Cool Aunt Q: Episode 89 with Joe Gatto and Steve Byrne

The moms return with their favorite auntie Q for a brand new episode. Brian “Q” Quinn returns for his second Two Cool Moms show and shares his epic Vegas poker story. Find out how his unorthodox poker play lead to his huge win ...despite 3% odds. Plus, we find out who won the match of Steve vs. a Vegas escalator! 

This week the moms answer your questions with the help of Aunt Q. Questions this episode range from how to handle a wife who’s away from home for work to how to be more social. The moms also help with trying to find inner drive when your’e younger and one new law they would implement if they ruled the world. All on this brand new episode of Two Cool Moms!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey everybody, thanks for watching this week's episode. We want
to promote where you can see us.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
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all my door dates.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
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hyphen burn.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
That's beat. Why all I need?

Speaker 3 (00:17):
He makes it super easy to find him and now
onto the episode, wear a ticket.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
I knew it as soon as I My belly is
too big and I hit the microphone and then it
just fell.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
But it's all right, we're gonna We're gonna go with it. Hey, everybody,
thank you for listening to two cool moms.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
I'm Joe Gatto, oh Steve, and we have a very
special guest, one of my best friends at the world,
Brogan q Quinn. Everybody, No, you did it? No great,
don't worry. Nobody watches it anyway.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
Everybody listens, okay to numbers or ship.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
So all it takes is one person to notice salad
in your teeth, you know what?

Speaker 4 (01:05):
That would probably make everybody watch that.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
I bet you.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
People want to see his mug though. People going to
watch this episode.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
They don't see it enough. Yeah, yeah, this is an older,
fatter version of the mug they've already seen a billion times.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
I feel like that, you know, when I look at
pictures of us over the over the years, and I
feel like, you know, a bicycle pump has been putting
our ass.

Speaker 5 (01:22):
That's the a little bit more, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Yeah, at a certain point, people like us should be
hearded off into the sunset. You a good kid. Yeah,
it'll just be depressing to see us like when we're
like in our seventies.

Speaker 4 (01:37):
Yeah, we're started close to our seventies.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
But I'm just going to see your buddy.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
I'm glad you made it.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Into its too great.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
We got cool and Q. This is a repeat. He's
been on the show once before, Yes, only once, only once,
maybe twice.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:49):
Now we have to get punch cards.

Speaker 4 (01:50):
Because yeah, that's now you get it.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Can't be the first repeat.

Speaker 5 (01:54):
Somebody's wait, Yeah, no, I think.

Speaker 4 (01:58):
You're a first repeat.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
Yeah, people don't come back. You don't really have fun.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
You fell for it.

Speaker 5 (02:05):
Actually, have you been eating peppercorn? There's nothing new to.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
You. Okay, Yeah, he's not very.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
He's behind the eyes, a little right behind the eyes.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
It's the new year.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
It scares him. He doesn't know what's gonna happen.

Speaker 5 (02:26):
No, no, no, I literally just I think just like
you guys know, just traveling, it just catches up to
you sometimes. Yeah, I think it's just one of those
things where I'm like, wow, I'm really like I've been
just hitting it NonStop and I got to get a
break at some point. Yeah, but thanks for bringing up
you know what either look, well I'm not slimy, slimy,
but there's still something wrong.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
No, it's not. It's more like you just see someone
that you know, when you love, and they don't look
as happy as they normally look. Yeah, and concerns me.

Speaker 5 (02:56):
Well, thank you, but.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
It's more than happy, right, it's yeah, it's not the
healthiest essential light in the eyes. Yeah, a dimmer Like
I feel like I should turn the dimmer up somewhere,
Like you know, you know when you hit the living
room light and it's like kind of your squitty o.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
The demo went down.

Speaker 5 (03:10):
We gotta turn it up.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
That's what's happening in your face. Oh, we love you, Stevie.
It's so fun because you're such a bad liar too,
Like when you know something with one of your friends,
you know.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yeah, he goes. I go, what's up?

Speaker 2 (03:19):
What's He goes, No, He's great, Like, yeah, I just
I just had a flashback of the Belly Dancer punishment
on this TV show.

Speaker 4 (03:29):
We did a TV show called Two Jokers Together. He
still does it.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
He's forty. I made the claim I did it, you
know the George Lucas talk show. Yeah, I did it
this last week past weekend, and I made the claim
that you are because I was talking to George Lucas.
I made the claim that Joe is in every new episode.
We just digitally erase him to get George Lucas all
excited about this show because I don't think you ever
saw it before.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
So I had gotten me and Bessie gotten a huge
blowout fight. It was the Belly Dancer episode where filming
in Staten Eye, I'm driving this down, I'll geting a
huge fight.

Speaker 4 (04:01):
She went and bought boxes.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
She was going to move back to California, and I
was like, forget, this isn't working all right, I'm moving
blah blah blah. And we go and I roll up
to set and I get out the car and I'm
like I walk up and Q goes and he goes
what's the matter. And I go, I go no, I
go don there. He goes, no, not, what's wrong? And
I literally started crying and he.

Speaker 4 (04:19):
Goes, oh and he pulled me.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
He pulled me over there and right in front of
the party city behind behind like a brick wall. And
I was just like, oh, I think you know, Bessie's
got boxes, she's gonna leave whatever. And he looks at me,
he goes, just channel this. Everybody will think it'll hate
this punishment. And if you watch it, I look so miserable,
and which is such.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
A fun thing. Yeah, I'm just belly dancing.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
I looked like it's crazy and I'm just like, dance
literally dance, dance, dance.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Don't think about the pain, don't think of the pain.
It's so funny. All right.

Speaker 5 (04:48):
My parents left me, Yeah, they left it this money.
They said we're done with you this, We're.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
Done so well, you were in your fifties.

Speaker 5 (04:54):
I think I had enough time I could use it.
But dude, congratulations, So you won this to so we
were all supposed to hang in Vegas, yes, and then
you got I wouldn't say stuck, but you got.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
I'd like to back it up even further sorry to
the phone call I got from Gatto, where I swore.
He said, I'm doing a charity event the Veggest. Why
didn't you come hang out? And I was like, let's
do it, And so the entire time, I don't care
that it wasn't. In fact, I'm glad it wasn't charity.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
It's called the CPT. There's Celebrity Poker Tour, right, but
I think he thought that she stood for charity poker
tourn Oh.

Speaker 4 (05:30):
So he went and we throw it at the Poker
Ghost Studios.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
It's a lot of fun. And I was like, oh,
they the moment I sat at the table and sat down.

Speaker 4 (05:37):
He turned me. He goes, He goes, Also the money
goes to charity. I said, no, you could win.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
He goes, Oh, but I didn't think i'd win because
I'm not a good poker player.

Speaker 5 (05:46):
When's the last time you had played poker before?

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Look, I flated in my life. Couldn't tell you the
last time I played. It would have been with him.

Speaker 5 (05:51):
I don't know quite sometime, yeah, for sure. But then
you go and you sit down, and so the plan
is like like we're all hanged. We're gonna have come
the show I came.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
Today is to hang with him, is the only reason
I was there. I was like, I haven't seen him
in a while. Let me let me fly out, will
have in Vegas. We'll do a Ghato style, will be fun.

