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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
First morning show? And here we go the fifteen minute
morning show podcast. The room is full, there's Froggy and
they're scary, and there's Scotty B and Gandhi. There's where
(00:23):
Danielle sits, but she's not there. Her catch will be
here soon. The cat will be walking by in just
a moment. And of course there's Straight Night and there's Garrett. Yes,
I've got the world famous Bob Pittman beard going look
at that anyway, just thought i'd show it off. So
what do you have to start our podcast off with? Today?
Straight name? This is? This will be quick. I don't
(00:45):
know if you guys do this too, but like when
I'm in the shower or driving to work, I tend
to do my mind just wanders right. Yes, so I've
been writing down some of the things I think about randomly. Oh,
shower thoughts. I love. I do this to sometimes. Yeah, so, um,
you want to hear some of them here there? Yes,
would people know about Roman numerals if it wasn't for
(01:07):
the Super Bowl? Like? Where else do you see Roman numerals?
I remember learning about him when I was younger, but
I don't remember why, but why do we even clocks? Fraternity? Right? Okay?
And trademarks at the end of film super Bowls. Yeah,
(01:29):
you cannot be a part of this podcast unless you
pay attention. But we really doing a podcast. I know
we're starting. I thought this was a discussion before we
start recording the show. Before the show. Hey, wait a second.
You all was caught off twice his literal question, go
(01:52):
ahead and go ahead of quead. This is the show
before the show, that's after the show, okay. His question
was why do we use them numerals if it weren't
for the Super Bowl? Would we even use that for
the Super Bowl? And then your answer was super Bowl?
Moving on? Yes? How come you can't click an elevator button?
(02:17):
The other day I went and I hit four, which
I didn't want to go to. I'm like, why why
can't click that button? You can cannot? You cannot. It's
like you're done. That is a wives tale our boss
Tom Palm that showed me once in the elevator you
have to like it's a code or something. You have
to get one of the two bottom buttons and hold
(02:38):
it down. As tried it. We tried it. It doesn't work.
It's forced to be like closed door and the floor
button at the same time or something like that. It
doesn't work. Okay, you should just push it again and
it should go off. That's what they should do. And
I bet someone from Otis says, we do have an
elevator that will allow that, but we don't have it
in our building, right. I just wonder why they have
(02:59):
the as is just a set default like press the
button canceled my floor. Yeah, and the worst is when
you have to select the floor outside of the elevator
and then get in because if you mess up, then
then you have to get off the elevator, do it
again and get back on it. Terrible. I bet you Daniello, Hey, welcome.
I bet you they can do it in a in
a elevator that has an operator. Yes, you know, but
(03:23):
we don't have that. Yeah, okay, moving on, Uh where
did bed bugs live before people had beds? Because you
only see bed bugs in bed there They don't live
But why did it not? That's not true. You can
get them in a in a movie theater, in the
feats like okay, where did they live before Upholstreet? Like
(03:48):
maybe they were called something else? Where were they? Like,
there're no I go out of the forest. I don't
find bed bugs. You can't see them. Really. I googled it, Nate.
It said they lived on animals. So they live on
like poultry and bats and things like that. But they
still don't do they. I don't know. I want to
know why they attack in a line. They bite you
(04:08):
in a line, so like a line of bites. Why
is it? How is it? Why is it always like
a Could there be just one that's walking and biting
and walking and biting and walking by baby? I'm okay,
do lumberjacks really eat big breakfast? I think they do.
You did not think of this in the shower this morning,
(04:30):
not not today, But I've been writing them down over
the course of time, like they always call it the
lumberjack breakfast. I don't know any lumberjacks, and I'm not
sure if they eat big breakfast, but I think because
they're a big dude. Lumberjacks are big dude, these big foods.
And bet the brawny man he just eats a big breakfast.
(04:51):
You know he's got big dumps. Okay, go back, go
back to Reddit and give us, give us another shower. Actually,
I'll go there now, I got one. What's that, froggy.
If you try to fail and you succeed, what have
(05:11):
you actually done both? No, you succeeded because you tried to.
