July 29, 2021 • 13 mins
We talked about bad words we hear for the first time and how it happened! Elvis talked about his lunch experience with Skeery. Gandhi preps for her skydive experience in a few minutes form recording this!
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcasts
morning show? It is the fifteen minute morning show podcast.
You know what I love about this laptop I'm on
right now. The batteries this close to dying. So as
soon as the battery is going, and I offered him
(00:25):
my charger because I'm in the same room as him,
and he said, I don't want it, let it die. Yeah,
Look I can't, I Catt. Who's Garrett yelling at? Yeah? Garrett?
Can you turn his microphone on? Hey? So here we are.
Garrett's here, there's Danielle and everything's bluration. Doesn't never glass
my glasses, Canty a damn thing. They're scary. There's Straight
and Ate and there's Froggy and Gandhi's in an r
(00:48):
V in the Grand Canyon we are. I can open
this window. Look, this is what it looks like outside
right now. Oh my god, it's not raining, is it.
It's a little cloudy. They're they're like some drizzles, but
it looks like the clouds are starting to move out.
So there's Brody and the Den High Brody Jay, I'm
I'm not alone today, Elvish. I have my guest dog,
(01:10):
Percy High Percy. You dogs are the best, all right? Well,
so where do you want to go with this thing today?
Any ideas, Scotty b That's what my younger daughter called
my older daughter one time. She said, you're a freaking
Percy because she's she wanted to say the other word
but didn't know how to say it properly. Door even
(01:34):
wanting to say the other words, I don't know, but
she called her a freaking Percy, and I thought it
was hilarious. I like that, I'm gonna start calling people Percy's.
One time, and I was little, my sister told me
that she explained to me what the C word was,
but she said it's a slang term for a girl.
It's a bad term for a girl. So I yelled
it at her in front of my parents, thinking that
they had never heard it before because I thought it
(01:55):
was like a street word. And I'm like, my immigrant
parents aren't going to know this, you beep. My dad
started dying laughing as he was screaming at me and sentence,
it's such a bad word. It's so bad. You're like,
okay that my daughter just said the word. Screamed it
(02:16):
out my sister and she came up and she was like,
you freaking idiot, what's wrong with you? I'm like, you
told me it was a street word that nobody knew,
and I thought her the grandparents didn't know it. She
was like, you're so dumb. I'll tell your story. We
were on vacation with very dear friends and my friend
she's she's such a sweetheart, she's an angel, and you
just she doesn't use curse words language at all. She
(02:37):
had never heard the term the T word t W,
which is which is second level. She's like, I've never
heard that word before. I said, you should just go
back and use it at work, and she used it.
She says, she uses the T words out loud. I'm
oh my god, it's just hearing it coming from her.
(03:00):
I was. I was just blown away. It's you don't
expect the innocence the great people on earth to say
these words. Isn't that word a lot very British too?
Because I see it in a lot of British TV shows.
They say that, he was, yes, they do. Does it
mean the same thing? Does mean the same thing? What
does it mean the same thing? Yes, it's another slang
(03:21):
term for the my favorite new word. I told you
as knob calling everyone you're such a knobnob over in
the UK. That's you know, a penis. Yeah, you're a knob.
Don't be a knob. Those gummies I did not I
put them in my bag. Don't let them go through
(03:42):
your bag with no no. I already like wrote do
not eat things on the package, so I think we'll
be okay. Oh if I saw it do not eat
I would totally do that. Ellison, well, like we're going
to take us. Why you eat those though? You eat
like a teeny tetley? Yeah, and give it time a
couple of hours. Don't just say oh, nothing's happening. I
(04:02):
do you eat more? Don't do that. I did find
out from our friend Wax that each ring, which is
each gummy, it's fifteen milligrams, which is actually about a
dose and a half because the dose is about ten milligrams.
