September 6, 2021 • 17 mins
Froggy told us how he got lucky while playing golf over the weekend. We also talk about stealing stuff when we growing up!
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast,
Firm Morning Show. It is the fifteen minute morning show podcast.
Hey hi, all right, here we go. There's Froggy and
(00:23):
there's Scotty B and there's Scary. There's Gandhi. Welcome back, Gandhi.
We missed you Friday even though we didn't have a podcast.
I missed you guys too. It's nice Nate. There's our
birthday girl, Danielle, Happy Birthday. There's Garrett, and there's Brody
in the den. I feel I feel like I'm like
(00:45):
and also starring al Pacino as the killer like final credit, No,
I always give you like I don't know, I always
leave you last on the credits. Yeah, I'm good with that.
He's like, I get like last building. It's good. A
lot of times last building is the most important people. Yeah,
uh so what are we talking about on this? Dropped something?
What are we doing? So many ideas? I'm shocked at
(01:07):
something that Froggy said that he says he said it
before on the show, but I never heard him say it.
So to me, my mouth dropped open today. Then when
he was dating Lisa, he had cheated on her. I
wasn't cheating oh, you almost cheated. You almost How do
you get busted if you're not cheating? Didn't Okay, you're
not busted. So she had asked me if I was
talking to somebody and I said no. When she asked
(01:28):
me a couple of times and I said no, But
I was so what she waited. She was very slick.
I will say the way she did it was perfect.
So she waited for a couple of days and kept
seeing the phone number on my phone that was under
somebody else's name, and she waited and waited, and then
one night, in the middle of the night, I got
up to go to the bathroom and I noticed my
phone wasn't laying on the counter charging, and so I
(01:49):
was kind of looking around and she said, you're looking
for this and I said it was in the middle
of the night. I said yeah. She opened up my phone.
It was a flip phone. That's how long ago this was,
and she said whose numbers that? And it was it
was it was one thirty in the morning. I was like,
I wanted to say it was like She's like, she's like,
do yourself a favor. Say nothing. I've already spoken to her.
(02:10):
She she my phone was supposed to flip this way.
She bent it back the other way, bent my phone
in half and snapped it into two pieces, and she
handed it to me, and she told me that I
should probably get my things in, go find somewhere else
still live for a little while. And then how did
you finally get her back? Well, because I told her
that I told her that I had never seen this person.
(02:31):
We we we it was it was an ex girlfriend.
We were talking. But I so I called the ex girlfriend.
I'm like, what did you tell her? And she said,
I told her that we were talking. I said, we
need to let her know we've never seen each other,
We've never had a plan to see each other. Was nothing,
And so she finally understood and eventually was able to
let her know that I was sorry, and I have
never spoken to that girl again, and I never planned to. No,
(02:52):
you were not cheating, so therefore you were not snagged.
Thought I was emotionally connected to this person by talking
to them, and therefore that I had told her that
I wasn't, so I was lying to her. That's what
she was. Question. If you weren't busted, do you think
things would have progressed? No, I never I never did
want to see her. I enjoyed just having conversations with her,
(03:13):
but I didn't want to I did not want to
see her. But in my mind I told myself that
while I'm just talking to her, it's not cheating, it's
not a big deal. But anytime you tell your significant
other that you're not doing something because you know they
don't want you doing it, you should not be doing it.
And that's what I learned from that example. Or you
tell them what you're doing is totally fine and they're
they're overboard and thinking there's something wrong. Right, Seriously, I
(03:36):
didn't go that to have a friendship. It was the
next girlfriend though. There was no reason for me to
be having a relationship, with no reason for me to
be having a talk with her. There was no reason.
Never a scumbag, No, I'm not a scumbag. He learned,
he arned camera, I learned lesson but hold on a
on a bright side, guess what I said all this
this this weekend, Kayden and I were on the golf
(03:58):
course and I'm about to hit a out and this
piece of paper blows by and I'm like, what the
So I turned around, I look on the ground, and
I think it's fake. There's a hundred dollar bill on
the ground, and I'm like, where the fund did that
come from? So I hit and I start looking around again,
and another guy pulls up. He goes, hey, look what
I just found. He found two of them. There was
(04:19):
hundred dollars bills blowing around the golf course. I have
no idea where they came from, but where's the well,
you know what, did you at least do the fake
look around to see if anyone's looking. Yes, I did,
while also looking for more blowing around. The people that
were behind us waiting to waiting to play, They're like,
(04:41):
hurry up there, screaming with their hands in the air,
and I'm like, dude, we're looking for cash. I thought
we were looking for golf balls. It was a windy
cash Nato that sucks in the same lane as Froggy's
got caught. Gandhi was saying, well, I got caught shop lifting.