You wanted to fail, so you did succeed. You succeeded
it failing because you can't succeed unless you failed, that's
the whole point. But you succeeded it you so it's both. Okay. No, seriously,
if you if you had to fail to succeed, that
(05:34):
means you had to fail as well. Right, But if
you wanted to fail and you did, then you really succeeded.
So you didn't do what you set out to do
in the first place. No, you did, but you did both.
That's my point. Your your your goal was to do
both basically and succeed. It was unreddit. That's why I asked.
I never I never had that thought. Do you ever
dollars a little parkway? You don't park if you know
(05:58):
you're an adult. When you missed trash day and it
ruins your entire way, it's trash day. I gotta go.
He was actually so excited about that earlier he said,
it's trash and recycling dage. He's thinking he speaking of
(06:18):
my family makes fun of me because the other day
I was cleaning on our garbage can because there was
like you put stuff in it, it it leaks out and
then there's gets bugs. I was bleaching and cleaning out
the inside of our big garbage can that goes to
the street. My family is making fun of me, like, yeah,
that's a little that's all crazy. Actually need to do
that too. You have to clean your garbage can every
now and then. Otherwise it smells bad and it gets
(06:39):
bugs and ship in it just spread with that doesn't clean.
It doesn't clean it. Summer comes around, it's going in
my garbage can to clean it. If you clean it.
But if you would have cleaned it from go, it
wouldn't be as bad as it is. Then just get
me a new garbage It takes me to use a
new garbage can. I don't want to get them dirty. Yes,
the same way you garbage cans for later. Yeah. Wow,
(07:03):
we worked with a bunch of weirdos. Why is it
that every time we have a conversation, like all of
a sudden, the one comment that Scotty like the weirdest
thing on the left if I get a new garbage can,
I'm just gonna keep using the old ones with the
holes in it, because I don't want to put stinky
garbage in a brand new can. I don't know, So
why do you buy it at the garbage can? It's
for garbage. I don't know. I don't know, my head.
(07:26):
Here's a really good one thought. Some people masturbate more
than they brush their teeth. Oh gross. Some people multitask
and do it. How do you do that? I don't know.
I'm imagining you in the show. We're getting it done right?
(07:49):
Oh no, No, Jeff just warned us about something. Engineer
Jeff is uh walking in What's going on over there?
Jeff Podcast Podcast? Sorry, you know you're in the middle
of the I was weren't scary when he was setting out?
There's a protest on Canal Street. Don't go to the
Holland tunneling so right at the entrance to the head Yeah, protest,
(08:16):
depending on what it is. I think I think it's
uh what a year ago today? Okay, okay, George Foyd, Okay,
all right, I guess we're going for a ride because
I'm driving Gandhi home and the people are headed for
the Lincoln Tunnel. Good luck, might as well drive through Brooklyn, Nascary. Okay,
I guess I'm gonna go. Anybody have a pool to crash?
(08:39):
I knew what you gotta get to my apartment. I
got one to you, but you just gotta get to Jersey.
So yep, exactly, Okay. Uh, I don't know. I don't
know how much we got like eight minutes left, so
I just left us high and dry. Okay, But is
(09:02):
he gonna come back? Because you left just camera on.
He definitely is doing the garbage, but I don't know
if he's coming back. I think he's gonna come back,
and he's got a good point, though. It does ruin
your ship if you have a lot of garbage to
go out and you don't take the garbage came out
and you've got to sit there for a week. Oh man,
that's the worst thing ever. I'll go and use like
a random dumpster and chance getting to Fine, I'll be like, no,
we're gonna throw this in there and the whole glass
(09:25):
the cat, really, can you get the hell out of
the way? So what is it with you? Your cat? NonStop?
Like you know what, I'll tell you what it is.
I'll tell you what it is. This is the desk
that he sat on before I put my stuff here.
And now you know how we have the box that
kind of connects us to the station. It's very warm,
and he likes cats like to sit in warm spots,
(09:45):
and so he's like, oh, it's warm up there. That
was my spot to begin with. So I'll just jump
up there every freaking ten seconds and everything, and he
throws my pens off, he throws my my prep all
over the Oh he's a freaking night man. I love him,
but he's a nightmare. Like my dog likes cold, and
I have to try to not pee on him in
(10:06):
the middle of the night because he'll sleep on the
tiles wrapped around the bottom of the toilet. I stumble
in there at like one o'clock in the morning, and
I have to try not to pee on my dog. Okay,
your cats my mind right now, Like, you're in my spot.
