Celebrity Items

What started with Scotty B. admitting he wears Marc Anthony jeans, we all have ONE item! 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
represents Morning show, Scotty, shut the hell up? What's going on?
Nate and I were talking about something and what we're

(00:24):
talking about? What we're talking about? Tell us, tell us
how what were you using such foul language? I was
I was pretending to be somebody else that talks like that. Listen,
that's not nice. When to do that to me when
I'm not sorry? Radio is that I always assume that
the mic is on, even when it's off. Someone like
that time you did that crazy thing when we were

(00:47):
interviewing Lady Gun. It was the burp of all burns
you have. You gotta understand the logistics of these studios.
My microphone is generally not onto your studio, but Scary
left it on during the interview when I'm usually not
a part of it and I didn't know you. Your
microphone is almost always on in the middle of the
felt moment talking about like like death and cancer patients,

(01:10):
and all of a sudden here Scott. It was definitely
a puking. That goes back to rule number one of radio.
If you're in front of a microphone in a studio,
assume it's on. At all time. Can I even tell
him that because I'll go in there to say something
to him or Andrew, and I will always move the
mic away from my face. And I said, I don't
know if they can hear us or not. Scotty will
just keep talking right in front of the microphone, Like, dude,

(01:31):
it is always on. We can always hear you. I
got nothing at High. I'm never saying anything that I
shouldn't be saying. Yes, yes you do. Time the mics
are on for that. That that sexual romp you had
with strawberry syrup, it was in front of microphones though. Yeah.
I mean I told that story a thousand times and
it wasn't really a romp. I just I didn't whatever.

(01:53):
It was something different to try. Is that what? I
didn't want any part of it. The girl just started
doing it. I went to sleep, I change the topic.
So weird, um. But he's also in a mood today
because when I was in there last he was cursing
at us because Andrew was going in on his jeans.
Scott he was pissed about it. Sound that came out wrong.
Clarify that he was wearing I'm wearing jeans. I'm wearing

(02:15):
Jesus has a ripping it. Okay, maybe not so in
fashion for guys anymore. I don't know. I think they're fine.
Why not? It wasn't the funny part. There's a little
ripping it and then they're like, what brand is that?
And I was like, oh, I just don't. I just donated.
Wait wait, let him tell you the brand brand. They're
Mark Anthony's. I like the way they fit me. I
didn't even know Mark Anthony made jeans that I had
no idea for years. He sells him at calls. Yeah,

(02:40):
Jennifer Lope sells Timeline. It calls to know. It's weird, right,
That's what I'm said, And all of us were just
kind of digging into, like what else does Mark Anthony make?
What kind of music did Mark Anthony mad? Because we
haven't really heard from him mainstream in a long time.
And Scotty was just sitting there like, fuck you all
to jeans either. They're they're little stretchy of you, you know,

(03:03):
gain a couple of bell Bees. They still fit very nicely.
That's where they come in hand love Michael Freehands. I
have the ultimate one. I have a Patrick Dempsey cologne
called unscripted. He has a cologne more you guys have
Unforgiven from Sean John the The Dinney Collection. Unforgiven that

(03:24):
I'll tell you though. Everybody always says, oh, you smell
so nice, and it's always Katie Perry killer Queen. I
wanted for years and years and years, and I still
love it. It smells so good, not like your normal,
you know, Debbie Gibson perfume from Electric Youth, from from
artists and B and C listers, anyone. It's a great question.

(03:47):
I don't really think I have any Justin Timberley had
jeans for a minute, right, does William Rash jeans with
really expensive A lot of artists have had cologns and perfumes.
Remember fool Man Squito from Chris Kirkpatrick from the only
One that remembers that Danielle cultural appropriation line with her
horrid Jukie girls girls girls like Gwen ma'am. It doesn't

(04:10):
people make a vodka volo or something. Yeah, I didn't
like it. Metallica just come out with a whiskey because
you know they actually made it themselves, of course. Yeah,
And I gotta say I do like the glow by
j LO Products I really do. And my mom still
wears her glow by Jlo perfume. Every time you ask
my mom what she wants on the I need new
glow please from Jlo. I've got Joe Jonas cologne. I

(04:33):
think it. I don't know, nick Jona, excuse me, was
a partnership with John Varvados three five and that was
your account. I believe what three oh five? You slip
it into sponsors Jessica Simpson's clothing line lines. Yeah, her
stuffs greats great that she does. And Rianna, I have

(04:55):
plenty of her savage. Did anybody ever taste Nicki minaj
Is Mimska, miss Muscato or something that she has, like
a pink rose or something. No, but and what's the
stuff by Shaggy that we love? Coco Yak? That's it's
like is it a is it a co? Is that?

