March 4, 2020 • 15 mins
It all started with one box of cereal then it ALL went to hell!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
That's my cereal. That's the only serial and a five
hundred I eat. This is my favorite cereal. Yeah, fuck you,
it's my favorite Schereal. Yeah, Brody's cereal pretty much does.
Scotty will tell you he does. Oh, I'm eating cars.
Let me have the funk out of here. We will suck.
I want I want to put them shake shut Scotty, shake,
(00:26):
Scotty shake, Scotty shot. Tell her it's my cereal. Rody
Seal Daddy. It doesn't fucking save Rody stuff for me?
What he wants? Am I not on the podcast all that?
Do you do stuff for him? I have to do
stuff I'm not proud of. What would you talk about
on your on your podcast Firm Elvis Presents show. I
(00:54):
just want to taste it, put it down. But by
the way, we were rolling on Everything Car today, so
we just played the intro. Everything you heard before that
is staying in the podcast. Well people already heard it, yeah,
but we're not cutting it down normally would cut that out. Okay,
can I explain what's going on here? Scotty B from
our show, who was one of the hosts of Serial
the Serial Killers podcast. All right, he and Andrew started it.
(01:18):
But Scotty has been buying cereal for that room next
door forever. He's got a hundred and fifty two hundred
boxes the cereal next door. The shelving units put in
for all the cereal boxes of those cereals. Hi, I'm
David Brody for Melshin the Morning show. There's only on
the Broken Boys podcasts the only Sarah. Scotty buys me
special He hides it under the desk, special k Chocolate.
(01:39):
He delight, scary enough, already put the box down, so
he comes in this morning, goes Brody. You know we're
on vacation, but last week tweks ago whatever I got
you cereal? My good, Scotty because not. Scotty wants me
to write him some song parodies like great. He pays
me in chocolate de Delight. Yeah, y'all, goes in, opens
the box up and she's eating it like like it's ours. Yeah,
because so here's the deal. There's no deal. Doesn't say
(02:00):
your name on it, but I told you now then
I'm ordering it on instacrast. It doesn't say your name,
but are doing what? Stop? I'm not gonna look ahead.
I also am on the podcast all the time, occasionally
occasionally regular all on a second, that doesn't give you
my serial Are you here as someone who's impartial, you're
never in partially noticed. Danielle opened the box of cereal,
and at first I said, there's a hundred fifty cereals
(02:23):
in there, and she really has to go after Brody's
favorite cereal. This is my favorite cereal. However, I just
I just took some. Oh my god, Danielle, I thing
you see what she sees is my favorite cereal. Okay.
Everybody has that coworker at work who eats the food.
That's daniel in the history of the Serial Killers podcast.
Of all the cereals that I've tasted back there, this
(02:45):
is my favorite, okay? Is that not the one I've
mentioned on the Brooklyn Boys podcast and how they made
one with strawberry and they added the strawberry, they took
out half the chocolate. Is the one hold and in
the defensive scary We could give him any cereal right
now because he just in reduced himself back into cars, okay,
so we could have gave him the worst. You know,
I think you another side of the glass jumping up
(03:06):
and down. He knows it's my serial, but this is
my favorite serial. But buy a box Scotty. You need
to buy Brodia twice as much. To be spiteful. When
I walked out of the room, nobody told me it
was your serial. I just went. They probably didn't think
in a million years you would have grabbed it. Danielle
by Brodia box. I'm not buying you. I gotta say
it's really good. Good to say. Yeah, you're damn right,
(03:27):
it is. Okay. Can we just move on because I'm
getting out up. I want to play something off my phone. Well,
then pay me, bullshit. I want to play this off
my phone and I'll explain why is it working? Yeahs working?
Its working alright. Hey, welcome to another fifteen minute morning
show podcast Around the Table. We've got gandhi. Okay, that
is yesterday's podcast. We had a technical glitch yesterday when
(03:51):
the podcast got loaded and it was loaded no sound.
Now yesterday's podcast is the name of the podcast is
so very not safe for work, And Elvis said it's
the dirtiest podcast we've ever done. It isn't, but it's
it's up there, and so it went up with no audio.
So people were tweeting it's the cleanest podcast of all time.
