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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's time to go around the room with Elvis Duran
in the morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Into the Uh, let's go around the room. I'm gonna
start with Gandhi today. Gandhi, what's on your mind?
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Well, it's Wednesday, so that means I have a new
episode of my podcast out Sauce on the side. Wherever
you get your podcasts, please come listen. We'd appreciate it.
Diamond is very upset at someone and you will hear
why all that podcast?
Speaker 4 (00:20):
Someone on our show?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Uh No, it was a guest who was in the
building over the weekend who insulted her.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
What yes, Oh, I can't wait to hear. Oh yeah,
I what to tease.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
But I wanted to say, don't pay attention to trends
that are permanent. Do things for yourself, not because it's cool.
Because we've all seen the BBL right, yeah, it's dangerous.
It has changed people's bodies dramatically. And now gen Z
is calling the BBL body the AUNTI body, and I
think it's so funny because the body basically, if you
(00:52):
have that coke bottle figure that was created on a table,
now you are old enough to be an auntie. Because
people are not doing that anymore. Boy, So just think
about it before you go and do things that are permanent.
You know a lot of people in the nineties early
two thousands pluck the crap out of their eyebrows. They
never came back.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Oh my gosh, I saw a picture of myself with
those eyebrows.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
Thank gosh, mine came back. Who let me walk around
like that?
Speaker 4 (01:12):
We wanted to say something, but you're going to a face.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
I really wanted a Brazilian butt lift for Christmas, and
now you're kind of talking.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
To me out of it.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
You're gonna be an unk. Don't do it?
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Fine, Fine, it's so funny.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
You know why I can't do it because they don't
have Kirkland diapers that would fit me.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Ah, if only they did, that would change everything.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
All right, thank you for your around the Room new submission, Danielle.
What's up with you today?
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:35):
So this time of year, there's certain things that I
look forward to, and one of them is Russell Stover's
marshmallow Santa's. I don't know if you've had them, but
they usually come in just like a pack of one.
I don't know if you can buy a pack more
than one, but CBS has them, like just laying there
in the Christmas aisle.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
I think. I guess Walmart might have them. I don't know.
Target I think has them.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
And all it is is like it's either shape like
a bed or a sanna, and it's chocolate. You can
get dark chocolate or milk chocolate, and inside is marshmallow.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
It's like, oh god, you know what. I can taste
it while you're talking about it.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
My gosh.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
It is my favorite favorite thing to snack. And I
always have to get one when I go to CBS
every time because I.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Love it so much, because they're right there about the
cash redchis Hey, Froggy, what's up with you today?
Speaker 6 (02:21):
So I know this logic is probably not going to
make a lot of sense to you guys, but it
made perfect sense to me. Over the weekend, Caden and I,
my son, we put Christmas lights on our house and
so I got him to help me, and he's like, Dad,
why don't I get on the ladder? Since I'm younger
and I'm probably had better balance and I haven't had
three head injuries, so why don't I get on the ladder?
And I said, no, I'm getting on the ladder because
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if I fall off, I have less life ahead of
me left to live than he does.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Yes, this is your logic.
Speaker 6 (02:49):
Yes, so I said, if one of us gets on
this ladder, because it is a little rickety, it's not
the best ladder in the world. If one of us
falls off this ladder, I would rather be me than him.
He's only twenty two. He's had a lot of life left.
I don't.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
But why why are you even using a ladder that's
about to kill someone? This is this is the point
of the story. Get rid of that ladder today, because
that's the ladder we had.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Oh God, I knew, one man, no logic whatsoever.
Speaker 6 (03:14):
I've tried to buy a ladder, gud who They ain't cheap.
I just it worked. We got there with the ladder.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Well, your life insurance will pay for the new ladder.
It's okay, correct, God, exactly. So that's my logic. He
has more life to live than I do, so I'll
do the dangerous thing. Well, you predicted at the end,
at the beginning of this that we would not understand
your logic, and you're correct.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
We don't have talking. Hey, scary, what's that with you today?
Speaker 7 (03:34):
Well?
Speaker 8 (03:34):
I don't know if this works or not, but TikTok
taught me a new way to cure a headache.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Or maybe it's an old one. This is a remedy.
Speaker 8 (03:42):
What you do is you you take an ice cube
and you put it between your thumb and your index
finger for three seconds, just hold it there, and apparently
your headache miraculously goes away.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
If that works for my headache, it'd be great.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Well, I haven't watched it, tried it. I have not
had a head try.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
That's not what they tell I don't think it's for
every headache. Maybe certain headaches.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Scary Scary believes every single thing he sees on TikTok.
Speaker 6 (04:07):
So if you disagree with it, you're wrong. You just
pinch a piece of ice in your head goes away.
Speaker 8 (04:11):
They see if you put hold it between your thumb
and your index finger for a few seconds, your headache.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Who I don't know, you know, you know that it
kind of goes to It goes sort of to the
acupuncture theory. There are different pressure points on your body
that I mean, I don't know what I'm talking about,
but obviously TikTok doesn't either.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
So we're good, scary, scary.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
I want you to teach something from TikTok everything every day.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
All right, straight and eight? What's up with you?
Speaker 9 (04:37):
Santa Con is an annual bar crawl here in Yes
and I think I'm gonna do it for the first
time in about ye. Don't do it, Gandhi, You're gonna vomit.
Gandhi just inspired me because a lot of people dress
up for this. They dress up as Santa or characters
from Christmas movies. She mentioned old Man Marley from Home Alone.
I think I could pull it off with my beard.
(04:59):
I got a lot of gray in it. All I
do is press up as an old man and drag
around a shovel. Dam instant holiday classic, please okay.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
As you know, every year when they do Santa Con
here in New York City, it's a problem and people
there are fights. Santa clauses get in the middle of
the street and brawl. So you're going to add a
shovel to the mix.
Speaker 9 (05:21):
And you know what, I think I'm going to be
the standout star of any of those people's dann yeah,
until they knock you out.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Uh yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
A bunch of vomiting santas. You know, A lot of
people during Santa Con. They don't come out of their apartments.
They don't want to get near these people. It's crazy.
I did it one year and that was only a
year and needed to do that. Uh, producer SAand what's up?
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (05:40):
Sometimes, no matter what time it is, sleep is not
the most important thing. So last night William climbs into
bed with me at like midnight. I'm like, where the
hell were you?
Speaker 4 (05:49):
After I went to bed.
Speaker 7 (05:50):
Friends of his from a different area were visiting and
they text him and he went to a bar on
a school night and go and went and hung out
with them. And I am so proud of him because
usually he always probably oritize to sleep.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
He's that guy. Yeah the best time.
Speaker 7 (06:02):
So you know what, if you're tired, but people that
mean something to you or doing something, go do the
thing with the people, make the memories.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Sleep later, that's the thing. Like we say, there'll be
time to sleep when you're dead. Yeah, so go out
and play. I love that. I love that fairy. Sometimes
I mean, if you do it several nights in a row,
it kind of wears.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
Yeah, it's true.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
He was acting drunk.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
I'm like, you drink he's like no, I'm just happy.
God he's weird. He's a weird one, right, I love it.