October 8, 2025 • 6 mins
Gandhi shares a powerful meme, Skeery vents about getting kicked out of Zara, Sam wonders who had the wildest celebrity demands, Nate drops a sausage joke, Danielle gets lost in her 2,000+ phone notes, and Scotty B teaches us about $10,000 bills. Plus, special guest Lee Schrager roasts the room and compliments Elvis’s look.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's time to go around the room with Elvis Duran
in the Morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Let's do it. Let's go around the room. I mean
we're in a room. Let's go around the room. Uh gandhi. Yeah,
I'll start with you. What's going on?
Speaker 3 (00:11):
I saw meme recently and it really struck a chord.
I wanted to share it with all of you. It
says there's no version of you that you can present
that will protect you from criticism. So just do the stuff.
And I want everyone to remember that. Stop trying to
impress everybody. Stop worrying about it. If people are gonna
give you crap about it, just do the stuff. Because
no matter what you do, someone's gonna have some craft
to say.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
You'll just say, don't be someone else. They're already taken,
they are. Just be you.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Just be you.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
It's okay, scary. What's up?
Speaker 5 (00:37):
I walked into a clothing store that closed at eight pm,
and I walked in at seven forty five.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Oh you're that guy, and hold on at seven fifty
five pm.
Speaker 5 (00:45):
Do I have a right to go to try on
the two articles of clothing in the dressing room and
make it to the register, Because they pretty much told
me to drop the clothes that I had in my hand,
and it's closing time, and I say, shame on.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
This, this company to be what's the name of it, Zara?
Speaker 5 (01:04):
And I said, well, wait a second, don't you want
to put through these extra two pairs.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Of jeans that I may be buying. I mean, if
they fit, I'm going not commissioned and our special guest host.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
So I literally, if they were commissioned, they would have stayed.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
No, but the store owners would love to know that
maybe I would follow through and buy the jeans.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Give me the two minutes.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
Nope, sorry, sir at seven fifty five were closing in
five minutes, and I literally put the stuff down. I'm like, okay,
and that was the end of that. They lost the
potential sale that they would have had from me. But
isn't that disgusting that they did that? Scar, shouldn't you
be locking the door from the outside.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Everything going on in the world today is not being
able to buy like underwear from Zara at the bottom.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Of the list.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
I'm just saying, I mean, honestly, look what's happening to us.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
We're falling apart and you're worried about.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Thank you Lee here to deflate everyone, Okay, perfect, everyone
wants to be honest. They should take enough pride in
what they do for a living to take the pride
to keep the Georges.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
People and especially no I'm saying, you know how much
pride can they take in that summer.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
More Producer Sam say something that Lee can just beat
the hell out of.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Go oh my god.
Speaker 6 (02:29):
So you guys don't have to say who it is,
but do you remember having a guest that had like
a ridiculous list of requirements for when they came in
to be interviewed, Because I'm reading Frank Sinatra's list right now.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
It's crazy.
Speaker 6 (02:40):
First of all, there's real There's thirty seven items real
pork and beef to make meatballs to meatball, two egg
salad sandwiches, two chicken salad sandwiches, twelve rolls of assorted
life savers, twelve other rolls of cherry life savers, three.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Cans of Campbell's chicken and rice soup. There's thirty seven
items on this. I just think it's nuts.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
Have we had anyone crazy?
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Even if you don't want to say.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Lopez was close, Yeah, she was not that nuts. Okay,
I just find this so fascinating. I mean, if anyone
can do it, it's Frank Sinatra was so Frank Sinatra
can pull it off straight and eight, what's up? Got
a joke for you?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Lee?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
You especially, why is sausage bad for you? Why sausage
bad for you? Because it brings out the worst in people?
This guy, oh the worst.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Les moved on to Danielle. Yeah, okay, Lee's argument is
not all sausage is worse you. You're not a funny man.
He totally poop it all over your parade. All right, Danielle,
please say something that's not going to offend our guest.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
Does anybody else not delete their notes in their phone?
Speaker 2 (03:53):
I have two thousand and fifty one. No, yeah, got
more than that.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
And I'm going down there and I'm going, what the
hell of these even mean? Like they're one event?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
What does that mean? Poppy?
Speaker 5 (04:03):
What does it mean?