Speaker 5 (06:10):
Yeah, barely saw him because I sit down, and then
what happens.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
You're gonna get knocked down in an hour? I'm told, yeah,
six hours later, I'm still playing. And then because I
told them when we sat down, I told the bring
me uh tequila soda. Like they never stopped. They just
keep bringing it, and I never realized yet because I'm
concentrating on poker and having fun.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
They take you there for two hours, but the table
with the drinks are behind you, so they're just swapping
the drink out.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
So like you grab your drink, you take a sip,
you put it back.

Speaker 4 (06:37):
So when his cup was like.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
Empty bottle with bottles, so he's just drinking one.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
I drank hours of doing nothing but infusing myself with
tequila sodas. And then he gets knocked out after how
long I made it to like forty five out of
one hundred people, I was like forty fifth to.

Speaker 4 (06:52):
Get knocked out.

Speaker 5 (06:53):
So is that like two to two and a half.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
That was about two and a half hours, and she
made it a halfway point. No, no, because it went way, Yeah,
went way. There's a lot of big swings towards the end.
It was supposed to be quicker, but it started making
some big swings. The money switch switched back and forth
a lot.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
I was down to one ship twice.

Speaker 4 (07:08):
Yeah, what he just won?

Speaker 1 (07:10):
Yeah. Some guy online wrote somebody's got to study this comeback,
and I was like, I agree. I don't know how
I did it because I was fucking hammered. And then
I was like, I don't feel bad about being drunken
because it's Vegas. You know what I mean, ringing a
ding cookie cook, you know.

Speaker 5 (07:24):
What I mean?

Speaker 1 (07:25):
Vegue, It all happens there.

Speaker 5 (07:26):
Maybe I was, you get all the way to the end.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
All the way to the end is me and me
and one of the persons.

Speaker 4 (07:32):
Yeah, he came in second and went into how much more.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
Your twenty grands? I tipped out five thousand right there,
like that night, just walking around and then uh, and
then I donated the rest of homeless cats?

Speaker 4 (07:43):
Did you really?

Speaker 1 (07:43):
And then I donated some and I actually felt, let
you give you a little bit more too. Actually the uh,
I don't wanted the cats, Yeah to the to the
so nice to you. And then the government took the restment.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
It was so funny because he he just said to me,
he said, well, what do you do here? I said, look,
you have fun, you play and then you just feel like,
I just go all in. If you're don'ble it doesn't,
I just go in. You know, it's you know, it
doesn't coues anything. So like he's like, all right, and
then I was like, all right, I didn't get any cards.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
I sucked.

Speaker 4 (08:10):
I couldn't.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
I couldn't do anything with what I got. I was
able to play two hands. I lost one of them.
I todd another. And then I was like, all right,
you know, I'm just gonna go all in. I'm going
to go and I looked at my watch. When I
went all in, I was like, oh my god. I
was like, how so many people still in it this
time we've been playing. And then we just kept texting
each other and he's like, and I have a text
from him, and it said we're going to meet for dinner.
I was like, should I wave you for dinner? He
wrote back, I have no idea, what's going on, but

(08:34):
people are clapping for me.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
I I story my life, no life. I don't know
what's going on.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
But people you watch back the clips because I have
it on YouTube YouTube, you see him, they're like, they're like,
no way.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
People flipped down and he goes, I want yeah, and
then one and then like I want to that was
you were there for it? Like this is my favorite?
He went back, No, no, I was. I was still there.
I was still there, I believe yet at this point,
and like it was Dia is down to one chip.
And they were like, and we had a fun, you

(09:10):
know anytime you put us together and we're going to
entertain the crowd, like we were having fun. And it
came down to all like I was all in with
this guy who was also all in. Yeah, he put
me all in to knock me out because I was
annoying him and he had like a flush and my
cards were absolute ship and the only way I co win,
and they did the odds. You look at the odds percentages,

(09:31):
was only a three percent chance that I could win.
And there's only one car to jack.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
He ran Jackson came down and runner Jacks for a
full house the place went insane.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Jack the guy that I knocked out another Yeah, his
face is like what Yeah, it was pretty wild.

Speaker 4 (09:53):
Yeah, it's a lot of fun, but especially when we
are just get to be us.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
Because he was like, oh, do you think you will come?
The guy puts it together blake a guy.

Speaker 4 (10:00):
He goes, yeah, goes you take. He took, he will come.
I was like, I said, yeah, I gotta ask him.
He'll come. If if he's available, he'll come. So he
was like, well, what are we to doing?

Speaker 2 (10:07):
Like, well, we just sit around and talk and eat
and hang out, and he goes, all right, I'll come,
and then I left him because.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
I lost just talking to strangers.

Speaker 5 (10:17):
He's like he's like Chris Farley in that Japanese sketch.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
Yes, I don't know what's.

Speaker 5 (10:22):
Going on here, like he keeps winning.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
Yeah. Yeah, And there's an interview out there where afterwards
where it's like because when they checked us, when they
got to the hotel, like they gave him like the
top floor suite overlooking the strip. I got a basic
two queen like two queen sized room on the third floor,
and I was like, well, I was like, can we
upgrade me? Like I'll pay for it. So I made

(10:46):
five hundred bucks upgrade myself with the two nights, just
to you know, put it up. I thought I was
coming into a red poppet situation. Blake didn't know me.
He didn't give a fuck about me at that point. Yeah,
and then in an exit interview, I did mention that,
oh you did. I didn't bring up the rooming situation.
I was like, it's great that I won, because you know,
these guys only put me up in a double room.

(11:07):
I was like, he's giving him. I had to give
a little. It handled me twenty grand, and that's a
lesson about people. If they're giving me that room like
that would have valued me. I would have value that
more than the twenty grand. That's true. Did you uh?

Speaker 2 (11:21):
Do you remember when you were cashing the chips and
we bumped into each other, so he I.

Speaker 4 (11:24):
Didn't win the Poka tournament. I win the Pokea tournament
at all?

Speaker 1 (11:27):
Did?

Speaker 4 (11:28):
I went to play craft and I made my craps.
I crushed at the Crafts table, right, So I'm at
the I'm at the Aria and I've just finished. I'm like,
all right, it's time to go.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
So I go to cash out and I'm cashing out
my chips and I turn it and look around a
hippie a ruckus.

Speaker 4 (11:39):
I look right, and people take it swim. He's stumbling
because they paid me chips.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
He'd be stumbling to the window. But he doesn't even
have He looks like he's got he should have a
sticking bag over his shoulder.

Speaker 4 (11:51):
And he comes he's got not on my mother. In
his hand is thirty thousand dollars worth of.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
Chips, a gum wrapper.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
And at em and he's like, cuts everybody in line.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
But he goes and he drops it on the counter
in front of me, and he goes. I want. I
was like, and the people like, excuse me.

Speaker 6 (12:22):
Is that the most you ever won? Yeah, because that's
that's why I cut down. That's a Tuesday for you.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
No, No, I mean I've only hit upwards of twenties
maybe twice in my life.

Speaker 4 (12:31):
But really that was you and I had to work
for it. He was sipping to.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
Kill a telling people the cards that I had. Yeah,
he was like, is this good? I would get every
single hand, every single hand in this footage. I would
get my cards and I would either be like I
got ship hands, guys, or I would be like or
be like, I don't know, I got pretty good hands.
I wouldn't go against me. And people didn't believe me
until they realized I was telling the.

Speaker 4 (12:54):
Truth so they would better.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
Then then it was too late. Right, Wow, that's uh.

Speaker 5 (13:00):
Have you ever seen that tactic before?

Speaker 1 (13:01):
Ever? No? No, I haven't.

