June 2, 2021 • 16 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Firm Show. It is a fifteen minute morning show podcast.
There's Froggy and there's Scotty B and they're scary, and
there's Danielle and producer Sam and part of her hair
(00:23):
fits the frame. There it is, and there's a straighten
Aid and Gandhi and Garrett and Rody Friday. Friday here
we are, so yes, yes. On yesterday's podcast, we were
all very nicely nice, and we all complimented each other
on things that we appreciated about each other. Today it's
(00:44):
intervention day. Yes. Well, well no, no, it's it's constructive
criticism day. Okay, And you must start each piece of
information with the words as your friend. This was this
was straight Nate's idea. We'll start with straight Nate. You
(01:05):
go right ahead. Okay, where do I even begin? Um? Alright? Uh,
let's start with uh you have one, so start with
that one? Just one? Yeah, he was ready to us.
(01:26):
I'll tell you what, no, no no, no, you know we
can make this a two day part, two part. So
you just mowed through everyone year in a second. So
let me let me No, no, you can't leave, because
I have mine to do well two years later and
then okay, I'm gonna start. I'll just do Froggy kiss.
Why where do you have to go? What do you
have to do this? So we have to get collar
(01:46):
one here in a second, Scotty, someone else is where's diamond?
Do you want everybody in here? No? No, she's gonna hear.
I'll do it in a second. So, as your friend,
you really have to stop dressing like you're going golfing
(02:07):
every day. I'm wearing a I'm wearing a T shirt, jackass.
You get kicked off the course for that. Try Do
you have your golf shorts on? I just yeah, actually,
hold on, these are ripped curl surf shorts. Oh wow,
I've ever not worn golf shorts? Is that fire? One
(02:29):
word or two? As your friend, get it right? I
thought you were going to say something to me about
wearing my hat backwards. That's exactly what I already did that. Remember, yeah,
it obviously didn't more. All right, you get to choose
who's next. Maybe Froggy's next, because you just tried to
rip him one. Okay, well what is scary? Go next me?
(02:53):
Well know, okay, well this is the worst show, am
I supposed am I supposed to just lay into somebody. Yeah,
they constructive criticism as a friend though as an intervention
as a friend, Oh my god, jeez, where do I go?
I don't want people to get pissed at me. I'm
gonna get mad they. I don't want to go in
(03:16):
on broad I don't know, you'll find someone else scary
always zones on broad. I don't want to bother anybody.
But okay, Brody, if anybody wants yes as a friend,
(03:37):
you know you do. You do pretty well for yourself. Yeah,
I mean, you have a great job, your family, and
you really should clean up that background at that thing
for fourteen months. If you're listening to this podcast, you're
not seeing what we're seeing. It just looks like you're
(03:59):
broadcasting from like a giant junk drawer or something. And
I've done with that. But like Froggy got the brick wall,
Elvis has a nice little step in repat. Even Brody
joined joined the action and with Scotty B's background looks great.
All the cereals nice and neat, and I can't talk
about the rest of us were in the studio, but
but you know, maybe a little pipe and drape or
(04:20):
something I don't know. As a friend, I'm just saying,
because you know, you are what you get to display, right,
That's what they always say. You are what you displaying
back into the universe and the energy. You know. I
think Daniel is about the middle finger. I'm just feeling it.
I'm trying to figure out how I can blur my background.
(04:41):
You need to choose the next as your friends. The
next one is Elvis uh Nate. Yeah, as your friend,
you do come across as someone on the air that
you're not, as you're nowhere near as toxic. Off the air.
(05:03):
You come across as a mean, old asshole on the air.
Something you do you sell like an old man, and
you're like bitch and moan about the trash cans and
about the garden, about the sewer, and and when you're
off the air, you're so sweet and so nice, but
you so feet As your friend, I'm thinking that you're
portraying something on air to the masses that isn't the
(05:24):
real you. Isn't that interesting? No, I think you are
more interesting off the air than on You're just a
fucking asshole on the air. I think you're multidimensional, but
when you're on the air, you're you're just like you
played as an old old madman. You don't like to
hear me bitch about this stuff going on in my life.
