All Episodes

December 17, 2020 16 mins

The last podcast of the year...or is it? Skeery wanted to know we people ask for random people to pay for their things like dinners. We also welcome back Brody!

Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.com

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mark as Played
Transcript

Episode Transcript

Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast,
first morning show? Here we go, the fifteen minute morning
show podcast. Uh, look, we got a crowded house. They're scary.
There's Gandhi, there's Danielle, there's Garrett, there's Straight Night. There's

(00:25):
Scotty be. There's my beautiful Froggy and David Brodie. How
are you feeling these days? I can't hear him? Here
we go. You lost your voice and you got a
fresh haircut. Look you still can't hear me. You sound great?
So what happened? How you feel good? I got some

(00:47):
really bad, too very bad stomach viruses, and sometime around
eight am on Monday, I texted Nate and I said,
I'm not going to make it to the podcast. I
gotta I gotta be done. At nine, I figured I
was just tired or whatever. I at chills all night
and then, uh, I just I spent two days in
the bathroom, three days without eating a lot of a

(01:08):
lot of that, and I've I've got I'm on three
antibiotics and I'm taking a line because I need to replenish.
They said you can take pills or eat yogurt, and
I said, I don't eat yogurt, so I'm eating pills,
all right. So I got about ten days of I
got about ten days of spending the most of my
time in the bathroom. So it's it's so it must

(01:28):
be very, very mind blowing. When you come down with
something like that in the middle of a pandemic, you're like,
oh boy, so your mind probably went all sorts of well. Yeah.
So I went to urgent care on Tuesday and I
got Um. I got an instant COVID test where I
tested negative, and I said, great, what's the accuracy rate?
They said, I said, well, what good is that? I

(01:49):
have people in my life I can't get sick. So
I had already got So if you've ever taken the
quick test, it makes your eyes water. They shoved the
things in your nose twice, and your eyes are watering
from the irritation. So they said, well, if you don't
trust the quick test, we'll give you the regular test.
I said, all right, this it's a little more invasive. Um,

(02:09):
I yelled a lot. I did because I'm a big baby,
not because it's painful, just because it's very uncomfortable. Plus
I had I had needles. You saw a picture some
of you. I had needles in my arms. I was
getting intravenous. It's just awful. So for those people that
noticed I wasn't on the fifteen minute morning show podcast,
thank you. I'm fine. I'm alive. It wasn't scary. Yeah,

(02:29):
I haven't gotten my my test results back from the
regular COVID test. So I'm wearing a mask around the
house and people are staying away from me. But they
usually do that anyway. So talking your family, your family
typically recoils in horror anytime you walk into the room anyway.
So I see your manua is all a glow behind you.
But what's behind the manora? Well, hold on, so behind
the well, I got to look what I'm ready. I

(02:51):
got my I'm ready for the new season. It's blue,
but I got my got my Captain America. I got
little um little at ornaments. You can see those. You
were celebrating the season you celebrate not in the bathroom,
So I'm celebrating. Gandhi's right. The back of the tree
is not is not decorated. Well, don't look at the

(03:12):
back of the tree, Gandy. Yeah, it's your fault, all right. Dang,
you got a couple of dangly balls. Hey hey, hey, hey,
higher we'll talk about my dangly balls. All right. So
you know yesterday's Scary said that he wanted to make
this the best podcast ever. So we said, okay, then
you should drive the podcast, he said. He said, I'll
go home and study and come up with a plan.

