January 29, 2020 • 15 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
firm Elvis Presents show. It's going on outside the studio.
It's like a purging of a studio or something. There
throwing out computer screens, chairs, there's a food box, throwing
(00:24):
out computers, hire TVs. What's going on out there? Are
computers that no one probably has ever used since like
the early nine three? Are you giant dumpsters outside of
our studio? TVs? Get one? Doesn't it look like they're
trying to get rid of some evidence real fast? Peter,
(00:45):
So you're telling me you would go out to that
dumpster right now, dumpster dive, and go get a computer
you probably would never use at least have a look,
wouldn't you? Guys? Yeah? I would. It's funny. Look Scotty
be just sat up and he's looking out there too, like, hey,
what's going on there? You guys don't the value of
free stuff? Well there's trash, though I don't want trash
because it's free. You know what, I wouldn't pay five
dollars for that computer, but I pay no dollars. But
(01:07):
what if it doesn't work and I'm not out? What's
going on out there? They're getting rid of old e
waste from various radio stations, waste to say, Elvis, you
don't have to beat on the bush. Yeah, it's it's
it's electronic waste. It's old computers and TVs and stuff.
But I'm looking at I'm like TV. I could probably
get a couple of bucks for that on eBay. The
(01:28):
TV's I don't maybe they don't work anymore. I don't know.
Is an old technology? What is that? There's probably no
Hdmi cables there. The TVs have HDMI inputs their flat panel.
By the way, this this studio and all these were
building like two thousand seven, so the technology can't be
older than that. Well, that's old though at this point
out said it's a different text. I mean, my TiVo
(01:51):
is from two thousand nine, and it's a piece of
craps that's about ready to crash. Make a fun of
t I but listen, I bought lifetime service on TiVo.
I'm getting a freaking lifetime out of it. Yeah, but
most people have DVRs built in these days now, because
these guys sitting on each side of me are keeping
them in busines builds into what. Yeah, I use my TV.
(02:15):
I've got huge televisions in my house. Listen US. I
used DVS seven rising files and the DV is built
in you. It's you have to pay. Yeah. See here's
the difference, not to get I don't want to bore everybody,
but TiVo you can buy as a standalone box, but
whatever you record on it you own. If you have
like like I have Direct TV, whatever I record on
that DVR. If I stopped paying for Direct TV, they
(02:38):
shut that off. I have no access to that programming
and I have to give the boxes back. You can't
keep that stuff like the hard drive can't get those
TV shows off dur encoded. But my problem with my
TVO I have one of the basement actually the game
show that Garrett and I were in Chain Reaction. I
have the one in the basement and that's on there
and I can't get it off because it's so old.
With what you burn it off to a CD, does
coax cables and to anything. Now I can help you
(03:01):
after this, Okay, thank how about thank you? Thank you?
He's going to charge me for his e waste before
it goes in the bright. Actually, it's funny. I was
actually gonna dump some e waste today. I have I
have some stuff. The TV's off at pool. Yeah, that's right.
I have some stuff in the back of my car.
I have to DVD players, I have a VCR and
(03:23):
I have an old TiVo in the back of my
car right now that I have to drop off of
the e waste facility you could sell you missed. Three
years ago there was a big dumpster dive here because
they would get them rid of all CDs and there
were thousands, and then a couple of years before that
there was all albums, like records, like vinyl, like the
Beatles and led Zeppelin, all these classic I actually saw
last year and I think you're in my video um
(03:46):
where they were purging like tons of CDs and you're like, wait, wait, wait, wait,
that's true. I feel there's something about it that I don't.
I just don't want to get rid of it. I'm
a hoarder in that way. But you know what, I
also think it's us as radio people, because like if
you go on my basement, I have massive racks of CDs.
Nobody else cares about that, but they mean something to us.
You know. There's like all of them, though you can't
go do them and pick and choose your favorite, right,
(04:07):
I'll throw out aqua hold on. First of all, I
ripped all my favorite CDs into iTunes and I play them.
I have them on MP three's now, but if that
hard drive crashes, then I had c d s. Also,
if I want the lyrics, I want to see the
album art. Also, you can sell c ds on eBay
(04:27):
because there are people who don't live a life like
we do. Necessarily wherever he's digital and they like c ds.
How much do you get for a CD on eBay?
You have four five dollars for a CD? You don't.
They go on eBay and search for a CD that
has some value. I'm not talking about a one hit wonder.
