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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Presents show. It's the fifty minute morning show podcast. Welcome
(00:25):
back for the weekend, y'all, y'all, we're still wedding to
sign on. He he lost his track of time. There's Rody,
and there's Gandhi and Scotty B and there's Danielle and
Scar and straight Nate and Garrett and then any moment, Now,
(00:47):
where are we going with this thing today? What do
you want to talk about? Danielle mentioned something about golden
penis syndrome. Does anybody know what this is? It's the
Pete Davidson effect, the big d energy. Yeah, meaning you
keep somebody around because that's what you got going like
someone You can't understand why someone is with someone, and
then you realize, man, they must. My mom says this
(01:08):
to me all the time. She's like, yes, she has
said to me, he must be really good in bed,
because that's the only reason why she would still be
the only reason any way, that someone stays an ugly
dude because he has a big penis. I don't know
what this came up, because it's scary. Scary who says
(01:29):
he never compromises with his girlfriend? He always gets his way.
Danielle assumed, well, he's got a golden penis. Yeah, that's
that's what brought us to this. You've got a golden
pen daniel Can you just clarify that your mom says
it about other people, not about your husband. Oh no, no, no,
not about me. But she she will look at a
couple and she'll go, the only reason that that person
is still with that person is because they must be
(01:49):
good in bed. She has said that before. I know
what you mean, but the way it came across to
not in mind energy, that's what that's exactly what that is.
You think you have a big really medium D energy. Yeah,
it doesn't work with medium D energy. But I've heard
it the opposite way. I heard. Oh how does she
land all those guys? She must have a golden vagina.
(02:12):
I'm like, I don't know that. The golden vagina with me? Like,
I don't never heard that. I really want there's Dave
Brodie turned David Brody's microphone his clean Feet audio is
not connected. Here we go this happy out. How many
days does this happen? Out of the days we do this?
All of them to turn his Uh, you may turn
(02:32):
his zoom mute off. Yeah, maybe that would help. Try that.
I just asked him. But he doesn't have headphones on,
so he does. Brody says, you need to connect him. Scary.
I've done my job. I think I think you're on now,
Brodie you want Yeah, okay, alright, let's just do this
(02:55):
for fifty. Hey Elvis, so did you watch any football
over the weekend? No, No, I didn't. I thought you
would have been all in because even two weekends ago,
when Lydia Malcolm was staying with you, Lydia said that
you guys were excited to watch the football. Yeah, but
I didn't have any bets on any game, so I didn't.
I couldn't care with Alex won two games this weekend.
(03:17):
He voted for Underdogs and one bucks and wood for him.
We voted for he went for the forty niners. Then, Uh, yeah,
I guess. Yeah, Hey, is he on yet? Are we done? Now?
He's gotta he's got to move over to Uh, he's
got to move over to the zoom audio. Yeah. So, no,
I did not watch any any football. I just watched
(03:38):
Ozark this weekend. How great? I mean the first three
minutes Elvis text He's like, oh my gosh, right away.
I'm like, they don't hold back, that's for sure. You're
asking the question like, when is the second part of
the final season going to be released? Well, Netflix does
this thing where there shows that they that have similar
(03:59):
situation is where they give you half the episodes on
the front half of the year. They either wait three
to six months, so anytime between now and June will
will get the final June. Hell man, look, we have
no choice. We'll just sit here and just we waited
long enough, though, do you know how long we waited for?
I do see something going on. My favorite character on
(04:24):
Ozark is Ruth. My favorite character on Yellowstone is Beth.
Tough as fucking nails. These women, they are tough to
the point where they don't mind losing their lives just
to prove that they're the toughest in the room. And
I love them. I think great characters. That's not a
(04:44):
spoiler right now, Okay, character, So do you think you're
attracted to tough women? Then it's not a sexual effect. No,
not a sexual thing, just in general, like tough women.
The characters are written really really well. Are you on now,
David Brodie? No, the way microphone is. It looks so suspicious, Penis.
(05:16):
Now you're on now welcome to the Yeah, my god, my,
welcome to the podcast. I think we have like eight
minutes left, but he got on that matter for the mic.
Can you rub that microphone? Yeahs so funny. So what
(05:41):
did Brody miss? We're talking about big d energy, talking
about strong women roles in TV shows. We've been very busy.
What are you watching these days? Brodie? I'm loving Peacemaker
on Thursday nights on HBO Max with John Cena. It's
hilarious and vulgar and uh it's great and uh book
(06:03):
a Boba Fat on Disney And oh I just finished Elvis.