(03:34):
So what are we doing on our podcast today, Scary?
What are we doing? All right? So you'all get in
the vaccine or what? Yeah? Well, how far this is fine?
I want your opinions can help us out. Let's go. No, no, Brodie,
he said he was doing this on his own. No, no no,
I know, but yesterday's podcast. No, no, no, no, this

(03:54):
isn't a monologue. I'm not gonna stand here and talk
for ten minutes. I was. I was throwing something out there,
I guess not. I was just gonna say, yes, yesterday's
podcast was where did you sleep? Right? What weird place?
And I had one to add, but I wasn't on
the podcast. So if you want to kill time, I
got a really good one. Comes up with something else, Yeah, Scary, come,

(04:16):
I'll give you like two minutes. So back when I
was eighteen, I was a manager. Chuck E chee. Some
of you guys know that, and you may know this story.
We were we had opened up a new store and
we were working like two hours a day, and so
I had worked I don't know, twenty something hours, and
I was the closing manager and someone else was going
to come in and open and I was supposed to

(04:36):
go back to the hotel and sleep. Well, I said
I was tired, So I said, I'll just take a
nap in the ball pit and uh, you know, I'll
wake up in a couple of hours and I'll go
back to the hotel. Well I never woke up and
went back to the hotel, and sometime around eleven am,
I woke up in the ball pit and her kids
screaming and mother's yelling that some man was sleeping under them.
I was literally under the balls. I had slipped from

(04:58):
the side, and uh, I came up like a monster
out of the ballpit. Yeah. Yeah, it sounds like all
slept under the balls. You know what I'm saying. So
many germs. Yeah, but anyway, I slept in the ball
pit and scared the hell out of families of all ages.
All Right, we heard the story. Scary, Okay, great, So

(05:22):
that to me, you know something I wanted to talk
about on the Big Show, but I don't know for
some reason that it fell flat on its face. Was
I personally am fascinated with people who just go out
there and put on their social media. Hey, it's my birthday,
just cash ap me ven, move me some money, or
we didn't get to have a birthday this year. Um

(05:43):
so uh, here's a Amazon wish list. It's Christmas time,
send me some gifts. I just find it tacky for
people who do that. Now. I know it's been a
thing for a few years. I just feel like this
year it's more prevalent and I'm seeing it more than ever.
I'm also seeing people request that you tip them on TikTok.
So now people are doing TikTok's and they did they
just put their link for their venmo on there, like

(06:05):
here's like, what is that like a performance or something
and I'm supposed to tip you. It's just I find
it fascinating because you're not gonna what a great topic.
Hold on a second, wait, wait and then Brodie will
polle Times, a friend of mine. Friend of mine went
out to dinner the other night with a girlfriend of
hers and her girlfriend said, hey, watch this. The bill

(06:29):
comes for dinner, and they're like, let's go on i
G Live right now. So they go on i G Live, Like, oh,
we're here together, two girls having fun. We just had dinner,
and here's the bill. Anybody want to pay? And people
started paying them right on the spot for dinner and
started chipping in for their dinner. But here's here's my point.

(06:50):
It's not like it's like only fans where you get
something in return. You're I mean, it's you know, obviously
you're paying a premium for a premium for videos and
pictures or content, or like these people with these foot
fetishes right where it's like, oh give me, let me
see your feet for money, You're not getting a damn thing.
People are just outright just now hitting you with here's
my link, and they just throw it out there. So cavalier.

(07:13):
I find this this concept to be fascinating. Obviously some
of you don't find its fascinating and you're not dumbfounded
by it. But I feel like I would never have
a chance. I would never be the person to go
out on a limb and put my link out there
and say here's here's my QR code, scan it and
send me cash. I don't know, that's just don't do it.
Just don't send them. I have friends that have been

(07:35):
doing this forever, and weirdly enough, you're saying that these
guys don't get any satisfaction from it. Some of them
do get satisfaction from just taking care of someone, like
that's what they want to do. They do it suld
have to pay these people, but they're not. But so
it's not it's it's it's not tip for tat, it's
it's not with the idea behind it. I'm guessing is

(07:58):
is what that number one scary be attractive? What kind
of satisfaction? What do you do if you can't meet
rule number one and you're complaining about it on a podcast? Okay,
well around the room yesterday the other day and I
just fell flat, So I thought I would bring it
up here in this for it seems to be very
robust today. It's going to be what you make of it.