Speaker 4 (13:04):
I haven't at all.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
I mean, I'm not I'm not a big parker Grandma
on New Year's Eve playing poker, You're like, I'm giving
everybody said Nicolsa is hilarious.

Speaker 4 (13:13):
I'm not a big poker player.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
But we do this Kansas City event called Big Slick
and then up in the room at the end.

Speaker 4 (13:19):
It's run by Paul Rod, Rob riggle Uh, Heidi Gardner.
It's a lot of a lot of fun.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
People, and they have a suite where everybody goes and
hangs out and they have like karaoke and they hire
a poker dealer and then sit down poker you put
in you know, it's like a twenty dollars game whatever
you want to play, like clean and clean and house
sits there and it's real poker players.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
Right.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
So I'm sitting there and I had befriended Ariel Winter
from Modern Family and she's like, come play poker, al right,
so we go sit down with play poker.

Speaker 4 (13:42):
I don't really know how to play poker very well.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
All these other people are real big poker players, okay, and.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
You don't like poker because you're taking each other's I.

Speaker 4 (13:49):
Don't like taking other people's money. I like taking from
the house.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
So uh so we're sitting there and we're going and
we're playing and I just suck getting bored with it, right,
and I'm just doing me and I'm just having fun.
And I was like, you know, want to go to
play this one blind? And they're like, what are you
talking about? And I'm like, I'm not looking at my cards.
I said, I got good feeling about these two cards.
I'm not gonna go. And I start raising everybody around
the table. I start raising a blind, not even looking.
I'm just splashing the pot. I'm like, they're great cards, Guys,

(14:12):
don't go against me.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
And they're like what are you doing?

Speaker 4 (14:14):
And I'm looking at one guy. He's got a pair
of kings, which is like.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
The second best and I have in the pocket, and
I'm just going I'm like, dude, yeah, I'm crushing you
I'm gonna cush. I'm telling you, I'm gonna win. He
did go and they go whatever, and then all of
a sudden it ends. The guy ends up with three kings.
And then they flipped my cards and I pulled an
inside straight. I had an eight and a six and
it ended up being straight. He was so mad, he
was like what, I cleaned it out? And I was like,

(14:37):
I told you how good cards he goes. It's impossible
to know.

Speaker 4 (14:39):
So he's like, statistically, I shut up.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
It was so funny.

Speaker 4 (14:42):
So then every time when I played from that time on, I.

Speaker 7 (14:44):
Go, oh, yeah, poker players hate that ship because they
work in a in a system of rules, yes, and
and what's smart to play?

Speaker 1 (14:55):
So you got, you know, yeah, a fucking couple of
loose cannons like us on deck.

Speaker 5 (14:58):
They don't know what to do literally a loose cannon.
And then like like spring break.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
Let's just see what happens wild.

Speaker 5 (15:07):
I've never seen anybody like literally say what their hand
is and then and then that's the one that is
not tactic.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
Though.

Speaker 5 (15:15):
I wonder if somebody would actually study that and go there.

Speaker 4 (15:19):
Might be something that I think there was one hand
to where you said they weren't good hands with you.
He said they're not gonna had.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
Then they became good on the flopops.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
Yeah, like, I'm not gonna pay him anyway, I'm going
to play them anyway. They're not good, but I'm gonna
play him. And then he would just turn magic.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
And then I knocked someone out and I felt bad
and I was like, dude, I'm so sorry. I had
shitty cars. And then I'm about to go out. He
goes to the guy.

Speaker 4 (15:37):
He goes, can I give him some money so he
could stay and play?

Speaker 1 (15:39):
He's my friend. He's like like, that's not how it works.
I was to hang out with him, so I was like, why.

Speaker 5 (15:47):
Aren't I wrying stop? Please have another drink.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
And then it got to the end and like the
last table, I had this many chips and everybody had.
But because there's ten people on each table, they keep
filling in on the celebrity table when someone knocked out,
they'd bring someone from the other table end. So I
always had ten people, so if it wasn't my time
to bet, I could just sit and not yet. So

(16:12):
so for eight hands, I wouldn't bet unless I had
a pair of aces where people would be betting and
getting knocked out, and that's what happened the final table.
All I had to do was survive that first and
then I just sat it out until it was me
and these two other girls. But that wasn't a plan.
I came up just how it happened. It was just
literally like what I was doing, because I would look
at my cards and they'd be shitty cards, and I

(16:33):
would never I wouldn't try and bluff anybody because bluffing
wasn't in my arsenal right, because I.

Speaker 5 (16:40):
Feel me and bluffy and humanity.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
We have fun to Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure that's good though,
Is that the most?

Speaker 5 (16:48):
That's the by far? Like, would you ever do that again?
Would you ever play again?

Speaker 1 (16:52):
Well? I mean they they gave me the buy in,
so yeah, I mean yeah. You know, if I went
to Vegas and we wanted to play poker, I would
play it, but I wouldn't take twenty grands. Yeah somewhere today. Yeah,
Blake was like, you gotta come back, you gotta come back,
and I'm like, I'll be happy to come back there.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
I think they're actually uh, I think they're actually having it.
The weekend I'm playing Vegas I think it's the first
weekend in May, and I think it's the Sunday and
Saturday is I'm off, So put it in your books kids.
May second, I'm playing the Costopolitan in Vegas and I
think that's when it is, So write it down.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
Got it?

Speaker 5 (17:32):
Lightning strike?

Speaker 4 (17:34):
Are you?

Speaker 1 (17:34):
Are you in town? Then you gotta see we gotta
get you in town? So we could not we could
stand you up again. But here's the best part of
so I go.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
So after that, it was f one weekend, right, so
all the streets are closed. I got to hoof it
to Burns Yuck Yucks Factory over at the Jimmy Kimmel Comedy.

Speaker 4 (17:50):
Club, but the whole strip is closed, so I had
to work and finally get all the way over there.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
I am he's stolen because he knows I'm coming and
he's just keeping the show going. But he didn't tell
anybody I was coming, So everybody that works on the
show with him was.

Speaker 5 (18:01):
Like, you wrap it up in the light, Yeah, why
are you dead inside?

Speaker 1 (18:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (18:07):
So I I knew he was coming though, So I
then I'm I'm like at the precipice of sausage party,
Joe comes up and then you stayed up for another
fifteen minutes and we just kind of did like a
goofing and everything, and then we went to barbershop for
a minute. And that's where things got foggy.

Speaker 4 (18:22):
Because you were in a fog.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
I was you were.

Speaker 5 (18:27):
Poker, I would have crushed it.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
Yeah, I would.

Speaker 4 (18:30):
Wow he was Yeah he was Lindy biddy bitty.

Speaker 5 (18:32):
Yeah for sure.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (18:34):
I got so hammered. I fell down an escalator was yes,
later going up or down. It was moving for me,
But but was it down like when you fell you?

Speaker 1 (18:45):
I was going up.

Speaker 5 (18:46):
I'd just be tricky and I went down.

Speaker 4 (18:48):
It wasn't in the casino, it was.

Speaker 5 (18:50):
It was in the streets, went outdoor, milagio.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
I'm so sorry, man, you are right. He went to
the Volagio ass over, obows, get down the thing. Did
you feel it in the moment or no?

Speaker 5 (19:06):
No, I you know what, here's the crazy part.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
Okay, he went back again. Hold on, that's not how
you do it. No.