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Mystique?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
What does it mean?
Speaker 2 (04:06):
I have no idea. I'm going to start, and then
you remember what I know? That is your graffiti on
your wall. You keep it there forever, not even knowing
what it means. Okay, I'll just keep it. This is
no it meant something at.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
One time one time, Scotty me just ahead of our
special guest, Lee Schweger, co host of the show.
Speaker 7 (04:24):
According to him, okay, well, so the other day, you
know how crazy I am with two dollar bills. So
I had a bunch of young girls flip out over
some two dollar bills that I gave them a couple
of days ago.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
So, like you're at a strip club.
Speaker 7 (04:39):
Anyway, So you know, I'm a big fan of currency,
so I like strange currency, and I'm going to give
you what did you know? So until nineteen forty five,
did you know that there were five hundred dollar bills,
one thousand dollar bills, ten thousand dollar bills, and one
hundred thousand dollar bills? Here was that until nineteen forty five?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Lisha know you were there?
Speaker 7 (04:57):
Yeah, so that the really big ones were only for
bank transfers. But I mean you could get up to
a ten thousand dollars bill in your pocket.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Do you do you know who was only one hundred
thousand dollars bill?
Speaker 7 (05:07):
Yeah, because I just researched it.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Wilson Wilson, Woodrow Wilson.
Speaker 7 (05:11):
You know who was on the tent on the ten thousand,
Some guy named Salomon Chase. He was Lincoln's the Chase
Chase Bank, he was Lincoln Secretary of the Treasury.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Yeah, there you go, started to Chase Bank. They owned
my house. There you go.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
And now our special guest Lee close to the microphone.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
What are we talking about?
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Nothing here makes sense? You know, we were talking about
whatever you want to talk about. That's it's your time
to say, Oh, you know, I noticed this today. I
want to share it with you.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
I know I'm not supposed to get political, but political,
I don't know. I have nothing to say something commentary
on all of it, I say when everyone else had
something to say. But now no, I I think I'm
leaving here. And it's not something I often compliment on.
(05:59):
But Elvis, his looks really good today, and I want
I want, you know, the I want to know who
that designer is in a few years when I'm old
enough to wear things about that.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Lee just saw Scottie do his world famous banana.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Swallow out of respect to his children. I didn't film it.
I'll send video
It's time to go around the room with Elvis Duran
in the Morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Let's do it. Let's go around the room. I mean
we're in a room. Let's go around the room. Uh gandhi. Yeah,
I'll start with you. What's going on?
Speaker 3 (00:11):
I saw meme recently and it really struck a chord.
I wanted to share it with all of you. It
says there's no version of you that you can present
that will protect you from criticism. So just do the stuff.
And I want everyone to remember that. Stop trying to
impress everybody. Stop worrying about it. If people are gonna
give you crap about it, just do the stuff. Because
no matter what you do, someone's gonna have some craft
to say.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
You'll just say, don't be someone else. They're already taken,
they are. Just be you.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Just be you.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
It's okay, scary. What's up?
Speaker 5 (00:37):
I walked into a clothing store that closed at eight pm,
and I walked in at seven forty five.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Oh you're that guy, and hold on at seven fifty
five pm.
Speaker 5 (00:45):
Do I have a right to go to try on
the two articles of clothing in the dressing room and
make it to the register, Because they pretty much told
me to drop the clothes that I had in my hand,
and it's closing time, and I say, shame on.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
This, this company to be what's the name of it, Zara?
Speaker 5 (01:04):
And I said, well, wait a second, don't you want
to put through these extra two pairs.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Of jeans that I may be buying. I mean, if
they fit, I'm going not commissioned and our special guest host.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
So I literally, if they were commissioned, they would have stayed.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
No, but the store owners would love to know that
maybe I would follow through and buy the jeans.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Give me the two minutes.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
Nope, sorry, sir at seven fifty five were closing in
five minutes, and I literally put the stuff down. I'm like, okay,
and that was the end of that. They lost the
potential sale that they would have had from me. But
isn't that disgusting that they did that? Scar, shouldn't you
be locking the door from the outside.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Everything going on in the world today is not being
able to buy like underwear from Zara at the bottom.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Of the list.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
I'm just saying, I mean, honestly, look what's happening to us.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
We're falling apart and you're worried about.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Thank you Lee here to deflate everyone, Okay, perfect, everyone
wants to be honest. They should take enough pride in
what they do for a living to take the pride
to keep the Georges.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
People and especially no I'm saying, you know how much
pride can they take in that summer.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
More Producer Sam say something that Lee can just beat
the hell out of.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Go oh my god.
