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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Fun Present Morning Show. All right, as Gandhi pointed out,
I got a little bit of juice left in me.
You squeeze it aft for this last fifteen minutes of
this come on the morning show. You can do it.
(00:25):
Fifteen more minutes of your content. Let's go, let's go.
So glad you guys are here. I am so glad you.
Seeing you was such a surprise. I heard a voice
and I'm like, that's not Danielle. Sounds like Sam that
she's making her voice sound like that. And here he
said yesterday. You know, Danielle even more fun if you
(00:45):
came in since Elvis isn't here tomorrow, you know, it
would be cool if we roll in the same place.
I was like, you're right, I'll come. We did kind
of guilt you a little bit, but that's okay. And
then he's been here for the last two weeks. Thanks
for letting me crash to the little boys over time.
You guys are always just lucky because she loves like,
how many minutes are like eight? Right? So far it's
(01:06):
forty minutes for me to get eight minutes. You go
to your driveway for christ Sam came in today, What
a good day, some fun and diamonds here yea and
Scotty Be. Froggy's well, Froggy, you're always here. But Scotty
B's here and he's not complaining too much and wants
(01:27):
to pick elephant in the room or not in the room.
You know that's me, that's me. No, No, I'm pretty
sure I saw scary yesterday to scary any mention of like, hey, um,
we're gonna get everybody back together. I'll check my email.
We were literally like a family event where all of
us were there yesterday. Yeah, yeah, no, no, not a
single word, not a single word of this. Sam was
(01:48):
sitting right next to me to gandhi, you were there.
I'm pretty sure I didn't know it was about to
be a party. I would have told you. I found
out the car jeans you had on yesterday, I really liked.
I meant to tell you yesterday you could have him too,
if yeah, excellent, they're all yours, they're all yours. Yeah. No,
I'm going to check my spam. Guys, I'll be right back.
Maybe let's not throw a pity party for yourself, because
(02:10):
you know that we are all invited back whenever we want.
Of course, I'll be back tomorrow to guilt you even more.
But I'm pretty sure you you invited. Hey, hey, Danielle,
you know it would be cool for you to come back.
Don't tell Garrett. I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure. No, no, No,
Scary is very good at that. Scary is very very
good at that. When Danielle starts upon everyone left. When
(02:36):
I started the pot that like you gotta start a fight,
you gotta come in here and start a fight. I
think it's because Danielle doesn't really mean anything. Yes, there's
a kernel of truth. Just drop the Oh sign me
up tomorrow, I'm there. I will be there, bells on
and everything. No one else will. Then then I'll make
(03:00):
you all feel guilty. Sham said, she's coming. I'll come
hang out, Garret. You want to come back? Yeah? Sure,
Where she's not on camera? Where all your diamond? I know?
Can you turn your can move from? Where? Okay? Are
we okay? Like sharing a microphone now? I mean I can't.
What's the rules? I don't know? We can be in
the same un't want your spittle on? Wait? Where can
(03:21):
you see her behind you? You're talking about ugly mets
hat on. You got balls. You got balls looking at
truth in that fight. By the way, I love how
So Daniel came in what two days last week? Right,
you got the ticket on the second day, and after
(03:43):
you got to take it off. So I got a
ticket because I have my bike rack on the back
of my car. I've had it on the back of
my car for a year. I know, I know, even
in the winter or whatever. Anyway, so I never had
a ticket, never had a problem in New Jersey. Come
back to New York one fucking day, you can't see
(04:04):
license plate, which is bullshit, and then give me a ticket.
So you tell me if you wanted to come back
after that. No, because I didn't want to get on
the ticket. So then what happens We try to take
the bike rack off last night, my husband's like, I
can't find the wrench that takes the bike rack off.
So instead of you know, unfortunately possibly getting on the ticket,
I had to park in a lot today. It's probably
(04:24):
gonna cost me ninety dollars. But I love you, and
here I am, well, you could have taken park in
the street and just pulled the bike rack down to
the play where yeah, but I don't. I would have
probably knowing if this would have a ticket because I
took up two spots. Well, it's it's a money grab
right now because we're looking at this and the city
spent billions of dollars with COVID. They lost billions of
(04:48):
dollars by people not coming in here, so they got
to make it up something. I want to see Dan
yelling court though. I just envisioned like my cousin Vinny,
with Dan yelling Cord like just fighting for herself. I
picked surtled, just be of showing up your as. The
thing is that my dad used to come to court
(05:08):
with me when I used to tickets, and I actually
have a ticket coming up that I got when I
came back here when my dad passed. I was not
thinking straight night, and they gave me a ticket anyway.