That's what I was here first. Get out. This is
my desk. What are you doing so? But he does
(10:27):
get scared sometimes, like when I laugh really loudly, he
picked his head and he's like, going on, you got
more shower. I'm I'm looking here, why is it okay for? Like,
here's what I read. Why is it okay for a
baby to burp? And it's cute, but if an adult
or kid does it, it's considered rude. It's the same
(10:48):
thing because babies don't know any better. I mean yeah,
and babies cry whenever they don't get their way. I
wish as an adult I could do that too, But
it's like burping is the same thing. We're we're releasing
the gas from bodies. I mean yeah, I was thought
that on a plane. You know, when you have a
baby screaming or crying, what if you had an adult
just sobbing. That has happened before. It happened to me.
(11:13):
The woman was moving and she had just said goodbye
to all of her friends and got on the plane
sobbing hysterically. I of course, had no idea what was
going on. I'm sitting next to her, like, is this
gonna be okay? So we take off. I don't know
what's going on. My new defense mechanism when I'm arguing
with my kids and they start like fake crying, so
I start fake crying. Have done that sometimes, Garrett, you'll
(11:38):
appreciate this The most unhelpful thing in the world is
a toddler trying to be helpful. The worst. I was
getting groceries and you know you're trying. You're trying to
get all the groceries. And my son, he's five, He goes,
I got the watermelon. Don't worry about it. I'm like, no,
I got, don't worry about the watermelon. I got. Sure enough,
the watermelon rolls out of the back of the car,
(11:58):
and then the street is why is it acceptable? Why
is it acceptable to pee in a pool but not
acceptable to stand over a pool and pee into the pool.
But it's a little sorry, I got agree with just
(12:19):
stand over the pool, and it's the same exact result. No,
you don't stay, you don't sit in the pool while
you're peeing. Go I'm peeing, so people don't know you're peeing.
It's the same result, though, because when you pee in
the pool, you're also paying all over yourself, so it's
less rude than if you stand outside the pool and
(12:41):
just piss on everyone else. That's terrible. Are these are
the things that go on in my head? I want
to know that too. No, one, that's a big answer.
You're not allowed near anyone. Yeah, I don't think Scotty's
allowed near anyone's pool too, because Scotty admitted that he
will pool. Yeah, I'm sending my invitation for you to
(13:02):
come to my pool all summer. No, I don't not
say I'm going to do this. I don't want to.
I'm talking about the idea of it or the same. Okay,
the ocean. Why is it okay to pee in the ocean?
But I can't stand in the sand and pee at
the ocean. That's illegal. It's an exposure. Whip your dick
out in public, and there's more people at the beach going, Hey,
(13:23):
look at that guy standing with his dick in his hand,
as So, what if you just stood What if you
stood on the shoreline right by the water, didn't take
it out, but just peede and I just went down
your leg. That's okay. Fish, fish ship in the ocean?
Why can't I Yeah, you're not a fish. That's their
home toilet. That's their toilet, not your toilet. The same
(13:44):
place I'm swimming in the fish toilet? Important questions. All
this makes me want to do is avoid bodies of
water for anything. Yeah, it got these guys fan and
shipping and all of it. It really is the same result. Yeah,
but you gotta think of a fish. Is poop is
not as big as your poop, but whales as much.
(14:04):
But there's so many more fish than there are people,
So it adds up. Think about when you, like, you
get in a wave and you get you know, thrown
under and all the water gets in your mouth. Thing
about a whale. A whale turn's got a huge I
mean that's not small. Yeah, yeah, but it dissipates. You
don't ever see that on the shore. You don't know that, true,
we haven't. Why can't you poop on the side of
(14:25):
the ocean as opposed to pooping in well that just gross.
Oh now that's Gross's finally found it, just in time
for this to be over. By the way, Alice never
came back. I'm just saying he's going to be the
last screen standing. Okay, maybe he's peeing in the pool.
