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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's time to go around the room with Elvis Duran
in the morning show the room.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
She puts on the minds of everyone in the room.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
By the way, Gandhi and Gardian and I were the
only two are the only two laughing at what Nate
just put in the group text.
Speaker 4 (00:16):
So it's so funny to me.
Speaker 5 (00:17):
I'm running a freaking daycare here like people. No, you
guys are fun other people that aren't normally part of things.
I let know because we have this little group chat
going and I'm like, hey, guys, this is what's going right.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Nobody reads it.
Speaker 6 (00:34):
Here?
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Okay, he says, He says, we're three minutes away from
doing an around the room. If you're doing around the room,
I'm not sending you engraved invitations.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
We are starting now.
Speaker 7 (00:50):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
I don't have a PA system. I have a text
message chat. Okay, we're all here now, Okay.
Speaker 8 (00:57):
I like that.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
I like that type of communication. I'm into it. Keep
people on their toes.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Don't settle for any type of slacking.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
I got a lot of stuff. I know you're a
busy You're the busiest man in showbiz.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
You have to back out to that restaurant you're talking
about the other day and pick up that guy. Shut
up you've got in your mind elsewere all right, let's go
around the room. We're all here, we are abiding by
your request. I will start with gandhi, gandhi, what's on
your mind today?
Speaker 9 (01:21):
Okay, we say this all the time, but I want
to say it again. If you are waiting for the
moment to be perfect to do something, stop waiting.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
You'll wait forever. I know it's a small.
Speaker 9 (01:29):
Thing, but I've been thinking about redoing my apartment for
a very long time, and I've kind of been just
dragging my feet on it. I finally got it together,
did it, and it has made all the difference in
the world. I enjoy walking into it so much. I'm like,
this is it, and I'm mad at myself for not
having done it sooner.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
So don't wait. You could die.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Get it done and get it done whatever it does. Look,
I'm the.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
World's worst procrastinator. Why put off today what you can
put off tomorrow? So I'm with you, But once you
get it done, you're like, Okay, why did I wait?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
So scary? What's up with you today?
Speaker 8 (02:01):
You know, if you're gonna leave a one star review
for somebody or a business, think twice before you do it.
You could you're you're ruining someone's livelihood. You know, people
get damaged in their Google ratings and they go down
and then people stop going there and then they close
down their business.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
That's why we have one to five stars.
Speaker 8 (02:20):
Okay, So if something is not to your liking, don't
go from five stars to one star.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
It is so much.
Speaker 8 (02:27):
If they totally suck and warrant it on every level,
make it one star.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
But notice a sliding scale.
Speaker 8 (02:32):
So maybe you take a star away from them and
you make it four stars because of some disruption. But
all the times I go to the one star reviews
on anything Google or Yelp, I always see the reason
why they give it one star, and it's something that
is so trite and unimportant that I'm like, that could
have been four stars instead of one.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
But people are extremists.
Speaker 8 (02:54):
And by the way, yelpers are the worst kind of
review people out there.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
They got chips on their shoulder, yelps. Yelp has the
worst the worst humans.
Speaker 8 (03:04):
Why do you think that is they have a grudge
that they have an axe to grind.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
They've got a grudge. The questions why them? Why them?
Speaker 8 (03:13):
Because the community that formed that, that of people that
follow the Yelp app are just a bunch of angry
a holes.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Specifically people who who write.
Speaker 8 (03:22):
Awful Yelp reviews the place quicker than anybody else Google reviews.
I respect, Yes, okay, I'll read a review versus from
name yelps.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
This is our show on Yelp. Oh no, well apparently
we do.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
This person says some of the most loud and obnoxious
people ever. That lady that constantly laughs ha ha is
so extra annoying and fake.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
I stopped listening. I stopped listening. Her name is Danielle.
That sucks.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
I'm gonna listen to someone another show over these clowns
any day.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Wow, they gave us two stars.
Speaker 8 (03:57):
Basically, Yelp people have the angry Karens in that community.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Specifically, if they didn't like our show because of you,
but maybe they like the rest of us, maybe it
could have given us a four stars at least.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Oh my gosh, sorry.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Guys, we don't want them listening anyway. Screw them? What gandhi?
Speaker 9 (04:18):
Can I just say in all of this scary is
also the worst type of person because he lives and
dies by these reviews, right, he doesn't ever leave them,
so he just can't counsel on everyone else doing the
heavy lifting form. And he never reviews places, even if
he loves them, he doesn't go and review them.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
So I say, what the hell s gears, I'm switching.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Also, wait, he also eliminates a lot of great places
because they didn't give enough stars in his opinions.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Exactly.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
I don't rely on these stars that much anymore because
I know there's many ways to manipulate that rating system,
you know, So okay, anyway, So I do what you
were saying, a lot of people do rely businesses do
rely on these ratings. And if you just start slicing
and dison without giving it true thought and being, you know,
more accurate.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Then you're putting people out of business.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Maybe Scotty b our special guest today, what's on your
mind today?
