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August 22, 2024 6 mins
Gandhi almost got sick seeing her own blood, Skeery is planning his excursions for his trip to Ocho Rios, Froggy is using coffee filters as plates, Nate's mom made hamburger helper without the hamburger ... an Sam got walked in on at the doctor's office.

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's time to go around the room with Elvis Duran
in the Morning show.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Let's get around the room. What's on the minds of
those in the room. We'll start. Are you Gandhi? We're
you thinking about?

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Well?

Speaker 4 (00:11):
I realized that I do things here that I take
into my everyday life that I just cannot do that with.
So I was at the doctor the other day and
they were drawing my blood and I don't love it,
I don't hate it. I just look away and I
don't pay attention. But I turned back and I looked
when they removed the cotton ball and there was blood,
and it sort of like ran down my arm and
I did the fake puke that we do in here
all the time, where I was like, they thought I

(00:32):
was about to vomit.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Everywhere they're like, no, no, oh my god, are you kidding?

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Are you gonna pass out?

Speaker 3 (00:36):
Water?

Speaker 2 (00:36):
I do that fake puke would get even in trouble.
Eventually they got.

Speaker 4 (00:40):
Me, you cannot fake puke at the doctor. They take
it seriously. However, I did think in my head it
was gross. You just can't do that other places.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Only you know who hates blood is Scotty beat.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
Oh yeah, Scotty actually will keep a things.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Scotty, you sell your blood. I don't do well at
those places, the blood taking places. I always tell them
right off the bat.

Speaker 5 (00:59):
I'm like, I'm such a baby and I'm gonna cry
and probably pass.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Out the blood. I love how you call them the
blood taking places.

Speaker 5 (01:04):
Is it? What's it called the lobotomy? What do you
call it?

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Flabottom flatam yea lobotomie which you need one?

Speaker 5 (01:12):
Scary?

Speaker 2 (01:12):
What's on your mind today? What's up?

Speaker 6 (01:13):
I just want to shout out to the team at Sandals.
I'm going to Dun's River in Osho, Rios. I know
Gandhi's been there, and I'm getting more excited by the
day because they just sent me a swag bag of
fun things like the Jamaica Blue Mountain coffee, rum cake
from Tortuga and all these things that I'm gonna I'm
learning about and I will be doing my research before
I get there. I also hear that even though you

(01:35):
know I'm not an active guy the river, I can still.

Speaker 5 (01:38):
Go into the duns River.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Everyone goes into the falls, So I am going to
go in the falls.

Speaker 6 (01:42):
And I hear that it's something that activity everyone, even
I can.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
You're gonna love it.

Speaker 5 (01:47):
You love it.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
I'm so excited.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Go home and eat your rum cake. You get ready,
let's help you training for the falls. Hey, Froggy, what's.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Up with you today?

Speaker 7 (01:56):
So you know, Danielle was here on Jacksonville on Monday,
and Danielle got to see how we do it kind
of slummy here in Jacksonville in the building. So I
noticed that when Danielle was here, we did not have cups,
and we did not have silverware, and we did not
have plates. So I went and inquired about it. They said,
instead of plates, just use a coffee filter.

Speaker 5 (02:15):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Yeah, that's an instances very bootlegg.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
He asked them to buy plates.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
They said, use a coffee filter.

Speaker 7 (02:20):
Yeah, how's that gonna work out for it?

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Did it work?

Speaker 3 (02:23):
No?

Speaker 5 (02:23):
It doesn't know.

Speaker 7 (02:24):
No, if you have anything that's got any type of
moisture and the coffee filter that soaks it all up,
number one and it makes a big mess. No, it's
a bad idea. So Danielle said, probably just go buy
your own plates and keep them in your office.

Speaker 5 (02:35):
So that's what I'm gonna do.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
It works. What's the problem, You're crazy?

Speaker 5 (02:39):
I find it.

Speaker 7 (02:40):
I did find a Dixie cup to use as a
cup today, but it was like the mouthwashed little bathroom
size god.

Speaker 5 (02:46):
Okay, so my parents were making dinner last night. I go,
what's for dinner? My mom goes, hamburger helper, But your
dad forgot to get the hamburger.

