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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's time to go around the room with Elvis Duran
in the morning show. What's on your Mind? Danielle, We'll
start with you, what's going on?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Do any of you have a certain place on your
face that crumbs or food winds up? Because mine is
the left corner of my mouth. There must be, yeah,
there must be like a little crevice there, because every
time I look in the mirror after I've eaten something,
I'm like, yeah, there it is, and nobody tells you.
So do you guys have a place like that, the
one specific place with.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
A beard on your face?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
On your beer, Yeah, No, Mine's not on my face.
My crumbs all fall on that shelf, which is my stomach.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
I got to, I got to.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
I have one tooth that always collects something. Yeah, why no,
they fixed it. That's why it does it.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
It was better when it was broken. What's up with
you today? We have the best listeners.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
You know It's been said time and time again, but
yesterday I was asking for the Nintendo switch to which
came out and sold out immediately, because I'm trying to
get it from my nephew, and a listener was listening
at that moment, she went into Target, got the last one, bought.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
It, and then texted us about it. So yesterday afternoon.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
I met up with Giselle from Closter on a shady
street in Newark to do the deal where I just
basically she gave you the Nintendo switch to and I
gave her some some Elvis Durman Morning Show apparel money,
and I gave her I Venmote heard the money. But
it's just amazing and fascinating the way she just said,
you know what, I'm gonna do this, and she went
ahead and did it and then texted me about it afterwards.
(01:39):
She said, I got you your thing, and I know
it's a self serving thing, but it's really very show
how awesome.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Our listeners are awesome. And you know I would I
would love just a month on the beach in the
Hamptons to a house. If someone could in the universe,
I'm gonna put it out there. I'm going to create it.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
We could do the show there a month, couldn't we.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
No.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I didn't invite anyone, Sorry, no, I think, okay, okay,
you're all invited up for a night. Okay, goodness around
the room to Nate. What's going on, Nate, Okay, I've
got some words of wisdom. Words of wisdom here from
pop pop you ready, yes, pop up, Live every moment,
Love every Day because before you know it, your precious
(02:21):
time slips away. I would like to take credit for that,
but no, those are the lyrics of Ario Speedwagon. And
I heard this song on the iHeart eighties channel on
the iHeartRadio app, and you're able to look up the lyrics.
I gotta say it's one of my favorite features. And yeah,
every once in a while you're listening to a song
and say, you know what that hit home? That hit home,
(02:42):
Live every moment, Love every Day because before you know it,
time slips away. You see, I loved it until you
told me it was from Ario Speedwag. That's why I
didn't want to say that first. Well you didn't. You
should have said that it come inflated my tire. It
is live every moment. Yeah, give them a little credit
here on the iHeart Radio eighties channels. So there you go.
There you go, Hey, Froggy, what's up with you today?
Speaker 6 (03:04):
Well, other than Nate, which is the obvious, does anybody
else in this room embver find themselves doing old person things.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Yeah, of course, I'm sure everything I do at this
point is an old person. So it is.
Speaker 6 (03:15):
It is Friday. On Monday, I went to Chick fil
A on the way home and grabbed I got just
a cup of ice and coke zero from Chick fil A.
I am still using that same styrofoam cup. I've washed
it out probably fifteen times. I'm still using it. I
know styrofoam is really bad for the environment, so I'm like,
I'm gonna use this cup until i can't use it anymore.
It is basically stained with the colors of the legis
(03:36):
I've had in it, but I'm still using it. I'm
gonna use it until the bottom falls out. For you,
I don't I like the cup. I don't want to
just go and get another one because I know styrofoam
is not a good thing, but I'm reusing it. I'm
washing it out right now. It's in the dishwasher. I
didn't turn the dishwasher on, but it's.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Dry the dishwasher.
Speaker 6 (03:54):
No no, no, I didn't turn it on. I washed
it and I just used the rack to dry it,
so it's drying again.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Later. All right, Well, we let us know, let us
know how long it lasts, and then when it finally
when it finally disintegrates, we'll give it a burial of
some sort.
Speaker 6 (04:09):
Fall out of it.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
All, right, Yeah, we all do old things old people.
Speaking of that video, I said to you guys that
I DMed you the video of what we used to
look like as forty year olds twenty years ago or
thirty years ago versus now. Why do we look better
now at forty or fifty or sixty than we did
back then? Their assumption was we drink more water now
and we're not doing as many bad things to our
bodies now. It is that. What do you think the
(04:31):
answer is? I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
It's that, and yeah, moisturizer. But also there's so much
stuff now that people care about. I think they didn't
care about before. Like guys used to go bald and
just have the halo. You don't really see that anymore.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Now.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
You either see hair plugs or they shave it off completely.
Women have all these extensions and so much makeup and
surgery and filler botox.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
There's a lot.
Speaker 6 (04:51):
Don't forget the salmon stuff people are doing.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
The salmon's.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Yeah, all that rhyns. We gotta hurry, I have a
nine to thirty appointment with my semologist. What's up with
You Today, Producer Sam.
Speaker 5 (05:05):
I'm trying to keep an open mind about this, but
it feels a little weird. I have a neighbor I
am very friendly with. He's a super sweet guy. We
have each other's phone number, and he called me and
he goes, I made a friend date for you. Excuse me?
Speaker 4 (05:15):
What?
Speaker 5 (05:16):
He met someone that he thinks I would like, So
he took the liberty to set us up on a
lunch date. Oh okay, No, I'm gonna do it because
he's super nice. I'm gonna try and keep an open
mind about it. But what an interesting thing to decide
to do for someone like he already put me in
the situation.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
So now I kind of feel like a jerk for
backing out.
Speaker 6 (05:35):
So I'm gonna do it.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
That's kind of a strange thing to do without asking
someone in advance, right, very Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Good, you're reporting on it on the show.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
I don't know if he listens or not.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Dude, you know, I love you.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
That's just it's just weird.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Okay, maybe they're not listening. I'm embarrassed for you. Gandhi
what's up with you?
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Okay, we always complain about people taking from us in
our desks, and I think the call is coming from
inside the house because I've noticed I bring things into
the studio, they get used, nobody replaces them on my desk.
We know that Nate was the culprit for the candy.
I'll bring napkins in every day. I have suspicions about
(06:18):
who uses all the napkins. Nobody replaces the napkins.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
I use all the She admits it. So what's going
on here? You're using your napkins.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
But the problem is I have very long nails, and
so every well the food gets stuck under my nails.
I'm constantly with the napkins under my nails. Sorry, you
just replace it. That's my Clereton running out, Nate.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
I know it's not.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
I'm just saying we need to start practicing resetting the room.
You leave it the way you found it. I don't
mind giving people all my stuff, just replace it.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
That's the rule is not leave it the way you
found it. The rule is leave it better than you
found it. I would take that. If someone's eating the
clarton every day, they should bring two in every day.
To replace them. There you go. That's it.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
That's my beef.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Next break, I went and got there of best to
you guys. I never steal things from any of you people,
do I if I've ever been caught red handed stealing
from any of you. You forget stuff, you leave stuff
that people steal. Remember the toaster on the Oh yeah, yeah,
well I got that back. Scary, I don't don't it.
Don't make me mad as scary for stealing my toaster, Robin,
I felt, I really, I felt like you were looting
(07:21):
in my office, just like, yeah, well you can the
window in stole my toaster oven sitting there. I'm like,
maybe he doesn't because the city there doesn't mean it's yours.
You can't just take things. I know. I returned it though,
and unopened, all right,