Speaker 6 (05:05):
You know this is somewhat related to skeries. We all
use open table to make reservations, right, yes, I mean
I don't know if everybody knows or not, but every
time you make a reservation, you get points and they
build up. And I just got a fifty dollars Amazon
gift card just for making dinner reservation night.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (05:22):
So I think a lot of people make the reservation
don't realize. You accumulate points, and sometimes there's bonus points
you can do, like thousand dollar reservations. If you go
early like me, if you like to eat it four
thirty in the afternoon for dinner, you get thousands. You
get a thousand points for reservation, and it doesn't take
that minute to get free stuff.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
All right, open table, doing out, Go on there, check
your points. Hey, Froggy, what's up? I had to do
something that it didn't feel great.
Speaker 10 (05:44):
But my dad has been having trouble with his sprinkler
system and so it's not an app, and he's been
messing it up on the app.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
I took the app off of his phone.
Speaker 10 (05:52):
I put it onto my phone and I said, from
now on, when you want your sprinkler's run, you call
me and I'll set them and turn them on.
Speaker 5 (05:59):
Sweet.
Speaker 10 (06:00):
I haven't broken one time since then. I don't know
what he was doing, but yeah, I fixed the problem.
I took it away from him. I felt bad. He's like,
I can't find the app now, I'm just I said,
just text you when you want them to ron, I'll
turn him on.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Oh I love that. I wish we could break into
people's water system apps just turn on turn sprinklers without
the nose. Oh that's this need for power. Hey, Danielle,
what's up with you?
Speaker 11 (06:21):
So you know I have two two cats, Fred and Diggy. Right,
and so Fred every morning three forty five, he wakes
me up no matter what.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
He knows.
Speaker 11 (06:30):
He's getting his medicine because he has some lung issues.
And he knows that he gets a little snack because
I don't like to give him meds on an empty stomach.
So Dicky comes along for the ride. She's like, well,
if he's got a snack, I'm gonna snack do right.
But she waits till you invite her in. It's so crazy.
Fred follows me into the bathroom and Diggy sits by
the door. I close the door, give Fred his medicine,
(06:53):
give him a snack, and then when I open the
door again, Diggy will come in.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
It's the weirdest thing.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
It's like a vampire.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
She waits to suck my soul out.
Speaker 11 (07:02):
She's like waiting for me to say, okay, Mama, come on,
you can come in now and then she comes in.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
It's so crazy. I call them Papa and Mama and
then they come in.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
It's the cutest thing.
Speaker 11 (07:12):
But like, I never met a cat that waits for
permission or Hi, what the hell?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
She's very Polite's polite cat?
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Cats? Yeah, they're not polite. What you did?
Speaker 4 (07:24):
That seem like they're waiting to curse you out?
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Yeah, because you're saying, what's up with you?
Speaker 4 (07:29):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (07:29):
So when I moved, my husband and I treated ourselves
to a smart bed and one of the cool things
I thought about that was there's an app that tells
you how well you slept.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
It tracks your sleeping.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Well.
Speaker 7 (07:39):
Now I'm afraid of my own home because I was
going through the dates and it has tracked a two
hour sleep on a day that none of us were home.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Oh is there.
Speaker 7 (07:51):
A ghost in my bed? I'm just going through it
and I'm like, oh, we slept so poorly on Nope,
neither of us were there. Or do I have a
ghost and Savanah was not home alone.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Not only do you have a ghost, you have a
ghost that isn't sleeping well. Yeah, keep tracking that.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Wow, that's funny. That is great and Finally, Nate, you
know what. We love you.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Thank you for getting us all together every day for
this little round the Room segment.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
What is on your mind? Shitt it?
Speaker 5 (08:17):
Okay, it's all happened to us. I guarantee everybody in
this room has had this happen. The mystery cut. You
either look at your hand or your leg and like,
where's this blood coming from. I got home the other
day and I look at my leg and it looked
somebody had stabbed me with a dagger and I got
a blood. I'm like, I don't even remember this happening.
(08:39):
So yeah, So then I just had to get the
what is it hydrogen PEROXI had to get the blood
out of my pants, and I'm like, oh my god.
You know, every once in a while it just happens,
and I'm like, how does this happen?
Speaker 2 (08:47):
It doesn't helpe it do? I have no nerve endies
in that part of what the hell happened? I don't know.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
So anyway, it's all happened to us. A journal happened again.
Just be wary of that mystery cut and where you're
putting the blood. All right, we love you, Nate.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
By the way, here's another YELP review. I love the
Elvis Dran Morning Show. I find it very entertaining. The
cast is very funny and energetic. The show makes my
morning more enjoyable every day.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Hey, I hope to hear that