So you're it's not too bad, right, Gandhi freaking bad
with scary Jones all the whole thing. I don't do that,
the whole thing. You know what, Danie don't know like
(04:24):
a little bit do I listen to him about anything?
I don't listen. He following the whole thing. Yes, was
telling us if you live on a boat, you don't
have to pay taxes. I looked it up. Some states
you still have to pay property tax, others you don't,
but you always owe federal tax. What about Dota Scary,
(04:49):
you live on a boat in Montana? Does that work?
I don't know. He's scary Oklahoma World Scary has his
own rules. My breakfast this morning because they made my
breakfast wrong. They had they put this mayo stuff on
my sandwich. Was it was so disgusting, so I picked
the sandwich apart. They forgot my bacon. Scares when we
(05:11):
come over there and that sandwich, he ate the whole
Wait a seconds, great team came through here and ate
my media no check kubano sandwich. Yes, I had the media,
no check cuban cubano and he ate no mine. You
have mispronounced like ten words in the past ten minutes,
media Cubano sandwich. Okay, we didn't get a credit from mine?
(05:34):
Did we get a credit for Wait, Danielle, they didn't
make it wrong. You just didn't like what they No, no, yes,
they did. Nate and ali is a form of mayonnaise
and she vomits it in the right way? Can I
tell you? Can I tell you? So? When I ordered
it for you and I'm like, okay, no, no, a
reli and and extra crispy bacon, She's like, Okay, I
(05:59):
knew it wasn't gonna come the way. You can hear.
You can hear the hollowness in her. It's not even bacon, period.
There was I know. I just knew. I had a
gut feeling it was not going to come the way
that we ordered. Speaking of Scary and eating Brody, I
wish you would could have been at lunch with us
yesterday too. Scary Scary started ordering everything on the men
you knowing I was paid, of course, and he'll he'll
(06:22):
justify it by saying it's for the table, so it
sounds like he's not ordering it for himself, but it
sounds like you're you're in on it. So I bought
him a lobster roll. I bought him a huge plate
of those uh incredible corn ravioli with us, and then
the bites the chicken what is it, the buffalo buffalo
chicken dumblings. They're not purses, they're dumplings. And then for dessert,
(06:48):
he gets this big caraff of chocolate pudding, eats it
like this, so you don't want to share. It's like
eating soup after someone. It's like and then he orders
cookies and starts eating for the table, for the table,
corn flakes, salted caramel chocolate chip cookies. And then I spilled,
(07:08):
actually spilled my espresso martini on the cookies, and he
created a whole new dessert from that, and then he
ate those seeing Elvis. If you're if it's you right,
let's say whoever the boss is, whatever job you have,
if you're watching this, if your boss takes you to
dinner or somebody or takes you to lunch and they
and they order, it's assumed they're paying for it. But
(07:28):
he goes as a guest and orders more food. That's
the part of that. I don't do it on purpose.
Here's the thing when I go, you don't do it accidentally?
How do you do? How do you accidentally order a
ton of food? Thomas Tampases is a little pick of
each thing. I like a variety of a lot of
different things, but take little bites so to share everything.
(07:50):
I don't like an entire giant entree. But you didn't
take any little bite. You didn't take any you ate,
You ate all the entrees, you didn't even half of them.
He even ate my scale caesar salad because you can't sad.
(08:10):
After he ate everything, we're like, what are you doing? Man?
One of my favorite scary moments is when he's ordering food.
Is when he first gets the menu. It's like a
little kid on Christmas, where he holds the menu. Then
he sits back in the chair and then he blows
the menu down and he starts going yeah. And after
he reviews it, he looks around and goes, everybody good
with this? Okay, I got it, and like you're not
(08:31):
even allowed to look at the menu. But the pure
enjoyment of his face when he first looks at that menu,
it's so true, like like Christmas morning he picked the
other thing. The other thing Scary does is, let's say,
as a table for twenty he'll go, um, anybody want
to call themar and one personal say maybe He'll go, okay,
God call them. Anybody wants stuff mushrooms? You blinked, We'll
(08:52):
getting stuff mushrooms this morning. I kind of love it though.