(14:53):
Fifteen minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
First morning show? And here we go the fifteen minute
morning show podcast. The room is full, there's Froggy and
they're scary, and there's Scotty B and Gandhi. There's where
(00:23):
Danielle sits, but she's not there. Her catch will be
here soon. The cat will be walking by in just
a moment. And of course there's Straight Night and there's Garrett. Yes,
I've got the world famous Bob Pittman beard going look
at that anyway, just thought i'd show it off. So
what do you have to start our podcast off with? Today?
Straight name? This is? This will be quick. I don't
(00:45):
know if you guys do this too, but like when
I'm in the shower or driving to work, I tend
to do my mind just wanders right. Yes, so I've
been writing down some of the things I think about randomly. Oh,
shower thoughts. I love. I do this to sometimes. Yeah, so, um,
you want to hear some of them here there? Yes,
would people know about Roman numerals if it wasn't for
(01:07):
the Super Bowl? Like? Where else do you see Roman numerals?
I remember learning about him when I was younger, but
I don't remember why, but why do we even clocks? Fraternity? Right? Okay?
And trademarks at the end of film super Bowls. Yeah,
(01:29):
you cannot be a part of this podcast unless you
pay attention. But we really doing a podcast. I know
we're starting. I thought this was a discussion before we
start recording the show. Before the show. Hey, wait a second.
You all was caught off twice his literal question, go
(01:52):
ahead and go ahead of quead. This is the show
before the show, that's after the show, okay. His question
was why do we use them numerals if it weren't
for the Super Bowl? Would we even use that for
the Super Bowl? And then your answer was super Bowl?
Moving on? Yes? How come you can't click an elevator button?
(02:17):
The other day I went and I hit four, which
I didn't want to go to. I'm like, why why
can't click that button? You can cannot? You cannot. It's
like you're done. That is a wives tale our boss
Tom Palm that showed me once in the elevator you
have to like it's a code or something. You have
to get one of the two bottom buttons and hold
(02:38):
it down. As tried it. We tried it. It doesn't work.
It's forced to be like closed door and the floor
button at the same time or something like that. It
doesn't work. Okay, you should just push it again and
it should go off. That's what they should do. And
I bet someone from Otis says, we do have an
elevator that will allow that, but we don't have it
in our building, right. I just wonder why they have
(02:59):
the as is just a set default like press the
button canceled my floor. Yeah, and the worst is when
you have to select the floor outside of the elevator
and then get in because if you mess up, then
then you have to get off the elevator, do it
again and get back on it. Terrible. I bet you Daniello, Hey, welcome.
I bet you they can do it in a in
a elevator that has an operator. Yes, you know, but
(03:23):
we don't have that. Yeah, okay, moving on, Uh where
did bed bugs live before people had beds? Because you
only see bed bugs in bed there They don't live
But why did it not? That's not true. You can
get them in a in a movie theater, in the
feats like okay, where did they live before Upholstreet? Like
(03:48):
maybe they were called something else? Where were they? Like,
there're no I go out of the forest. I don't
find bed bugs. You can't see them. Really. I googled it, Nate.
It said they lived on animals. So they live on
like poultry and bats and things like that. But they
still don't do they. I don't know. I want to
know why they attack in a line. They bite you
(04:08):
in a line, so like a line of bites. Why
is it? How is it? Why is it always like
a Could there be just one that's walking and biting
and walking and biting and walking by baby? I'm okay,
do lumberjacks really eat big breakfast? I think they do.
You did not think of this in the shower this morning,
(04:30):
not not today, But I've been writing them down over
the course of time, like they always call it the
lumberjack breakfast. I don't know any lumberjacks, and I'm not
sure if they eat big breakfast, but I think because
they're a big dude. Lumberjacks are big dude, these big foods.
And bet the brawny man he just eats a big breakfast.
(04:51):
You know he's got big dumps. Okay, go back, go
back to Reddit and give us, give us another shower. Actually,
I'll go there now, I got one. What's that, froggy.
If you try to fail and you succeed, what have
(05:11):
you actually done both? No, you succeeded because you tried to.