Oh yeah, now, this is like a week ago. Now
(05:05):
I was younger. But the worst part. It was my
dad's birthday and we had gone to j. C. Penny
sorry Jason Penny, to just do some shopping and I
found him a tie, which I paid for. But at
the same time, I found a bunch of like costume
jewelry and I thought they were really pretty rings. So
I was like, I'll just go ahead and take these,
and I stuffed him in the Yeah, I put him
in the same bag with the tie that I had
paid for, thinking, because I paid for the tie, no
(05:28):
one's gonna think I stole something. Except they had those
plain clothes security guards walking around watched me do the
whole thing, start to finish. So we walk out of
the store and he said, excuse me, can I look
in your bag? And my mom was like, oh, of course, sure.
Oh man, I've never so much trouble. They busted me.
I was with my friend. They take you back into
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a little room, they empty out all the contents of
the bag, and then they give you an estimate of
how much you have stolen. And it was a lot
because it took a lot of the rings. I mean,
I was like, I was it was for five dollars
because they said this could be a felony, and I
had the actual retail price of the added up jewelry. Um,
I don't know the actual price. They just said it
(06:10):
was over five dollars. So then I had to go
to juvenile court, and I had to spend weekends going
to juvie and I had to be on house arrest,
and I think my parents extended it longer than it
should have been to teach me a lesson. My dad
was like, go ahead, lock her up, put her in jail.
Don't give me this kind of stuff for my birthday.
I know, totally should have totally shut up. Never Gail
(06:31):
and Gandhi anyone else here stolen from the store. I've stolen.
Front of store was everyone raising their hand. But when
I was when I was a kid, and I wasn't
allowed to have sugar, so I wanted one of those
bubble gum cigars, Remember those bubblegum cigars that the you know,
the powder came out at the end. So my mom
(06:52):
actually caught me putting it into my purse and she
came over to me and she dragged me out by
my ear and she's like, are you stealing? She was
screaming at me. She's like, I should turn you over
to the security guards right now. Thankfully she didn't, but
she scared the ship out of me. And then she said,
you're allowed to have sugar, because she said, if this
is what not having sugar does, do you have the
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sugar turns into exactly have the sugar? Yeah, I stole
so when I was when I was a very young child,
my dad owned like some little country store in like
the middle of nowhere in North Carolina, and uh so
I was always gold there and just take what I
wanted to leave. My dad owned the store. So I
went to a convenience store with my mom to another store,
but my dad did known this one. So I just
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grabbed a bunch of ship and walked back to the
car get the car. My Mom's like, where'd all that
come from? I'm like, I got in the store. You
didn't pay for that? Like, no, we didn't go back
in the store and explained to the lady behind the
register that he didn't understand stories like that. If you're
a little kid, you just fully understand. I think I
took a piece of candy once to my mom made
me take it back in. But gandhi, I mean you
(07:56):
were you were a teenager probably when that happened. Right,
I was eleven. I was too old to do it,
wait told to do it, But eleven's pretty young. But
I just can't imagine. And I know maybe we have
some people watching this right now who have taken things
of late for whatever reason. I just can't imagine, like
looking around, I would have a heart attack, would if
(08:19):
I get caught. I actually was in a store. I
didn't tell you guys this. I usually tell you everything.
I was in a store got about a week ago
out in New Jersey, right and I walked in and
I didn't find what I wanted and I walked out,
and you know, you when you know, when you do that,
you're thinking. I wonder if they think I stole something.
A lady actually stopped me. She said, did I see
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you take something over there? It was a drug store?
She said, did I take you? Did you take something
from the hair care product area? I said, no, you
didn't have what I was looking for. And she said, well,
it looked like you did take something. I said, well,
I picked up a product. It wasn't what I wanted
to be, and I put it back and she looked
at me. There was silence. I had silence, and we
(09:02):
both kind of blinked. I said to her, I started
smiling like this, I said, if you want to check
my pockets. I'll be very happy to do that, but
just understand you're not going to find anything, and it's
gonna get embarrassing. I know you're just doing your job,
but I'm just telling you right now. I didn't I
didn't say anything from your story. And she looked at me.