Speaker 5 (19:16):
I woke up the next day and then I was
folding my laundry and I wear dress shirt and I
was like, oh, there's like blood on my shirt.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
I'm like, holy fun her blood and I.

Speaker 5 (19:24):
Was like, oh, I felt as clear, and it was
like I started doing Memento. I was like doing the math.
I was like, oh ship And I went to my
phone and I took all these pictures along the strip
like they're like Dutch angled Jesus Christ out of focus.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
Wasn't Vegas weeks every.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
Every two weeks residency there Jimmy Kimmel Comedy class.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
I didn't know it was every every two weeks, every
two weeks. That Dangerous in Vegas every two weeks.

Speaker 5 (19:52):
Yeah, that was in the elevator next time, fucking idiot.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
You know this.

Speaker 2 (19:59):
What's very on for me is that there was definitely
a family watching the Bloccio dancing fountains and taking video
is definitely in the background.

Speaker 4 (20:06):
You just see.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
A going down the ole.

Speaker 4 (20:11):
Like no so.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
Like untouchables when the baby carriage is going down the Yeah,
oh man, I don't like to hear about you getting hurt.
We all wan, we all want you survived.

Speaker 5 (20:28):
Yeah, yeah, I survived. And uh one of those things
where it's like it's funny, but then you like the
more you think about it, like I could be eating
out of a straw. That's sure crazy. So you know,
we're as young as we used to be either, yeah.

Speaker 4 (20:43):
Especially you.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
All right, let's get some questions. I gotta be the
oldest one. I'm older than you. You're older than me. Yeah.
Oh you look really good. You do.

Speaker 4 (20:57):
Don't try to break No, no, you look really bad.

Speaker 1 (20:59):
Don't find it back forty eight forty eight. Yeah, yeah,
you're so great. But I thought you were like six
years younger than me.

Speaker 4 (21:07):
They're gonna say six y like that's me.

Speaker 1 (21:09):
No, I think you like six years young. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
I've always but his face isn't very big fat right now,
he's got you got some good you can see you have.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
I get that.

Speaker 5 (21:16):
I'm getting the gels.

Speaker 4 (21:17):
I gotta lose getting the gels with Thunda.

Speaker 5 (21:19):
I gotta lose what I.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
Do and grow beard. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (21:22):
See if I grow mine out, I look like Keanu
Reeves cast in Philadelphia, and it looks it looks awful.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
I look sick.

Speaker 4 (21:31):
Do you die your beard? Did you ever? You did
for the show once? Right then you were what.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
I did for the joke. But my beard has been
dyed once during the pandemic. I did it for goof
that's right. I think everything was and then and then they.

Speaker 4 (21:43):
Would log onto something that you need to tell us.
I think we're doing to zoom.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
And you had your old bed.

Speaker 4 (21:47):
Yeah there's something different.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
Yeah during the pandemic I did. And now I watched
those episodes in the pandemic and I like that looks weird.
But uh, but no, I don't.

Speaker 5 (21:59):
Can I say some while we're nothing nothing? I think
it looks natural.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
It looks one spot of brown left there.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
No, this is yeah when you missed the spot.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
Here too once and I was like, but where where
you got it?

Speaker 5 (22:17):
But when when? When I did the episode with you guys, like,
and we can cut this out if you want, but
we did this.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (22:25):
When I jumped in did the episode with you guys,
I was like, like I remember Murray being like, oh,
I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
This is gonna be good. This gonna be good.

Speaker 5 (22:34):
And I'm like, I'm like, but like, this is a
totally different Like what you guys do is a totally
different muscle, like stand up stand ups an amalgamation of muscles. Right,
there's improv, there's crowd work, there is storytelling, there's monologue jokes,
and like what you guys do it's a tennis match,
and that's a totally different muscle. So I was going
in and I was like, I was like, I'm definitely

(22:56):
nervous about this because this is not yeah, it's not
my wheelhouse, like comedy is my wheelhouse. But that's a
broad stroke, Like this is a very specific muscle, and you, guys,
are you excel at it? And I think you picked
up I could be a little nervous on it. And
then Sal was Sal was very detail oriented that day
with me, and so I think I think you picked

(23:21):
up on me, like receiving this information different personalities because
now we're like this is we've always hung out before,
but now it's like, oh, I'm working with you, and
I've got to appreciate each personality. And I came out
of the gates hot with Sal and Sal was not
having it, and you go, you go, I know, guys,

(23:43):
don't worry, I know exactly.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
What to do. And you pulled me over and you
bring me over.

Speaker 5 (23:47):
He goes, I got this just for you, and you
weld this model and Jamis said and I was like, oh,
and we went to town on that thing. And then
that was the first That was the first one. That
we actually did you and I together just like it
was so funny. It was a total blast. So thank
you because you gave me that whiskey. And then we
finished the bottle that day, Sure we did. Yet we

(24:08):
finished the whole bottle and then had to tape right
after and then we had the cut. We had the
cut most of his turn because he he was stumbling,
he was lurring, and and then somebody told me an
exec came from Turner and they're like, what's going on?
And then I think you said, I just came from
the dentist office. Yeah, but I still have that bottle

(24:34):
in my in my office and you know it's just
the right by my desk, and I, you know, I
every time I see I kind of like get along fun.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
Yeah, that that part was fun.

Speaker 5 (24:44):
That drunk the drinking was was a total blast.

Speaker 4 (24:48):
You guys could just go to a bar, but yeah,
we can do that.

Speaker 5 (24:50):
We could have just we should just take the bottle,
go to Vegas and win.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
What do we got questions?

Speaker 4 (25:09):
So this is taking for the two cool moms is
what we do here at kitchen.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
Don't know, we're two cool moms and we help to
give advice to people they write in via emails.

Speaker 5 (25:17):
At it's two Cool Mom's Pod at gmail dot.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
Com, or they go to at two Cool Mom's Pod
on Instagram, and then they send in their queries and
we solve their problems.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
I have a question, yes, before we even get started.
All I I have Remember we got these other times? Yes,
and I used to not wear them. They say true
TV on them because we used to get them for free.
We have these, we have we have two pairs of these,
pairpoom pairpooms and uh oh Stan Smith's the Smith still
and and they say true. So I never warm. But

(25:50):
I think I just hd an agehere. I'm like, I
no longer have a fuck. Yeah, like who gives the ship?

Speaker 5 (25:54):
Six months from now you'll being crocs?

Speaker 1 (25:56):
Yeah right, who even cares?

Speaker 5 (25:58):
You?

Speaker 4 (25:58):
Remember the two cops that made front of.

Speaker 1 (25:59):
My well, no, murray, what happened was season two? It's
to a joker. He still lived on State Island whatever,
and he would take the ferry to to work in
the morning, and he would wear a true TV hoodie
with a true TV hat and and and and true
TV sneakers. And so now Joe and I were on
the ferry one day. We're talking to cop. We were

(26:21):
shooting down by the ferry terminal and we started talking
to these two cops and the cops like cop was
basically like, what's up with that guy? Murray? He's what
happened you guys?

Speaker 4 (26:29):
Don't you guys don't get the true TV shirts.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
And we said talking about he was your friend.

Speaker 4 (26:33):
That's only Wade is he got true TV True TV shirt.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
It was exactly what was like True TV act. He's like,
he's like, dude, we got it, we know who you are.
And we just started laughing. And so I haven't worn
these since because of that. I love them.

Speaker 4 (26:47):
They're fresh to death.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
Man.

