Baby Sitting Ruining Vacation

Evan planned a romantic getaway for him and Nicole, but she has to cancel so they can babysit!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Elvis durand Elvis Duran's phone.

Speaker 1 (00:04):
Tap, Garrett, what do you bring you to us today?

Speaker 2 (00:06):
I'm bringing you and I want to call phone tap
our listener. Nicole is doing all the work here. She
is going to play the phone tap on her boyfriend Evan.
Now Nicole every weekend is babysitting for her sister. She
drops all her plans and she goes and babysits for
her sister's kid. Now Evan, on the other hand, he
planned a nice roman to get away for this weekend.
So Nicole said, why don't we pull the I have

(00:28):
to babysit again for my sister card and we have
a phone tap.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Wow, someone's gonna get all pissed off here, which is fabulous.
All right, here we go. We love the I want
to call because we kind of sit back and let
you do all the work, because you're definitely more believable
than us.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Today's phone tap.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Let's listen in.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Hello, Hey, Ed, what's up? Nothing?

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Just to get in some reports done.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Do you have a.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Second, Yeah, I got a minute.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
Okay, I actually just called the hotel and I had
I had them canceled our reservation. What why I have
to cancel because I have some stuff to do this weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
So what could be more important? We've been looking forward
to this. Why would you do this?

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Because my sister is so bogged down with her kid,
you know, and it's hard to take care of a
four year old. Oh? Whoa, your sister is more important
than us? No, but I mean she really really needs
help with Tommy right now.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Cares about Tommy. We haven't been on a vacation in months.
We've been looking forward to this. Your sister can find
somebody else to watch your kid.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
It's really important.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
No us having sex and a foreign location that is important.
Watching your nephew is not. There are millions of teenagers.
Your sister could call.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
We can always reschedule. You can't reschedule a kid. And
I'm just realping.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Proud find a weekend for months.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
How about if we don't cancel, we just go ahead
and take Tommy with us on the trip.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
No, no, everything, I can just think about it.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
It'll solve that problem. It'll solve our problem. We can
still do the trip, and I can still spend time
with our nephew. We can just babysit while we're on
the trip.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
How are you gonna be babysitting the kid when we're
naked having sex all day? Because that was the plan. Remember,
we'll just have.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
To switch our plans a little.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Switch our plans. When are we gonna that's the plan?

Speaker 3 (02:26):
When?

Speaker 1 (02:27):
When do you envision this happening? What you're gonna send
the kid out for ice? We have maybe thirty seconds
for a quickie.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
We can we'll we get back home so we know.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
No, that kid is he's a hormle child. He hates me.
He physically he hates me. He does. He's kicked me
in the nuts at least three times, and you know
what he's doing. I hate him. I Am not gonna
let them flour brock me this weekend.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
All right, you really need to put family first here.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
I want to have a romantic relationship with my girlfriend
this weekend.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
This could be a really good time to kind of
practice like being a family, like what it would be
like if we had kids. Like this could be a
really good time to what are you?

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Weren't even talking about marriage yet? You already?

Speaker 3 (03:13):
Kid? You really calmed down?

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Yes, I hear how I sound. I'm pissed off. My
girlfriend is picking her four year old nephew over me.
This is insane where we start watching Stephon the Street
and SpongeBob all weekend.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
It's not the end of the world, okay, because it
is the end of the world. You're not even in
my shoes right now.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
We are and have sex in three weeks. I'm tired
of waiting. This is ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
Just waiting another week is not going to change. It's
not the end of the world. You're making yourself. You
are acting like a child. You are acting like a
four years I'm really mature.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
You're mature.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
Do you hear yourself?

Speaker 1 (03:52):
I mean you're hear yourself? Oh? Really? Really?

Speaker 3 (03:57):
Are we doing this?

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Are really gonna? Are we doing this? Are we doing this?

Speaker 3 (04:02):
Evani? I need to talk to you like an adult.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Okay, you talk to me like an adult.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
I need you to listen to what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Okay, well listen to what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
Hey, Evan, my name is Garretthon. Elvis turned in the
morning show and you just got phone tapped. What your
your girlfriend Nicole wanted to play a phone tap on you?

Speaker 3 (04:29):
I have.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Yeah, you're definitely getting the handcuffs and the feather tonight.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
I bet Elvis Duran's phone tap.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
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Speaker 2 (04:42):
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