Blow The Whistle

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
phone represents minute morning show. So here we go. We're

(00:23):
gonna try it again in the fifteen minute morning show podcast.
We did mean yesterday that will never ever see the
light of day, and uh, trust us, you don't want
to hear it because it's awful. It's awful. Anyway, We'm
so here to make a good make a good podcast
for you on a Friday when we never ever do
Friday podcast, by the way, is Froggy and Danyelle Gandhi
and Scarty Hike. There's Scotty b and they're Straightenate and

(00:46):
Garrett and Dave Brody in the den. What's wrong? What's
wrong Brody? While you shaking your head, it's not me,
muture zoo damnit? Okay what somebody, it's not me? Go ahead?
What your point is? What my point is? That? So

(01:07):
I understand why we're doing the podcast today. But Thursday
night is my I don't have to lay out my
clothes or iron or wrinkle spray my clothes because Friday,
no one's gonna see me. And I had to I
had to wear an unwrinkled shirt today and actually get dressed.
What a fag of his wardrobe decision you made today
sun on Friday, you are red carpet material. Hold on,

(01:32):
hold on, hold, who are you wearing? This is a target? Thank? Okay,
what's Daniel Brodie's birthday is on Sunday? Can we talk
about that? Yeah? You know what your birthday Sunday? Yeah,
it's crappy because I'm out in the studio for a cake.
Hold on what you asked that somebody blow the whistle
anytime we start to go off the rail, and just
said blow. Brody said the word crappy. I do not

(01:54):
want to go off the rail. And he said and
he said blow. Didn't someone say blow the whistle? We
said no, no, no, okay, that's I think you need
to decrease the sensitivity of your whistle. I mean, crappy
and blowing the whistle are not bad anyway. So no,
you don't get You don't get a free cake, Brody
unless we send one to you. Sorry. Yeah. Yeah, and
then and I have to hope that you mentioned it

(02:16):
on Monday, but it's a day after and at that
point it's too late, So it's a bad day to
have a birthday. Yeah, in sixty is a big number.
So I'm so surprised. I'm surprised you remember from eight
years ago? What six dys because by is being a

(02:37):
fucking asshole. Anyway, Well, happy birthday, Brody. Thank you. We'll
be thinking about you on Sunday, but not until then. Yeah,
I won't be thinking about you. Was thinking about his
own birthday. You know what's what's bad about Scary is
his birthday is four days after mine, and he never
remembers my birthday even though it's only four days later.

(03:01):
So thank you for the minding Scary by bringing it up. Wait,
Scary is a birthday coming up next Thursday? Complain how
we can't eat cake or food on the diet. I'm
over there. Hey, we were coming here and we started
doing a show and we're like two hours in and
someone says, oh, by the way, I just remember it's
his birthday. Yeah, you got me a bookmark? Right? I

(03:25):
think it has you guys, Brody. Yeah, you guys forgot
my birthday. And then when you realized that about two
hours into the show, Uh, Danielle, send someone to the
store to get brownies. And then you found a bookmark
in your office, Elvis and everyone signed the bookmark like
it was a card like Barnes and Noble generic bookmark
and on the people run on the back of the

(03:46):
knew ahead of time we'd plan that. Did we have
a fun anybody over? Yeah? Hold on, hold on, we
can't talk about anybody that's that's going too too far.
Must be nervous. I'm trawling my wire right, Enough of us.
What's on your mind today, Nate? Come on contribute? I'm

(04:07):
going skiing this weekend. Protests are sitting on the couch
between two guys. That that deserves two whistles right there?
Why can't you sit on the couch with two guys?
Oh my god, I'm going under protest because I'm not

(04:28):
that good of a skier and the last time I went,
and I'm fairly certain I bruised my spine, So I
don't really want to go and fall down a mountain
for I hate skiing sucks? Does anyone like skiing? What
happened the first time I went skiing, well, not the
first time I was skiing. First time, They try to
take me on a big, gass slope. Sheldon took me

(04:49):
all the way. Sheldon took me all the way up
on the ski lift to the highest point you could
possibly go to because he's great, and then he goes,
this is the only way you're going to learn. Come on.
So I gingerly started skiing down the hill and then
I went, you know what, fuck this took my skis off,

(05:09):
cried and slid down on my butt. We're gonna say gandhi.
I told Nate that this, this little adventure he's taking
sounds like the worst of everything I could think about,
Like we need you to be cold and outside for
an undisclosed amount of time with no access to food
or really any type of anything that you would need
go have fun. Nope, is the tree that you run into,

(05:31):
like exactly ever forget going up to Killington and then
halfway down snow shed as I was on my skis,
I fell over, tumbled down the rest of snow I
even fell I slipped on the bunny slope. If that
wasn't any any indication. I spent the rest of the
weekend in the wobbly barn and the pickle barrel. Shout out,

(05:51):
I remember those bars. They saved me that weekend. I
never left there or they used to skiing every single year,
and I hated every second it I tore my a
c L a few years ago skiing and it was
the first and last time I went skiing. So after
being on the bunny slopes and then with the little
kids practicing, my wife Valley at the time, who was