They didn't want to hear anything, just passed away and
they still didn't give a shit. Yeah, I think maybe
a lot of people use that as an excuse and
(05:29):
him not that those people are. There's a special circle
in help for fake parents. You know what I'm going
to do though, I think when I go to court,
I'm going to bring my dad's his funeral car. Funeral
car had the date of his death on it, and
you're going to see that. Four days later. My butt
was back at work and I wasn't in the right mind.
You know, maybe they'll take some kind of I think
if you just show up for court, they'll toss it.
(05:51):
I've showed up for so many tickets that I got
when I used to actually drive, and they would just
be like, what did you get out of here? The
judge said once, if you show up and you're not
looking like a delinquent criminal, you just get just like
they want money, they'll reduce it, but they want money.
I just don't. I don't mind paying the money. I
just don't want points, and that they'll take the points.
I've gone to court half a dozen times now for
(06:13):
speeding tickets or whatever. And most of the time, if
you go there, you show up, you look presentable. The
judge most of the time it is like, all right,
no points, but pay the fine. Yeah. Do you know
the last time I got a ticket? This really happened.
So the ladies writing me up and I was being
very nice to her, and she turned me and she said,
I wish I didn't write this ticket for you, and
I go, why she goes, because you're being so nice
(06:35):
to me. But I started writing it and now I
have no choice. She's like, but I I just wanted
She knew what she was doing that was to make herself.
I've only gotten two speeding tickets in my life, and
I remember both cops. One when I when I was
sixteen years old and I was on a junior license
(06:55):
and I got my license to spend it for six
months from Officer Rockefeller. Got a sounds like he had
enough money. He was hiding in the in the bushes
and I was doing a fifty five on a brand
new junior license. Now I have a gold card now
(07:16):
because my brother in law is a detective, So I
have one of those like laminated ones that say they
can't be taken away from me. And I tell him
my life's goal now is to figure out the maximum
crime I can commit and hand that card. And if
you don't know what Sam's talking about, because I didn't
know this, it's a pb A card, right, It's incial yeah,
Policeman's Benevolent Association. And supposedly if you show this when
(07:38):
you get pulled over, they won't they're not allowed to,
like they could take your card away. When a police
officer has this one, he goes, no, I paid for it,
and no one is allowed to take it away. Like,
no matter what I do, it doesn't mean it's gonna
work for me, but I will own it. So I
want to find out what the max crime I can commit.
Are you going to start with murder? I feel like
working backwards from there it would be a good way
(07:59):
to learning. You know, I tried that one time. My
brother is a policeman, and so I got pulled over
one and I go to the cop that pulled me over.
I go, you know, my brother is a police officer,
and the complix to me and goes, well, I guess
you should know better than right. Yeah, that's good. That's
true because a lot of times, I know, my husband
used his PBA card and when he did something and
(08:21):
I remember him getting a call from the from the
police officer that gave it to a women who said, really,
next time, could you do you know? Yeah, because maybe
they get embarrassed that they gave you the card and
you did something stupid. Yeah, probably because there's probably a
knock on them, right, I mean, imagine if we got
someone into a concert and they acted a fool, we'd
be like future apologies to my brother in law, Detective
(08:44):
Joseph Gentilly. I'm really sorry. I think you said his name.
He might take He's the only one who can take
it away from me, but I'll run real fast. So Froggy,
I just want to go on record and say, I
think you're funnier than Lisa. Sorry here, I don't think so.
I think Lisa's very fun, but I think you're funny
(09:07):
the entire packet. Well, that's Daniel would say. Listen to me.
Daniel would say anything just to agree with Lisa. Okay,
I mean Lisa is fun she's funny. She just makes
me happy and smiling. Just give well, you know what,
I'll send her to you then, ever disagreed with Lisa, Yes,
Lisa and I have disagreed on many things, and it's
(09:28):
funny we have the kind of relationship that we can
agree to disagree and just move on. Garage yesterday, when
Lisa tried to say it was Froggy, Froggy's fault for
running over the garbage cans, she didn't get Because a
lot of times I feel like you'll you know friends
will side with that friend no matter what, but a
true friend would not do But we we both have
(09:51):
agree Sometimes if we disagree on something and we feel
like it's going in the wrong direction, we will both
say now is the time to stop discussing it because
we don't want fight. Yeah, I wish what the fights
are about. You don't want to. I wish Lisa and
I would do that. We're about to have a big
bow out right, try it and then say, Danielle told
(10:12):
me to do this and see if it will like
smooth things over. I'm sure that will work really well.