(05:16):
It's really He came in one day, got us all
wasted on it. Nice. He put it in a cake, right,
didn't you put it in a cake? And we were
like eating the cake. Back to ripped jeans for a second. Uh.
Like the Scotty was in the middle of of what
he was saying earlier about him I actually just donated
my last pair of ripped jeans that have been sitting
in the back of my cloth. But yours are ripped

(05:37):
in the crotch. Scary, there's a difference. No, they were
ripped it from squatting. No, I think, I really do
think ripped jeans are out right, are they? I don't
think not at all? If you go on any websites
like pairs of them. I'm the fashion I com by
any means. But I don't think that's away all of
his ripped jeans. He has not left. He's got to
go buy more. Oh wow, that's so fucking rude, all

(06:02):
of you. I didn't know. I didn't say that. Don't
everybody laughing? And then by made a comment. Gotti is
the fat shamer. He usually is just doing it to himself. Well,
but he will have he will point out, you know,
Scary didn't didn't he try to bribe you with money

(06:23):
to get to a certain way. He was trying to
fatten you up. That was Andrew. He tried to get
meat and fatter. Yeah. I'm still though I can't get
to I can't get to either level. I mean, I'm
happy that I'm out of the two hundred club. But
I can't get myself down to one ninety and I
don't want to go up to to ten, so I'm
never going to get one of his envelopes. Oh so
one envelope is if you gain. In one envelope is

(06:43):
if you lose. Yeah, he's also got He's also got
a to twenty. Remember that that was the really big one.
Do you know what's in the envelope? Yeah, we opened
it on the show like a year or two ago.
It's it's gift cards for various things. The higher it goes,
then it's like a gym memberships and weight loss stuff.
And the lower it goes it's for food. Man scared
to be getting an envelope in the first quarter in
the fourth quarter every year. Look at that? Look at that.
My favorite was Scotty insulting me when I said that

(07:05):
I had size thirty four jeans on He goes, you
don't he inspected my jeans? I don't. I don't understand
how that works. I've been a thirty six almost since
high school and I'm not that massive. Scary is a
little larger than I am. No, I don't know how
that works. Okay, so you guys. Remember you guys don't

(07:26):
remember Greg Tea, but maybe some of our listeners don't.
But there was one time we were in the studio
and he said, oh, Brody, what's your waist size? And
I told him. He goes, no, fucking no, He says,
that's my ways size. I said so, So he took
his pants off and made me take mine off, and
we had to swap pants so I could show him
that I fit into his pants. So I yeah, maybe

(07:47):
it's just the way that they sit on a certain
part of your waist, you know. I guess if you
wear them a little higher than they'd be a little bigger.
I don't know. You know, we were talking about on
this topic yesterday at dinner, and I would like to
know your opinions on it. What are your thoughts on
very skinny in shape people talking about body positivity because
I want them to shut the funk up, like people's business.

(08:09):
They shouldn't be part of the conversation, you know. Of course,
it's easy for you to sit there when you look
amazing and say we should all accept our bodies. This
is beautiful. Look at me. I'm fine. Unless they had
a journey, like unless they had a journey where they
kind of, you know, started out not very healthy and
they transformed themselves and they were now they're healthy and stuff,
but they weren't talking about it. When they were bigger,
they clearly did not accept their body. So they went

(08:31):
on to then get to a place where they accept
their body. It was like Kim Kardashian talking about the lotto, like,
stay out of poor people's business. People's business. She plays
a lotto, I am gonna please. It's fair game, like
I mean, and there's no rules for it. There should
be rules, tells all the time he should not be
playing the lottery. Yeah, he should not unless you're gonna
donate all your winnings. Yeah. But I was just kind

(08:55):
of like, man, all these people talking about body positivity
are in amazing shape and look great. Very for you
to say that would be like me talking to a
very pale person about how you should love your pale skin.
I should stay out of that. I'm brown. Let me
leave people who are pale pale. I'm with you, Gandhi.
There's a bunch of TikTokers that come up in the
four you sometimes and they're and they're gorgeous and they're
in like workout clothes and they're like, you need to

(09:16):
be proud of the body you have. I'm like, if
I had your body, I would be, but I don't,
so I'm not. You know. Wait. The other thing are
the pop up ads for like like under eyebags, Like,
oh my gosh, I have the words under eyebags ever
and I use this product and the girls like twelve
somebody who really has under eyebags. How about you put

(09:38):
horror in the ad and then I'll probably not on
TikTok and all of the fitness influencers who are like
twenty years old, and everybody can be like that when
you're twenty years old, but show me when you're fifty
or sixty that you're still ripped. I love to see
it exactly well j Lo, I mean, but I think