You wanted to fail, so you did succeed. You succeeded
it failing because you can't succeed unless you failed, that's
the whole point. But you succeeded it you so it's both. Okay. No, seriously,
if you if you had to fail to succeed, that
(05:34):
means you had to fail as well. Right, But if
you wanted to fail and you did, then you really succeeded.
So you didn't do what you set out to do
in the first place. No, you did, but you did both.
That's my point. Your your your goal was to do
both basically and succeed. It was unreddit. That's why I asked.
I never I never had that thought. Do you ever
dollars a little parkway? You don't park if you know
(05:58):
you're an adult. When you missed trash day and it
ruins your entire way, it's trash day. I gotta go.
He was actually so excited about that earlier he said,
it's trash and recycling dage. He's thinking he speaking of
(06:18):
my family makes fun of me because the other day
I was cleaning on our garbage can because there was
like you put stuff in it, it it leaks out and
then there's gets bugs. I was bleaching and cleaning out
the inside of our big garbage can that goes to
the street. My family is making fun of me, like, yeah,
that's a little that's all crazy. Actually need to do
that too. You have to clean your garbage can every
now and then. Otherwise it smells bad and it gets
(06:39):
bugs and ship in it just spread with that doesn't clean.
It doesn't clean it. Summer comes around, it's going in
my garbage can to clean it. If you clean it.
But if you would have cleaned it from go, it
wouldn't be as bad as it is. Then just get
me a new garbage It takes me to use a
new garbage can. I don't want to get them dirty. Yes,
the same way you garbage cans for later. Yeah. Wow,
(07:03):
we worked with a bunch of weirdos. Why is it
that every time we have a conversation, like all of
a sudden, the one comment that Scotty like the weirdest
thing on the left if I get a new garbage can,
I'm just gonna keep using the old ones with the
holes in it, because I don't want to put stinky
garbage in a brand new can. I don't know, So
why do you buy it at the garbage can? It's
for garbage. I don't know. I don't know, my head.
(07:26):
Here's a really good one thought. Some people masturbate more
than they brush their teeth. Oh gross. Some people multitask
and do it. How do you do that? I don't know.
I'm imagining you in the show. We're getting it done right?
(07:49):
Oh no, No, Jeff just warned us about something. Engineer
Jeff is uh walking in What's going on over there?
Jeff Podcast Podcast? Sorry, you know you're in the middle
of the I was weren't scary when he was setting out?
There's a protest on Canal Street. Don't go to the
Holland tunneling so right at the entrance to the head Yeah, protest,
(08:16):
depending on what it is. I think I think it's
uh what a year ago today? Okay, okay, George Foyd, Okay,
all right, I guess we're going for a ride because
I'm driving Gandhi home and the people are headed for
the Lincoln Tunnel. Good luck, might as well drive through Brooklyn, Nascary. Okay,
I guess I'm gonna go. Anybody have a pool to crash?
(08:39):
I knew what you gotta get to my apartment. I
got one to you, but you just gotta get to Jersey.
So yep, exactly, Okay. Uh, I don't know. I don't
know how much we got like eight minutes left, so
I just left us high and dry. Okay, But is
(09:02):
he gonna come back? Because you left just camera on.
He definitely is doing the garbage, but I don't know
if he's coming back. I think he's gonna come back,
and he's got a good point, though. It does ruin
your ship if you have a lot of garbage to
go out and you don't take the garbage came out
and you've got to sit there for a week. Oh man,
that's the worst thing ever. I'll go and use like
a random dumpster and chance getting to Fine, I'll be like, no,
we're gonna throw this in there and the whole glass
(09:25):
the cat, really, can you get the hell out of
the way? So what is it with you? Your cat? NonStop?
Like you know what, I'll tell you what it is.
I'll tell you what it is. This is the desk
that he sat on before I put my stuff here.
And now you know how we have the box that
kind of connects us to the station. It's very warm,
and he likes cats like to sit in warm spots,
(09:45):
and so he's like, oh, it's warm up there. That
was my spot to begin with. So I'll just jump
up there every freaking ten seconds and everything, and he
throws my pens off, he throws my my prep all
over the Oh he's a freaking night man. I love him,
but he's a nightmare. Like my dog likes cold, and
I have to try to not pee on him in
(10:06):
the middle of the night because he'll sleep on the
tiles wrapped around the bottom of the toilet. I stumble
in there at like one o'clock in the morning, and
I have to try not to pee on my dog. Okay,
your cats my mind right now, Like, you're in my spot.