Started right, the fight started. Not that Lisa is necessarily
funnier than Froggy. We were trying to figure out, do
you guys think your wives and girlfriends are funny? Yeah?
I told her yesterday to say something funny and it
took her forever. And then even what she said really
(10:34):
wasn't that funny. It was funny the way that's hard
for anyone and say, hey, say something funny right now,
your stands up comic, be funny right now. And then
what you told us she said that actually made you
laugh was so stupid that like it makes me question you.
But I got and she came in here right now
and said what she said to me, you would laugh?
(10:54):
What'd you say? Because I was trying to get her
to say funny things because I needed to take a
picture with me smiling or like a laugh or whatever.
And so she's like saying things whatever, and she's out
of the blue, she just goes, alre you fine titties,
and I started laughing. I'm gonna throw this out there.
My girlfriend is Facebook funny. Okay, talk about funny? Okay, okay.
(11:19):
She is so witty and clever and hilarious on social media,
the things that she puts up on Instagram, Facebook, whatever.
In person, she's fun, but she doesn't have the quick
one liners. I think certain people are funny when they think.
When you think, and it's pre calculated and you're like,
you want to write your thoughts out, you can be
(11:39):
a genius, But when it comes to every day in person,
spur of the moment, maybe not so much. Is that
a fair assessment of people in our line? Okay? Good.
I don't want anyone to start screaming or yelling like, oh,
you're trying to sell your girlfriend's not funny. I was
actually really impressed by all of you guys, because I said,
(12:00):
do you guys think your girlfriends, are wives, whatever are funny?
And you all said yes, except for Froggy, which I
love because you know, there are so many guys in
the world who say girls are good. Who's jokes again?
And you guys admit that your your ladies are funny.
I love that. Danielle play as Sheldon, who's funny? And
who's fun What would he say? He says that he's
(12:21):
funny and I'm fun And then I go really, And
then even the kids in the house we'll say, yeah, Mom,
you're not funny. Dad's funny, You're fun And I go,
do you guys not know what I do for a living?
Do you know? They're like, well, you know, here's the thing, Danielle,
everyone drop something in that is fucking these funny bobs
(12:45):
okay right now? And then sorry, you're funny. But every
once in a while you drop on it is fucking priceless.
When you don't shoot yourself. It's still by the way,
if you encounter a stranger from now on and you're
like arguing with him and you want to say something
(13:05):
funny to them, tell them go ship yourself watch. They've
never been told that before and they don't know what. Ever,
I'm going a T shirt that shrself what with you
and Ship, the one that sends us pictures of you
(13:32):
know what I got in the picture of my ship, Scotty.
I wasn't going to say this, but I'm going to
read it now. Okay, I want you guys. This is
the relationship that I had with Scotty last time. This
is the text I get from Scottie. I'm reading it verbatim.
Here we go. It's amazing that I thought of you
for some reason when I saw this, But here goes.
(13:52):
I went into a gross gas station bathroom today to
pee and there was shipp in the toilet already I
was gagging. I flushed it with my foot after I
noticed there was no toilet paper or paper towels. I
looked over and then the garbage can was a mask
with ship on it. They wiped their ass with a mask.
I don would like you to know. Scotty came in
and regaled us with that tail this morning, and as
(14:15):
he was telling it was gagging the whole time. Yeah,
but here's my question. I thought of him. I asked,
what made you think of me when you saw that,
he said, I don't know. I guess we're ship brothers
and shipped third of every one of these podcasts. On
the fifteen minute Mornings, you'll always turned to duty to
(14:39):
word thank you, go ship yourself. Sorry, I hate the
word duty. Whoop? All right? Can we edit the last
thirty seconds? No, we have to go thirty seconds left.
I think that's thirty seconds too much. Can we have
diamond clothes it out? Because I feel like us help
(15:00):
us widows, tell us anything diamonds about? Say it again?
I can't hear you. I needed to talk louder Just
and the and the fifteen Minute Morning Show with a
closing thought, any thought, what are you thinking? Um? I
have to take a ship peace of yea. She did
(15:24):
not see that coming? Did you see a coming coming?