(05:46):
I'm just telling you you can do it all you want.
But then that's what people think. You are right as
your friend, just like you take take that and do
with it as you wish. I'm appreciating this. I just
kind of wish you had done this off thea. You're
a game nate who chooses the next person gandhi go
(06:10):
oh okay, I have a few, but I'll just narrow
it down to one. Do them all. We got time,
Sam as your friend. Yes, if I didn't know better
and I saw you walking down the street with that hair,
I would try to trap it and keep it in
my house and raise it. Oh you know what, I'll
give you that today. You're correct. Your hair just came
(06:38):
out looking for last year's nuts everything sort of when
you turned to the side, I was like, oh, there's
a raccoon in the studio. Someone get it. And then
it was Sam um scary as your friend. Yes, I
really appreciate that you pick me up and give me
a ride into the studio. When I'm there, but you're
driving is psychotic, and I think you're gonna kill us
(06:59):
all I've I would tell you that as a friend.
Red lights are not a suggestion. Red lights are a statement.
You're supposed to stop it that five o'clock in the morning.
I'm shittiest driver over to no. You know what the
best part about scary is as he's approaching the light
(07:22):
and it's like clearly read from far away. I hope
you like, fuck it, there's no one around. I'm gonna
take it. Saving electricity at that hour of the morning
and just shutting off the traffic. Lights should be on
these mechanical thing that that actually they go down into
the ground in the overnight, and then when it's like
(07:42):
six am, the wonderbout when somebody's coming from the other
direction in the overnight. Cars still collide in the overnight.
Just feel like a sun when the sun's out. Cars
certain intersections need to just shut it down. I mean,
and I like how you act. How the reason is
you want us to go green. That's the real reason.
That's the problem. You live in green. Shut your traffic.
(08:04):
His catchphrase is eff it. So every time he's about
to break the law. He goes catchphrase, I'm gonna do it. Okay,
I'll just call the cop I'm scary Jones. Yeah, that
should work. I'm gonna go for Sam since Sam was
part of this Sam Sam in her squirrel, Scottie b
(08:26):
my squirrel has something to say to you as a friend,
as a friend, a dear friend, I don't think you
should be allowed to eat any food between the hours
of six am and ten am, because everything you put
in your mouth you eat like you're mad at it,
like it owes you money, and you're right in front
of the camera and it's a mixture of like, like
(08:48):
uncomfortable and prolonged. I swear to god, you sucked the
logo off whatever rapper you are eating. Are you talking
about my nut butter Bar from yesterday? And you're not.
Butter Bar was a bad offender. But you just eat
all kinds of food like you're putting on a show
for a bunch of people who aren't Scotty. You may
not know this, but Scotty will pick up something to
eat and you'll you'll blow it and you'll like dust
(09:08):
it off, you don't eat it and snow it. Sniffet.
The only thing he eats in a great way is
the banana. His teeth never touched the banana. He just
swallows it right down his deep. He looks you in
the eye and does it slowly. It's all right, I
get sam. You have to pick a person. Oh okay,
well yeah, let's carry it down the line. Scotty B
(09:30):
it's your turn. Okay, scary. As a friend who also
has to edit all your ship, did you record? Are
you ever able to do anything like in one take? Ever?
Like I just recorded. I just had to do a
fifteen second thing for Duncan for him and it literally
(09:50):
was fifty seven seconds for fifteen seconds. He's uh. If
you get uh like, dude, you gotta calm down, very
hyper when you're and they're going and your thoughts are
all over the place. It's crazy because when I'm in
my own apartment and I'm doing these types of tracks,
it is one take. It's very quick, you know, But
I figured here I get I get stuck here all
(10:18):
day doing your Ship's not me, not just me, it's
mostly you. Well, and as your friend, Scotty, I want
to thank you for for doing my editing, because it's
tied up there with with scary. Scary is bad. I
mean mine, O mind's bad too, But scary is is
bad because he just fumbles. Mine's bad because I get
(10:40):
mad at the copy and that's poorly written. Who's is
the worst? Scotty? Who Who's the worst? On um? Scaries
edits are a little harder because he doesn't pick up
in the right spot. Elvis has are easier to do,
but there's more of them, so I don't know. I
guess it's about even. I know, but I read a
few times more copy than But I like when you yell.