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She said, you can be on your way, goodbye. And
as I walked out, I'm thinking I should have. I
should have emptied my pockets anyway, just to prove to her.
But I didn't. She thought I was. She thought I
was stealing hair care products. Have you ever been there
when someone has gotten busted for stealing? Oh man, More
like like a big department store. They do these things
where they pull like tinfoil or something in the shopping
bags and stuff, and it doesn't like register or something
(09:44):
when they go through and they I don't know, it's
so crazy what they come up with the craziest ways
of trying not to get caught. I was an Abercrombie.
Don't ask me why, but there was a bunch of
Rukis in the corner of the store and that all
of a sudden, the gates went down and the person
tried to slip under the gate as it was going
down in the drest put the gates down. We were
(10:08):
locked in the store. They put the gates down. It
was out of see that could could turn into a
dangerous situation. What's up? Well, you know I used to
work in retail, and so I caught a lot of
people shoplifting to the point where they would they put
me in charge of you know, reporting people and the
mole security guards. You know, I had them on speed
dial and Danielle's right. He would double line shopping bags
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with some kind of either duct tape or tinfoil that
would keep the senses from working. And one day we
had a giant table by it was a garden State
plausible has had two entrances to the store. They had
taken over two storefronts and the other entrance had a
blind spot. And this one girl who was shoplifting took
her arm and shoved the entire table into a couple
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of giant bags that she and a friend at whoop swoop.
And I just happened to be looking at the time
and like at an angle, and I caught her and
I had secure to go after her. But yeah, people
are brazen. One one woman she was in the fitting room,
and she was in the middle door where I knew
there was a big space you could see in, and
so we were kind of suspicious of her to begin with.
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And we watched her go in with a ton of
stuff and we saw her putting it in her bag
and then like putting it on herself, and then she
walked out with a bag full of it and like
ten layers of clothing on that. I said, yeah, you
can't say anything until she walks out, because I know
why she could just say she's trying it on. So
the minute she walked out, I went after and I said,
excuse me, um, do you want to pay for all
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the clothing you're wearing it in your bag. I don't
know what you're talking about. I said, well, you were
in fitting room too, and we could see right in.
I saw you do it, and so security came and
they dragged her ass off. IM surprised that I don't
know how it works, but you know, the self checkout
at grocery stores, I just you know, you just know
that if if only through mistake, people are walking out
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with stuff haven't paid for, they got more on labor
than what they probably lose an on wrung merchandise if
you want to hear something really tacky. And I was
a caterer, you know, at a wedding hall years ago,
and at the we had these fancy black stem glasses
(12:20):
for the you know, for the water glasses. And at
the end of the night, the only thing left on
the table our water glasses. So we noticed that as
the music was about to end, they were playing like
last Dance or some stupid thing whatever, we notice that
one table had no water glasses on it. So we
were like, someone stole the water glasses off this table
because we didn't bust the table yet, so we would
(12:42):
start checking people and this drunk woman as she's walking out,
had two shopping bags and you hear the clanking of
the glasses and she was hammered. But here's the best part.
We grabbed. We confiscate the glasses from her because she
was trying to walk out with the glasses. Where did
all the water go? Because those water glasses were full.
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We look under the table. She had taken every glass,
emptied it under the table, all the water and it
was a big puddle of water under the table than
stem glass. I will say some of the most satisfying
videos right now, are watching the dining dashers get roped
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in Miami when the staff goes running after him. First
of all, everyone in Miami works out you're not going
to outrun them, and they are ready for this. It's
so funny to me. I'm like, yeah, are you talking
about the one that came out this past weekend. Well,
there was one where one where a guy was running
out with a fannie pack right across his chest. He
tried to dine and dash. The entire staff one after
him tackled him and they grabbed him by the fanny
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pack around his neck. Then there was another one of
a guy sitting at a table in South Beach. He
tried to leave and he was sort of portly, so
everybody was like, that guy was never going to make
it out. He watched the video from spring Break South Beach,
So the one I saw the staff of the restaurant
chase this guy down and they were taking it. They
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finally got him, and the crows sort of plotting and
all these women started twerking, and then this is the
most entertaining thing I've ever seen in my life. It's
like so many different shows going on, working and dieting
and dashing, and there's like a little bit of the
Real Housewives, a little bit of Cops, and a little
bit of some stripper show. It's amazing. I'm glad I'm
(14:29):
not there at the moment. I worked the consumers, which
this is not about stealing, but we would take back anything.
