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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's time to go around the Room with Elvis Duran
in the Morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I'm so excited about around the Room segment. All right,
we're gonna start with Gandhi, Gandhy, what is on your
mind today?
Speaker 3 (00:12):
I was tested this morning and I think I kind
of failed. So on the way in, apparently Diamond found
a massive cockroach.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
That thing was huge.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
She trapped it under a glass. She waited for someone
to come in to kill it. She also called me
to tell me not to kick the glass over because
there was a cockroach under it.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
So I come in.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
I look at this thing and I was like, ooh,
that's humongous. And I actually thought about murdering a bug.
I never killed a bugs, but this thing looks like
it was, you know, right up there Kruisenperbrus, and it
should have been killed. I ended up not doing it,
and I was part of about twenty people who walked
by and were like, nah, I'm not going to kill it.
And when I tell you, Diamond was pissed off. I
don't think I've seen her that livid in a long time,
(00:49):
especially at the guy. She was really mad at you guys.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
But I didn't do anything.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
We talked to it. I don't tell about it. She
wanted you to kill it.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
I said, good morning, roach. Diamond gave me a hell,
why are you it's a cockroach? You live in New
York City. What do you expect?
Speaker 4 (01:04):
We don't do bugs like that over here in my world?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
You do this. This is the bugs world as well.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
No, and then and then all the men just walking
by like men used to go to war, you know,
and now they're walking by cockroaches.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
It's New York City. It's rats and cockroaches. What are
you gonna do If there's.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
One cockroach like that, does that mean there's like a
lot more?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Yes, So you need to clean up by your desk.
Everyone that has a desk out there, they need to
clean it up. Cockroaches are everywhere.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Honey, easily the size of my pinky.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
It was so big. Your pinky is nothing compared to
that cockroach. It was a big, juicy.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
One was discussing, and then.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Garrett came out and killed it. I'm thinking, Samantha, who
is all love of nature? She was like, I don't know,
I don't know how I feel about this.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Diamond said.
Speaker 6 (01:51):
She was trying to save it for me. I'm like, oh,
that's so sweet, Like I'm gonna adopt it, and she's like, no,
I wanted you to watch it.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Divelosing your submission here to the around the room is.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
What I failed at. Not killing a bug today.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
You didn't failure.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
I almost did it, and I hate myself for that.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
I get get We get in trouble from Diamond because
we didn't go to war with a cockroall. Yeah, guys,
this place is insane. Producer sandwich on your mind today.
Speaker 6 (02:15):
Yesterday I had the biggest close to the microphone. I
had the biggest slice of humble pie I've had in
a long time.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Homo pie, Homo.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
Pietil you try.
Speaker 7 (02:23):
So.
Speaker 6 (02:24):
I used to do regularly this really hot yoga class
that's referred to as twenty six and two and it's
done for ninety minutes and one hundred and five to
one hundred and ten degrees. I haven't done this in
literally ten years. Under those circumstances, I brought Andrew along.
I'm like, let's try. He and I sat for maybe
two thirds of the class. I was there like I'm
going to pass out.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
I'm going to fain.
Speaker 6 (02:43):
Andrew's like I'm.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Gonna throw up. I have to leave.
Speaker 6 (02:45):
It was so embarrassing because I used to do it
all the time, and I just thought I could walk
right back into it again.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
It was awful. I am just I am so humbled.
That is such a crazy, hard practice. But thanks for coming, Andrew. Sorry,
I almost murdered you.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
One hundred and five to one hundred and ten degrees
and humidity.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
No, don't do that.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
How was I ever that crazy?
Speaker 8 (03:05):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Humbled pie? Oh god, I'm just kidding it. Sorry, that
a big room you survived. Hey's scary? What's up?
Speaker 5 (03:12):
So when having dinner with friends, especially four or more,
there's nothing like a round table. Always ask for the
round table because it really breeds the best socialization and conversation.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Everyone could see each other.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
So when you're in parties of six, eight or ten,
go for the ask for the round table at the restaurant.
I guarantee you you'll have a better time. That's my
round room for today.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
I like that. Thank you. It's very yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
Yeah, helps the listeners beneficial.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Yeah, I'm thinking about it. The round tables are fagos.
It is so very King Arthur, of you, King Arthur
at the round table.
Speaker 9 (03:49):
Yeah, nights at the round table exactly.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
How about you, Danielle, what's on your mind today?
Speaker 9 (03:56):
All right, So, yesterday I was talking about our baby raccoon, Roger,
that we rescued, and I posted an update on him.
But we did get him over to the rehab center
for the raccoons. A couple of people were asking me,
and he's fine, He's doing great. They said that because
it's late in the season for raccoons to actually be born,
(04:16):
it's kind of a late litter. He's going to be
staying at the rehab through the winter. They're going to
take very good care of him. They're going to give
us updates on him, and then eventually they said they'll
probably release him. But there's one other raccoon that's there
right now that they're holding onto and they're hoping maybe
those two bond because it's kind of better to have
two together than one by themselves. And we'll see what happens.
(04:38):
But we're gonna get updates.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
So I'm so excited. We're gonna see him as he grows,
which is so cute.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Yeah, just bring ring photos so we can post this.