You know, I finished watching Dexter new Blood. That was fantastic. Yeah, yeah,
I gotta start that. Yeah, well tonight I don't know
what we're watching because I have to compromise. Yes, compromise, Yeah,
we were talking about more than one television Tell him
(06:25):
to go to the room. No, then no, I'll have
to go the other roads. There's too much to compromise
when you do that. Anyway, all right, what else? What
else we have up for grabs today? Man? Wow? Skating? Oh,
skating like with the four wheels skating on Saturday you
(06:46):
did at the roller rink? They still have those, Yes,
they have one on Long Island called United Skates of America.
And the State of Saurus came out in the constant
from the eighties. Yeah. Yeah, it's a dinosaur that comes
out in a costume and skates around you for being there.
Or no, it's funny because I used to go. It's
(07:08):
actually really good exercise. I used to go, but I
would go without my kid, and I said, this is
not okay. So Cooper and I went this time. That way,
I don't look like a creeper. So you go roller
skating at the rink for exercise by yourself. But I
only did that once and I felt weird. So now
I go with my kids. Okay. Yeah, So it's like
me in the middle of a birthday party, you skating
(07:29):
around like it's not okay? Man, backwards, I can't. You're
not allowed to. Actually, only certain songs you're allowed to
skate backwards to. Oh, I used to backward skate all
the time. What hell on? How come the only certain
songs will allow backwards skating. I don't know that's the rule. There,
I'm not sure it's on the sign. And I said
to Cooper, I like, when your roller skate, that's the
(07:50):
time that you have to crop dust. And I explained
to her what that was because she was faring a
lot that day and she's like, is are you not allowed?
Is because we were reading the rules and she thought
it was on the sign that she was not allowed
to crop dust. I'm sure she loves the fact that
you're telling the whole world that she has a farting issue. Friends,
don't listen to this, can I be honest? I don't
know how to roller skate really really, I tell you,
(08:12):
it's been so many years. I don't know. It's like
riding a bike. Yeah, but I never learned how to
roller ska the first roller blade either. Yeah, that's all
actually ride rollerblading and it was very difficult, so I
gave it up. I've got my ankles were killing. You
know what we can get for you though they haven't
they have the skate mate. It's this thing that you
hold on to like a walker. Yeah, it looks like
(08:34):
an old person walker really. Yeah. The wall. I'm the
I'm the wall guy that that holds onto the wall
all the way around the ice skating rink nate. They
also have a roller blade now that has a shoe
under it, so you just walk. It's good. Really, I'm
gonna star turn off that's going to the bowling alley
(08:56):
when you put up the bumper. Yeah. Well there anything
that you should have learned how to do as a
kid that you don't know how to do. I can't.
I don't know how to roller skate, and I feel
like everybody. I would never even we would get invited
to the roller skating party at skate erie on Wednesday nights,
and I would go and play video games because I
didn't know how to how to roller skate. I was
so embarrassed because Kim Dobson asked me a roller skate weather.
(09:19):
I don't know how so and now she's dead. I
don't know how to skate. I don't know how to skateboard.
I should have learned that as a kid, but I
don't know how to I don't have skateboard. No. I
would love to see you guys learn now. It frightens
me too late. He a skatepark down the block from
his house. I would love for you to get on
a skateboard and try he'll be in traction to your question, though.
(09:45):
I can't think of anything I didn't learn how to
do as a kid. So you know how to ride
a bike? Uh? You roller skate? You ice skate? Ya?
Do you know how to ski? You can ski? Yeah? Yeah?
Uh shoot a gun, shoot a a kid? How to
take a woman's bra off with one? That's bullshit. Nobody
(10:10):
does that. What kid needs to learn that? Yeah, it's
not being taught to children. I knew how to do
that as a kid. Really, I successfully tied a stem
into it not one time, and I'm convinced it was
an accident. I don't know. It took a long time,
(10:33):
but we're all sitting here on You need your fingers,
don't you need your Can you do it? Can you
do all of the above. I don't think I can
tie a cherry stem and a knot with my tongue.
Pretty sure I can't do that. But the other stuff, yeah,
I did learn how to do it, which is fascinating
because neither of my parents, well my mom didn't know
how to ride a bike. So our neighbors taught us
(10:54):
how to ride a bike. Our neighbors taught us how
to skate and My mom was so happy that we
learned how to do it, because she said she felt
very behind not being able to do those things, so
she was happy that we could. Brudy got bored and left.