Speaker 5 (26:48):
We're in the UK on that UK tour and we
were it was like in the morning or whatever, and
we were all going to get lunch and there's this
really congested walkway and there's an outdoor cafe and we're
walking and we see it's kind of like commotion and
walking up, I forget who I was with, and then uh,

(27:11):
I go, oh, that's me sitting there and Murs taking
pictures and I was like, Mers like sitting out, like
he could have sat wiped by the sidewalk and he
was like reading a book and like you know, doing
that his book.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
He had merch set.

Speaker 5 (27:31):
Up next to his lunch and I forget who said.
I think it was one of the tour managers. And
I go, you think like he'd be tired, like he
just did a show and he did a meet and
greet and he goes, Nah, he loves.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
He does, he does. I have a fun Uh all right,
So we played the O two right, we all played it,
played it together about five times. We sold out that
place right and every time we were there, what do
they tell you? You guys are you guys are family
anytime you back come? But no, right, you guys sold
out the O two. We outsold the dell you guys
are great last year? No this year. I'm in London

(28:08):
and uh Noel Gallier, Noel Galliher. Liam Galligher was playing
the first Oasis album at the O.

Speaker 5 (28:16):
Two, definitely maybe Divers that night he was playing.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
His brother wasn't there, but he was there, and I
was like, fuck, this is it. I'm calling the O
two like family. I'm family, this is it, like it's
We sold out this place seven times. We've never asked
him for a single favorite. They blew us every time
we were backstage, like we gotta come back, you gotta
come back. So I call up my manager. I'm like, Dex,
I have got the easiest request in the world. Few tonight.

(28:41):
I'm like, I'm in London. I want to go see
them play definitely, maybe Willie dex this is gonna be awesome.
We got it. We're gonna get you hooked up. An
hour later, my phone rings. Dex Is like they said, no,
what they said They can get you tickets sometime next
week maybe, but not tonight. And I was like, I'm
in London for four days. He's like, I don't have
him next week. I was like, what about all that

(29:02):
stuff about and he goes, no, I know. I went
online first first run ticket, like this is what I
was at a reseller. Yeah, ninety two dollars. I got
tickets for the show that night. I was like, this
is fucking wild. And I called Dexter up to tell
him that. I'm like, they didn't they didn't break off
American dollars to do it. After we sold out that
place so many times that he starts laughing and he

(29:23):
called them and he goes, they'll get you in the
American Express lounge tonight. If you want. He's like, I
have a car. I know, I have an American Express card.
I was like, I'm in. I could. Yeah, dude, it
was wild. It was wild. Get away to tell you guys.

Speaker 5 (29:35):
I was seven sellouts, seven sellouts.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
I was doing the iHeart jingle bowl contexts right to
wear an MSG writes the MSG one and I'm with
somebody who I don't know.

Speaker 4 (29:44):
From the iHeart team. My whole family's coming. Nephews are
bringing there, this is.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
Here and here show the other the other day. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
Yeah, in December, it was so, I said. I said, okay,
look I got my nephews with me. You know a people.

Speaker 4 (29:57):
I said, I want make sure, but he gets in.
My kids are coming. It's cold out.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
Want to make sure. I could just get him right in.
And I goes, okay, we got to bring them. The
gotta get skinned. They gotta come to the front door.
I go, no, they he goes, no, Yeah, that's you know,
that's this scan.

Speaker 4 (30:09):
I go, I go, I said there. I was like,
they don't have to, I said, I said, And I
was on eight pen, the one that's on the side,
you know, you know four pen right, I'm like with
I said, just give me to the other side. He goes,
all right, we'll go to the other side. He takes
me up. We go to the other side.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
I walk into four pen the first guy see his
Willy the right, the little guy here.

Speaker 4 (30:25):
Wait wait Wayne blow. I see Wayne.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
He's like like, I want to look my fans coming
all right, ring him in and I'm like no, I'm like, hey,
I'm hugging everybody.

Speaker 4 (30:32):
He goes, Oh, I guess they could come in this way.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
I guess I can. So I walk in.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
I walk in, and you know, my uh, my nephews
and bring their girlfriends. For the first time he was girlfriend.
And so we're just walking in and taking pictures of everybody. Right,
we walk right in and and uh and I hear
this girlfriend go to uh, goes, Is it always like this?

Speaker 8 (30:52):
My nephew goes, yep, which, by the way, like we're
not entitled, like the reason people know told us like
the old two said, whenever you guys want to do it,
and MSG is always like always come to this entrance
and go in.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
Like I don't feel the title to it.

Speaker 4 (31:09):
I don't feel like if they didn't say it, you
wouldn't have I never would.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
Have been like, let's do it.

Speaker 5 (31:13):
Yeah, but yeah, O two MSG. I went to the
Newport Funny Bone. Yeah, and I walked up to the door.
They go, can I help you? I'm like, I'm on
the poster. Yeah, so yeah, that's cool guys.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
Yeah, let you get it. They like, do you have
tickets to We'll call you like, I'm MSG.

Speaker 5 (31:30):
Fuck you, guys.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
I only brought it because you you were with us
is the only reason I burnt it up. We got
to cut that story. I can't have him making me
look like not a man of a people. He's about
to have a brand on it.

Speaker 5 (31:45):
To me, that's crazy though, ninety two smackers. They wouldn't even.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
That was That's the kicker because the rest of it,
you're like, well, all right, they didn't have tickets. What
do you want? What do you wanted to do when
tickets are available for ninety two dollars it's one to
two hundred?

Speaker 4 (32:00):
Was just to get them pair of tickets on the
two hundred bucks?

Speaker 1 (32:02):
Yeah. I even said that, dext I'll do a bye,
I'll do a buy, like they don't have to give
it to me. They wouldn't even let me do a
buy really, which is when you buy it like sixty
percent off. Yeah, so did you? Just did you?

Speaker 2 (32:14):
He went just bought and went just went ticket mestered
dot uk or whatever it is.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
Made friends in a pub, ended up drinking with these
guys in a pub, and.

Speaker 5 (32:22):
One games the best. I think there there's it's interesting.
I'm sorry, I'm reading this book on Johnny Carson.

Speaker 4 (32:32):
Oh there is you got you read a documentary on him.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
He was like a.

Speaker 5 (32:37):
Notorious, like awful drunk like Ed McMahon had to bust
him out of fights, like just like always covering up
the tracks whatever. And it's true, there's like there's two
types of people. I think that's why we've always gotten
along when we drink, because we instantly become everybody's friend.
It's like cards down on the table, let's go. We're
all having a good time tonight. And that's why I've

(32:58):
always loved Yes, it's good vibes man always, you're the best.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
Well, thanks, Bell, I feel the same way about you.
And you don't drink.

Speaker 4 (33:07):
That's okay, but I'm still fun.

Speaker 5 (33:08):
Don't don't know you never want to trouble. I've never
seen anybody Dan.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
Say do We would always say like he doesn't do
any drugs. He doesn't do any alcohol. If he ever did,
the world would explode. He's this way sober, He's this way.
It's the biggest mystery of my life. He is the
way he is sober.

Speaker 5 (33:29):
It's like the multi verses crossed over for one human
being at its Joe, it's the best of everything in
this one crazy.

Speaker 4 (33:36):
A couple of coffe and a donut.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
Look out baby, yeah, yes, dam holding alcohol. Would wake
up on the cruise and the pictures of him out
still at six a m. He'd be on tour together.