This was like before Amazon. It was like one of
those catalog companies where you'd come in, open the catalog,
order from the catalog and it would come back from
the back on the conveyor belt and we give it
to you. So we used to take anything back. And
this one person came in with a baby potty like
a training toilet, and it had poop in it, and
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they tried to return it, and I was like, I
can't take this back. You didn't even clean up. You said,
you take back anything with that person that would do that.
It was so disgusting, it was It was probably the
most disgusting thing that someone ever tried to return. It
was so gross, so gross. This is getting gross. But
you know it's your birthday. You've got a feed past.
(15:17):
Yeah forget. I hope you enjoyed your birthday at the beginning.
I mean, you still have a whole day to celebrate.
You're having lunch with friends. I do, Yeah, I'm having
lunch friends, and I'm supposed to go for a bike
ride with the husband, and of course we have stuff
for tonight and there's some soccer, so it's gonna be
a good day. I'm excited, very good. Okay, So we've
still we've talked about stealing things and ship and baby toilet.
(15:41):
I like it. No matter what the conversation is, it
always come back to poop. At some point, we'll bring
it full circle to the story that was me today. Garrett,
you've been so quiet, and so you have the last
thoughts for the show? What do you have? Sent Scotty
a video pertaining to all that. I didn't want to
see that before I went to bed. Well, I'm glad
I didn't respond back to that text now, Garrett, thank you.
(16:03):
I was sleeping, but I'm glad I was talking about
Jarrett sends me a text last night and I was
already in bed and it says are you in the
mood to be grossed out? But I didn't see it
until this morning. I guess I'm glad I didn't respond.
I'll send everybody the video now, okay, so over so
over the weekends, remember, but I'm not going to explain
(16:26):
what the video is Stevo. Stevo did a comedy show
and he met a fan who showed him a video
that intrigued him, and they finally met. So Stevo showed
the video on his Instagram and I passed along to Scotty,
so I will pass it along to you guys. All
the investigators out there will find a way to look
at it exactly. I didn't show it, and I'm so
(16:47):
happy you boys are sending fecal matter videos to each other.
I'm sending it now. We're done. Happy Monday, Happy Birthday, Daniel.
We love you Today, Burday, Burthday you. Oh sorry. The
(17:17):
fifteen Minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast,
Firm Morning Show. It is the fifteen minute morning show podcast.
Hey hi, all right, here we go. There's Froggy and
(00:23):
there's Scotty B and there's Scary. There's Gandhi. Welcome back, Gandhi.
We missed you Friday even though we didn't have a podcast.
I missed you guys too. It's nice Nate. There's our
birthday girl, Danielle, Happy Birthday. There's Garrett, and there's Brody
in the den. I feel I feel like I'm like
(00:45):
and also starring al Pacino as the killer like final credit, No,
I always give you like I don't know, I always
leave you last on the credits. Yeah, I'm good with that.
He's like, I get like last building. It's good. A
lot of times last building is the most important people. Yeah,
uh so what are we talking about on this? Dropped something?
What are we doing? So many ideas? I'm shocked at
(01:07):
something that Froggy said that he says he said it
before on the show, but I never heard him say it.
So to me, my mouth dropped open today. Then when
he was dating Lisa, he had cheated on her. I
wasn't cheating oh, you almost cheated. You almost How do
you get busted if you're not cheating? Didn't Okay, you're
not busted. So she had asked me if I was
talking to somebody and I said no. When she asked
(01:28):
me a couple of times and I said no, But
I was so what she waited. She was very slick.
I will say the way she did it was perfect.
So she waited for a couple of days and kept
seeing the phone number on my phone that was under
somebody else's name, and she waited and waited, and then
one night, in the middle of the night, I got
up to go to the bathroom and I noticed my
phone wasn't laying on the counter charging, and so I
(01:49):
was kind of looking around and she said, you're looking
for this and I said it was in the middle
of the night. I said yeah. She opened up my phone.
It was a flip phone. That's how long ago this was,
and she said whose numbers that? And it was it
was it was one thirty in the morning. I was like,
I wanted to say it was like She's like, she's like,
do yourself a favor. Say nothing. I've already spoken to her.
(02:10):
She she my phone was supposed to flip this way.