Speaker 7 (02:54):
Well, then what are you eating?

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Well she all y had was helper, She had the helper,
She got to taste just fine by itself, which was also,
you guys are not paying.

Speaker 5 (03:02):
Attention to.

Speaker 7 (03:04):
What you're saying.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
We're wanting scary eat on the zoom camera.

Speaker 6 (03:10):
Never mind.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Oh okay, so okay, hamburger. Sorry, it's funny as help,
but I come to me later. No, no, okay, so
hamburger helper, but you don't have hamburger.

Speaker 5 (03:21):
Un listening the whole parents. My parents made it. They
forgot the hamburger, so they just made it. They made
the helper part, and my mom goes with tasting just
fine by itself, which was a line from vacation with
the you guess never mind you screwbyo what it was
from your vacation with Chevy Chase cousin Eddie, He goes,
I don't know why they call stuff hamburger helper taste

(03:42):
just fine by itself.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
I don't remember that line. I gotta be honest with you.
I don't meatless. Monday is a great day to forget
the hamburger for your hamburger help.

Speaker 4 (03:49):
I go back to watching Scary Steel.

Speaker 7 (03:52):
Scary is gonna do this around the room tomorrow, so
you'll get it again.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Hey, producer Sam, what's going on?

Speaker 3 (03:58):
Can someone explain this particular kind of embarrassment to me? So?
I was at the doctor's office recently and I had
to put on you know, they say, d robe and
put on that little gown. So I'm putting on the
gown and someone walks in and I'm still putting the
gown on. So I go and they go, oh my god,
I'm so sucked, and they close the door and leave.
I'm like, oh god, that was mortifying. Anyway, come on in,

(04:19):
my pants are off now, like they're about to get
all up in my grill. Why would I get reflexively
so empairs.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
Because because they're supposed to knock before they come in. Yep,
that's how that works.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
I was just like, you know, you're about to get
to know me as well as almost anyone else on
the planet. I probably shouldn't have been that nervous when
you just came on in.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
But but yeah, but they were in veryant. They were
very invasive after that.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
But you're invasive.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Okay, you weren't ready for it to start that, by
the way, the lemon herb chicken.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
Oh yeah, that sunds good.

Speaker 6 (04:52):
By the way, when are you taking your trip to
Sandals on Wednesday through Labor Day?

Speaker 2 (04:57):
By the way, they are partners of ours and we
love them very much. Yes we do. There you go now?
And why are you all asked? Hurt? Back here?

Speaker 4 (05:04):
I'm not hurt.

Speaker 5 (05:05):
I just got so discombobulated.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Nobody was paying attention to me. Wait a minute, Wait
a minute.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
There have been probably a hundred times that Danielle will
be doing her Danielle report, and you, Nate and Elvis
also are over here messing around, laughing.

Speaker 5 (05:19):
You said a hundred times. This was the first time.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
So used to it, Sack.

Speaker 5 (05:24):
It can't keep going.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
Do you know what it's like doing what I do
every day in this room with you monkeys? Seriously, it's impossible.

Speaker 4 (05:31):
I imagine it's glorious.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
It's not that it's not so when you complain about
us doing that, watching Scary eating like a like a
squirrel with nuts.

Speaker 5 (05:40):
I know why you flip that. In all fairness, you all.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Got to eat an hour ago, and I was busy.
I know that's my chance.

Speaker 4 (05:48):
No, we accidentally got our food early.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
But daniel was not.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
I was not communicating. Probably, I said, Danielle, look at
Scary on the zoom camera while he's eating.

Speaker 5 (05:56):
Couldn't understand what he was trying to tell me.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
Once you saw it, it was hilarious. It's like you're Scary.

Speaker 5 (06:03):
Oh there, there you go.

Speaker 4 (06:05):
Because every time you take a bite, you lean into
the camera, so it was an extra special It was fabulous.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
Anyway, I'm sorry if I upset you during your hamburger.
Helper's story.

Speaker 5 (06:16):
Makes a great meal. It does.

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