Speaker 5 (33:52):
On the cruises next to each other, like Miami with
Vince Vaughan and we Vince just like, Hey, we're gonna
go out to dinner. We go okay, And then Vince
Vince was feeling it that He's like, let's go, let's
go to club whatever. And I'm at the bar.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
I'm drinking.

Speaker 5 (34:05):
I don't dance. I just don't dance, and I'm just
hanging at the bar having a good time. There was
a few other people were with and I'm telling you,
it was like two in the morning. I'm like, God,
one of these guys gonna wrap it up. So I
go out to the dance floor. Vince and Joe are
in the center of the dance and everybody's around and
Joe's like doing this thing, and then Vince is like
doing it back, and it's like, really was you could

(34:27):
have taken that and put in the wedding crashers montage.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
So fun? Oh I never heard that story.

Speaker 4 (34:33):
Then he looked at that place closed remember, and then
he goes, We're not done all the way.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
I said, I guess not.

Speaker 4 (34:37):
He goes, I found this place, this Cuban and played
Cuban music.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
I went the wing. It was so fun. Yeah, yeah,
that was fun. That's cool man, right, all I hear
like the Vince stories. I hear sal Will talk to
Vince Vaughn some sometimes and it doesn't sound nearly as
much fun. I went to sad and I watched him
shoot and I went home. No Cuban dance by Wave.
Yeah that's funny.

Speaker 5 (35:01):
They're having like Ferris Bueller's day off.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
Yeah that's great that with him, what he brings. I
am a Buehler. What do we got? Questions of? Sorry,
I do this one more thing. I got stories. You
could go for two hours. I don't know. I got
nowhere to be.

Speaker 9 (35:21):
Okay, this one's a little bit long.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
Poker comes from John John.

Speaker 9 (35:27):
John Yes, John says, my wife is a flight attendant
and is a way for about four days of the week,
every single week. We have two small boys. One is
five years old and the others three. We don't have
a lot of family that lives around us to be
able to help out when she's away. As the kids
get older and into more sports and activities, are going
to need to start being in two different places at once,
and things are going to become more demanding. I already

(35:49):
find it puts a lot on me while she's away.
I've tried to have the discussion with her to eventually
leave the airline, but anytime I bring this up, she
shuts the conversation down right away. Do y'all have a
way to approach this that will not cause a fight
or she'll be receptive to the conversation.

Speaker 2 (36:02):
Interesting, it's very interesting because we deal with that a lot,
being road comics and dad duties and stuff. I think
I will say the first thing that I would do
is looking into getting a babysitter slash nanny. They're not expensive,
they change your life. Get somebody could trust off of
care dot com. That's where we found multiple ones of
ours that we love. You set the price like it,
It'll change how the dad feels about the mom working

(36:24):
and helping to support the fan.

Speaker 4 (36:25):
I imagine that she is doing her job to.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
Make money for the family and help support right, So
I mean to be able just to stop is like
kind of probably a big ask to be like, Okay,
then what is she going to do.

Speaker 4 (36:35):
She's gonna have to find a whole new career, so
that's a big ask.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
So there's not really a way to approach being like, hey,
you have to change your whole life or your family.

Speaker 4 (36:42):
I went through something quite similar which I could talk
to your experience from.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
But I will say, just finding ways to help manage
it and not make one person feel like they're in
charge of all of it is the key.

Speaker 4 (36:54):
So I would say that's what he should stand on.
That's his leg. It's like, look, it shouldn't fall just
on me to take care of every everything. We should
figure it out together, and that's the handle.

Speaker 5 (37:02):
To pick it up. It's funny because it's like a
reverse of us, and so I think what I try
to do, and maybe he needs to communicate to her
is you need to be open, right, you need to
communicate freely and be honest with each other. But if
he's taking on all these responsibilities, there's got to be
some semblance of gratitude in the void that you're creating. Right,

(37:26):
So every time I'm gone, when my wife's taken my
daughter to soccer and then she's got to go get baseball,
and then she got to get dinner, like every time
she's cooking dinner, every time, I'm like, thank you again
for doing this. I really appreciate it, Like I want
you to know, like I wish I was there. I
wish I could help, no matter what chore she's tasking
test with or I'm folding all the launde right now
and I'm talking to you. It's like, thank you for

(37:47):
doing the launch right right, right right, and come at
home and like making sure it's like all right, let
me take you out to lunch. And when I'm home,
when she gets home, it's like, all right, carpe lunche, relax,
take care. I got everything for the next two three days,
you know. So I think it's just the managing that
she saw.

Speaker 4 (38:04):
The main thing that I had was I would come
home and be like, oh, I'm off, and like that's right, right.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
That was so wrong.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
I would go on, Bessie, it'll be on the road,
do whatever doing. I'm like, oh, I'm off to day
and she's like, fuck you off, get off the couch
and go help the daughter, you.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
Know, Like that's what I was.

Speaker 2 (38:22):
So like, there is a thing where you feel so overworked,
but you just have to change your percept And I
would say this to your wife. You have to change
a perception of what it means to be home and
you're not working. It's not off, it's a different role,
it's a different focus.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
So cute anything, man, Yeah, I would find I would
spend more of my time filing the pilot that your
wife is obviously banging, and that would be my first
concern because she is getting the fuck it. I'll hide
clothe every time she's up in that fucking air. Your
wife is, I'll bang in a pilot and that should
be and you're home looking care of those kids. My

(38:54):
advice you would be start making more money so your
wife doesn't have to work fuck pilots, and then she
can stay home and help with the kids. That's my
great All all bases are covered. Now I don't have kids,
so that's just the basis of my advice. Uh yeah, yeah,
that's off. Actually that's you know, that's not true. I
talked to a flight attendant and she told me that

(39:17):
in the eighties, wives of pilots this is true, basically
went on strike to Delta and was like, you can't
have our pilots in the same flight crew every time
because one hundred percent of the times are having affairs.
So now they never flight attendants don't. Every flight they're
on is almost a new crew every single time.

Speaker 5 (39:38):
That's why they do it.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
Huh. That's why they do it because because the wives
of pilots were like, this is ruining families.

Speaker 5 (39:44):
You can have this, Yeah, but they all go on
those shuttles back to the Marriott.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
Or the hill, making the wives feel safe back at home.
You know what party you gotta stop is gonna go
on the ground a little bit. Now, again, what do
I know?

Speaker 4 (39:58):
I know that that lands you would like, I'll say something.
I was like, I do have children.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
If I do, you know, I don't know what state there?

Speaker 4 (40:08):
Yeah, yeah, I would say, you know, and.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
We only have his side of the story.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
Said the next thing, I was gonna say, Yeah, I
was gonna say, like, you have to have a conversation
because you don't know how she's feeling about it. I
think the big thing is too like you can't be
like you have to stop working. You have to be like,
this is what I'm gonna do, so you could stop working,
Like you need to have a plan.

Speaker 5 (40:25):
It's her profession. Obviously she's doing it.

Speaker 4 (40:27):
They have kids, she's a professional.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
You s what I did?

Speaker 5 (40:31):
She enjoys turbulence, Oh does ground whatever? Don't visualize things?

Speaker 1 (40:38):
Do you guys? Ever my hide club anything?

Speaker 4 (40:41):
No? I tried once pretty unsuccessfully. Actually yeah, I couldn't
fit in the bathroom same time.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
Wait, he was able to get in, but you had
a hard time.