I'm talking about if you want to get a Pearl
Jam album dollar King look it up. That was no
doubt I sold. I sold a bunch of Britney Spears
(04:51):
CD singles from the early nineties and like ten bucks
a piece for them. I can't get those that you're
looking up. It's probably about a dollar or or best
offer plus the shipping on it was gonna cost you
like five bucks. The CD is currently the highest bid
is three dollars, but that's no doubt I'm talking about
good music. That's that's a brilliant I don't know. I
(05:15):
mean I think I own like a handful of things.
I don't think I even own really music anymore because
I just dream everything and then if I like something,
I put it on a playlist and that's it. But
if I stop paying for the service, it's going away. Yeah,
how terrible. Don't stop paying. Now that I'm thinking about it,
I'm supporting the artists. Was making fun of me today
because I said I still like to listen to c
(05:37):
ds sometimes, and he's like, who does that. I'm like,
do well, I'll tell you. My my middle daughter is
about to start driving. So we're looking for a car
that's not a piece of crap, but you know, so
we're looking like mid two thousand cars. And so they
all have like CDs and cassette players. Cassette Yeah, some
(05:57):
of them like had both. They had both. That was
like a bridge you had like the cassette or the CD. Well,
here's the thing about the cassette players. If you have
an old car, here's a little trick for you. They
have it. Back in the day with with a portable
CD players like discman, you would buy a cassette adapter.
You'd plug the output of the CD player into this
cord that connected to a cassette, and the cassette would
go into the cassette player. That you can play your
(06:18):
CDs through the cassette right now. You can stream your
phone the same way. If you have an old car
with the radio doesn't have an OX in what has
a c D in it cassette? Rather, you buy this
cassette adapter, plug it into your phone, pop the cassette
into your old piece of crap radio, and you can
play your iPhone or you're your Android, your Spotify through
your old cassette. That I can't imagine they sell too
(06:38):
many of those adapters. I tell you why they do this.
My daughter, my first car from my oldest daughter, had
ACCEPT player and we've got an old piece of crap
so that she could bang it around, which she did,
and she's like, I don't have an MP three player.
I gotta be honest. And then in the coming couple
of years, those cars are going to be out of commission.
These cars at least fifteen years old. Now at least
(07:00):
well they are I just said two thousands. In five
years they'll be classics. I wish my car had a
cassette player, do you Yeah, a cassette and made it
um an ornament on my tree. Look at this relic?
Is this Titanic? You're you're an old soul. You like
old things. What's the thing that has been discontinued, food product,
(07:22):
whatever that you cannot use anymore you wish was still around.
You can't put me on the spot like that. I
meant toothpaste in the pump. That's what I missed the most. Yes,
an old school brand. Yeah, remember you missed toothpaste. Yes,
I never used and had the little beads in it.
I loved it so crested. I used regular paste, and
(07:45):
they used to have a squeeze bottle that stood up
right at a base on the bottom, so it took
up less room in your medicine cabinet. And they stopped
making those, and I have to use the laid down bottle.
Trying to put another shelf in my medicine cabinet just
for the stupid toothpaste. But you just I don't want
to put it in a cup, no, no, lean it.
I lean it in the medicine and then it falls over.
I want my stand up toothpaste back. They only sell it.
(08:06):
This is what made me feel bad. They only sell
it in like bubble gum and kids Sparkle Fresh flavor,
which means the stand up is only for kids. I
want my stand up toothpaste back. Well, look, good news guys.
On eBay there's a three pack of Mento D Advanced Whiteness.
How old is It's just the base. It's not so
you can put your toothpaste in there. It can stand up.
You clip on basis for toothpastes. But what about when
(08:30):
you roll it? No, it's the people just tall. Okay,
but why are you ruining everybody's mellow? Wait? Okay, last
thing and then we can play. But her, there is
an actual case of this or whatever, not a case,
just one stand up with the toothpaste in it going
(08:52):
for seventy five bucks. Crash. There's another one too, refills
going for When did they go out of big They
stopped making it probably about three years ago. Arm and
Hammer took him over and they made it for a
bit year old past Yeah, yeah, have expiration yeah well yeah,
they do have data on them, but you can use
(09:12):
them passive day, but not that far pasted on Jeopardy
or something everyone needs to google and like some category.
Let's be honest, not the jeopardy. We all know. Scotty
is like an odd ball jeopardy, like the questions that
no one else would really know. I'm good with products,
really no products. I mean when we do the podcast,
the Serial Killers podcast, I'm telling you I cannot believe
(09:34):
what he knows about cereal. Well, let me tell you some.
