Clean Up Your Sloppy Garden

Kristen has been getting annoying calls from a neighbor who wants her to clean up their family garden, so Skeery calls mom as the culprit.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Bat answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap?

Speaker 2 (00:04):
All right, Scary, tell us all about your phone tap.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
So Kristen wanted a phone tap her mom. They live
in a very well manicured neighborhood and their backyard is
a mess, and this crazy guy from the community has
been harassing the daughter Kristen about cleaning it up. So
I'm going to play the part of the crazy neighborhood
guy who got hold of Kristen's mom's cell phone number.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Right, not as stretch for Scary. Let's listen it to
Scary's phone town. Hello, Andy, I'm looking for miss Millie. Please. Hey,
this has heard me and North. I want to talk
to you about your garden.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
First, I want to ask you what are you doing
in tracking my daughter down at work?

Speaker 2 (00:38):
I googled it. You can google anything these days.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
That's weird because you don't even know us, and you're
trying to track down my daughter.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
So I don't know you, but I know you now.
I got your name right here, I know your address,
and now I have your phone number.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
What do you want from us?

Speaker 4 (00:51):
You really need to clean up your backyard because I
have some guests coming over. I can't look at it
anymore because it's an isol to me.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Step right there, buddy, look at I have lived in
this house for twenty years. You live in the neighborhood
for two months, and you think you're mister big shot.
You move in and you're going to tell everybody what
they should do to their property.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
Well, don't you think pay my taxes? That's great, but
you have a disgusting garden. Their shrubs are everywhere.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
It's gross in your mind. Don't you own garden tools mine.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
You're a maniac. You're out there with that blower like
it's part of your anatomy. Tell you you're just like
blowing Every leaf falls and you run outside and blow it.
I mean, there's something wrong with you.

Speaker 4 (01:30):
I blow everything in sight because I want to clean yard,
unlike you who have weeds growing back there.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
You want to blow it out. Your ass is what
you ought to blow it.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Don't you want a weed whacker? A hole? You have
a hole?

Speaker 1 (01:42):
In my mind, I take care of it. I like
the naturalness of the way it looks.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
It's garbage back there.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
Your dead tree is dipping over onto my property line.
Now you think that the tree and the bushes can
all of a sudden just go on to my property
like that.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
If you have a problem with it, go ahead, get
your head trimmers. Where the hell you use your chain?
So I go ahead and trim my tree.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
I think it's disgusting that you don't trim your bush.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Then you go ahead, you trim my bush. I don't care.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Yeah, I want you to trim it.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Don't You want to be hearing over my fence and
my bush and worry about it.

Speaker 4 (02:16):
Now, all I have to do is walk out of
my house and your bush is in my face because
it's it's over the property line.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Oh no, no, no no. If my bush is on
your property, that's your responsibility.

Speaker 4 (02:26):
And then when it rains and your bush gets wet,
the leaves fall onto my property and then I have
to blow it back over again.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Nobody comes back here anyway.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
Just because no one sees your bush doesn't mean you
don't have to trim it.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
You want to prude it. You want to prude it,
and you come on over and you prove it. Don't
bother me.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
I'm not bothering you. I'm asking you a favorite cut
your shrub.

Speaker 4 (02:48):
Bub You need to get a green thumb in your
life and call the lawn doctors.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Oh my god, we are way finished.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Awesome. Augur with me, and I'm gonna rip up your
entire garden because to miss it's actually driving the value
of my house down.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Every waking hour of your pathetic life keeping your lawn perfect.
You're out in your mind.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
No, no, I'm just neat. I'm a neat freak. Okay,
and this is how I was born.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
You're crazy. You're a kind of person that shows up
on the first page of the newspaper.

Speaker 4 (03:19):
Joanne, this is Scary Jones Melvis de Rand in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
And you've been phone tapped.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Oh my god, are you okay? Oh my god, I
believe this just almost.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
I know you are.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
That is crawl ripped out

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Dan phone