That was the thing for breakfast this morning, and so
scary he wanted the lobster roles. He wanted more lobster.
What do you do man? What did so? Gandhi? What
do you tell everyone? What you guys are doing? Uh?
Off the grid? Today we are about an hour and
(09:14):
a half away from jumping out of an airplane and
I'm super excited about it. The weather does seem to
be getting better. It's supposedly the highest elevation, the highest
commercial drop point in the world for all of this stuff,
So I'm really excited Scott to have The Grand Canyon
is where we're gonna go. And according to all of
the reviews and everything I've seen, they say that it's
going to be one of the best views you've ever
(09:36):
seen in your life. And I believe it because yesterday
when we walked up to the rim of the Grand Canyon,
it took my breath away. It is so beautiful and
I just can't believe the stuff exists right here in
our country and I didn't see it before. We're so
happy for you. How fun you know, this off the
Grid experience was a long time in the making. It's
a matter of fact that we we're gonna do it.
(09:56):
Last year, of course, COVID hit and we had to
postponed it, but are amazing partners that are there in
and Salesforce and and uh gosh, straight Nate and Joe.
I mean, the list goes on and on and on.
Just incredible. It took a team to put together a really,
really incredible adventure and every single day we're just finding
new stuff. And we have listeners who have been helping
(10:18):
us along the way and coming to the table with Hey,
I work for this company, you should try this experience.
And it's just one of those times where I feel
like I'm pretty grateful all the time, but at this moment,
it's just so wonderful. I feel so grateful to be
part of any of this and be able to do
this stuff, and it's just awesome. And I wish you
guys could have done it with me. It would be
so great to have some of you out here, some
(10:38):
of you. She's picking and choose the food. Can we
go there? Who is the last person that you would
Why do you want to do on a road trip?
Don't do that? Why do you want to start fights?
Because I know the answer? Wait, what do you think
(10:59):
the answer is? What's the answer? Nate? You know, yeah,
I know what you're gonna says, gonna say Nate's gonna
say Brodie because I can see it in his face
that I'm gonna make fun of Broti. Nate seems to
think he's the most popular person in the world. Nate,
there are people who don't like you. I don't know
(11:20):
if you know that. By the way, there are plenty
of those times that I host the show the eight
that I get. Yeah that First of all, I'm a
lot of fun on a road trip because I don't drink,
so I'm always ready to drive, stop at any rest stop,
any food place, any sight seeing, and I would hold
(11:41):
the coach when they jump out of a plane, and
I keep Diamond company. So so, yeah, you don't want
me on a plane ride, Nate. You're absolutely right. You
don't want me on a plane. Put put put in
an RV. I'm a lot of fun. You're fine on
a plane, I said. I sit next to you on
the plane a lot, and you're okay. I'm shaking inside.
I just I want to end up on the radio,
so I act like I'm called. You're not to hold
(12:02):
your hand that time. That was just because I like you. Scott.
We're good Okay, Um, if you weren't going to say Brodie,
who are you going to say? No, it's gonna be Brodie. Yeah,
that's fine, that's fine. I don't why do you choose?
(12:25):
Why do you choose to go down that road? Why
do people you know you're gonna start fight with people?
I feel like all of us here we can rag
on one another. But as soon as somebody else outside
of this room rags on us, it's like we're all
comments below right now, that's where we're gonna have. The
laptop can't run quick enough. By the way, here's my questions.
(12:47):
We really have to go go ahead, and Nate says
we can rag on one another, except it's only one.
There's no other. It's yeah, but he Nate asked that
question this morning. Yeah, I know, but Nate asked that question.
He wanted you to answer me. He was like, I
wonder who would be Like, nat should have just said, Gandi,
you wouldn't want Brody in the car, right, just because
(13:11):
because that's what he was going for. Yeah, yeah, I
make everybody laugh. I gotta go, bye, old fifteen minute
morning show.
