Beach House Burned Down

Lauren got a beach house for vacay and is super excited, so Skeery calls as the realtor with some unfortunate news!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tappen.

Speaker 1 (00:04):
Every morning at seven twenty, we give you a fresh
phone tap.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
We love playing crank calls.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Actually, you told us you loved him, That's why they're back.
Got an email from Nicole Godfrey.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
See I think you have her on the phone. Good
morning Nicole? Is that you?

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Yeah? Hi, good morning guys.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Rather than me reading out your email, what is it
you want to do to your friend Lauren?

Speaker 2 (00:25):
All right, Well, me and my friends this is the
first year getting a beach house down in Belmar, and
I thought it'd be a great idea to have someone
pretend to be a real withor and tell her that
our house burnt down.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Right, can you imagine? So she already you guys already
put your deposit down on the house.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Yeah, And you want the realtor to call and say, well, hey, thanks,
but no thanks the house burnt down.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Yeah, all right?

Speaker 1 (00:48):
So why do you hate your friend Lauren?

Speaker 3 (00:49):
Why do you want to do this to her?

Speaker 2 (00:51):
No, I don't hate her. I just think she's the
most gullible out of all the girls at the house,
and I think she'll really fall for it. And I
can't wait to hear what you says.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Do we go scary Lauren telling her her beach house
has burned to the ground.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
It's another phone tap.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
Hello, Lauren Gissey Please, Yes, Hi, this is rate from
the realty company. Okay, you've rented a house down the
shore with us for this summer. Uh huh, and I
believe the address. I just want to make sure I
could verify this. It's two thirteen by at least even.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
You in belmar right that house burned down? What? Yeah,
it's terrible.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
So that just means sort of screwed a house and
not money.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Basically. Okay, how much money did you put down here?

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Oh? We paid at the seven hundred dollars deposit and
then we made our first achievement. Right, we are all
paid five hundred, so it was like twenty hundred dollars already.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:47):
Well, that money's gone and you still always to balance,
which is about one thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
We still have to pay for it, regardless of the
house is there or not.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
Yep, that's why why can you afford that money?

Speaker 3 (01:59):
Well? I afford it. Are you working right obviously?

Speaker 2 (02:01):
If we?

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (02:02):
What am I working right now?

Speaker 3 (02:04):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Why do you last?

Speaker 4 (02:06):
I just wanted to make sure that you weren't some
deadbeat kid out of college that wasn't going to pay her.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Bill honestly once on a week for a house that
I was running for the summer if I couldn't afford it.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
I just kind of figured that you were like scraping
your last pennies together to get this done.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
No, I don't.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
I don't scrape my last pennies anything.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
What do you do for a living?

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Why do you Why are you cares any business?

Speaker 4 (02:27):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (02:27):
I get it, you're still mooching off your father. Hello? Hello?
What is she doing right now? You think?

Speaker 4 (02:37):
All right?

Speaker 3 (02:38):
Let's call her back? Hello, Lauren? Yeah, what did I
say wrong? I'm sorry?

Speaker 2 (02:45):
What do you mean? You're sorry?

Speaker 3 (02:46):
I don't hear your bull I didn't mean to pry
into your personal life. What's your name?

Speaker 4 (02:50):
By the way, listen, if you need some help paying
the balance on the house. I do have a side business,
little go go bar here in lod Eye. I could
hire you and you could earn some extra cash and
we can have this.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Money made up.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
And you have to be kidding me.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
I'm just trying to offer you a way out here.
The money is.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
The money?

Speaker 1 (03:11):
I have the money.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
Trying to offer me a job at a bar?

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Do you think you are okay?

Speaker 3 (03:20):
I'll tell you what. Let me put you on the
phone with my secretary.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Hello, Hello, Lauren. Yeah Nicole, you're really going to kick
my ass, aren't you?

Speaker 3 (03:34):
You've been phone tapped?

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Oh my god, are you kidding me?

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Our house really didn't burn down. It was just a joke.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
The house is fine, but the money.

Speaker 4 (03:46):
Still do you're just too give me that job at
the Coco?

Speaker 3 (03:52):
What do you want to tell Nicole?

Speaker 4 (03:59):
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