There's no audio, so I fixed it about I don't
(04:13):
know twelve thirty, Garret, would you say around twelve thirty yesterday?
But people were texting an all day today. Hey, there's
no audio in the podcast. So if you still have
that problem, just reboot the app and you should be fine.
You're cashing the oldest delicious. Damn, she's eating my ceial.
Gandhi why because Scotty bought him this box the cereal
(04:34):
because I write all the jingles for the Serial Killer podcast.
So he's piste off that I'm eating it, and I said,
I'm on the podcast a lot, so I I think
I'm allowed to have the cereal. You're allowed to have
the four you do per episodes. Wait, no, your name
was on the box? Is that the last bottle or
last box of Chocolate e Delight special? K Ever, there
(04:54):
is the last one that Scotty bored for me to
eat today and down you weren't even touching it. People
it in today for me. I was eating it was
so Daniel since he gets paid in cereal, Brodie, You're
you're taking money out of his paychecks, Dotty pays me
in skim movie and chocolate. Honestly, what are we talking about?
This spid cereal? Hey wait a minute, by the way,
(05:16):
did you finish the strawberry chocolate one? Because that one's gone?
That one was delicious. It was delicious. I went in
there just to take a box. I did not know
it was but now you do. Then I came in
and opened the box and then well, I mean didn't
open it properly. Yes I did. Look, look I watched
you trust Me so funny things for Scotty. And then
(05:42):
I said, well, I'm on the podcast a lot, and
I don't ask for anything. Ever, I think maybe I
am entitled just a little bit of cereal. She's entitled
a classic Cereal, New Cereal. What happens on the podcast?
What you're entitled to? Well, the good thing is that
she didn't shake it properly, so you get all the
extra chocolate that is now congregating on the bottom. Have
you done a review of this cereal yet? On the
months ago? Where were you? Thank you? This is my
(06:04):
favorite series, Daniel, come like a terrible sharers its Cereal?
Give her a little bowl of the serial kids. It's
just look at all the hand jam and going, God,
you don't pay the carboholic over there, Scary Jones. Hey
you don't even eat cereal. Scary just figured all the cereals.
This stuff is so good though. This is like you
(06:24):
were like you're an addict. You just got back into cars.
Didn't want to taste one chocolate chunk, had four for
it on the counters. Don't put your fingers like cravee chocolate. No,
I like that cereal. I just took one. Eat the
flake that's not chocolate. There's chocolate chunks in there. Don't
even tell them there were chocolated There are chocolate to
light rectangles in here. How come you're not yelling at
(06:46):
Scary about eating your cereal? First of all, I do girls,
God yelled this before you sauntered out. I'm looking right
at you. Hold people people have problems with chewing, like
you better put that on the podcast. But now you
know what, here's what I'll say if you're the one
(07:06):
that's chewing, Danielle, So you're the one to play back
me up here. I used to I sometimes I used
to keep a box of this sarily my car for
road trips. You eat it like a snack. It cuts
your mouth apart and hurts your jaw. Shrints you up
and not have it with And let me tell you something.
I don't think that there's enough actual chocolate in here
for it to be called chocolate. That's why it's called chocolate. E.
(07:27):
It's not it's not real chocolate. No, it's real, it's real.
There's just not enough cocoa. Can I have some pleas?
Do you know what you can do with this? Brodie?
You know what you could do with it? Now? Used
to take pieces of like um, I don't know, like
chocolate that you would bake with or one minute, what
about the twig that's cereal? Is chocolate? E? Delight? You
(07:48):
gave up chocolate for lent eating my get that audio?
I totally forgot. Holy crap, I forgot to j But
(08:13):
is that good? She's willing to go against I need
to take out of my instat cart. Hold on your order.
You can order it? Want to be the box to
a place to one? You just ate? Now? How do
you how? No? It's an honest mistake. Yeah. So if
(08:37):
if you break your whatever you gave him for if
you break it, nothing but I wish I had mentioned
five handfuls before. But do you know what's funny. It's
like Scotty's right, there's not a lot, but that's what
you get for paying three four box, you get for
stealing it. Um, that's the first time I've made a
mistake and since um okay, the jew is here for
(08:57):
you to point it out. You damn it. Thank you. Well,
you know what I can thank you for saying that.