Because I go I'm the idiot that goes into the
store and even if I need three things, I go
up and down every single aisle because I like to
look for new stuff, discontinued stuff, and because I'm crazy
like that. Well you like a little bit like you,
but not as obsessive. You don't go to the supermarket.
You use instant cart. No, I don't. I know the
(09:55):
supermarket really lazy, but the best and ever. I used
Fresh Direct, my bad. I actually have it come to
my house because of a car. Yeah, no, instat car.
They just bring it. My favorite part about it is
like you can like, oh shoot, I forgot toilet paper.
You just can't order it and it comes to you
in like an hour. Isn't there isn't there a fee?
(10:15):
It's like a six bucks. But if you join, you
can join and you can get free to live. You
have to pay to joint. I don't remember instat car.
I can get that by me. Yeah, you can get
Amazon Fresh too. There's a way to stay in your
house and not do anything and you don't know about it.
I know a bad Amazon Fresh. I know about We
just paint the picture. You look. You live across the
(10:37):
street from Target. All you have to do is cross
the top of a grocery store. So do I. So
there's no excuse for us being that have to go
down in the elevator. You can just drive and they'll
bring it out to you, just parking the rich bar.
But to my defense, the grocery store that I live
above is so super bougy and expensive that I couldn't
do my groceries there. I would be broke. Here's why
(10:57):
I don't do that, because I don't trust other people
shopping for me. Because I've been to Whole Foods before,
and I've seen those Insta shoppers and they will look
at expiration dates. They're not reaching the hand to the
back of the display to get the one that has spers.
Pick up the first thing that they see. I do
not trust them. If there is when you go on instacart,
(11:18):
if there are certain things they think might be out
of stock, they asked you if an alternative is okay,
and if this one so, then while they're shopping, they
will contact you and say, hey, couldn't find your whatever,
is it okay? If I get this instead? Yes, I
was talking the best problems. He wants the milk from
the back. That's three three days fresher. Yes, I will
(11:40):
tell you this. They do that with your fucking greenery,
with the salads, cursing and talking about shopping. Damn romaine lettuce. Motherfucker.
I had hopeful come out. I had the Whole Foods
people come to me once and they gave me cottage cheese.
It expired in two days. Damn carrots good. I'm not
(12:03):
the one. You know that. But they don't do that.
They don't. There's not there's not They don't care about you.
My mom just signed up for peapods. You can get groceries, okay,
but that's what's available where she lives. What's the difference. Okay.
So she ordered what's called Brooklyn bread, which is like
(12:26):
an Italian bread it's white, right, They're like, oh, we're
out of Italian bread. They didn't tell her, they just
showed up. They gave her pumper nickel, like black bread.
That's not the same, it's unequivalent. It's still deliciously And
I'm also I'm a produced snob, so it takes me. Really,
it takes me a long time to pick out a
bunch of bananas. They have to be perfect, no brown marks.
That's why I got to be in the store with you. Okay,
(12:47):
So for non boogie people, it's fantastic because you're still
getting groceries to learn to here. But if you have
to go, oh, I have to pick my banana. Yeah,
I don't want to bruise apples. I have been using
Insta forever and I've never got pizza. Listen to me,
(13:10):
A bad pepper, a bad apple. I want you to
order a bunch of apples and bring them to me.
I want to see them because if there's even one
little soft spot, I would never buy. Do you realize
the people there's people bring him in. There's people listening
to this podcast and somewhere USA who drive an hour
into town to go to the store to get something
(13:33):
and We're like, oh, it's the cart hold Like there's
people who have to take a train to get groceries.
I've never seen so many. We feel the same way
someone selecting my avocado and then come back to listen.
I can't even send my wife to the supermarket to
get fruit because she comes back with crass. Scottie will
not have sex with out himself. I never did that?
(13:55):
Is that? Danielle and I are the easiest thank you maintenance.
We are really good over there minutes. You need a
company to bring in your grocery because we don't feel
like I know that job. I exactly, It's okay, Well,
how do you still need How do you steal groceries
if they bring them to you? What do you say?
How do you steal your groceries on the bottom of
the car? There and feel up my produce to make
(14:17):
sure that instat cart had the bottom of the car,
we could put stuff on up a for it. This
is actually helping Danielle help you get when you know
you are, you are you reach. There have been many
times when I've gone through the store and I've grabbed
(14:39):
the milk in the back and three days later it
smells horrible. So it's not you, and that's a temperature
of your friends refrigerator. Now referator. You have an old refrigerator.