Speaker 6 (02:29):
So you guys don't have to say who it is,
but do you remember having a guest that had like
a ridiculous list of requirements for when they came in
to be interviewed, Because I'm reading Frank Sinatra's list right now.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
It's crazy.
Speaker 6 (02:40):
First of all, there's real There's thirty seven items real
pork and beef to make meatballs to meatball, two egg
salad sandwiches, two chicken salad sandwiches, twelve rolls of assorted
life savers, twelve other rolls of cherry life savers, three.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Cans of Campbell's chicken and rice soup. There's thirty seven
items on this. I just think it's nuts.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
Have we had anyone crazy?
Speaker 4 (03:02):
Even if you don't want to say.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Lopez was close, Yeah, she was not that nuts. Okay,
I just find this so fascinating. I mean, if anyone
can do it, it's Frank Sinatra was so Frank Sinatra
can pull it off straight and eight, what's up? Got
a joke for you?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Lee?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
You especially, why is sausage bad for you? Why sausage
bad for you? Because it brings out the worst in people?
This guy, oh the worst.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Les moved on to Danielle. Yeah, okay, Lee's argument is
not all sausage is worse you. You're not a funny man.
He totally poop it all over your parade. All right, Danielle,
please say something that's not going to offend our guest.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
Does anybody else not delete their notes in their phone?
Speaker 2 (03:53):
I have two thousand and fifty one. No, yeah, got
more than that.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
And I'm going down there and I'm going, what the
hell of these even mean? Like they're one event?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
What does that mean? Poppy?
Speaker 5 (04:03):
What does it mean?
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Mystique?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
What does it mean?
Speaker 2 (04:06):
I have no idea. I'm going to start, and then
you remember what I know? That is your graffiti on
your wall. You keep it there forever, not even knowing
what it means. Okay, I'll just keep it. This is
no it meant something at.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
One time one time, Scotty me just ahead of our
special guest, Lee Schweger, co host of the show.
Speaker 7 (04:24):
According to him, okay, well, so the other day, you
know how crazy I am with two dollar bills. So
I had a bunch of young girls flip out over
some two dollar bills that I gave them a couple
of days ago.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
So, like you're at a strip club.
Speaker 7 (04:39):
Anyway, So you know, I'm a big fan of currency,
so I like strange currency, and I'm going to give
you what did you know? So until nineteen forty five,
did you know that there were five hundred dollar bills,
one thousand dollar bills, ten thousand dollar bills, and one
hundred thousand dollar bills? Here was that until nineteen forty five?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Lisha know you were there?
Speaker 7 (04:57):
Yeah, so that the really big ones were only for
bank transfers. But I mean you could get up to
a ten thousand dollars bill in your pocket.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Do you do you know who was only one hundred
thousand dollars bill?
Speaker 7 (05:07):
Yeah, because I just researched it.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Wilson Wilson, Woodrow Wilson.
Speaker 7 (05:11):
You know who was on the tent on the ten thousand,
Some guy named Salomon Chase. He was Lincoln's the Chase
Chase Bank, he was Lincoln Secretary of the Treasury.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Yeah, there you go, started to Chase Bank. They owned
my house. There you go.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
And now our special guest Lee close to the microphone.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
What are we talking about?
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Nothing here makes sense? You know, we were talking about
whatever you want to talk about. That's it's your time
to say, Oh, you know, I noticed this today. I
want to share it with you.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
I know I'm not supposed to get political, but political,
I don't know. I have nothing to say something commentary
on all of it, I say when everyone else had
something to say. But now no, I I think I'm
leaving here. And it's not something I often compliment on.
(05:59):
But Elvis, his looks really good today, and I want
I want, you know, the I want to know who
that designer is in a few years when I'm old
enough to wear things about that.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Lee just saw Scottie do his world famous banana.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Swallow out of respect to his children. I didn't film it.
I'll send video
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