(08:21):
That's okay. I mean, if you don't want to participate,
we're not alone because there are a bunch of guys
who are on the same page as you, and they're
just living at these girls getting money for absolutely no
reason and not working for it, and they're reporting them
to the I r S. And they're getting what's called
the thought audit. They're getting audited for all this money
and all these gifts and all the stuff that they're
getting because they're not reporting it to the I r S.
I'm not because of people like you living as I am,

(08:45):
just confused because some some guys probably like the fact
that they get to interact with somebody that they think
is not obtainable to them. So the fact that they're
interacting with this hot chick whoa you know and what
I guess you know, for some guys, that does it scary?
You buy drinks for girls and bars that you have
no chance with. Lots of guys do not, just you.
I mean, that's the way it goes. You buy a

(09:07):
girl a drink and then nothing happens. It's like the
same thing. Really, you have to pay tax on those
three drinks. I got a question, what does Elvis think
about this? He's been really really quiet, He's scary. Has
Scary has brought this to the surface several times, And
I have no opinion. It's just I don't understand what
the big deal is. I don't. I don't understand because

(09:30):
the first you understand why it's even topic worthy. The
first time you brought this up on the show, you
were screaming as if you were Ira. Do you guys
remember that? And I didn't understand why are you mad?
So I'm trying to figure out what is what is
it about this that triggers you? You you're triggered. He
wishes he was a hot girl, Scarret. That's feel that
it's unfair that you don't have the same shot at

(09:51):
it as I just think. I just think it's a
tacky move like this other this is somebody else I know.
They're just like, oh well it's it's you know, Christmas,
and here's my Amazon wish list. They will put it
together like a bridle registry of sorts, so what you
would do for a wedding, except in that case I'm
being invited to your wedding or I'm sending you a
gift because I know you. But then they put together

(10:12):
this Christmas wish list and then people will actually send
stuff to this person's address. Nobody's making them do it,
if they want to do it. It's I'm fascinated by
this concept. I can't be the only one that is
intrigued by this. I think it's strange, but I mean
people do strange stuff all the time. Maybe did you
get suckered and maybe there's something you want to tell

(10:34):
us who the Amazon wish list? Did you send gifts?
Maybe you supporting? No, none of it. I just what
you should have done. Has gotten one of these people
that's done it and had them on the phone, as
opposed to just throwing it out there and hope somebody
would say so, okay, well, so it's scary. When the

(10:56):
dinner they paid for their dinner obviously, and you were
with them, you said, so did you like the throne? Oh?
I thought you said you were with them? No, no, no,
these these people posted this on their I G Live.
That's it all right, that's podcast. Ever, Well, no, this
is all This is becoming more awkward by the minute
because Elvis is the host of the show. Pretty fair.

(11:18):
You asked me when I thought, and I told you,
and you know what you are. You were waiting for
me to be a part of something that I have
nothing else to contribute to tell you, well that this
is the part where we just move on to the
next things. You got Well, it's not all today. Yeah,
you were going to drive the podcast today, didn't we
remember that right from afterday? Didn't we get all of

(11:40):
these packages that we were supposed to open? Nate, who
has a package? I'm supposed to do this on the
down the street, but it's covered in two ft of snow?
So apparently we were being surprised on the podcast today.
Is what I was in? Mine is open already. I
did get this in the package? What is it? Who
is it? Who's it from? So it's from um, this

(12:02):
is from um. Oh gosh, American Dream American Dream Mall. Yeah,
so it's from American Dream Mall, the mall that just
opened up with they have Nickelodeon. Um there they sent us. Oh,
Scotty's got the package right in front of them. They
sent us a bunch of really cute stuff because they
have an amusement park and a water POD's shopping. It's
not all it's experiencing. It's an experience more than a mall.