Is it weird to skate around the neighborhood, Like, there's
a guy. There's a guy that puts on a hockey
jersey and just carries a stick and he just skates
around my neighborhood. If you wear roller if you wear
(11:17):
roller skates anywhere other than a roller rink, you're weird,
especially the brown ones with the orange wheel. Yes, roller
blades you might get a pass even then you're a
little weird, But roller skates you're definitely strike. How you're
passing judgment here? Well, I don't know. If you saw
somebody roller skating outside of your house when you think
they're a little off, I would love it, Like what
(11:37):
the hell is happening considering I live on a farm. Yeah, yeah,
nobody has his board, he's ready to go. I got
my board ready to go. Is that a short board
or along board's size board that doesn't even look like
the body weight? Yeah? Well I got it when I
(11:58):
was a kid, but I can still ride it. A bit.
Do you lie on it on your stomach and do
like this, take us for a ride, Brodie, I love you,
but you're on the carpet nut. Oh yes, Scott, is
that a bet? Yes? Yes, I'll take no helmet and
get on it right, no helmet? Okay, So the challenges
(12:20):
on Dave Brodie, I need to see we need to
see video of you riding your skateboard and if you
can do a kick flip. Credit to Brody though, credit
to Brody because Scotty called him out and he goes, oh, yeah,
you wanna bet, thinking Scott would be like, no, I
don't want to know. I do want to bet, but
then he once he did, Brodie is kind of you know,
(12:40):
has to do it now. So can we do this
on the show tomorrow? Elvis, Yeah, sure, I'd like to
see this. I've never Brodi didn't know this without you, Brodie,
were you gonna find some We gotta find someone to
get you on live camera. Yeah, it's not gonna happen.
All these years, I didn't know you could skate. We can't.
That's why you just said it's not gonna happen. I
believe he can, absolutely, Thank you. I believe in Brodie,
but I need to see it. Um, you have two minutes,
(13:07):
but you could do. What about surfing? Surfing tomorrow on
the show. I never learned how to surf. Okay, I'll
give you that one tomorrow on the show. Dave Brodie's
on the skateboard on Saturday Show. All right, we're gonna
get out of here. Bye, The fifteen Minute Morning Show.
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Presents show. It's the fifty minute morning show podcast. Welcome
(00:25):
back for the weekend, y'all, y'all, we're still wedding to
sign on. He he lost his track of time. There's Rody,
and there's Gandhi and Scotty B and there's Danielle and
Scar and straight Nate and Garrett and then any moment, Now,
(00:47):
where are we going with this thing today? What do
you want to talk about? Danielle mentioned something about golden
penis syndrome. Does anybody know what this is? It's the
Pete Davidson effect, the big d energy. Yeah, meaning you
keep somebody around because that's what you got going like
someone You can't understand why someone is with someone, and
then you realize, man, they must. My mom says this
(01:08):
to me all the time. She's like, yes, she has
said to me, he must be really good in bed,
because that's the only reason why she would still be
the only reason any way, that someone stays an ugly
dude because he has a big penis. I don't know
what this came up, because it's scary. Scary who says
(01:29):
he never compromises with his girlfriend? He always gets his way.
Danielle assumed, well, he's got a golden penis. Yeah, that's
that's what brought us to this. You've got a golden
pen daniel Can you just clarify that your mom says
it about other people, not about your husband. Oh no, no, no,
not about me. But she she will look at a
couple and she'll go, the only reason that that person
is still with that person is because they must be
(01:49):
good in bed. She has said that before. I know
what you mean, but the way it came across to
not in mind energy, that's what that's exactly what that is.
You think you have a big really medium D energy. Yeah,
it doesn't work with medium D energy. But I've heard
it the opposite way. I heard. Oh how does she
land all those guys? She must have a golden vagina.
(02:12):
I'm like, I don't know that. The golden vagina with me? Like,
I don't never heard that. I really want there's Dave
Brodie turned David Brody's microphone his clean Feet audio is
not connected. Here we go this happy out. How many
days does this happen? Out of the days we do this?
All of them to turn his Uh, you may turn
(02:32):
his zoom mute off. Yeah, maybe that would help. Try that.
I just asked him. But he doesn't have headphones on,
so he does. Brody says, you need to connect him. Scary.
