doesn't make any sense
to me that it could because it's if it's not me,
maybe it's the guy right behind me, but you missed
him because.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
He was You never know, but you know, in the
in the world of of you know odds, that it
does increase their odds slightly that they could find something,
but not a lot slightly.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
I guess.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Yeah, so weird.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
What's up with our special guest, Scotty b Welcome to
around the room, Scotty Bee.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
I'm so happy to be here.
Speaker 9 (06:39):
You know, if you're a parent planning on buying your
child a cell phone, I strongly urge you to take
out the insurance. It's only a couple of bucks. Most
companies offer it. Because my daughter called me hysterically crying
from another phone last weekend because she was at an
amusement park and her phone fell out of the ride
into the bottom of a lake. And it is sitting
at the bottom of a lake and asid choose its
(07:00):
right now. So thankfully I did take out the insurance
because I know she's a bit of a mess. And
instead of paying twelve hundred dollars, I only had to
pay two hundred dollars for a new phone. So take
out insurance on on phones.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
And there.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Yeah,
It's time to go around the room with Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
If I was a mind reader, we wouldn't have to
do this, but I'm not. I have to ask you
what is on your mind. Let's go around the room.
I'll start with you straight and eight. What's going on
in your head?
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (00:15):
So I found this on Reddit the other day and
I really dug into this story. Did you know the
average age people would live to if people only died
from accidents and unnatural causes? Any guesses people lived to
about seventy eight years old. Do you know how long
(00:36):
you might live the average if you only died from accidents?
Speaker 5 (00:40):
Well, we're asking tell us, what is it?
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Eight thousand, nine hundred and thirty eight years average? Thinking
into account car accidents, you know, slipping and falling, fire,
you know, somebody shooting you.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Thirty eight years old, you would live.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
To see and disease too, well, you take away you know,
like any sort of like you know, cancer or anything
like that.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
If you only died from accidents, that's how long you
would live. How crazy is it? If you've never got
that's how long you would live?
Speaker 5 (01:14):
Wow, Well, what's going to kill you?
Speaker 6 (01:16):
Then?
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Accident. Accident, lightning, lightning.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
Yeah, sure, right, yeah, yeah. Does anyone want to live
eight thousand years?
Speaker 7 (01:25):
Anyone at the way the right things are going right now?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
No?
Speaker 5 (01:28):
Yeah, six thousand, Max, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Catlet off, what about you produce your sandwich on your
mind today?
Speaker 8 (01:35):
My neighbors think I'm a very strange person, and I
keep adding to that, thank you for that, Nate. So
there's been some sounds in my ceiling, hearing all these
squirrels move around, and I'm about to go into my apartment.
I steal a scirrel in the yards, so I have
to obviously have a conversation with him. I'm like, you
and your friends have to keep it down because I'm
trying to sleep.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
I'm just talking to this little squirrel.
Speaker 8 (01:56):
And I turn around and my neighbor has been silently
behind me, and she doesn't know me well enough to
make fun of me, so she was just like, hey, Sam,
I'm like nothing, just talking to the squirrel. Thank you
so much. She'll no longer be a problem. And I
want to upstairs because I was too embarrassed to address
it further. So Jessica, I promise I'm not crazy.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Yeah, say.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
Say that with confidence, you're right, Gandhi is right. Only
crazy people say I'm not crazy?
Speaker 8 (02:20):
Right, Yeah, but the squirrel and I now have an understanding,
so it was worth it.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
Cool, Okay, Gandhi, what's with you?
Speaker 7 (02:24):
I would like to please, like beg everybody, if we
are communicating, to communicate with me the way I'm communicating
with you. If I send you a text message, for
the love of God, do not voice note me back.
I'll never hear it. I will never listen to it
because in that moment I can only really text, and
I hate voicemail in general. So when you send me
back a voice note, that just feels like a task
and I'm probably not going to respond to it. I
(02:45):
currently have hundreds of messages of people voice noting me
that I just have not listened to. And I know
that now they're starting to do it where they transcribe it,
but that doesn't even ever really cover what they're saying.
Please don't voice note me unless we're both doing it.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
Thank you. That's great. I agree.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I vote for that. No more voice I don't want
to hear your voice only if I'm with you, and
I don't even want to be with you. But if
I am with you. Oh then and only then want
to hear your voice. I agree with that. I still
have people trying to leave voicemail on my phone.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
What do you do?