The fifteen Minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Fun Present Morning Show. All right, as Gandhi pointed out,
I got a little bit of juice left in me.
You squeeze it aft for this last fifteen minutes of
this come on the morning show. You can do it.
(00:25):
Fifteen more minutes of your content. Let's go, let's go.
So glad you guys are here. I am so glad you.
Seeing you was such a surprise. I heard a voice
and I'm like, that's not Danielle. Sounds like Sam that
she's making her voice sound like that. And here he
said yesterday. You know, Danielle even more fun if you
(00:45):
came in since Elvis isn't here tomorrow, you know, it
would be cool if we roll in the same place.
I was like, you're right, I'll come. We did kind
of guilt you a little bit, but that's okay. And
then he's been here for the last two weeks. Thanks
for letting me crash to the little boys over time.
You guys are always just lucky because she loves like,
how many minutes are like eight? Right? So far it's
(01:06):
forty minutes for me to get eight minutes. You go
to your driveway for christ Sam came in today, What
a good day, some fun and diamonds here yea and
Scotty Be. Froggy's well, Froggy, you're always here. But Scotty
B's here and he's not complaining too much and wants
(01:27):
to pick elephant in the room or not in the room.
You know that's me, that's me. No, No, I'm pretty
sure I saw scary yesterday to scary any mention of like, hey, um,
we're gonna get everybody back together. I'll check my email.
We were literally like a family event where all of
us were there yesterday. Yeah, yeah, no, no, not a
single word, not a single word of this. Sam was
(01:48):
sitting right next to me to gandhi, you were there.
I'm pretty sure I didn't know it was about to
be a party. I would have told you. I found
out the car jeans you had on yesterday, I really liked.
I meant to tell you yesterday you could have him too,
if yeah, excellent, they're all yours, they're all yours. Yeah. No,
I'm going to check my spam. Guys, I'll be right back.
Maybe let's not throw a pity party for yourself, because
(02:10):
you know that we are all invited back whenever we want.
Of course, I'll be back tomorrow to guilt you even more.
But I'm pretty sure you you invited. Hey, hey, Danielle,
you know it would be cool for you to come back.
Don't tell Garrett. I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure. No, no, No,
Scary is very good at that. Scary is very very
good at that. When Danielle starts upon everyone left. When
(02:36):
I started the pot that like you gotta start a fight,
you gotta come in here and start a fight. I
think it's because Danielle doesn't really mean anything. Yes, there's
a kernel of truth. Just drop the Oh sign me
up tomorrow, I'm there. I will be there, bells on
and everything. No one else will. Then then I'll make
(03:00):
you all feel guilty. Sham said, she's coming. I'll come
hang out, Garret. You want to come back? Yeah? Sure,
Where she's not on camera? Where all your diamond? I know?
Can you turn your can move from? Where? Okay? Are
we okay? Like sharing a microphone now? I mean I can't.
What's the rules? I don't know? We can be in
the same un't want your spittle on? Wait? Where can
(03:21):
you see her behind you? You're talking about ugly mets
hat on. You got balls. You got balls looking at
truth in that fight. By the way, I love how
So Daniel came in what two days last week? Right,
you got the ticket on the second day, and after
(03:43):
you got to take it off. So I got a
ticket because I have my bike rack on the back
of my car. I've had it on the back of
my car for a year. I know, I know, even
in the winter or whatever. Anyway, so I never had
a ticket, never had a problem in New Jersey. Come
back to New York one fucking day, you can't see
(04:04):
license plate, which is bullshit, and then give me a ticket.
So you tell me if you wanted to come back
after that. No, because I didn't want to get on
the ticket. So then what happens We try to take
the bike rack off last night, my husband's like, I
can't find the wrench that takes the bike rack off.
So instead of you know, unfortunately possibly getting on the ticket,
I had to park in a lot today. It's probably
(04:24):
gonna cost me ninety dollars. But I love you, and
here I am, well, you could have taken park in
the street and just pulled the bike rack down to
the play where yeah, but I don't. I would have
probably knowing if this would have a ticket because I
took up two spots. Well, it's it's a money grab
right now because we're looking at this and the city
spent billions of dollars with COVID. They lost billions of
(04:48):
dollars by people not coming in here, so they got
to make it up something. I want to see Dan
yelling court though. I just envisioned like my cousin Vinny,
with Dan yelling Cord like just fighting for herself. I
picked surtled, just be of showing up your as. The
thing is that my dad used to come to court
(05:08):
with me when I used to tickets, and I actually
have a ticket coming up that I got when I
came back here when my dad passed. I was not
thinking straight night, and they gave me a ticket anyway.