I've done my job. I think I think you're on now,
Brodie you want Yeah, okay, alright, let's just do this
(02:55):
for fifty. Hey Elvis, so did you watch any football
over the weekend? No, No, I didn't. I thought you
would have been all in because even two weekends ago,
when Lydia Malcolm was staying with you, Lydia said that
you guys were excited to watch the football. Yeah, but
I didn't have any bets on any game, so I didn't.
I couldn't care with Alex won two games this weekend.
(03:17):
He voted for Underdogs and one bucks and wood for him.
We voted for he went for the forty niners. Then, Uh, yeah,
I guess. Yeah, Hey, is he on yet? Are we done? Now?
He's gotta he's got to move over to Uh, he's
got to move over to the zoom audio. Yeah. So, no,
I did not watch any any football. I just watched
(03:38):
Ozark this weekend. How great? I mean the first three
minutes Elvis text He's like, oh my gosh, right away.
I'm like, they don't hold back, that's for sure. You're
asking the question like, when is the second part of
the final season going to be released? Well, Netflix does
this thing where there shows that they that have similar
(03:59):
situation is where they give you half the episodes on
the front half of the year. They either wait three
to six months, so anytime between now and June will
will get the final June. Hell man, look, we have
no choice. We'll just sit here and just we waited
long enough, though, do you know how long we waited for?
I do see something going on. My favorite character on
(04:24):
Ozark is Ruth. My favorite character on Yellowstone is Beth.
Tough as fucking nails. These women, they are tough to
the point where they don't mind losing their lives just
to prove that they're the toughest in the room. And
I love them. I think great characters. That's not a
(04:44):
spoiler right now, Okay, character, So do you think you're
attracted to tough women? Then it's not a sexual effect. No,
not a sexual thing, just in general, like tough women.
The characters are written really really well. Are you on now,
David Brodie? No, the way microphone is. It looks so suspicious, Penis.
(05:16):
Now you're on now welcome to the Yeah, my god, my,
welcome to the podcast. I think we have like eight
minutes left, but he got on that matter for the mic.
Can you rub that microphone? Yeahs so funny. So what
(05:41):
did Brody miss? We're talking about big d energy, talking
about strong women roles in TV shows. We've been very busy.
What are you watching these days? Brodie? I'm loving Peacemaker
on Thursday nights on HBO Max with John Cena. It's
hilarious and vulgar and uh it's great and uh book
(06:03):
a Boba Fat on Disney And oh I just finished Elvis.
You know, I finished watching Dexter new Blood. That was fantastic. Yeah, yeah,
I gotta start that. Yeah, well tonight I don't know
what we're watching because I have to compromise. Yes, compromise, Yeah,
we were talking about more than one television Tell him
(06:25):
to go to the room. No, then no, I'll have
to go the other roads. There's too much to compromise
when you do that. Anyway, all right, what else? What
else we have up for grabs today? Man? Wow? Skating? Oh,
skating like with the four wheels skating on Saturday you
(06:46):
did at the roller rink? They still have those, Yes,
they have one on Long Island called United Skates of America.
And the State of Saurus came out in the constant
from the eighties. Yeah. Yeah, it's a dinosaur that comes
out in a costume and skates around you for being there.
Or no, it's funny because I used to go. It's
(07:08):
actually really good exercise. I used to go, but I
would go without my kid, and I said, this is
not okay. So Cooper and I went this time. That way,
I don't look like a creeper. So you go roller
skating at the rink for exercise by yourself. But I
only did that once and I felt weird. So now
I go with my kids. Okay. Yeah, So it's like
me in the middle of a birthday party, you skating
(07:29):
around like it's not okay? Man, backwards, I can't. You're
not allowed to. Actually, only certain songs you're allowed to
skate backwards to. Oh, I used to backward skate all
the time. What hell on? How come the only certain
songs will allow backwards skating. I don't know that's the rule. There,
I'm not sure it's on the sign. And I said
to Cooper, I like, when your roller skate, that's the
(07:50):
time that you have to crop dust. And I explained
to her what that was because she was faring a
lot that day and she's like, is are you not allowed?
Is because we were reading the rules and she thought
it was on the sign that she was not allowed
to crop dust. I'm sure she loves the fact that
you're telling the whole world that she has a farting issue. Friends,
don't listen to this, can I be honest? I don't
know how to roller skate really really, I tell you,
(08:12):
it's been so many years. I don't know. It's like
riding a bike. Yeah, but I never learned how to
roller ska the first roller blade either. Yeah, that's all
actually ride rollerblading and it was very difficult, so I
gave it up. I've got my ankles were killing. You
know what we can get for you though they haven't
they have the skate mate. It's this thing that you
hold on to like a walker. Yeah, it looks like
(08:34):
an old person walker really. Yeah. The wall. I'm the
I'm the wall guy that that holds onto the wall
all the way around the ice skating rink nate. They
also have a roller blade now that has a shoe
under it, so you just walk. It's good. Really, I'm
gonna star turn off that's going to the bowling alley
(08:56):
when you put up the bumper. Yeah. Well there anything
that you should have learned how to do as a
kid that you don't know how to do. I can't.