Speaker 5 (40:59):
Joke was never mile a hide But I'm master bladed rollerblading.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
This question comes from Jude.

Speaker 9 (41:17):
He's thirty one years old, and he says he's a
really cool guy.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
But not as much as y'all.

Speaker 9 (41:21):
Currently, he's trying to meet new women outside of online dating.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
It didn't work for him.

Speaker 9 (41:25):
He likes approaching women outside. Can you give any tips
on how to be more social and not get frustrated?

Speaker 1 (41:31):
Side well out of the bushes, Jude.

Speaker 9 (41:35):
Nature or outside of the internet.

Speaker 4 (41:37):
But yeah, so he wants to meet people.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
Well, okay, so the nobody's it's a lot of swiping
left on this guy, so we got to try to
get him to the right.

Speaker 4 (41:44):
And he does better in person, he thinks. Okay.

Speaker 2 (41:46):
So I was just like, you need to put yourself
in positions where you talk to people and it's not awkward.
For instance, like if you go to like art galleries
openings or like social events where people are talking to
each other, not trying to like talk to somebody while
they're having a coffee and a coffee shop. But if
you go to events, events always help in my opinion
and thing, I think it's a little less creepy if you're.

Speaker 10 (42:08):
Not just sitting outside and waiting for people just to
walk by and like hey, because the approach you talking
to women is very hard to approach and not come
across creepy, especially if they're not in the mindset they
want to meet.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
So I would say that in places where there's already
conversations happening, right, it's always easier.

Speaker 4 (42:27):
Yeah, I think.

Speaker 5 (42:28):
Look, I mean the greatest social event is a bar. Yeah,
I mean, yeah, but I agree with you if you
find it like a karaoke night or a trivia night.
You have so many more inns for the conversation as
opposed to just being like just scatters shop, being like
the lonely guy at the bar, like could I get you?
You know, at least with trivia or something like that,

(42:48):
you have, Yeah, different ways to get.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
In for sure.

Speaker 4 (42:50):
Trivia is a great call.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
A trivia night at a bar, I think is a
super social setting that everybody's kind of loosey goosey.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
Yeah, you know, I've never done I never did a
single line dating thing ever.

Speaker 4 (43:01):
Yeah, I think it was before our time.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
Yeah, it was before a time.

Speaker 5 (43:03):
We never had I never had apps. Nothing you had
to do at old school.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
Yeah, old school.

Speaker 5 (43:08):
Stap some in the shoulder, Hello, how are you follow
them home?

Speaker 1 (43:11):
The wait by the window with I mean like, but
I think you're pretty Yeah.

Speaker 4 (43:20):
I think I think that we probably missed that by
a couple of five to ten years.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
Which and I think that we we fucked up because
I think that we were we when that stuff first started.
I think there was a gold rush of getting laid
where people were going crazy about it, and I think
we we were primed to take part in it, and
we did.

Speaker 2 (43:38):
Do you remember we did a challenge with Maria Manunos
that we made an online dating profile.

Speaker 4 (43:43):
It was like season two or three and she guested
on it and we didn't know how it worked.

Speaker 2 (43:47):
And we had to have the young kids on the
the PA's build the creative like, wait, what is what?

Speaker 1 (43:53):
Are they like?

Speaker 2 (43:53):
Oh, you have to select, like you had to answered
all these questions and it was like, oh, we're like
they had to give us like a tour of their
profile because we.

Speaker 1 (43:59):
Had no idea what it was.

Speaker 4 (44:00):
And they were all like, oh, you should do it
because everybody's doing it right now.

Speaker 2 (44:02):
Was like a thing, and then Maria Manunas did it
with us. It was really funny, but we didn't even
know how to do it.

Speaker 4 (44:06):
Then you're out of touch.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
I got an answer for this guy, though, two things. One,
take a bartending class and bar tend once a week.
One you're gonna meet girls in the class, and then
you are the man behind the bar. You could talk
to whoever ie want. You're not creepy. Other than that.
I took a pottery class the other day and I
was the only guy in that class ghost in it.
Fucking dude, I mean, I I was very proud of

(44:33):
myself because I went in and I didn't make a
single ghost really joke.

Speaker 4 (44:37):
I'm sorry, disappointed.

Speaker 1 (44:39):
No, no, no no, because I wanted to do, but
I was like, I didn't. I was proud of you,
astray and uh I was the only guy in the class.
So I mean, dude, really, so pottery and bar yoga
yoga me be another good one.

Speaker 4 (44:53):
Yoga yoga people already on. Yeah, but yoga people are
already on. Don't look at me like they're they're in
a workout, They're in a workout mode.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
Yeah. I think the pottery thing is like it's it's
kind of because one, it just makes you look like
a pussy to start with that you're doing pottery. But
then they're like, oh, look at this guy's.

Speaker 5 (45:10):
Wine painting ones.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
You do that?

Speaker 5 (45:12):
Yeah, they have socihowers where you drink wine and you
paint a lot of.

Speaker 4 (45:15):
Those places do that kind of.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
Do you think that?

Speaker 4 (45:21):
I think the gym took a turn.

Speaker 2 (45:22):
The gym used to be a place where people wanted
to each other from friends, well me, not for personal experience.
I'm not speaking here, but I've heard like the gym
used to be a place where like, oh, you go
to meet people like minded who are healthy whatever.

Speaker 4 (45:35):
Now it's turned in so all of a sudden, I
got creepy years ago to start talking to people while
they're working out and things.

Speaker 5 (45:40):
Well, there's girls that filmed themselves and they get mad
and that the camera the guys looking even in the thing,
and they confront them and that becomes part of the video.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
Now, yeah, that's a bit much. I think that's a lot.
You can't.

Speaker 4 (45:51):
This is why I don't go to the gym.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
Yeah, I've been, I've been.

Speaker 4 (45:54):
I've been very I do.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
I stand by it.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
You will not see me in the gym until they
allows cllphones let's say cell phones.

Speaker 4 (46:03):
I will be in the gym. They make you steal
it like a Kevin Hart concert, then I'm there. We
gotta talk a one more. Joe does carbs and pain,
Carbs and pain.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
I eat the canvas.

Speaker 4 (46:16):
This one comes from Ian.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
This is really fun.

Speaker 9 (46:18):
If you the moms and u Q ruled the world,
what new.

Speaker 4 (46:23):
Law would immediately go into effect?

Speaker 1 (46:25):
What new law?

Speaker 9 (46:28):
I guess we know Joe's no phones at the gym.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
At the gym, yeah, besides that, no phones.

Speaker 4 (46:32):
In the gym ah, that's interesting.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
Well, there's so many ways to answer.

Speaker 4 (46:39):
There is like you can get like series, you get funny.
There are some things that bother me.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
You get one, you get one.

Speaker 5 (46:44):
Law, Well, dude, she wants to do funny ones, funny ones.

Speaker 1 (46:48):
Okay. I think I would straight out ban any form
of social media. Everything gone, everything got everything, get us
back to get it not even I don't want message
boards like email and looking up movie times. That's what
the Internet's for. That's it email, looking up movie movie times.

(47:09):
We rewind it, we bring can we do stream movie?
Do YouTube about weathers? Good informational and entertainment purposes. Fine,
but I think we all made a big mistake by
talking to each other. Okay, in Moss, I think that
we should have just everybody should have just shut up,
just shut the just chilled out. Yeah, yeah, I.

Speaker 5 (47:28):
Don't disagree with that.