Suck my butt. Yeah ahead the fifteen minute morning show
(15:00):
off
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
firm Elvis Presents show. It's going on outside the studio.
It's like a purging of a studio or something. There
throwing out computer screens, chairs, there's a food box, throwing
(00:24):
out computers, hire TVs. What's going on out there? Are
computers that no one probably has ever used since like
the early nine three? Are you giant dumpsters outside of
our studio? TVs? Get one? Doesn't it look like they're
trying to get rid of some evidence real fast? Peter,
(00:45):
So you're telling me you would go out to that
dumpster right now, dumpster dive, and go get a computer
you probably would never use at least have a look,
wouldn't you? Guys? Yeah? I would. It's funny. Look Scotty
be just sat up and he's looking out there too, like, hey,
what's going on there? You guys don't the value of
free stuff? Well there's trash, though I don't want trash
because it's free. You know what, I wouldn't pay five
dollars for that computer, but I pay no dollars. But
(01:07):
what if it doesn't work and I'm not out? What's
going on out there? They're getting rid of old e
waste from various radio stations, waste to say, Elvis, you
don't have to beat on the bush. Yeah, it's it's
it's electronic waste. It's old computers and TVs and stuff.
But I'm looking at I'm like TV. I could probably
get a couple of bucks for that on eBay. The
(01:28):
TV's I don't maybe they don't work anymore. I don't know.
Is an old technology? What is that? There's probably no
Hdmi cables there. The TVs have HDMI inputs their flat panel.
By the way, this this studio and all these were
building like two thousand seven, so the technology can't be
older than that. Well, that's old though at this point
out said it's a different text. I mean, my TiVo
(01:51):
is from two thousand nine, and it's a piece of
craps that's about ready to crash. Make a fun of
t I but listen, I bought lifetime service on TiVo.
I'm getting a freaking lifetime out of it. Yeah, but
most people have DVRs built in these days now, because
these guys sitting on each side of me are keeping
them in busines builds into what. Yeah, I use my TV.
(02:15):
I've got huge televisions in my house. Listen US. I
used DVS seven rising files and the DV is built
in you. It's you have to pay. Yeah. See here's
the difference, not to get I don't want to bore everybody,
but TiVo you can buy as a standalone box, but
whatever you record on it you own. If you have
like like I have Direct TV, whatever I record on
that DVR. If I stopped paying for Direct TV, they
(02:38):
shut that off. I have no access to that programming
and I have to give the boxes back. You can't
keep that stuff like the hard drive can't get those
TV shows off dur encoded. But my problem with my
TVO I have one of the basement actually the game
show that Garrett and I were in Chain Reaction. I
have the one in the basement and that's on there
and I can't get it off because it's so old.
With what you burn it off to a CD, does
coax cables and to anything. Now I can help you
(03:01):
after this, Okay, thank how about thank you? Thank you?
He's going to charge me for his e waste before
it goes in the bright. Actually, it's funny. I was
actually gonna dump some e waste today. I have I
have some stuff. The TV's off at pool. Yeah, that's right.
I have some stuff in the back of my car.
I have to DVD players, I have a VCR and
(03:23):
I have an old TiVo in the back of my
car right now that I have to drop off of
the e waste facility you could sell you missed. Three
years ago there was a big dumpster dive here because
they would get them rid of all CDs and there
were thousands, and then a couple of years before that
there was all albums, like records, like vinyl, like the
Beatles and led Zeppelin, all these classic I actually saw
last year and I think you're in my video um
(03:46):
where they were purging like tons of CDs and you're like, wait, wait, wait, wait,
that's true. I feel there's something about it that I don't.
I just don't want to get rid of it. I'm
a hoarder in that way. But you know what, I
also think it's us as radio people, because like if
you go on my basement, I have massive racks of CDs.
Nobody else cares about that, but they mean something to us.
You know. There's like all of them, though you can't
go do them and pick and choose your favorite, right,
(04:07):
I'll throw out aqua hold on. First of all, I
ripped all my favorite CDs into iTunes and I play them.
I have them on MP three's now, but if that
hard drive crashes, then I had c d s. Also,
if I want the lyrics, I want to see the
album art. Also, you can sell c ds on eBay
(04:27):
because there are people who don't live a life like
we do. Necessarily wherever he's digital and they like c ds.
How much do you get for a CD on eBay?
You have four five dollars for a CD? You don't.
They go on eBay and search for a CD that
has some value. I'm not talking about a one hit wonder.