I don't know how to roller skate, and I feel
like everybody. I would never even we would get invited
to the roller skating party at skate erie on Wednesday nights,
and I would go and play video games because I
didn't know how to how to roller skate. I was
so embarrassed because Kim Dobson asked me a roller skate weather.
(09:19):
I don't know how so and now she's dead. I
don't know how to skate. I don't know how to skateboard.
I should have learned that as a kid, but I
don't know how to I don't have skateboard. No. I
would love to see you guys learn now. It frightens
me too late. He a skatepark down the block from
his house. I would love for you to get on
a skateboard and try he'll be in traction to your question, though.
(09:45):
I can't think of anything I didn't learn how to
do as a kid. So you know how to ride
a bike? Uh? You roller skate? You ice skate? Ya?
Do you know how to ski? You can ski? Yeah? Yeah?
Uh shoot a gun, shoot a a kid? How to
take a woman's bra off with one? That's bullshit. Nobody
(10:10):
does that. What kid needs to learn that? Yeah, it's
not being taught to children. I knew how to do
that as a kid. Really, I successfully tied a stem
into it not one time, and I'm convinced it was
an accident. I don't know. It took a long time,
(10:33):
but we're all sitting here on You need your fingers,
don't you need your Can you do it? Can you
do all of the above. I don't think I can
tie a cherry stem and a knot with my tongue.
Pretty sure I can't do that. But the other stuff, yeah,
I did learn how to do it, which is fascinating
because neither of my parents, well my mom didn't know
how to ride a bike. So our neighbors taught us
(10:54):
how to ride a bike. Our neighbors taught us how
to skate and My mom was so happy that we
learned how to do it, because she said she felt
very behind not being able to do those things, so
she was happy that we could. Brudy got bored and left.
Is it weird to skate around the neighborhood, Like, there's
a guy. There's a guy that puts on a hockey
jersey and just carries a stick and he just skates
around my neighborhood. If you wear roller if you wear
(11:17):
roller skates anywhere other than a roller rink, you're weird,
especially the brown ones with the orange wheel. Yes, roller
blades you might get a pass even then you're a
little weird, But roller skates you're definitely strike. How you're
passing judgment here? Well, I don't know. If you saw
somebody roller skating outside of your house when you think
they're a little off, I would love it, Like what
(11:37):
the hell is happening considering I live on a farm. Yeah, yeah,
nobody has his board, he's ready to go. I got
my board ready to go. Is that a short board
or along board's size board that doesn't even look like
the body weight? Yeah? Well I got it when I
(11:58):
was a kid, but I can still ride it. A bit.
Do you lie on it on your stomach and do
like this, take us for a ride, Brodie, I love you,
but you're on the carpet nut. Oh yes, Scott, is
that a bet? Yes? Yes, I'll take no helmet and
get on it right, no helmet? Okay, So the challenges
(12:20):
on Dave Brodie, I need to see we need to
see video of you riding your skateboard and if you
can do a kick flip. Credit to Brody though, credit
to Brody because Scotty called him out and he goes, oh, yeah,
you wanna bet, thinking Scott would be like, no, I
don't want to know. I do want to bet, but
then he once he did, Brodie is kind of you know,
(12:40):
has to do it now. So can we do this
on the show tomorrow? Elvis, Yeah, sure, I'd like to
see this. I've never Brodi didn't know this without you, Brodie,
were you gonna find some We gotta find someone to
get you on live camera. Yeah, it's not gonna happen.
All these years, I didn't know you could skate. We can't.
That's why you just said it's not gonna happen. I
believe he can, absolutely, Thank you. I believe in Brodie,
but I need to see it. Um, you have two minutes,
(13:07):
but you could do. What about surfing? Surfing tomorrow on
the show. I never learned how to surf. Okay, I'll
give you that one tomorrow on the show. Dave Brodie's
on the skateboard on Saturday Show. All right, we're gonna
get out of here. Bye, The fifteen Minute Morning Show.
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