What would you talk about on your on your podcasts
morning show? It is the fifteen minute morning show podcast.
You know what I love about this laptop I'm on
right now. The batteries this close to dying. So as
soon as the battery is going, and I offered him
(00:25):
my charger because I'm in the same room as him,
and he said, I don't want it, let it die. Yeah,
Look I can't, I Catt. Who's Garrett yelling at? Yeah? Garrett?
Can you turn his microphone on? Hey? So here we are.
Garrett's here, there's Danielle and everything's bluration. Doesn't never glass
my glasses, Canty a damn thing. They're scary. There's Straight
and Ate and there's Froggy and Gandhi's in an r
(00:48):
V in the Grand Canyon we are. I can open
this window. Look, this is what it looks like outside
right now. Oh my god, it's not raining, is it.
It's a little cloudy. They're they're like some drizzles, but
it looks like the clouds are starting to move out.
So there's Brody and the Den High Brody Jay, I'm
I'm not alone today, Elvish. I have my guest dog,
(01:10):
Percy High Percy. You dogs are the best, all right? Well,
so where do you want to go with this thing today?
Any ideas, Scotty b That's what my younger daughter called
my older daughter one time. She said, you're a freaking
Percy because she's she wanted to say the other word
but didn't know how to say it properly. Door even
(01:34):
wanting to say the other words, I don't know, but
she called her a freaking Percy, and I thought it
was hilarious. I like that, I'm gonna start calling people Percy's.
One time, and I was little, my sister told me
that she explained to me what the C word was,
but she said it's a slang term for a girl.
It's a bad term for a girl. So I yelled
it at her in front of my parents, thinking that
they had never heard it before because I thought it
(01:55):
was like a street word. And I'm like, my immigrant
parents aren't going to know this, you beep. My dad
started dying laughing as he was screaming at me and sentence,
it's such a bad word. It's so bad. You're like,
okay that my daughter just said the word. Screamed it
(02:16):
out my sister and she came up and she was like,
you freaking idiot, what's wrong with you? I'm like, you
told me it was a street word that nobody knew,
and I thought her the grandparents didn't know it. She
was like, you're so dumb. I'll tell your story. We
were on vacation with very dear friends and my friend
she's she's such a sweetheart, she's an angel, and you
just she doesn't use curse words language at all. She
(02:37):
had never heard the term the T word t W,
which is which is second level. She's like, I've never
heard that word before. I said, you should just go
back and use it at work, and she used it.
She says, she uses the T words out loud. I'm
oh my god, it's just hearing it coming from her.
(03:00):
I was. I was just blown away. It's you don't
expect the innocence the great people on earth to say
these words. Isn't that word a lot very British too?
Because I see it in a lot of British TV shows.
They say that, he was, yes, they do. Does it
mean the same thing? Does mean the same thing? What
does it mean the same thing? Yes, it's another slang
(03:21):
term for the my favorite new word. I told you
as knob calling everyone you're such a knobnob over in
the UK. That's you know, a penis. Yeah, you're a knob.
Don't be a knob. Those gummies I did not I
put them in my bag. Don't let them go through
(03:42):
your bag with no no. I already like wrote do
not eat things on the package, so I think we'll
be okay. Oh if I saw it do not eat
I would totally do that. Ellison, well, like we're going
to take us. Why you eat those though? You eat
like a teeny tetley? Yeah, and give it time a
couple of hours. Don't just say oh, nothing's happening. I
(04:02):
do you eat more? Don't do that. I did find
out from our friend Wax that each ring, which is
each gummy, it's fifteen milligrams, which is actually about a
dose and a half because the dose is about ten milligrams.
So you're it's not too bad, right, Gandhi freaking bad
with scary Jones all the whole thing. I don't do that,
the whole thing. You know what, Danie don't know like
(04:24):
a little bit do I listen to him about anything?