I'm talking about if you want to get a Pearl
Jam album dollar King look it up. That was no
doubt I sold. I sold a bunch of Britney Spears
(04:51):
CD singles from the early nineties and like ten bucks
a piece for them. I can't get those that you're
looking up. It's probably about a dollar or or best
offer plus the shipping on it was gonna cost you
like five bucks. The CD is currently the highest bid
is three dollars, but that's no doubt I'm talking about
good music. That's that's a brilliant I don't know. I
(05:15):
mean I think I own like a handful of things.
I don't think I even own really music anymore because
I just dream everything and then if I like something,
I put it on a playlist and that's it. But
if I stop paying for the service, it's going away. Yeah,
how terrible. Don't stop paying. Now that I'm thinking about it,
I'm supporting the artists. Was making fun of me today
because I said I still like to listen to c
(05:37):
ds sometimes, and he's like, who does that. I'm like,
do well, I'll tell you. My my middle daughter is
about to start driving. So we're looking for a car
that's not a piece of crap, but you know, so
we're looking like mid two thousand cars. And so they
all have like CDs and cassette players. Cassette Yeah, some
(05:57):
of them like had both. They had both. That was
like a bridge you had like the cassette or the CD. Well,
here's the thing about the cassette players. If you have
an old car, here's a little trick for you. They
have it. Back in the day with with a portable
CD players like discman, you would buy a cassette adapter.
You'd plug the output of the CD player into this
cord that connected to a cassette, and the cassette would
go into the cassette player. That you can play your
(06:18):
CDs through the cassette right now. You can stream your
phone the same way. If you have an old car
with the radio doesn't have an OX in what has
a c D in it cassette? Rather, you buy this
cassette adapter, plug it into your phone, pop the cassette
into your old piece of crap radio, and you can
play your iPhone or you're your Android, your Spotify through
your old cassette. That I can't imagine they sell too
(06:38):
many of those adapters. I tell you why they do this.
My daughter, my first car from my oldest daughter, had
ACCEPT player and we've got an old piece of crap
so that she could bang it around, which she did,
and she's like, I don't have an MP three player.
I gotta be honest. And then in the coming couple
of years, those cars are going to be out of commission.
These cars at least fifteen years old. Now at least
(07:00):
well they are I just said two thousands. In five
years they'll be classics. I wish my car had a
cassette player, do you Yeah, a cassette and made it
um an ornament on my tree. Look at this relic?
Is this Titanic? You're you're an old soul. You like
old things. What's the thing that has been discontinued, food product,
(07:22):
whatever that you cannot use anymore you wish was still around.
You can't put me on the spot like that. I
meant toothpaste in the pump. That's what I missed the most. Yes,
an old school brand. Yeah, remember you missed toothpaste. Yes,
I never used and had the little beads in it.
I loved it so crested. I used regular paste, and
(07:45):
they used to have a squeeze bottle that stood up
right at a base on the bottom, so it took
up less room in your medicine cabinet. And they stopped
making those, and I have to use the laid down bottle.
Trying to put another shelf in my medicine cabinet just
for the stupid toothpaste. But you just I don't want
to put it in a cup, no, no, lean it.
I lean it in the medicine and then it falls over.
I want my stand up toothpaste back. They only sell it.
(08:06):
This is what made me feel bad. They only sell
it in like bubble gum and kids Sparkle Fresh flavor,
which means the stand up is only for kids. I
want my stand up toothpaste back. Well, look, good news guys.
On eBay there's a three pack of Mento D Advanced Whiteness.
How old is It's just the base. It's not so
you can put your toothpaste in there. It can stand up.
You clip on basis for toothpastes. But what about when
(08:30):
you roll it? No, it's the people just tall. Okay,
but why are you ruining everybody's mellow? Wait? Okay, last
thing and then we can play. But her, there is
an actual case of this or whatever, not a case,
just one stand up with the toothpaste in it going
(08:52):
for seventy five bucks. Crash. There's another one too, refills
going for When did they go out of big They
stopped making it probably about three years ago. Arm and
Hammer took him over and they made it for a
bit year old past Yeah, yeah, have expiration yeah well yeah,
they do have data on them, but you can use
(09:12):
them passive day, but not that far pasted on Jeopardy
or something everyone needs to google and like some category.
Let's be honest, not the jeopardy. We all know. Scotty
is like an odd ball jeopardy, like the questions that
no one else would really know. I'm good with products,
really no products. I mean when we do the podcast,
the Serial Killers podcast, I'm telling you I cannot believe
(09:34):
what he knows about cereal. Well, let me tell you some.