I love that. I love that we've all fallen in
love with Roger the Raccoon. Yes, Scotty Bee, did we
do you? Wait? No, where Scotty Bee? Where's the scotty
Bee button? No there is, I'm here, Hi, Scotty Manta.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
So my daughter Cooper's always showing me the stupid hacks
on tikto and I'm always like, these are bs. It
doesn't work. And she showed me one the other day
and I actually tried it and it worked. If you
go to a supermarket that has the shopping carts that
are chained up, and you got to put a quarter
in them, and you don't have a quarter, take a
key off your key ring, and if you stick the
key the back of the key into a little quarter slot,
(05:17):
the chain will release. Tried it and it works. Yeah,
you don't have a quarter. Some who is no one
has changed anymore.
Speaker 9 (05:25):
But then it isn't illegal that you shouldn't be doing that.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
To steal shopping stealing.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
You get your quarter back anyway. You don't pay for it.
It's just that you need to put a quarter in
to get the cart. Is a deposit. Yes, I want to.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Step away from a bomb. Everything he says is just bummish.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Well, I mean I used to go collect those carts
and put them back in the chains and take all
the quarters.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Yeah, sheep ass, I was working there. They didn't even
know it. Well, thank you. You're a bad example for
Josh by the way, who's coming up in a few minutes.
But this is around the room. Now we go to Froggy, Foggy,
what's up?
Speaker 8 (05:57):
Yeah, I'm really dreading today, So it's gonna be another
day here and Acton Villa feels like over one hundred
and fifteen. And I talked about this earlier. My dog
loves to go for walks, and I realized that as
a grown man, I'm going to sit around today in
reason with a freaking cocker spaniel for eight hours about
why he can't go on a walk, and then take
him later today. And that's what my life has become.
I have to reason with this animal because I don't
want to disappoint him. I want to let him know
(06:19):
why he can't do what he wants to do, that
it's in his best interest.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
But well, I don't know if he's gonna understand your English,
but you know, just if you give him extra attention
and love inside in the archive meaning I wish.
Speaker 8 (06:32):
You could hear me talking to him, Buddy, you just
can't go. Daddy loves me, Daddy wants you to.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
We do that. We're also so stupid. We're also guilty. Like, Okay,
daddy's leaving. I'll be back in one hour. Now, you
keep the door locked. Okay, he really knows. He's got
a dog watch. He knows he sends his little dog watch.
I tell him they feel the love when we talk
to him like that. So just do that with him
all day today. He'll be Okay, I will. And now
it's time coach to boy Josh. As a guest, this
(06:57):
is an honor. You should consider this an honor. I
am honored to be a I guess at the round table,
but I'm also pissed off. Here we go.
Speaker 7 (07:07):
What's up coaster, Ohio? And not to make light of
anything that happened yesterday. No one in my family texted
me to see if I was okay yesterday, and I'm like,
what the hell? Like a courtesy text, like I'm still living?
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Do you care?
Speaker 7 (07:23):
And then I was like on the trails, like does
that say more about me that they don't even care
if I'm existing or not?
Speaker 2 (07:30):
So yeah, oh god, this is a terrible one the room.
I did not not to rub it in, but I
did receive some calls from people, you know in the
Can you stop pushing? Don't sorry?
Speaker 7 (07:48):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Okay, I got a better one. I got a better one.
Speaker 7 (07:55):
What else you got? As you know, I just learned this.
If you're trying to, like swat a fly in your room,
your apartment or whatever, if you just spray it with water,
it can't fly anymore, and then it becomes a ground
game and you can just kill the fly, all right,
You like that right to that?
Speaker 3 (08:20):
If you approach them, you should approach thee with something
white because they can see the other callers, but they
can't see the white coming out.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Scary? Are you busy? Oh my god, that's awesome. I
think both of your submissions were fine. When when there
is a tragedy like what happened here in New York
City yesterday, in another city and a friend of mine
lives there, I will I will call it. The other
day when there was there was a shooting at University
(08:47):
of New Mexico and my best friend, her daughter is
gonna go there, I called my I called her is
everyone okay, you know? And we thank you. Yeah, it's okay. Well,
but the fact, the fact that your family didn't get
fly and flip about you, it's.
Speaker 8 (09:01):
Like, whoa.
Speaker 7 (09:01):
You know. My dad texted me, He's like, what bro
do you live in? I was like, Brooklyn.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
He's like, okay, that was it? Okay.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Well, I was on the phone with my father when
the news broke, and he was like, oh my god,
are you okay?
Speaker 4 (09:19):
I'm talking to you right now.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
You know what that means. They love you. That means
you love you. And I get it. I get it.
You know it. It's the roll of the dice in
this city. You know, that's the price we pay in
which is just tragic. It's it's awful. It's awful, especially
knowing that we lost a cop. Oh god, I know.
But you know what, we will continue to live our
lives in New York City. And there you go. And
(09:43):
I think you did very very well on both of
your submissions.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Of energy to all of them. Can he do more?
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Maybe once a week if you're in I don't know,
if you're you come in at this time, everything, I
don't know.
Speaker 7 (09:59):
I don't know what that's supposed to mean.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Well, I don't know. Sometimes you're later than others. It's okay.
Close to boy Josh, everyone