That's my favorite part, yelling at the people who don't
(11:01):
know how to write commercials. Oh yeah, that makes me
all right. Oh um, next, I'm gonna pick a Garrett, okay,
because I know you're going to say something about me. Yeah,
it's funny you say that, my friends. Let's go back
to yesterday real quick, when I was calling myself a
dick um, you pretty much was like you were very
(11:22):
like real about it, like saying at least you said it.
And I'm pretty sure the day before I asked you
for a link to buy your candle, so as a friend,
I bought your candle. But yet you still agreed with
me being a dick, So that's your friend. You are, well,
I mean, you can go to Serial Killer's PC dot
com and not be a dick like Garrett. Nice. I
(11:45):
brought the candle, so that doesn't make me. I'd like
to point out that Garrett bought merchandise from the Brooken
Boys merch store without anyone asking him to. So sweet
and a couple of others. True, Garrett went to Brooklyn
Boys dot Big Cartel dot com. And it's not a
dick online, Scotty, I'm not buying your candle because I
(12:06):
don't want my house to smell like fucking fruit loops. Well,
it is as a friend, alright, the first time stuff
to go right, Yeah, And Daniel's tell us as a friend,
el us. As a friend, you can't come back to
the studio because your apartment near the studio is in
disrepair and needs work, Elvis, as your friend, you have
(12:30):
too many places to live in. Humans should not have
that many options. You can't have options where you don't
have to go to the place you actually live. But
I don't have that option. It's not it's not that
option is not an option because because you're not living there,
if you were living there, it wouldn't be in disrepair. No, necessarily,
(12:51):
but thank you as a friend. I appreciate friend. Are
you saying I have too many places to live? But
but it's not an option. I can't live there because
you have other places? No, I can't live there because
it's it's it's it's not you know. Only people like
straight Nate can live there because he's that's true. Yeah,
that's your friend. Do you need to go fund me
page to help with your other? Yes? What are you
(13:17):
doing to that poor kill? Oh my gosh, she wants
to come up in the computer again. All right, Brody,
you got a chance? Is it? Danielleell uh froggy? As
your friend, I think if you stopped begging for it
with your wife, you'd get it a little bit more.
Constantly asking for it and you know, you know, you know,
(13:41):
saying inappropriate things. I think she'd give it to you
a little bit more. I don't even want an hour
your wife. You want a part of I don't want
right now? Wouldn't take it? Yeah, you gotta play hard
(14:03):
to get showed up in Scotty studio. Who is that
is that? Andrew's Andrew? He's been everywhere. He's got a
nice sun tan. Going as your friend, maybe you should
come to work the fuck? Andrew respond as your friends scary,
(14:25):
and then we're paying as your friend. Okay, your friend
and plug your child. I didn't already said as your friend, scary,
you're a dick. I think we could all say it. Yeah,
your friend scary. I didn't get to go yet. Yes,
(14:46):
off frog. Oh as your friend, Yeah, you should cut
the douce. Not sorry, I will give you a hundred dollars.
I will venito you a hundred dollars right now. If
you go get a par of scissors and you cut
that off his head. Don't do that. That's assault. Don't
(15:10):
you know that? For Hamilton's when it comes back on
the stage as a friend, as a friend part, get
the part. I accept that. Froggy, You're welcome. You guys
are awful. I like it. Are we done? Yeah? We're
over today? So we put it extra this week. Oh
we're all so over. So question, however, you were met
(15:33):
with your as your friend? Uh statement or any change
is going to happen? Nope, No, probably not. I don't
want it anymore. Don't said anything to me. I feel
so perfect right now, it's amazing. Can we all do
one against Gandhi right now? Huh? I think Brodie skirted
(15:54):
through too. Yeah, we'll get you right down here. We'll
see you later. Bye bye, as your friend, we gotta go.