I don't even know we're still going on? How long
is Lynch? Oh? Is that where they're still advertising fish
all over TV? You know we talked about that on
the Podcastry commercials are everywhere. I was in Uh, I
forget some new theme restaurant opened up near us. My
(09:19):
friend I went for dinner on Friday night last Friday.
He and I are both Jewish. The waitress comes over
and says, oh, look at the specials. We've got filet
of soul and some kind of cramp thing and he
goes onto something. We have broiled scallops. Whatever. I go,
Uh where Jewish will take the brisket. We're fine. They
brisket nacho's so good. Well, that's like I went out
to dinner with a couple of friends who are Catholic
(09:41):
and some Catholics they just don't even right. Damn it.
I'm so mad at myself right now. As as I
went out with and they and they were like eating,
and I'm like over there, and I feel guilty. I
feel guilty reminding them because I didn't know if they
we're gonna be mad because they wanted that me. Well,
(10:02):
you don't have to worry about being the noble one now,
so I'm just i'n't honestly was an honest mistake, of course.
So I'm just sitting there and I'm just like, um,
do I say anything? What do you say? Do I say? So?
I did? I said um? And then they said, oh,
we don't care. Okay. I was like, okay, fair enough.
Andrew's upset with you too, Daniel, And do I accidentally
ate chocolate? Okay, thank you. That's why I accidentally ate
(10:26):
chocolate nine time. That was not good. There's really not
a lot of but Scotty was pointing it out. I
wish there was more chocolate than that. But you know
it would be good, honestly, if you take a hershy's
kiss and shave it with a knife and put the
pieces of it in the box. Why would you do
such a thing because it adds more chocolate? Why don't
you just pour the cereal into a bowl of hers
She's kisses. You know. That might be why I enjoyed
(10:47):
it so much. I love the visual of Daniel possibly
going to church today and a bunch of people in
there ask me for forgiveness and and something horrible that
they did in their life, were trying to right the wrong.
It's like and Danielle goes, I hate cereal today with yeah.
It's like when Danielle was saving yourself a marriage and
I'm like, you know you're having sex and Sheldon right now.
(11:08):
You know you don't have to give something up for
don't don't don't easy to say now, No, no, you don't.
You can do something good, but you did give it up.
Don't feel so bad, Daniel. There's very little chocolate in here.
Their chocolate e pieces. It's mostly oil. So you're good.
You will go to hell. You're just will just be
in limbo. Feel not good. Chocolate. You want to write
your wrong by Brody his cereal? No, I'm not sorry.
(11:31):
I'd like seven style, Daniel. It's expensive cereal. How much
do you pay for its I got this box for
next of course, thank you. That's Scotty making up for
what you did. You do you have to pay me
full price? Yes, I'm the one that gets the deals.
If you want to pay me what it is, that's
(11:53):
how I make my money. You're paying for delivery charge.
Not nice. You were about to pay it. Wait how
much you're gonna pay insta cart to deliver for that?
To you? You're lazy? Best invention because it's because I
don't have time. No, you're lazy. You could stop at
shop right on the way home and pick up some things.
I would rather take a nape of rude Scotty was
(12:20):
stink I me earlier too, because I did something bad.
What did you do? I accidentally put something on the
air that shouldn't be on the air, and then I
shut the station off the air. You were in there
with me when I did it, So we were in
the recording commercials and we couldn't hear the commercial. So
Gandy and I are pushing buttons and then all of
a sudden, Josh runs in and he's like, where on
(12:42):
it that's on the air? Like, No, the mics weren't on.
It was just when we went. We were editing something,
so like just a quick couple of seconds went out.
But this is what I was like, Wait a second.
I was told that those studios were never live, that
we were good, and someone goes, no, this thing goes live.
You learned something every day studio, Oh no, that can
(13:05):
go live because if people are working in there, they
logged into the same log in. Yeah, we didn't know
you have it once they pressed the button that the
student you were in. Yet it turns I learned a
hard way. I learned. I learned, and everyone to know.