That's what I was here first. Get out. This is
my desk. What are you doing so? But he does
(10:27):
get scared sometimes, like when I laugh really loudly, he
picked his head and he's like, going on, you got
more shower. I'm I'm looking here, why is it okay for? Like,
here's what I read. Why is it okay for a
baby to burp? And it's cute, but if an adult
or kid does it, it's considered rude. It's the same
(10:48):
thing because babies don't know any better. I mean yeah,
and babies cry whenever they don't get their way. I
wish as an adult I could do that too, But
it's like burping is the same thing. We're we're releasing
the gas from bodies. I mean yeah, I was thought
that on a plane. You know, when you have a
baby screaming or crying, what if you had an adult
just sobbing. That has happened before. It happened to me.
(11:13):
The woman was moving and she had just said goodbye
to all of her friends and got on the plane
sobbing hysterically. I of course, had no idea what was
going on. I'm sitting next to her, like, is this
gonna be okay? So we take off. I don't know
what's going on. My new defense mechanism when I'm arguing
with my kids and they start like fake crying, so
I start fake crying. Have done that sometimes, Garrett, you'll
(11:38):
appreciate this The most unhelpful thing in the world is
a toddler trying to be helpful. The worst. I was
getting groceries and you know you're trying. You're trying to
get all the groceries. And my son, he's five, He goes,
I got the watermelon. Don't worry about it. I'm like, no,
I got, don't worry about the watermelon. I got. Sure enough,
the watermelon rolls out of the back of the car,
(11:58):
and then the street is why is it acceptable? Why
is it acceptable to pee in a pool but not
acceptable to stand over a pool and pee into the pool.
But it's a little sorry, I got agree with just
(12:19):
stand over the pool, and it's the same exact result. No,
you don't stay, you don't sit in the pool while
you're peeing. Go I'm peeing, so people don't know you're peeing.
It's the same result, though, because when you pee in
the pool, you're also paying all over yourself, so it's
less rude than if you stand outside the pool and
(12:41):
just piss on everyone else. That's terrible. Are these are
the things that go on in my head? I want
to know that too. No, one, that's a big answer.
You're not allowed near anyone. Yeah, I don't think Scotty's
allowed near anyone's pool too, because Scotty admitted that he
will pool. Yeah, I'm sending my invitation for you to
(13:02):
come to my pool all summer. No, I don't not
say I'm going to do this. I don't want to.
I'm talking about the idea of it or the same. Okay,
the ocean. Why is it okay to pee in the ocean?
But I can't stand in the sand and pee at
the ocean. That's illegal. It's an exposure. Whip your dick
out in public, and there's more people at the beach going, Hey,
(13:23):
look at that guy standing with his dick in his hand,
as So, what if you just stood What if you
stood on the shoreline right by the water, didn't take
it out, but just peede and I just went down
your leg. That's okay. Fish, fish ship in the ocean?
Why can't I Yeah, you're not a fish. That's their
home toilet. That's their toilet, not your toilet. The same
(13:44):
place I'm swimming in the fish toilet? Important questions. All
this makes me want to do is avoid bodies of
water for anything. Yeah, it got these guys fan and
shipping and all of it. It really is the same result. Yeah,
but you gotta think of a fish. Is poop is
not as big as your poop, but whales as much.
(14:04):
But there's so many more fish than there are people,
So it adds up. Think about when you, like, you
get in a wave and you get you know, thrown
under and all the water gets in your mouth. Thing
about a whale. A whale turn's got a huge I
mean that's not small. Yeah, yeah, but it dissipates. You
don't ever see that on the shore. You don't know that, true,
we haven't. Why can't you poop on the side of
(14:25):
the ocean as opposed to pooping in well that just gross.
Oh now that's Gross's finally found it, just in time
for this to be over. By the way, Alice never
came back. I'm just saying he's going to be the
last screen standing. Okay, maybe he's peeing in the pool.
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