Speaker 6 (03:15):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
How many voicemails do you have? Though you have a
lot like backed up? Well, I think a lot of
you do I have.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
Don't even look at them. See that's seen hundred and
forty one.
Speaker 7 (03:23):
Wait how much fourteen hundred and forty one?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
I have to clear it? If it doesn't say zero,
and it's all not clear, it's.
Speaker 7 (03:29):
Mostly mine fourteen hundred from my mom?
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Just carry what's up with you today?
Speaker 3 (03:35):
I feel like I missed out.
Speaker 6 (03:37):
I never ever got to buy a boat. I'm on
to I'm now on to new things. Okay, I forget
about pools, forget about the fact I never grew up
with a swimming pool, But now with boating all I
see people on boats all the times on TikTok and Instagram.
(04:00):
I don't know these people. I don't know where they
have the money to get them. But I'm like, I
feel like I missed out on the boating life. I
feel like that's what's missing from my summer weekends. I
feel like I should be out in like like, for instance,
Point Pleasant has this place called f Cove, and I'm like,
this is where I want to be. Everyone ties up
these boats and they hang out in the drink all day.
I never had that experience.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
In my life.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
No, it don't do it.
Speaker 6 (04:22):
I'm regretful, and I'm not a hot I'm.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
Not a hot chick.
Speaker 6 (04:28):
It's like, because women get invited to boats all the time,
I am a guy.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
I don't want to know why Elvis is saying, don't do it. Well,
because I've had boats, don't do I'll never do it again.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Borrow a boat, go to someone else's boat, or go
charter a boat, for sure, boozy boy, I hope, but.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
Like I want to be invited to someone's boat.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
But because I'm a man, I'm expected to either own
one myself or you're ms.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
Ol too desperate.
Speaker 8 (04:54):
Just just charter one, as a woman who's been at
f Cove, I pay for it, you rent it, you
don't have to day.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
You're fine, You're fine. Don't own a boat.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Own a boat is a whole different, whole, different set
of circumstances.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
About it's a horse of a different car.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
And you know what else always says his two favorite
days about owning a boat, was buying the boat and
selling the boat.
Speaker 6 (05:14):
I can't afford one. I just want to be invited.
That's my goal for twenty twenty six.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
Summer twenty six.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Here I come, Wow, I want to be invited on
someone's boat.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
There you go, Danielle, what's up?
Speaker 1 (05:24):
So when I was at the airport, I went through
security and I got baby bee flagged and I'm like,
what happened? When happened? He goes, Oh, it's a random
phone check, so we need your phone. I said, okay,
So I give my phone and they wipe it whatever, whatever, Okay,
So here's my question.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
It's a random phone check.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
What if the person before me or the one after
me is the one that really has something on their phone?
Like a random phone check? To me is the it's
just stupid. Either do everybody or don't do anybody? Because
they do.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
It's just but it's weird.
Speaker 7 (05:58):
So they just mean wiped it.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
They didn't go did they know? They didn't look at
they wipe did they like? They like put the little
wand over it to like see right, and he.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
Looking for residue of some short and even the woman.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Who took it. I go, I don't understand.
Speaker 6 (06:10):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Boy?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
She just looked at me, she goes, Oh, it's just
some random thing that pops up. So sorry, I got
to take your phone like she looked at me, like, yo,
this is stupid too. Just it doesn't make any sense
to me that it could because it's if it's not me,
maybe it's the guy right behind me, but you missed
him because.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
He was You never know, but you know, in the
in the world of of you know odds, that it
does increase their odds slightly that they could find something,
but not a lot slightly.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
I guess.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Yeah, so weird.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
What's up with our special guest, Scotty b Welcome to
around the room, Scotty Bee.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
I'm so happy to be here.
Speaker 9 (06:39):
You know, if you're a parent planning on buying your
child a cell phone, I strongly urge you to take
out the insurance. It's only a couple of bucks. Most
companies offer it. Because my daughter called me hysterically crying
from another phone last weekend because she was at an
amusement park and her phone fell out of the ride
into the bottom of a lake. And it is sitting
at the bottom of a lake and asid choose its
(07:00):
right now. So thankfully I did take out the insurance
because I know she's a bit of a mess. And
instead of paying twelve hundred dollars, I only had to
pay two hundred dollars for a new phone. So take
out insurance on on phones.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
And there.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Yeah,
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