(09:58):
j Lo got into her shape when she got old.
I think she did. She's like the one off of
like it's amazing, like it's not real, it's crazy. But
she's also got access to things that the average person
doesn't happen. Basically her career. She's paid to look like that,
you know what I mean, Like you want to pay us,
I'll look like that I want to pay for a
trainer and for a nutrition ist for me. Yeah, you

(10:21):
can pay for anything. I just saw the new Nicholas
Cage film and he was on James Cordon last night
of the Night before. He's got a full head of hair.
He didn't have a full head of hair. Now he does.
Proven you can pay for whatever you want. You can
celebrities with the fake hair like I did not realize
how crazy Jeremy Pivens fake care was until I saw him.

(10:41):
I don't know what show he was on a long, long,
long time ago. He had been his twenties. He had
the halo, was completely bald on top with just the sides. Now,
can you get those implants right? They do it. Yeah.
In fact, a lot of guys go to Turkey to
do it specifically there. They do it really well. I
want to get hair implants. I know you guys are

(11:02):
all gonna say I'm crazy, but it's thick and full now.
I wanted to stay that way forever, So I'm like,
let me get ahead of this and get it all
put in now so that it grows out real big
crazy hair positive hair positive. I'm sorry, embrace what you have.
You have hair. You're not part of this conversation. You're

(11:22):
out with hair. Anybody with hair needs to click leave
you just be quiet. Sorry, sorry, Would any of you
guys get that, like if they offered it, Like if
someone came to us, because you know, right after the
zoom call, they're going to go and try to find
a company that's willing to pay money to do this,

(11:43):
and I'm gonna hit all of us up for I
hope they come to me since I understand it this endorsement, guys,
would the guys do it with the guys who are
losing their hair? If you feel who you are you
doing you guys, remember Vinny was like a regular on
our show. Yeah, thing goes, So he was losing hair
in the front, and he did what you're not supposed

(12:05):
to do. He had the plugs put in in the
front to fill in where he was missing, but then
everything behind it started disappearing. So he had like a
fence in the front of his head and then everything
behind it. You have to do the whole head or
like whatever. But you can't just do the spot you're
missing at that moment, because six months later there'll be
another spot. And so he had just a line of
hair in the front and then just like an empty backyard.

(12:27):
I went on the first date with someone that had that.
He showed up to the date and it was all scabbing,
and I'm like, what what's going on there? And he's like, oh,
I had hair and plants and all the scabbing. You
know that happens in the beginning, Like oh, you know
when they dad my dad had by one they pulled

(12:51):
the hair of your dad had done my dad had it,
done it for years. He would show everyone the pictures
the bloody head and stow up. Don't need to see it.
But did it work? Yeah it looks good now, But no,
I can't do it, only because I know what it entails.
They do a thing where they don't do that anymore
on most people, because I know a guy who did it,

(13:13):
where they take the hair out of the back of
your head with like the tweezer type thing and then
they implanted in your head. They don't rip your head on. Yeah,
that's what I thought they did. I didn't think they
skeelmet guys. Come on, man, I gotta go. I know
they don't do that. But watching Scotty's reaction and now
scaries too, So two weeks from now, Hi, I'm scary
Jones product. You read scar He didn't even eat it.

(13:40):
You know it'll get him to come back on. I
took a picture of him today eating mazza and it
is the greatest photo ever. But he asked me if
I don't know gonna, are you gonna get back on
the zoo? No? No, he was, he was. He deep
throating the mazza. How come on, he looks extreme. If
you get back into the zoom room, I won't too late.

(14:01):
Come on, scary' that's it, happy, scary good, get out
of here. He's like the cookie monster. The best part
about it is now it's like cents of box because
Passover is done. Yeah what sales seems We're done? You

(14:23):
can you the Passover Matza is different and they want
to get rid of it. Yeah, cooky. By the way, Daniell,
you should know whether or not they sell it all
year round. I have never seen a non jew eat
mazza more than Danielle. I love it with cream, tea, juice.
Eat it because they can't eat bread like bread that rises,
so you have to suffer through mazza mots of bread crumbs,
motza cutlets, matsa everything, and she's like, Oh, it's Montsa time.

(14:48):
That is Matza ba soup is my favorite soup. And
mazza with cream cheese. I don't I don't see you
walking in with mats in December. I don't see you
walking in Joe Thanksgiving Mazza. I kind of forgot that
they made all you around. That's why this time of
year it's the top of mine. So I'm going to
have to start looking for it. All. I expect to
see you bringing in some turkey on your manza. My
maza checking on. He's literally walking out the door on

(15:11):
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