The fifteen minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Firm Show. It is a fifteen minute morning show podcast.
There's Froggy and there's Scotty B and they're scary, and
there's Danielle and producer Sam and part of her hair
(00:23):
fits the frame. There it is, and there's a straighten
Aid and Gandhi and Garrett and Rody Friday. Friday here
we are, so yes, yes. On yesterday's podcast, we were
all very nicely nice, and we all complimented each other
on things that we appreciated about each other. Today it's
(00:44):
intervention day. Yes. Well, well no, no, it's it's constructive
criticism day. Okay, And you must start each piece of
information with the words as your friend. This was this
was straight Nate's idea. We'll start with straight Nate. You
(01:05):
go right ahead. Okay, where do I even begin? Um? Alright? Uh,
let's start with uh you have one, so start with
that one? Just one? Yeah, he was ready to us.
(01:26):
I'll tell you what, no, no no, no, you know we
can make this a two day part, two part. So
you just mowed through everyone year in a second. So
let me let me No, no, you can't leave, because
I have mine to do well two years later and
then okay, I'm gonna start. I'll just do Froggy kiss.
Why where do you have to go? What do you
have to do this? So we have to get collar
(01:46):
one here in a second, Scotty, someone else is where's diamond?
Do you want everybody in here? No? No, she's gonna hear.
I'll do it in a second. So, as your friend,
you really have to stop dressing like you're going golfing
(02:07):
every day. I'm wearing a I'm wearing a T shirt, jackass.
You get kicked off the course for that. Try Do
you have your golf shorts on? I just yeah, actually,
hold on, these are ripped curl surf shorts. Oh wow,
I've ever not worn golf shorts? Is that fire? One
(02:29):
word or two? As your friend, get it right? I
thought you were going to say something to me about
wearing my hat backwards. That's exactly what I already did that. Remember, yeah,
it obviously didn't more. All right, you get to choose
who's next. Maybe Froggy's next, because you just tried to
rip him one. Okay, well what is scary? Go next me?
(02:53):
Well know, okay, well this is the worst show, am
I supposed am I supposed to just lay into somebody. Yeah,
they constructive criticism as a friend though as an intervention
as a friend, Oh my god, jeez, where do I go?
I don't want people to get pissed at me. I'm
gonna get mad they. I don't want to go in
(03:16):
on broad I don't know, you'll find someone else scary
always zones on broad. I don't want to bother anybody.
But okay, Brody, if anybody wants yes as a friend,
(03:37):
you know you do. You do pretty well for yourself. Yeah,
I mean, you have a great job, your family, and
you really should clean up that background at that thing
for fourteen months. If you're listening to this podcast, you're
not seeing what we're seeing. It just looks like you're
(03:59):
broadcasting from like a giant junk drawer or something. And
I've done with that. But like Froggy got the brick wall,
Elvis has a nice little step in repat. Even Brody
joined joined the action and with Scotty B's background looks great.
All the cereals nice and neat, and I can't talk
about the rest of us were in the studio, but
but you know, maybe a little pipe and drape or
(04:20):
something I don't know. As a friend, I'm just saying,
because you know, you are what you get to display, right,
That's what they always say. You are what you displaying
back into the universe and the energy. You know. I
think Daniel is about the middle finger. I'm just feeling it.
I'm trying to figure out how I can blur my background.
(04:41):
You need to choose the next as your friends. The
next one is Elvis uh Nate. Yeah, as your friend,
you do come across as someone on the air that
you're not, as you're nowhere near as toxic. Off the air.
(05:03):
You come across as a mean, old asshole on the air.
Something you do you sell like an old man, and
you're like bitch and moan about the trash cans and
about the garden, about the sewer, and and when you're
off the air, you're so sweet and so nice, but
you so feet As your friend, I'm thinking that you're
portraying something on air to the masses that isn't the
(05:24):
real you. Isn't that interesting? No, I think you are
more interesting off the air than on You're just a
fucking asshole on the air. I think you're multidimensional, but
when you're on the air, you're you're just like you
played as an old old madman. You don't like to
hear me bitch about this stuff going on in my life.