She bent it back the other way, bent my phone
in half and snapped it into two pieces, and she
handed it to me, and she told me that I
should probably get my things in, go find somewhere else
still live for a little while. And then how did
you finally get her back? Well, because I told her
that I told her that I had never seen this person.
(02:31):
We we we it was it was an ex girlfriend.
We were talking. But I so I called the ex girlfriend.
I'm like, what did you tell her? And she said,
I told her that we were talking. I said, we
need to let her know we've never seen each other,
We've never had a plan to see each other. Was nothing,
And so she finally understood and eventually was able to
let her know that I was sorry, and I have
never spoken to that girl again, and I never planned to. No,
(02:52):
you were not cheating, so therefore you were not snagged.
Thought I was emotionally connected to this person by talking
to them, and therefore that I had told her that
I wasn't, so I was lying to her. That's what
she was. Question. If you weren't busted, do you think
things would have progressed? No, I never I never did
want to see her. I enjoyed just having conversations with her,
(03:13):
but I didn't want to I did not want to
see her. But in my mind I told myself that
while I'm just talking to her, it's not cheating, it's
not a big deal. But anytime you tell your significant
other that you're not doing something because you know they
don't want you doing it, you should not be doing it.
And that's what I learned from that example. Or you
tell them what you're doing is totally fine and they're
they're overboard and thinking there's something wrong. Right, Seriously, I
(03:36):
didn't go that to have a friendship. It was the
next girlfriend though. There was no reason for me to
be having a relationship, with no reason for me to
be having a talk with her. There was no reason.
Never a scumbag, No, I'm not a scumbag. He learned,
he arned camera, I learned lesson but hold on a
on a bright side, guess what I said all this
this this weekend, Kayden and I were on the golf
(03:58):
course and I'm about to hit a out and this
piece of paper blows by and I'm like, what the
So I turned around, I look on the ground, and
I think it's fake. There's a hundred dollar bill on
the ground, and I'm like, where the fund did that
come from? So I hit and I start looking around again,
and another guy pulls up. He goes, hey, look what
I just found. He found two of them. There was
(04:19):
hundred dollars bills blowing around the golf course. I have
no idea where they came from, but where's the well,
you know what, did you at least do the fake
look around to see if anyone's looking. Yes, I did,
while also looking for more blowing around. The people that
were behind us waiting to waiting to play, They're like,
(04:41):
hurry up there, screaming with their hands in the air,
and I'm like, dude, we're looking for cash. I thought
we were looking for golf balls. It was a windy
cash Nato that sucks in the same lane as Froggy's
got caught. Gandhi was saying, well, I got caught shop lifting.
Oh yeah, now, this is like a week ago. Now
(05:05):
I was younger. But the worst part. It was my
dad's birthday and we had gone to j. C. Penny
sorry Jason Penny, to just do some shopping and I
found him a tie, which I paid for. But at
the same time, I found a bunch of like costume
jewelry and I thought they were really pretty rings. So
I was like, I'll just go ahead and take these,
and I stuffed him in the Yeah, I put him
in the same bag with the tie that I had
paid for, thinking, because I paid for the tie, no
(05:28):
one's gonna think I stole something. Except they had those
plain clothes security guards walking around watched me do the
whole thing, start to finish. So we walk out of
the store and he said, excuse me, can I look
in your bag? And my mom was like, oh, of course, sure.
Oh man, I've never so much trouble. They busted me.
I was with my friend. They take you back into
(05:48):
a little room, they empty out all the contents of
the bag, and then they give you an estimate of
how much you have stolen. And it was a lot
because it took a lot of the rings. I mean,
I was like, I was it was for five dollars
because they said this could be a felony, and I
had the actual retail price of the added up jewelry. Um,
I don't know the actual price. They just said it
(06:10):
was over five dollars. So then I had to go
to juvenile court, and I had to spend weekends going
to juvie and I had to be on house arrest,
and I think my parents extended it longer than it
should have been to teach me a lesson. My dad
was like, go ahead, lock her up, put her in jail.
Don't give me this kind of stuff for my birthday.
I know, totally should have totally shut up. Never Gail
(06:31):
and Gandhi anyone else here stolen from the store. I've stolen.