It was not Danielle, it was me. I pushed the button. Scott,
He's like, I thought you were genious at these boards
with the hill and I was like, dude, I didn't
know it was live board. I was just worried that
(13:26):
our conversation went over there. But it didn't. We're good
about everybody. They didn't have to kick each other. No,
we didn't. We didn't. We didn't. I have to get
a little extension too, because she's farther away. Now, have
two minutes left. What are you telling Gandia stretch or
don't tell the story? Vampamp? What are you doing now?
(13:50):
Is your stomach hurt because you ate carve stay for
the first time and didn't take a nap though I
can know. No, I'm good. I think I'm okay, you
know what, but I really overdid it and my re
entry to carbs. I think I'm going to sit out
the next few days just to make up for it. Okay,
I wasn't worth it. Yeah that was Elvis is the
master chef. I don't know how he makes such great food.
(14:10):
Alazono was good, Oh my god, but the same thing
the rest of the day. I feel like, now I
gotta you just getting tired. And I'll never go out
on a big Saturday night and go to like a
huge steak dinner because you just want to go to sleep. Never.
I say that all the time, and my friends get
your tab like why aren't you eating? I'm like, listen,
if I slam this dinner, I'm going home and going
to sleep. If you want me to stay out in
party with you, I have to have like an appetizer
(14:31):
and then the whiskey go off for like a seafood
or something something lighter. That's just apetizer, but just an
adatising an advertiser. Do you guys do what we do? Gone,
and I was saying, before I will go home in
the afternoon, take ship for I was talking about that's
the first thing before I even take my son as well,
(14:53):
before I even take my coat off. I opened the
fridge and get a snack. I'm with you, it's not
the Do you think that popped into your head that
they could have been talking about all the things in
the world for Danielle to do when she got home
in the afternoon. So you get home from work, scary,
you make a bee line right for the bath. She's
taking it up, like do you guys? Do you do?
We do what you got? Do you really think that
(15:15):
Dandielle would say, hey, do you guys go and take
a dump like I do you feel like that's what's
coming out? Likely to go to the fridge? Did you
guys scratch your balls like? I was not gonna say that,
but yes, I do like to eat as soon as
I get home. And okay, I'm sorry, I ate chocolate
on my bus. I don't forgive you any Jesus minute
(15:38):
Morning Show
That's my cereal. That's the only serial and a five
hundred I eat. This is my favorite cereal. Yeah, fuck you,
it's my favorite Schereal. Yeah, Brody's cereal pretty much does.
Scotty will tell you he does. Oh, I'm eating cars.
Let me have the funk out of here. We will suck.
I want I want to put them shake shut Scotty, shake,
(00:26):
Scotty shake, Scotty shot. Tell her it's my cereal. Rody
Seal Daddy. It doesn't fucking save Rody stuff for me?
What he wants? Am I not on the podcast all that?
Do you do stuff for him? I have to do
stuff I'm not proud of. What would you talk about
on your on your podcast Firm Elvis Presents show. I
(00:54):
just want to taste it, put it down. But by
the way, we were rolling on Everything Car today, so
we just played the intro. Everything you heard before that
is staying in the podcast. Well people already heard it, yeah,
but we're not cutting it down normally would cut that out. Okay,
can I explain what's going on here? Scotty B from
our show, who was one of the hosts of Serial
the Serial Killers podcast. All right, he and Andrew started it.
(01:18):
But Scotty has been buying cereal for that room next
door forever. He's got a hundred and fifty two hundred
boxes the cereal next door. The shelving units put in
for all the cereal boxes of those cereals. Hi, I'm
David Brody for Melshin the Morning show. There's only on
the Broken Boys podcasts the only Sarah. Scotty buys me
special He hides it under the desk, special k Chocolate.
(01:39):
He delight, scary enough, already put the box down, so
he comes in this morning, goes Brody. You know we're
on vacation, but last week tweks ago whatever I got
you cereal? My good, Scotty because not. Scotty wants me
to write him some song parodies like great. He pays
me in chocolate de Delight. Yeah, y'all, goes in, opens
the box up and she's eating it like like it's ours. Yeah,
because so here's the deal. There's no deal. Doesn't say
(02:00):
your name on it, but I told you now then
I'm ordering it on instacrast. It doesn't say your name,
but are doing what? Stop? I'm not gonna look ahead.