They didn't want to hear anything, just passed away and
they still didn't give a shit. Yeah, I think maybe
a lot of people use that as an excuse and
(05:29):
him not that those people are. There's a special circle
in help for fake parents. You know what I'm going
to do though, I think when I go to court,
I'm going to bring my dad's his funeral car. Funeral
car had the date of his death on it, and
you're going to see that. Four days later. My butt
was back at work and I wasn't in the right mind.
You know, maybe they'll take some kind of I think
if you just show up for court, they'll toss it.
(05:51):
I've showed up for so many tickets that I got
when I used to actually drive, and they would just
be like, what did you get out of here? The
judge said once, if you show up and you're not
looking like a delinquent criminal, you just get just like
they want money, they'll reduce it, but they want money.
I just don't. I don't mind paying the money. I
just don't want points, and that they'll take the points.
I've gone to court half a dozen times now for
(06:13):
speeding tickets or whatever. And most of the time, if
you go there, you show up, you look presentable. The
judge most of the time it is like, all right,
no points, but pay the fine. Yeah. Do you know
the last time I got a ticket? This really happened.
So the ladies writing me up and I was being
very nice to her, and she turned me and she said,
I wish I didn't write this ticket for you, and
I go, why she goes, because you're being so nice
(06:35):
to me. But I started writing it and now I
have no choice. She's like, but I I just wanted
She knew what she was doing that was to make herself.
I've only gotten two speeding tickets in my life, and
I remember both cops. One when I when I was
sixteen years old and I was on a junior license
(06:55):
and I got my license to spend it for six
months from Officer Rockefeller. Got a sounds like he had
enough money. He was hiding in the in the bushes
and I was doing a fifty five on a brand
new junior license. Now I have a gold card now
(07:16):
because my brother in law is a detective, So I
have one of those like laminated ones that say they
can't be taken away from me. And I tell him
my life's goal now is to figure out the maximum
crime I can commit and hand that card. And if
you don't know what Sam's talking about, because I didn't
know this, it's a pb A card, right, It's incial yeah,
Policeman's Benevolent Association. And supposedly if you show this when
(07:38):
you get pulled over, they won't they're not allowed to,
like they could take your card away. When a police
officer has this one, he goes, no, I paid for it,
and no one is allowed to take it away. Like,
no matter what I do, it doesn't mean it's gonna
work for me, but I will own it. So I
want to find out what the max crime I can commit.
Are you going to start with murder? I feel like
working backwards from there it would be a good way
(07:59):
to learning. You know, I tried that one time. My
brother is a policeman, and so I got pulled over
one and I go to the cop that pulled me over.
I go, you know, my brother is a police officer,
and the complix to me and goes, well, I guess
you should know better than right. Yeah, that's good. That's
true because a lot of times, I know, my husband
used his PBA card and when he did something and
(08:21):
I remember him getting a call from the from the
police officer that gave it to a women who said, really,
next time, could you do you know? Yeah, because maybe
they get embarrassed that they gave you the card and
you did something stupid. Yeah, probably because there's probably a
knock on them, right, I mean, imagine if we got
someone into a concert and they acted a fool, we'd
be like future apologies to my brother in law, Detective
(08:44):
Joseph Gentilly. I'm really sorry. I think you said his name.
He might take He's the only one who can take
it away from me, but I'll run real fast. So Froggy,
I just want to go on record and say, I
think you're funnier than Lisa. Sorry here, I don't think so.
I think Lisa's very fun, but I think you're funny
(09:07):
the entire packet. Well, that's Daniel would say. Listen to me.
Daniel would say anything just to agree with Lisa. Okay,
I mean Lisa is fun she's funny. She just makes
me happy and smiling. Just give well, you know what,
I'll send her to you then, ever disagreed with Lisa, Yes,
Lisa and I have disagreed on many things, and it's
(09:28):
funny we have the kind of relationship that we can
agree to disagree and just move on. Garage yesterday, when
Lisa tried to say it was Froggy, Froggy's fault for
running over the garbage cans, she didn't get Because a
lot of times I feel like you'll you know friends
will side with that friend no matter what, but a
true friend would not do But we we both have
(09:51):
agree Sometimes if we disagree on something and we feel
like it's going in the wrong direction, we will both
say now is the time to stop discussing it because
we don't want fight. Yeah, I wish what the fights
are about. You don't want to. I wish Lisa and
I would do that. We're about to have a big
bow out right, try it and then say, Danielle told
(10:12):
me to do this and see if it will like
smooth things over. I'm sure that will work really well.