(05:46):
I'm just telling you you can do it all you want.
But then that's what people think. You are right as
your friend, just like you take take that and do
with it as you wish. I'm appreciating this. I just
kind of wish you had done this off thea. You're
a game nate who chooses the next person gandhi go
(06:10):
oh okay, I have a few, but I'll just narrow
it down to one. Do them all. We got time,
Sam as your friend. Yes, if I didn't know better
and I saw you walking down the street with that hair,
I would try to trap it and keep it in
my house and raise it. Oh you know what, I'll
give you that today. You're correct. Your hair just came
(06:38):
out looking for last year's nuts everything sort of when
you turned to the side, I was like, oh, there's
a raccoon in the studio. Someone get it. And then
it was Sam um scary as your friend. Yes, I
really appreciate that you pick me up and give me
a ride into the studio. When I'm there, but you're
driving is psychotic, and I think you're gonna kill us
(06:59):
all I've I would tell you that as a friend.
Red lights are not a suggestion. Red lights are a statement.
You're supposed to stop it that five o'clock in the morning.
I'm shittiest driver over to no. You know what the
best part about scary is as he's approaching the light
(07:22):
and it's like clearly read from far away. I hope
you like, fuck it, there's no one around. I'm gonna
take it. Saving electricity at that hour of the morning
and just shutting off the traffic. Lights should be on
these mechanical thing that that actually they go down into
the ground in the overnight, and then when it's like
(07:42):
six am, the wonderbout when somebody's coming from the other
direction in the overnight. Cars still collide in the overnight.
Just feel like a sun when the sun's out. Cars
certain intersections need to just shut it down. I mean,
and I like how you act. How the reason is
you want us to go green. That's the real reason.
That's the problem. You live in green. Shut your traffic.
(08:04):
His catchphrase is eff it. So every time he's about
to break the law. He goes catchphrase, I'm gonna do it. Okay,
I'll just call the cop I'm scary Jones. Yeah, that
should work. I'm gonna go for Sam since Sam was
part of this Sam Sam in her squirrel, Scottie b
(08:26):
my squirrel has something to say to you as a friend,
as a friend, a dear friend, I don't think you
should be allowed to eat any food between the hours
of six am and ten am, because everything you put
in your mouth you eat like you're mad at it,
like it owes you money, and you're right in front
of the camera and it's a mixture of like, like
(08:48):
uncomfortable and prolonged. I swear to god, you sucked the
logo off whatever rapper you are eating. Are you talking
about my nut butter Bar from yesterday? And you're not.
Butter Bar was a bad offender. But you just eat
all kinds of food like you're putting on a show
for a bunch of people who aren't Scotty. You may
not know this, but Scotty will pick up something to
eat and you'll you'll blow it and you'll like dust
(09:08):
it off, you don't eat it and snow it. Sniffet.
The only thing he eats in a great way is
the banana. His teeth never touched the banana. He just
swallows it right down his deep. He looks you in
the eye and does it slowly. It's all right, I
get sam. You have to pick a person. Oh okay,
well yeah, let's carry it down the line. Scotty B
(09:30):
it's your turn. Okay, scary. As a friend who also
has to edit all your ship, did you record? Are
you ever able to do anything like in one take? Ever?
Like I just recorded. I just had to do a
fifteen second thing for Duncan for him and it literally
(09:50):
was fifty seven seconds for fifteen seconds. He's uh. If
you get uh like, dude, you gotta calm down, very
hyper when you're and they're going and your thoughts are
all over the place. It's crazy because when I'm in
my own apartment and I'm doing these types of tracks,
it is one take. It's very quick, you know, But
I figured here I get I get stuck here all
(10:18):
day doing your Ship's not me, not just me, it's
mostly you. Well, and as your friend, Scotty, I want
to thank you for for doing my editing, because it's
tied up there with with scary. Scary is bad. I
mean mine, O mind's bad too, But scary is is
bad because he just fumbles. Mine's bad because I get
(10:40):
mad at the copy and that's poorly written. Who's is
the worst? Scotty? Who Who's the worst? On um? Scaries
edits are a little harder because he doesn't pick up
in the right spot. Elvis has are easier to do,
but there's more of them, so I don't know. I
guess it's about even. I know, but I read a
few times more copy than But I like when you yell.