Because I go I'm the idiot that goes into the
store and even if I need three things, I go
up and down every single aisle because I like to
look for new stuff, discontinued stuff, and because I'm crazy
like that. Well you like a little bit like you,
but not as obsessive. You don't go to the supermarket.
You use instant cart. No, I don't. I know the
(09:55):
supermarket really lazy, but the best and ever. I used
Fresh Direct, my bad. I actually have it come to
my house because of a car. Yeah, no, instat car.
They just bring it. My favorite part about it is
like you can like, oh shoot, I forgot toilet paper.
You just can't order it and it comes to you
in like an hour. Isn't there isn't there a fee?
(10:15):
It's like a six bucks. But if you join, you
can join and you can get free to live. You
have to pay to joint. I don't remember instat car.
I can get that by me. Yeah, you can get
Amazon Fresh too. There's a way to stay in your
house and not do anything and you don't know about it.
I know a bad Amazon Fresh. I know about We
just paint the picture. You look. You live across the
(10:37):
street from Target. All you have to do is cross
the top of a grocery store. So do I. So
there's no excuse for us being that have to go
down in the elevator. You can just drive and they'll
bring it out to you, just parking the rich bar.
But to my defense, the grocery store that I live
above is so super bougy and expensive that I couldn't
do my groceries there. I would be broke. Here's why
(10:57):
I don't do that, because I don't trust other people
shopping for me. Because I've been to Whole Foods before,
and I've seen those Insta shoppers and they will look
at expiration dates. They're not reaching the hand to the
back of the display to get the one that has spers.
Pick up the first thing that they see. I do
not trust them. If there is when you go on instacart,
(11:18):
if there are certain things they think might be out
of stock, they asked you if an alternative is okay,
and if this one so, then while they're shopping, they
will contact you and say, hey, couldn't find your whatever,
is it okay? If I get this instead? Yes, I
was talking the best problems. He wants the milk from
the back. That's three three days fresher. Yes, I will
(11:40):
tell you this. They do that with your fucking greenery,
with the salads, cursing and talking about shopping. Damn romaine lettuce. Motherfucker.
I had hopeful come out. I had the Whole Foods
people come to me once and they gave me cottage cheese.
It expired in two days. Damn carrots good. I'm not
(12:03):
the one. You know that. But they don't do that.
They don't. There's not there's not They don't care about you.
My mom just signed up for peapods. You can get groceries, okay,
but that's what's available where she lives. What's the difference. Okay.
So she ordered what's called Brooklyn bread, which is like
(12:26):
an Italian bread it's white, right, They're like, oh, we're
out of Italian bread. They didn't tell her, they just
showed up. They gave her pumper nickel, like black bread.
That's not the same, it's unequivalent. It's still deliciously And
I'm also I'm a produced snob, so it takes me. Really,
it takes me a long time to pick out a
bunch of bananas. They have to be perfect, no brown marks.
That's why I got to be in the store with you. Okay,
(12:47):
So for non boogie people, it's fantastic because you're still
getting groceries to learn to here. But if you have
to go, oh, I have to pick my banana. Yeah,
I don't want to bruise apples. I have been using
Insta forever and I've never got pizza. Listen to me,
(13:10):
A bad pepper, a bad apple. I want you to
order a bunch of apples and bring them to me.
I want to see them because if there's even one
little soft spot, I would never buy. Do you realize
the people there's people bring him in. There's people listening
to this podcast and somewhere USA who drive an hour
into town to go to the store to get something
(13:33):
and We're like, oh, it's the cart hold Like there's
people who have to take a train to get groceries.
I've never seen so many. We feel the same way
someone selecting my avocado and then come back to listen.
I can't even send my wife to the supermarket to
get fruit because she comes back with crass. Scottie will
not have sex with out himself. I never did that?
(13:55):
Is that? Danielle and I are the easiest thank you maintenance.
We are really good over there minutes. You need a
company to bring in your grocery because we don't feel
like I know that job. I exactly, It's okay, Well,
how do you still need How do you steal groceries
if they bring them to you? What do you say?
How do you steal your groceries on the bottom of
the car? There and feel up my produce to make
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sure that instat cart had the bottom of the car,
we could put stuff on up a for it. This
is actually helping Danielle help you get when you know
you are, you are you reach. There have been many
times when I've gone through the store and I've grabbed
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the milk in the back and three days later it
smells horrible. So it's not you, and that's a temperature
of your friends refrigerator. Now referator. You have an old refrigerator.
Suck my butt. Yeah ahead the fifteen minute morning show
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