I also am on the podcast all the time, occasionally
occasionally regular all on a second, that doesn't give you
my serial Are you here as someone who's impartial, you're
never in partially noticed. Danielle opened the box of cereal,
and at first I said, there's a hundred fifty cereals
(02:23):
in there, and she really has to go after Brody's
favorite cereal. This is my favorite cereal. However, I just
I just took some. Oh my god, Danielle, I thing
you see what she sees is my favorite cereal. Okay.
Everybody has that coworker at work who eats the food.
That's daniel in the history of the Serial Killers podcast.
Of all the cereals that I've tasted back there, this
(02:45):
is my favorite, okay? Is that not the one I've
mentioned on the Brooklyn Boys podcast and how they made
one with strawberry and they added the strawberry, they took
out half the chocolate. Is the one hold and in
the defensive scary We could give him any cereal right
now because he just in reduced himself back into cars, okay,
so we could have gave him the worst. You know,
I think you another side of the glass jumping up
(03:06):
and down. He knows it's my serial, but this is
my favorite serial. But buy a box Scotty. You need
to buy Brodia twice as much. To be spiteful. When
I walked out of the room, nobody told me it
was your serial. I just went. They probably didn't think
in a million years you would have grabbed it. Danielle
by Brodia box. I'm not buying you. I gotta say
it's really good. Good to say. Yeah, you're damn right,
(03:27):
it is. Okay. Can we just move on because I'm
getting out up. I want to play something off my phone. Well,
then pay me, bullshit. I want to play this off
my phone and I'll explain why is it working? Yeahs working?
Its working alright. Hey, welcome to another fifteen minute morning
show podcast Around the Table. We've got gandhi. Okay, that
is yesterday's podcast. We had a technical glitch yesterday when
(03:51):
the podcast got loaded and it was loaded no sound.
Now yesterday's podcast is the name of the podcast is
so very not safe for work, And Elvis said it's
the dirtiest podcast we've ever done. It isn't, but it's
it's up there, and so it went up with no audio.
So people were tweeting it's the cleanest podcast of all time.
There's no audio, so I fixed it about I don't
(04:13):
know twelve thirty, Garret, would you say around twelve thirty yesterday?
But people were texting an all day today. Hey, there's
no audio in the podcast. So if you still have
that problem, just reboot the app and you should be fine.
You're cashing the oldest delicious. Damn, she's eating my ceial.
Gandhi why because Scotty bought him this box the cereal
(04:34):
because I write all the jingles for the Serial Killer podcast.
So he's piste off that I'm eating it, and I said,
I'm on the podcast a lot, so I I think
I'm allowed to have the cereal. You're allowed to have
the four you do per episodes. Wait, no, your name
was on the box? Is that the last bottle or
last box of Chocolate e Delight special? K Ever, there
(04:54):
is the last one that Scotty bored for me to
eat today and down you weren't even touching it. People
it in today for me. I was eating it was
so Daniel since he gets paid in cereal, Brodie, You're
you're taking money out of his paychecks, Dotty pays me
in skim movie and chocolate. Honestly, what are we talking about?
This spid cereal? Hey wait a minute, by the way,
(05:16):
did you finish the strawberry chocolate one? Because that one's gone?
That one was delicious. It was delicious. I went in
there just to take a box. I did not know
it was but now you do. Then I came in
and opened the box and then well, I mean didn't
open it properly. Yes I did. Look, look I watched
you trust Me so funny things for Scotty. And then
(05:42):
I said, well, I'm on the podcast a lot, and
I don't ask for anything. Ever, I think maybe I
am entitled just a little bit of cereal. She's entitled
a classic Cereal, New Cereal. What happens on the podcast?
What you're entitled to? Well, the good thing is that
she didn't shake it properly, so you get all the
extra chocolate that is now congregating on the bottom. Have
you done a review of this cereal yet? On the
months ago? Where were you? Thank you? This is my
(06:04):
favorite series, Daniel, come like a terrible sharers its Cereal?
Give her a little bowl of the serial kids. It's
just look at all the hand jam and going, God,
you don't pay the carboholic over there, Scary Jones. Hey
you don't even eat cereal. Scary just figured all the cereals.