(06:12):
my girlfriend, said hey, let's go up one. So we
went on the ski slope on the lift and uh
we started making out a little bit because it's a
long way, and we got off at the next one
up and I couldn't get down, like I didn't know
how to ski. So I I hit a rock. My
binding didn't pop off, and I what I At the time,
I thought it was a bruise, but to later find

(06:32):
out the next day that it was my a c
L and m c L that I tore. Nope, I
once and I have skiers thumb. Do you guys know
what that is? Oh? There you go. Skiers thumb is
when you fall on the pole right your hand poll

(06:53):
and uh, it bangs you here and because it's so
cold out your hands are cold, you don't feel the
tendons ripping, so I and then it and then it
just heals wrong and that scars thumb. One time, I'll
just wait at the bottom for you, we'll have a
cocktail and the lift is don't let's take the lift
back down. I told Nate my story with the a

(07:14):
c L yesterday. But when I went to go get
surgery for it, the doctors brought me in and it
and the first time I was really getting surgery, and
I've never had surgery before, so it was kind of scary.
You walk into the room and all the doctors are
there wearing mask and they like lay up on the
bed and you know, they start to put you out.
And then no more than two minutes after I was out,
they went to go see my family, and that made

(07:35):
my family like super nervous. Be They're like, what happened?
Did he have some type of seizure or whatever. They're like,
we've never seen this before. The a c L fell
back into its place and the scar tissue from him
being a diabetic turned into muscle and he healed himself.
Stop it Wolverine type stuff. They said. It was one
of those like one percent out of you know times

(07:56):
that happened. But you still any bread or sugar, so
you got that going for it? Go take your thumb
and put it somewhere. I will give you a little
serious piece of advice here. Um, if ever you want
the most beautiful, beautiful, uh, walk down a beautiful hill,
go to a ski slope that has the lifts open

(08:19):
during the summer. You can through Colorado, through New Mexico,
through Utah, through Idaho. If you can get the thing
to take you up. You walk. You just take your
time walking down the hill and it's beautiful flowers and
you have meadows full of you know, like butterflies, and
you can stop and have lunch. You know. It's really
a great thing. So the only time you're gonna find

(08:40):
me on a ski slope is July fourth. We actually
did that in Croatia, No Monto Negro, I think we
were in and it was one of the things to do.
Hey go to the top of the mountain or whatever, right,
And it was the middle of summer. So we're in
shorts and t shirts and we get on this lift
and we go up there. It was forty one degrees
when we got to topic. We're freezing. Just remember, just

(09:03):
because you're going up a mountain in summer, it's not
necessarily warm. And Froggy will be jealous because on Sunday
we'll be sledding down the black course again at beth Page. Yeah,
they cording off this little section of the golf course
that has a really nice hill and when it snows,
they let you sled down it. So we'll be doing that.
I could fled. I could sled all day skiing, I

(09:25):
don't know about actually not all day. I could fled once.
I like snow. That's about it. You guys have such
great weekend plans. I'm going to go home and poach
a fish. That's that's gonna be someone else's kitchen. That's
my that's my weekend. I feel like froggy, he said,
pacha fish that we're gonna poach it with that? Scary?

(09:51):
What are you going shopping for a present for me? Though? Oh?
Please come on, I'll give you my presents all the time.
Every week. Every week we can we get together for
about an hour and a half. We don't get him anything.
By the way, Scary wanted me to thank what's that Elvis?
Last night we did our podcast on Thursday the Brooklyn

(10:12):
Boys instead of Wednesday, and in the middle of the podcast,
Scary got a text message inviting him to an exclusive
strip club grand opening, and he wanted me to thank
him for doing the podcast and not going to the
exclusive strip club with open bar and crazy lady entertainment being.
Cheryl invited me, she goes, are you coming? Are you coming?

(10:32):
And I said, I'm not coming. I have other obligations.
I have to do my podcast and I have to
be a responsible adult. I would love to come to
the grand opening of Experiment right and look at a
name dropping name dropping gonna get in free now and
some crazy books. Do they still do that at trip clubs?

(10:56):
To give you a crazy funny money. Funny money, that's
what it's all. Yeah, and they charge you more for it. Yeah,
yesterday's podcast was so much better. Hey, that reminds me Scotty.
Sam and William are getting married, but I know they
wanted to but they can't. Elope, and I think that's

(11:17):
uh shame. Why is that a shame? You don't want
to text you? Later? We have to go and give
him a gift? Is that it? Handlope? Are you gonna
stop dangling your carriage? It is a stretch, Dan. All
depends on Okay, are we done? Yeah? We were done

(11:41):
before we started. We did a Friday edition of the
podcast to make up for the Thursday edition that we
didn't do all right. Well, you have skiers thumb there straight. Yeah,
look at that. That's some something else same, he's double
joined it. And look at that. Check her baby. Alright,

(12:02):
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