(12:27):
It does. And if you look in the bag that
passes for us to go to the water park for free. Yeah,
it's a water park. Oh, and they sent us like
so many cute SpongeBob things. My kids were so happy yesterday.
Package right now, the Oreo cookie popcorn. Hello, yeah see
I got the Snickers popcorn. Is that my package you're opening, Scott? Yeah,

(12:54):
I love that they send me great stuffed animals and
my kids took them. You know that, I mean very
rude them. American dream It really, you know, what a
weird time to be giving it the big open. Actually,
the people who I know who have been loved the experience.
Then it's when all doors are open, full wide for
everyone to go out and have some fun. American Dreams

(13:15):
gonna be an amazing destination. Somebody I know when skiing
there because they have like a you know, it's right
big snow and it's not real snow obviously, but they
said they really felt like they were skiing, like down
a mountain on real snow. That said it was so awesome.
I checked out the Nickelodeon Universe, UM, and I went
on a couple of roller coasters. For an indoor roller coaster,

(13:37):
I let me tell you something. This thing was was big.
Was one of the top three roller coasters I've been
on my life. UM, Upside Down Loop's craziness and there's
like a whole bunch of them there and that. And
I also went to the the the DreamWorks water park
and uh I got a surf lesson from Santa You
might have seen that. Yeah, when I'm driving down the highway,
you can see it from the highway and you can

(13:59):
see the roller coas oister and you can see the
water park, and all the kids in the car always go, oh,
when are we going there? Yeah? Where are you saying
brody about roller coasters? Some of those roller coasters when
they first opened or were being built, actually we did
a story. They are records setting roller coasters. One of
them is the one of the fastest in the country.
One of them is the steepest incline in the country.

(14:21):
So they're not just like, oh, it's a roller coaster
and no, no, no, these are hardcore roller coasters. I
took it for granted. Actually, yeah, part was there last week.
One of the stores in there is called Oh Sugar,
and that's who sent us this great pop different kinds
of pop points right, Cardi B was there. There you
go American Dream I'll just meeting. I can't wait. I

(14:41):
want to go. I wish I could go today, but
I'm snowed in. I wish I had that package that
looks like a lot of thank you to our friends
and American Dream for sending these out. We appreciate it.
I'll comple you that first. I get first. Well, it
takes more than one too, I'll take seconds. I'll take
stop the seconds on the I'm going to post a
wish list on my Instagram so hot girls can send

(15:03):
me gifts from the American Dream. You can't have this,
it's mine. Ends are coming down, and try to take
like you have to share. Scary close out your podcast.
Any final any final thoughts for the new year. I mean,
this is the last podcast for this morning show, for
the fifteen minute morning show, so very quickly say just

(15:26):
a sentence. I'm gonna say one sentence as we close
out this year. With this being the last podcast, I
vote that we go against the law of the rules
of the podcast and we do one more tomorrow. I
make that the last one of the another one. It's
like a gift. Yeah, it's like this one wasn't that good,
So we get another chance tomorrow. I said, tomorrow, let's

(15:49):
do a very special year end podcast, and let's let's
do that tomorrow that everyone else. You don't have to
do a line now because it's not the last one.
Thank you for saying, oh yeah, that's right. Nice Everybody
Podcast by the fifteen minute Morning Show

Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND News

Advertise With Us

Follow Us On

Hosts And Creators

Elvis Duran

Elvis Duran

Danielle Monaro

Danielle Monaro

Skeery Jones

Skeery Jones

Froggy

Froggy

Garrett

Garrett

Medha Gandhi

Medha Gandhi

Nate Marino

Nate Marino

Popular Podcasts

Stuff You Should Know

Stuff You Should Know

If you've ever wanted to know about champagne, satanism, the Stonewall Uprising, chaos theory, LSD, El Nino, true crime and Rosa Parks, then look no further. Josh and Chuck have you covered.

Intentionally Disturbing

Intentionally Disturbing

Join me on this podcast as I navigate the murky waters of human behavior, current events, and personal anecdotes through in-depth interviews with incredible people—all served with a generous helping of sarcasm and satire. After years as a forensic and clinical psychologist, I offer a unique interview style and a low tolerance for bullshit, quickly steering conversations toward depth and darkness. I honor the seriousness while also appreciating wit. I’m your guide through the twisted labyrinth of the human psyche, armed with dark humor and biting wit.

Music, radio and podcasts, all free. Listen online or download the iHeart App.

Connect

© 2025 iHeartMedia, Inc.