This stuff is so good though. This is like you
(06:24):
were like you're an addict. You just got back into cars.
Didn't want to taste one chocolate chunk, had four for
it on the counters. Don't put your fingers like cravee chocolate. No,
I like that cereal. I just took one. Eat the
flake that's not chocolate. There's chocolate chunks in there. Don't
even tell them there were chocolated There are chocolate to
light rectangles in here. How come you're not yelling at
(06:46):
Scary about eating your cereal? First of all, I do girls,
God yelled this before you sauntered out. I'm looking right
at you. Hold people people have problems with chewing, like
you better put that on the podcast. But now you
know what, here's what I'll say if you're the one
(07:06):
that's chewing, Danielle, So you're the one to play back
me up here. I used to I sometimes I used
to keep a box of this sarily my car for
road trips. You eat it like a snack. It cuts
your mouth apart and hurts your jaw. Shrints you up
and not have it with And let me tell you something.
I don't think that there's enough actual chocolate in here
for it to be called chocolate. That's why it's called chocolate. E.
(07:27):
It's not it's not real chocolate. No, it's real, it's real.
There's just not enough cocoa. Can I have some pleas?
Do you know what you can do with this? Brodie?
You know what you could do with it? Now? Used
to take pieces of like um, I don't know, like
chocolate that you would bake with or one minute, what
about the twig that's cereal? Is chocolate? E? Delight? You
(07:48):
gave up chocolate for lent eating my get that audio?
I totally forgot. Holy crap, I forgot to j But
(08:13):
is that good? She's willing to go against I need
to take out of my instat cart. Hold on your order.
You can order it? Want to be the box to
a place to one? You just ate? Now? How do
you how? No? It's an honest mistake. Yeah. So if
(08:37):
if you break your whatever you gave him for if
you break it, nothing but I wish I had mentioned
five handfuls before. But do you know what's funny. It's
like Scotty's right, there's not a lot, but that's what
you get for paying three four box, you get for
stealing it. Um, that's the first time I've made a
mistake and since um okay, the jew is here for
(08:57):
you to point it out. You damn it. Thank you. Well,
you know what I can thank you for saying that.
I don't even know we're still going on? How long
is Lynch? Oh? Is that where they're still advertising fish
all over TV? You know we talked about that on
the Podcastry commercials are everywhere. I was in Uh, I
forget some new theme restaurant opened up near us. My
(09:19):
friend I went for dinner on Friday night last Friday.
He and I are both Jewish. The waitress comes over
and says, oh, look at the specials. We've got filet
of soul and some kind of cramp thing and he
goes onto something. We have broiled scallops. Whatever. I go,
Uh where Jewish will take the brisket. We're fine. They
brisket nacho's so good. Well, that's like I went out
to dinner with a couple of friends who are Catholic
(09:41):
and some Catholics they just don't even right. Damn it.
I'm so mad at myself right now. As as I
went out with and they and they were like eating,
and I'm like over there, and I feel guilty. I
feel guilty reminding them because I didn't know if they
we're gonna be mad because they wanted that me. Well,
(10:02):
you don't have to worry about being the noble one now,
so I'm just i'n't honestly was an honest mistake, of course.
So I'm just sitting there and I'm just like, um,
do I say anything? What do you say? Do I say? So?
I did? I said um? And then they said, oh,
we don't care. Okay. I was like, okay, fair enough.
Andrew's upset with you too, Daniel, And do I accidentally
ate chocolate? Okay, thank you. That's why I accidentally ate
(10:26):
chocolate nine time. That was not good. There's really not
a lot of but Scotty was pointing it out. I
wish there was more chocolate than that. But you know
it would be good, honestly, if you take a hershy's
kiss and shave it with a knife and put the
pieces of it in the box. Why would you do
such a thing because it adds more chocolate? Why don't
you just pour the cereal into a bowl of hers
She's kisses. You know. That might be why I enjoyed
(10:47):
it so much. I love the visual of Daniel possibly
going to church today and a bunch of people in
there ask me for forgiveness and and something horrible that
they did in their life, were trying to right the wrong.
It's like and Danielle goes, I hate cereal today with yeah.
It's like when Danielle was saving yourself a marriage and
I'm like, you know you're having sex and Sheldon right now.
