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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's time to go around the room with Elvis Duran
in the Morning show. Let's go around the room. I
want to see what's on your mind. And then we
got some sound with Garrett Proof that Scary did flatulate.
Oh wow, right on top of me. Flatulence, pure clapping flatulence. Nope,
we'll start with you, Scary.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
What's on your mind today? Now I know what it
feels like to be a dog. My girlfriend's friend literally
was wearing a sex leash to the third Alvenue Festival
in Bay Ridge on Sunday, and we were all there
hanging out and they're like, come on, Scary, try it
on for size.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Come on. And it does like a metal like leash
and a chain.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
So they're like, I'm like, okay, So just for funzies,
I put it around my neck and then my girlfriend
like put it up really tight and she started pulling
me with it, and I'm like, oh.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
My god, is this what our animals deal with every night?
This is this is crazy. Well, most you gotta keep
in mind dogs are usually trained to walk on a
leash better than being pulled around. Secondly, they're also at
ankle level near the ground. And you weren't you weren't.
There's so now I no know. Maybe you're on your
way to feeling like a dog, but you're You've got
more work to do.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Okay, I'm just saying I kind of got what it
felt like wearing this sexy shit.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Did you hump someone randomly?
Speaker 4 (01:13):
No?
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Had a fire hidrant?
Speaker 5 (01:15):
Though?
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Did you sniff crotches? See? I think it gives you
license to do that and get away with you? All right, Danielle,
what's up with you? I would like to apologize to
Scottie's dog, Sawyer because I wanted to play and Sawyer
wanted to sleep in the other room, and I'm like,
come on, Sawyer, play with me, wake up.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
Wake up.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
It's like, really, lady, God, I really just want to sleep.
But now I look like Sawyer.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
I'm wearing all black today and I am head to
toe in soy.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
And I'm good. He's a part of you.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
I like that taking him home with me to a
Sawyer sweater.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Seriously, I gotta be honest, I never ever feel guilty
about waking my dogs up. What about you, guys? I
mean no, they they got plenty of time to sleep.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
You know.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
They love loving from you, no matter what. They would
rather you wake them up and give them love than not,
so you did. He's very cuddly. Hey, what's up, Froggy.
Speaker 5 (02:05):
I made a really embarrassing mistake yesterday. I was on
the phone with a, uh, somebody I work with out
of Nashville, and I'm talking to him, and I was
looking at something on my phone from Lisa at the
time while I was talking to this person, and I
really wasn't paying attention, and it was time to hang up,
and so we were saying goodbye, and I said all right,
and I was remember I'm looking at something from Lisa,
and I said, all right, love you talk to you later.
(02:27):
And I hung up and I called him back, like, dude,
you did not hear that, he goes. I was wondering
why you said that. My mind was my mind was
somewhere else. And then I was trying to say goodbye
to him, and I'm like, dude, this is my mind's
in seventy two different directions. But yeah, i'd be called
back and apologize.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
That's it. The break can only take so much. And
you did, okay.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I mean.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
It was like, nah, you do you do? Maybe deep
down you do? Hey, Gandhi what's up with you today?
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Okay? So I know I talked about Jane Goodol yesterday
because she was one of my favorite people we lost
on Wednesday, and she just had so many quotes out there,
and I found one that I wanted to share with everybody. Okay, says,
whatever you do or don't do makes a difference, and
you have to decide what kind of difference you want
to make. And it really made me think about that,
because whether you choose to recycle or you don't choose
(03:16):
to recycle, you are making an impact one way or another.
So you might feel like doing nothing doesn't do anything,
but in fact it does. So just make conscious choices
about your actions when you're making them doing them.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
I should say, the more I read about her, and
I've been studying Jane good All for years, the more
I read about her that I still learn from this
most incredible, incredible force. What a wonderful woman. She's one
of those people who, even though her body has passed away,
she will live forever. Pretty cool for sure, and I
totally get why so many people re enamored with her. Danielle,
what's up or you? I'm having them having a froggy moment.
(03:52):
I love you, producer, Sam, what's up with you? To all?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Right?
Speaker 4 (03:56):
There was a divide in my friend group yesterday, and
I just want y'all's opinion. I know we talked about
this on air a while ago. My friend woke up
furious at her husband because he did something really messed.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Up in her dream, and she came.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
She came to the friend group and she's like, I'm
allowed to be really pissed about the things he did
in my dream, right, And my response was, I really
want to back you on this. I want to And.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Then it caused a little bit of a fight.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
I put up a poll and fifty two percent of
people on Instagram said, Yes, you can be mad at
your significant other for a dream. Okay, Gandhi is on
my side.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
No, she's not. Say you're not on her side for that.
That's silly.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
No, you can't be mad at somebody for what they
did in your dream. That was your brain attacking you.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
I agree. The masses don't agree. Oh, I thought you
said that Gandhi was on that side of saying you
can be mad at No, No, she's on my side.
I said that to her.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
I really want to validate your feelings. It's my favorite hobby.
But I can't do that on this. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Real though, Mackham for one second and then you have no,
do not do that. No, no, no, that's not reality.
No dude.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
I mean, it feels nice that they care that your
feelings were hurt, but that's like I feel like the
extent of it, Like if I had a really bad
dream about William, like you did this, he's like, Oh,
that's stinks. I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (05:05):
Then I'm that's good.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
That's enough. Don't be mad at them.