I don't listen. He following the whole thing. Yes, was
telling us if you live on a boat, you don't
have to pay taxes. I looked it up. Some states
you still have to pay property tax, others you don't,
but you always owe federal tax. What about Dota Scary,
(04:49):
you live on a boat in Montana? Does that work?
I don't know. He's scary Oklahoma World Scary has his
own rules. My breakfast this morning because they made my
breakfast wrong. They had they put this mayo stuff on
my sandwich. Was it was so disgusting, so I picked
the sandwich apart. They forgot my bacon. Scares when we
(05:11):
come over there and that sandwich, he ate the whole
Wait a seconds, great team came through here and ate
my media no check kubano sandwich. Yes, I had the media,
no check cuban cubano and he ate no mine. You
have mispronounced like ten words in the past ten minutes,
media Cubano sandwich. Okay, we didn't get a credit from mine?
(05:34):
Did we get a credit for Wait, Danielle, they didn't
make it wrong. You just didn't like what they No, no, yes,
they did. Nate and ali is a form of mayonnaise
and she vomits it in the right way? Can I
tell you? Can I tell you? So? When I ordered
it for you and I'm like, okay, no, no, a
reli and and extra crispy bacon, She's like, Okay, I
(05:59):
knew it wasn't gonna come the way. You can hear.
You can hear the hollowness in her. It's not even bacon, period.
There was I know. I just knew. I had a
gut feeling it was not going to come the way
that we ordered. Speaking of Scary and eating Brody, I
wish you would could have been at lunch with us
yesterday too. Scary Scary started ordering everything on the men
you knowing I was paid, of course, and he'll he'll
(06:22):
justify it by saying it's for the table, so it
sounds like he's not ordering it for himself, but it
sounds like you're you're in on it. So I bought
him a lobster roll. I bought him a huge plate
of those uh incredible corn ravioli with us, and then
the bites the chicken what is it, the buffalo buffalo
chicken dumblings. They're not purses, they're dumplings. And then for dessert,
(06:48):
he gets this big caraff of chocolate pudding, eats it
like this, so you don't want to share. It's like
eating soup after someone. It's like and then he orders
cookies and starts eating for the table, for the table,
corn flakes, salted caramel chocolate chip cookies. And then I spilled,
(07:08):
actually spilled my espresso martini on the cookies, and he
created a whole new dessert from that, and then he
ate those seeing Elvis. If you're if it's you right,
let's say whoever the boss is, whatever job you have,
if you're watching this, if your boss takes you to
dinner or somebody or takes you to lunch and they
and they order, it's assumed they're paying for it. But
(07:28):
he goes as a guest and orders more food. That's
the part of that. I don't do it on purpose.
Here's the thing when I go, you don't do it accidentally?
How do you do? How do you accidentally order a
ton of food? Thomas Tampases is a little pick of
each thing. I like a variety of a lot of
different things, but take little bites so to share everything.
(07:50):
I don't like an entire giant entree. But you didn't
take any little bite. You didn't take any you ate,
You ate all the entrees, you didn't even half of them.
He even ate my scale caesar salad because you can't sad.
(08:10):
After he ate everything, we're like, what are you doing? Man?
One of my favorite scary moments is when he's ordering food.
Is when he first gets the menu. It's like a
little kid on Christmas, where he holds the menu. Then
he sits back in the chair and then he blows
the menu down and he starts going yeah. And after
he reviews it, he looks around and goes, everybody good
with this? Okay, I got it, and like you're not
(08:31):
even allowed to look at the menu. But the pure
enjoyment of his face when he first looks at that menu,
it's so true, like like Christmas morning he picked the
other thing. The other thing Scary does is, let's say,
as a table for twenty he'll go, um, anybody want
to call themar and one personal say maybe He'll go, okay,
God call them. Anybody wants stuff mushrooms? You blinked, We'll
(08:52):
getting stuff mushrooms this morning. I kind of love it though.