(11:08):
You know you don't have to give something up for
don't don't don't easy to say now, No, no, you don't.
You can do something good, but you did give it up.
Don't feel so bad, Daniel. There's very little chocolate in here.
Their chocolate e pieces. It's mostly oil. So you're good.
You will go to hell. You're just will just be
in limbo. Feel not good. Chocolate. You want to write
your wrong by Brody his cereal? No, I'm not sorry.
(11:31):
I'd like seven style, Daniel. It's expensive cereal. How much
do you pay for its I got this box for
next of course, thank you. That's Scotty making up for
what you did. You do you have to pay me
full price? Yes, I'm the one that gets the deals.
If you want to pay me what it is, that's
(11:53):
how I make my money. You're paying for delivery charge.
Not nice. You were about to pay it. Wait how
much you're gonna pay insta cart to deliver for that?
To you? You're lazy? Best invention because it's because I
don't have time. No, you're lazy. You could stop at
shop right on the way home and pick up some things.
I would rather take a nape of rude Scotty was
(12:20):
stink I me earlier too, because I did something bad.
What did you do? I accidentally put something on the
air that shouldn't be on the air, and then I
shut the station off the air. You were in there
with me when I did it, So we were in
the recording commercials and we couldn't hear the commercial. So
Gandy and I are pushing buttons and then all of
a sudden, Josh runs in and he's like, where on
(12:42):
it that's on the air? Like, No, the mics weren't on.
It was just when we went. We were editing something,
so like just a quick couple of seconds went out.
But this is what I was like, Wait a second.
I was told that those studios were never live, that
we were good, and someone goes, no, this thing goes live.
You learned something every day studio, Oh no, that can
(13:05):
go live because if people are working in there, they
logged into the same log in. Yeah, we didn't know
you have it once they pressed the button that the
student you were in. Yet it turns I learned a
hard way. I learned. I learned, and everyone to know.
It was not Danielle, it was me. I pushed the button. Scott,
He's like, I thought you were genious at these boards
with the hill and I was like, dude, I didn't
know it was live board. I was just worried that
(13:26):
our conversation went over there. But it didn't. We're good
about everybody. They didn't have to kick each other. No,
we didn't. We didn't. We didn't. I have to get
a little extension too, because she's farther away. Now, have
two minutes left. What are you telling Gandia stretch or
don't tell the story? Vampamp? What are you doing now?
(13:50):
Is your stomach hurt because you ate carve stay for
the first time and didn't take a nap though I
can know. No, I'm good. I think I'm okay, you
know what, but I really overdid it and my re
entry to carbs. I think I'm going to sit out
the next few days just to make up for it. Okay,
I wasn't worth it. Yeah that was Elvis is the
master chef. I don't know how he makes such great food.
(14:10):
Alazono was good, Oh my god, but the same thing
the rest of the day. I feel like, now I
gotta you just getting tired. And I'll never go out
on a big Saturday night and go to like a
huge steak dinner because you just want to go to sleep. Never.
I say that all the time, and my friends get
your tab like why aren't you eating? I'm like, listen,
if I slam this dinner, I'm going home and going
to sleep. If you want me to stay out in
party with you, I have to have like an appetizer
(14:31):
and then the whiskey go off for like a seafood
or something something lighter. That's just apetizer, but just an
adatising an advertiser. Do you guys do what we do? Gone,
and I was saying, before I will go home in
the afternoon, take ship for I was talking about that's
the first thing before I even take my son as well,
(14:53):
before I even take my coat off. I opened the
fridge and get a snack. I'm with you, it's not
the Do you think that popped into your head that
they could have been talking about all the things in
the world for Danielle to do when she got home
in the afternoon. So you get home from work, scary,
you make a bee line right for the bath. She's
taking it up, like do you guys? Do you do?
We do what you got? Do you really think that
(15:15):
Dandielle would say, hey, do you guys go and take
a dump like I do you feel like that's what's
coming out? Likely to go to the fridge? Did you
guys scratch your balls like? I was not gonna say that,
but yes, I do like to eat as soon as
I get home. And okay, I'm sorry, I ate chocolate
on my bus. I don't forgive you any Jesus minute
(15:38):
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