That's my favorite part, yelling at the people who don't
(11:01):
know how to write commercials. Oh yeah, that makes me
all right. Oh um, next, I'm gonna pick a Garrett, okay,
because I know you're going to say something about me. Yeah,
it's funny you say that, my friends. Let's go back
to yesterday real quick, when I was calling myself a
dick um, you pretty much was like you were very
(11:22):
like real about it, like saying at least you said it.
And I'm pretty sure the day before I asked you
for a link to buy your candle, so as a friend,
I bought your candle. But yet you still agreed with
me being a dick, So that's your friend. You are, well,
I mean, you can go to Serial Killer's PC dot
com and not be a dick like Garrett. Nice. I
(11:45):
brought the candle, so that doesn't make me. I'd like
to point out that Garrett bought merchandise from the Brooken
Boys merch store without anyone asking him to. So sweet
and a couple of others. True, Garrett went to Brooklyn
Boys dot Big Cartel dot com. And it's not a
dick online, Scotty, I'm not buying your candle because I
(12:06):
don't want my house to smell like fucking fruit loops. Well,
it is as a friend, alright, the first time stuff
to go right, Yeah, And Daniel's tell us as a friend,
el us. As a friend, you can't come back to
the studio because your apartment near the studio is in
disrepair and needs work, Elvis, as your friend, you have
(12:30):
too many places to live in. Humans should not have
that many options. You can't have options where you don't
have to go to the place you actually live. But
I don't have that option. It's not it's not that
option is not an option because because you're not living there,
if you were living there, it wouldn't be in disrepair. No, necessarily,
(12:51):
but thank you as a friend. I appreciate friend. Are
you saying I have too many places to live? But
but it's not an option. I can't live there because
you have other places? No, I can't live there because
it's it's it's it's not you know. Only people like
straight Nate can live there because he's that's true. Yeah,
that's your friend. Do you need to go fund me
page to help with your other? Yes? What are you
(13:17):
doing to that poor kill? Oh my gosh, she wants
to come up in the computer again. All right, Brody,
you got a chance? Is it? Danielleell uh froggy? As
your friend, I think if you stopped begging for it
with your wife, you'd get it a little bit more.
Constantly asking for it and you know, you know, you know,
(13:41):
saying inappropriate things. I think she'd give it to you
a little bit more. I don't even want an hour
your wife. You want a part of I don't want
right now? Wouldn't take it? Yeah, you gotta play hard
(14:03):
to get showed up in Scotty studio. Who is that
is that? Andrew's Andrew? He's been everywhere. He's got a
nice sun tan. Going as your friend, maybe you should
come to work the fuck? Andrew respond as your friends scary,
(14:25):
and then we're paying as your friend. Okay, your friend
and plug your child. I didn't already said as your friend, scary,
you're a dick. I think we could all say it. Yeah,
your friend scary. I didn't get to go yet. Yes,
(14:46):
off frog. Oh as your friend, Yeah, you should cut
the douce. Not sorry, I will give you a hundred dollars.
I will venito you a hundred dollars right now. If
you go get a par of scissors and you cut
that off his head. Don't do that. That's assault. Don't
(15:10):
you know that? For Hamilton's when it comes back on
the stage as a friend, as a friend part, get
the part. I accept that. Froggy, You're welcome. You guys
are awful. I like it. Are we done? Yeah? We're
over today? So we put it extra this week. Oh
we're all so over. So question, however, you were met
(15:33):
with your as your friend? Uh statement or any change
is going to happen? Nope, No, probably not. I don't
want it anymore. Don't said anything to me. I feel
so perfect right now, it's amazing. Can we all do
one against Gandhi right now? Huh? I think Brodie skirted
(15:54):
through too. Yeah, we'll get you right down here. We'll
see you later. Bye bye, as your friend, we gotta go.
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