That was the thing for breakfast this morning, and so
scary he wanted the lobster roles. He wanted more lobster.
What do you do man? What did so? Gandhi? What
do you tell everyone? What you guys are doing? Uh?
Off the grid? Today we are about an hour and
(09:14):
a half away from jumping out of an airplane and
I'm super excited about it. The weather does seem to
be getting better. It's supposedly the highest elevation, the highest
commercial drop point in the world for all of this stuff,
So I'm really excited Scott to have The Grand Canyon
is where we're gonna go. And according to all of
the reviews and everything I've seen, they say that it's
going to be one of the best views you've ever
(09:36):
seen in your life. And I believe it because yesterday
when we walked up to the rim of the Grand Canyon,
it took my breath away. It is so beautiful and
I just can't believe the stuff exists right here in
our country and I didn't see it before. We're so
happy for you. How fun you know, this off the
Grid experience was a long time in the making. It's
a matter of fact that we we're gonna do it.
(09:56):
Last year, of course, COVID hit and we had to
postponed it, but are amazing partners that are there in
and Salesforce and and uh gosh, straight Nate and Joe.
I mean, the list goes on and on and on.
Just incredible. It took a team to put together a really,
really incredible adventure and every single day we're just finding
new stuff. And we have listeners who have been helping
(10:18):
us along the way and coming to the table with Hey,
I work for this company, you should try this experience.
And it's just one of those times where I feel
like I'm pretty grateful all the time, but at this moment,
it's just so wonderful. I feel so grateful to be
part of any of this and be able to do
this stuff, and it's just awesome. And I wish you
guys could have done it with me. It would be
so great to have some of you out here, some
(10:38):
of you. She's picking and choose the food. Can we
go there? Who is the last person that you would
Why do you want to do on a road trip?
Don't do that? Why do you want to start fights?
Because I know the answer? Wait, what do you think
(10:59):
the answer is? What's the answer? Nate? You know, yeah,
I know what you're gonna says, gonna say Nate's gonna
say Brodie because I can see it in his face
that I'm gonna make fun of Broti. Nate seems to
think he's the most popular person in the world. Nate,
there are people who don't like you. I don't know
(11:20):
if you know that. By the way, there are plenty
of those times that I host the show the eight
that I get. Yeah that First of all, I'm a
lot of fun on a road trip because I don't drink,
so I'm always ready to drive, stop at any rest stop,
any food place, any sight seeing, and I would hold
(11:41):
the coach when they jump out of a plane, and
I keep Diamond company. So so, yeah, you don't want
me on a plane ride, Nate. You're absolutely right. You
don't want me on a plane. Put put put in
an RV. I'm a lot of fun. You're fine on
a plane, I said. I sit next to you on
the plane a lot, and you're okay. I'm shaking inside.
I just I want to end up on the radio,
so I act like I'm called. You're not to hold
(12:02):
your hand that time. That was just because I like you. Scott.
We're good Okay, Um, if you weren't going to say Brodie,
who are you going to say? No, it's gonna be Brodie. Yeah,
that's fine, that's fine. I don't why do you choose?
(12:25):
Why do you choose to go down that road? Why
do people you know you're gonna start fight with people?
I feel like all of us here we can rag
on one another. But as soon as somebody else outside
of this room rags on us, it's like we're all
comments below right now, that's where we're gonna have. The
laptop can't run quick enough. By the way, here's my questions.
(12:47):
We really have to go go ahead, and Nate says
we can rag on one another, except it's only one.
There's no other. It's yeah, but he Nate asked that
question this morning. Yeah, I know, but Nate asked that question.
He wanted you to answer me. He was like, I
wonder who would be Like, nat should have just said, Gandi,
you wouldn't want Brody in the car, right, just because
(13:11):
because that's what he was going for. Yeah, yeah, I
make everybody laugh. I gotta go, bye, old fifteen minute
morning show.
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