Started right, the fight started. Not that Lisa is necessarily
funnier than Froggy. We were trying to figure out, do
you guys think your wives and girlfriends are funny? Yeah?
I told her yesterday to say something funny and it
took her forever. And then even what she said really
(10:34):
wasn't that funny. It was funny the way that's hard
for anyone and say, hey, say something funny right now,
your stands up comic, be funny right now. And then
what you told us she said that actually made you
laugh was so stupid that like it makes me question you.
But I got and she came in here right now
and said what she said to me, you would laugh?
(10:54):
What'd you say? Because I was trying to get her
to say funny things because I needed to take a
picture with me smiling or like a laugh or whatever.
And so she's like saying things whatever, and she's out
of the blue, she just goes, alre you fine titties,
and I started laughing. I'm gonna throw this out there.
My girlfriend is Facebook funny. Okay, talk about funny? Okay, okay.
(11:19):
She is so witty and clever and hilarious on social media,
the things that she puts up on Instagram, Facebook, whatever.
In person, she's fun, but she doesn't have the quick
one liners. I think certain people are funny when they think.
When you think, and it's pre calculated and you're like,
you want to write your thoughts out, you can be
(11:39):
a genius, But when it comes to every day in person,
spur of the moment, maybe not so much. Is that
a fair assessment of people in our line? Okay? Good.
I don't want anyone to start screaming or yelling like, oh,
you're trying to sell your girlfriend's not funny. I was
actually really impressed by all of you guys, because I said,
(12:00):
do you guys think your girlfriends, are wives, whatever are funny?
And you all said yes, except for Froggy, which I
love because you know, there are so many guys in
the world who say girls are good. Who's jokes again?
And you guys admit that your your ladies are funny.
I love that. Danielle play as Sheldon, who's funny? And
who's fun What would he say? He says that he's
(12:21):
funny and I'm fun And then I go really, And
then even the kids in the house we'll say, yeah, Mom,
you're not funny. Dad's funny, You're fun And I go,
do you guys not know what I do for a living?
Do you know? They're like, well, you know, here's the thing, Danielle,
everyone drop something in that is fucking these funny bobs
(12:45):
okay right now? And then sorry, you're funny. But every
once in a while you drop on it is fucking priceless.
When you don't shoot yourself. It's still by the way,
if you encounter a stranger from now on and you're
like arguing with him and you want to say something
(13:05):
funny to them, tell them go ship yourself watch. They've
never been told that before and they don't know what. Ever,
I'm going a T shirt that shrself what with you
and Ship, the one that sends us pictures of you
(13:32):
know what I got in the picture of my ship, Scotty.
I wasn't going to say this, but I'm going to
read it now. Okay, I want you guys. This is
the relationship that I had with Scotty last time. This
is the text I get from Scottie. I'm reading it verbatim.
Here we go. It's amazing that I thought of you
for some reason when I saw this, But here goes.
(13:52):
I went into a gross gas station bathroom today to
pee and there was shipp in the toilet already I
was gagging. I flushed it with my foot after I
noticed there was no toilet paper or paper towels. I
looked over and then the garbage can was a mask
with ship on it. They wiped their ass with a mask.
I don would like you to know. Scotty came in
and regaled us with that tail this morning, and as
(14:15):
he was telling it was gagging the whole time. Yeah,
but here's my question. I thought of him. I asked,
what made you think of me when you saw that,
he said, I don't know. I guess we're ship brothers
and shipped third of every one of these podcasts. On
the fifteen minute Mornings, you'll always turned to duty to
(14:39):
word thank you, go ship yourself. Sorry, I hate the
word duty. Whoop? All right? Can we edit the last
thirty seconds? No, we have to go thirty seconds left.
I think that's thirty seconds too much. Can we have
diamond clothes it out? Because I feel like us help
(15:00):
us widows, tell us anything diamonds about? Say it again?
I can't hear you. I needed to talk louder Just
and the and the fifteen Minute Morning Show with a
closing thought, any thought, what are you thinking? Um? I
have to take a ship peace of yea. She did
(15:24):
not see that coming? Did you see a coming coming?
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