Front of store was everyone raising their hand. But when
I was when I was a kid, and I wasn't
allowed to have sugar, so I wanted one of those
bubble gum cigars, Remember those bubblegum cigars that the you know,
the powder came out at the end. So my mom
(06:52):
actually caught me putting it into my purse and she
came over to me and she dragged me out by
my ear and she's like, are you stealing? She was
screaming at me. She's like, I should turn you over
to the security guards right now. Thankfully she didn't, but
she scared the ship out of me. And then she said,
you're allowed to have sugar, because she said, if this
is what not having sugar does, do you have the
(07:13):
sugar turns into exactly have the sugar? Yeah, I stole
so when I was when I was a very young child,
my dad owned like some little country store in like
the middle of nowhere in North Carolina, and uh so
I was always gold there and just take what I
wanted to leave. My dad owned the store. So I
went to a convenience store with my mom to another store,
but my dad did known this one. So I just
(07:34):
grabbed a bunch of ship and walked back to the
car get the car. My Mom's like, where'd all that
come from? I'm like, I got in the store. You
didn't pay for that? Like, no, we didn't go back
in the store and explained to the lady behind the
register that he didn't understand stories like that. If you're
a little kid, you just fully understand. I think I
took a piece of candy once to my mom made
me take it back in. But gandhi, I mean you
(07:56):
were you were a teenager probably when that happened. Right,
I was eleven. I was too old to do it,
wait told to do it, But eleven's pretty young. But
I just can't imagine. And I know maybe we have
some people watching this right now who have taken things
of late for whatever reason. I just can't imagine, like
looking around, I would have a heart attack, would if
(08:19):
I get caught. I actually was in a store. I
didn't tell you guys this. I usually tell you everything.
I was in a store got about a week ago
out in New Jersey, right and I walked in and
I didn't find what I wanted and I walked out,
and you know, you when you know, when you do that,
you're thinking. I wonder if they think I stole something.
A lady actually stopped me. She said, did I see
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you take something over there? It was a drug store?
She said, did I take you? Did you take something
from the hair care product area? I said, no, you
didn't have what I was looking for. And she said, well,
it looked like you did take something. I said, well,
I picked up a product. It wasn't what I wanted
to be, and I put it back and she looked
at me. There was silence. I had silence, and we
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both kind of blinked. I said to her, I started
smiling like this, I said, if you want to check
my pockets. I'll be very happy to do that, but
just understand you're not going to find anything, and it's
gonna get embarrassing. I know you're just doing your job,
but I'm just telling you right now. I didn't I
didn't say anything from your story. And she looked at me.
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She said, you can be on your way, goodbye. And
as I walked out, I'm thinking I should have. I
should have emptied my pockets anyway, just to prove to her.
But I didn't. She thought I was. She thought I
was stealing hair care products. Have you ever been there
when someone has gotten busted for stealing? Oh man, More
like like a big department store. They do these things
where they pull like tinfoil or something in the shopping
bags and stuff, and it doesn't like register or something
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when they go through and they I don't know, it's
so crazy what they come up with the craziest ways
of trying not to get caught. I was an Abercrombie.
Don't ask me why, but there was a bunch of
Rukis in the corner of the store and that all
of a sudden, the gates went down and the person
tried to slip under the gate as it was going
down in the drest put the gates down. We were
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locked in the store. They put the gates down. It
was out of see that could could turn into a
dangerous situation. What's up? Well, you know I used to
work in retail, and so I caught a lot of
people shoplifting to the point where they would they put
me in charge of you know, reporting people and the
mole security guards. You know, I had them on speed
dial and Danielle's right. He would double line shopping bags
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with some kind of either duct tape or tinfoil that
would keep the senses from working. And one day we
had a giant table by it was a garden State
plausible has had two entrances to the store. They had
taken over two storefronts and the other entrance had a
blind spot. And this one girl who was shoplifting took
her arm and shoved the entire table into a couple
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of giant bags that she and a friend at whoop swoop.
And I just happened to be looking at the time
and like at an angle, and I caught her and
I had secure to go after her. But yeah, people
are brazen. One one woman she was in the fitting room,
and she was in the middle door where I knew
there was a big space you could see in, and
so we were kind of suspicious of her to begin with.
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And we watched her go in with a ton of
stuff and we saw her putting it in her bag
and then like putting it on herself, and then she
walked out with a bag full of it and like
ten layers of clothing on that. I said, yeah, you
can't say anything until she walks out, because I know
why she could just say she's trying it on. So
the minute she walked out, I went after and I said,
excuse me, um, do you want to pay for all
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the clothing you're wearing it in your bag. I don't
know what you're talking about. I said, well, you were
in fitting room too, and we could see right in.
I saw you do it, and so security came and
they dragged her ass off. IM surprised that I don't
know how it works, but you know, the self checkout
at grocery stores, I just you know, you just know
that if if only through mistake, people are walking out
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with stuff haven't paid for, they got more on labor
than what they probably lose an on wrung merchandise if
you want to hear something really tacky. And I was
a caterer, you know, at a wedding hall years ago,
and at the we had these fancy black stem glasses
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for the you know, for the water glasses. And at
the end of the night, the only thing left on
the table our water glasses. So we noticed that as
the music was about to end, they were playing like
last Dance or some stupid thing whatever, we notice that
one table had no water glasses on it. So we
were like, someone stole the water glasses off this table
because we didn't bust the table yet, so we would
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start checking people and this drunk woman as she's walking out,
had two shopping bags and you hear the clanking of
the glasses and she was hammered. But here's the best part.
We grabbed. We confiscate the glasses from her because she
was trying to walk out with the glasses. Where did
all the water go? Because those water glasses were full.
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We look under the table. She had taken every glass,
emptied it under the table, all the water and it
was a big puddle of water under the table than
stem glass. I will say some of the most satisfying
videos right now, are watching the dining dashers get roped
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in Miami when the staff goes running after him. First
of all, everyone in Miami works out you're not going
to outrun them, and they are ready for this. It's
so funny to me. I'm like, yeah, are you talking
about the one that came out this past weekend. Well,
there was one where one where a guy was running
out with a fannie pack right across his chest. He
tried to dine and dash. The entire staff one after
him tackled him and they grabbed him by the fanny
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pack around his neck. Then there was another one of
a guy sitting at a table in South Beach. He
tried to leave and he was sort of portly, so
everybody was like, that guy was never going to make
it out. He watched the video from spring Break South Beach,
So the one I saw the staff of the restaurant
chase this guy down and they were taking it. They
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finally got him, and the crows sort of plotting and
all these women started twerking, and then this is the
most entertaining thing I've ever seen in my life. It's
like so many different shows going on, working and dieting
and dashing, and there's like a little bit of the
Real Housewives, a little bit of Cops, and a little
bit of some stripper show. It's amazing. I'm glad I'm
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not there at the moment. I worked the consumers, which
this is not about stealing, but we would take back anything.
This was like before Amazon. It was like one of
those catalog companies where you'd come in, open the catalog,
order from the catalog and it would come back from
the back on the conveyor belt and we give it
to you. So we used to take anything back. And
this one person came in with a baby potty like
a training toilet, and it had poop in it, and
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they tried to return it, and I was like, I
can't take this back. You didn't even clean up. You said,
you take back anything with that person that would do that.
It was so disgusting, it was It was probably the
most disgusting thing that someone ever tried to return. It
was so gross, so gross. This is getting gross. But
you know it's your birthday. You've got a feed past.
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Yeah forget. I hope you enjoyed your birthday at the beginning.
I mean, you still have a whole day to celebrate.
You're having lunch with friends. I do, Yeah, I'm having
lunch friends, and I'm supposed to go for a bike
ride with the husband, and of course we have stuff
for tonight and there's some soccer, so it's gonna be
a good day. I'm excited, very good. Okay, So we've
still we've talked about stealing things and ship and baby toilet.
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I like it. No matter what the conversation is, it
always come back to poop. At some point, we'll bring
it full circle to the story that was me today. Garrett,
you've been so quiet, and so you have the last
thoughts for the show? What do you have? Sent Scotty
a video pertaining to all that. I didn't want to
see that before I went to bed. Well, I'm glad
I didn't respond back to that text now, Garrett, thank you.
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I was sleeping, but I'm glad I was talking about
Jarrett sends me a text last night and I was
already in bed and it says are you in the
mood to be grossed out? But I didn't see it
until this morning. I guess I'm glad I didn't respond.
I'll send everybody the video now, okay, so over so
over the weekends, remember, but I'm not going to explain
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what the video is Stevo. Stevo did a comedy show
and he met a fan who showed him a video
that intrigued him, and they finally met. So Stevo showed
the video on his Instagram and I passed along to Scotty,
so I will pass it along to you guys. All
the investigators out there will find a way to look
at it exactly. I didn't show it, and I'm so
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happy you boys are sending fecal matter videos to each other.
I'm sending it now. We're done. Happy Monday, Happy Birthday, Daniel.
We love you Today, Burday, Burthday you. Oh sorry. The
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