Speaker 4 (47:29):
Yeah, I like that.

Speaker 5 (47:30):
I mean, all the harmful effects that you're seeing, they're
gonna potentially band TikTok.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
And you know what, you know what I do honestly
misses and you know this about moviement on the road
A long time together. I love shopping. I think online
chopping is just really annoys. Yeah, I want to be
able to get in the store. I want to feel things.
I want to feel on my body.

Speaker 1 (47:46):
Yeah, it's nice, want to get around.

Speaker 4 (47:48):
I want to try that shirt on when get in,
we give those pants, wrap them around myself. Oh maybe
they're too tir but maybe they're not.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (47:54):
It's the mystery that frawls me. I'm not find that
by looking clicking on the size and.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
Jarcrew dot com.

Speaker 4 (48:02):
No, I want JCrew dot snuggle.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
That's for me. I would.

Speaker 2 (48:09):
I would online shopping I think really annoyed me. I
also come from a retail background. I really enjoyed like
the shopping experience, and I think.

Speaker 4 (48:15):
A lot of that's gone.

Speaker 5 (48:16):
Yeah, i'd banned podcasts.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
Yeah, yeah, it's another thing that's gone too far. I agree.
Just give me anybody, I agree my heart to show
them out right. Well, that was it, that's it, that's it.
I always feel like we can go so long, Like,
do you guys cut it short because if I heeart

(48:39):
only gives you so much time?

Speaker 2 (48:40):
No, we we cut it short because most people aren't
even listening anymore right now.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
I don't.

Speaker 5 (48:45):
I don't agree.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
My parents will sen every because of me.

Speaker 5 (48:49):
I always love Jo just has this joke he told
one night, and it just it just stuck with me
for years. He's like, He's like, you know, I've been
married for a while. We try to keep things spicy,
and now we're starting to six nine. But she has
to do it standing up and she has to hold me.

Speaker 1 (49:08):
Like. That's one of my favorites. So stupid.

Speaker 4 (49:11):
All right, we could do it one more, give us
one more.

Speaker 1 (49:13):
Come on, we got time for one more.

Speaker 9 (49:15):
Okay, this comes from Michael.

Speaker 4 (49:17):
Michael area is, Michael, have you ever.

Speaker 9 (49:19):
Just felt like your life has no drive or purpose anymore?
Specifically asking about late teen slash twenties? Any tips to
overcome this feeling?

Speaker 5 (49:31):
They said late teens, He said late teen slash early twenty.

Speaker 4 (49:34):
Yes, that's why you're supposed to feel it. Yeah, that's
they're right on sketch.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
But yeah, yeah, dude, that's that's You got more time
than you know, So get that out of your head.
You're not a failure, already, Get that out of he had.
My twenties were mired in depression until I got into
the fire department. I was totally fuck mentally constantly and
hated myself. Had no motivation, felt I didn't have anything
to offer already, thought I was washed up at like

(49:57):
twenty four. Yeah, because you know, but so you just
find out that's not When you turn thirty, you find
out how little your twenties matter. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (50:05):
It's also the least matter matterful decade of your life, yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:09):
I think.

Speaker 5 (50:09):
But it's also the most exciting because it's all your firsts.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
Yeah. It's like your first.

Speaker 5 (50:13):
Real job, your first real girlfriend, your first real you.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
Know, vacating on your own.

Speaker 5 (50:19):
Yeah, yeah, just all those, all those things. And the
great thing is you have no money, so it's like
this romantic period and those people you're coming up with,
they're all experiencing the same things. It's like it's like
the log line for Friends guys. But no, then the
thirties kick in the thirties are the fucking bit best

(50:40):
because now it's like I got a little money. Now
it's like now we're ready to fuck.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
What I found was like I was out of my
house all the time of the twenties because I fucking
either still lived at home, wasn't it. I got my
apartment UNTILTI later on and like now that you know,
as you get older, you get an apartment, you get
a house, and suddenly your world is built exactly like
you want it. And it's like, I ain't going out
no more. Yeah. Really, you don't see people older in bars.
Isn't because we don't want to be, you know, because
we're running out of energy. It's because, like that bar

(51:05):
is not better than my fucking house. Yeah, because my
house has free pinball machines also whiskey in it. Yeah,
like there is nothing like there is, there's nothing like that.
That's why I think twenties is like a raucous, fun,
fun time. But thirties I thought were the most fun.

Speaker 5 (51:19):
Yeah, thirties are hands down by far the greatest year
of life because you got a little experience, you got
you got some money in your posts, scratch wisdom.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
How old are you gonna get married? Thirty six? Well
that's I think important too. I think people that get
married in their late twenties, I think that they fucked up.
Yeah yeah, that's just me, okay, yeah whatever, I was late, Yeah,
and I think that, Yeah, I think late. I think
nobody should be getting married before thirty five, thirty six
and kick some tires. You gotta kick some tires. Yeah,

(51:50):
and get your tires kicked six Yeah.

Speaker 4 (51:52):
Yeah, you had plenty of kicking.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
It's always kicked a lot.

Speaker 4 (51:56):
Yeah, yeah, you've got a.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
Lot of You had a lot of flat tires. But
it's only by those flat tires that you're like, it's
only important to kick tires if you haven't kicked tires.
That's right. Once you kick tires, you're like, they all
have the same kind of bounce to them, you know
what I mean. I'm sticking with the tires here. Yeah,
you're all like, all right, everyone's all you got a
white wall. But for the most part, like they're all

(52:20):
the same tires, So you're gonna plug it up. Yeah
if you don't kick. But before you get that. But
if you buy a car before you're kicking those tires,
you're like, what else fucking other tires?

Speaker 5 (52:30):
Like yeah, yeah, that's why. Like I don't know people
that get married right out of college, I'm like, they're
gonna en up a date line.

Speaker 1 (52:37):
It's doomed.

Speaker 5 (52:38):
You've got to You got to experience life a bit
more to know your identity. I really think the old
adage you got to love yourself before you can love
somebody else.

Speaker 1 (52:47):
Beautiful, so true. That's nice, thank you.

Speaker 5 (52:49):
I came up with my own. You'll never find out
a calendar.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
I've written on everything, a pillow backscratcher, ripstad. I will
say if though, if you're in your teens, it's very
important to find like three pretty funny friends and fucking
hang on your life.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
Get camera, camera, write that out as long as the last.
You gotta make friends, that's for sure. Sure.

Speaker 2 (53:15):
Friends got you through stuff too and then, and that's
that's pretty important to find somebody could talk to, because
you're not alone as much as you feel it, so
especially these you know, you got some random strangers on
the you Know podcast here talking to you, So it
clearly works that you're not by yourself, and that isn't
proof enough.

Speaker 4 (53:30):
I don't know what else is.

Speaker 5 (53:32):
I also think that's why like the music you listen
to in your twenties stays with you forever, because that
whoever that band or artist or artists were, those those
songs got you through all those patches. And I still
that's why I love Oasis.

Speaker 4 (53:49):
Yeah, ever you want to go, You've got a guy.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
Ninety eight dollars. You could go see them too, You
too can see them yeah, you can see them tour.

Speaker 5 (54:00):
Oh yeah, going to London with uh Jim Jefferys, Jimmy Carr.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
Oh you already got ticks. And I'm gonna go.

Speaker 5 (54:05):
See him in Pastinga with the family because they've they've
heard the songs non stop more and my kids heard,
Oh you're going to London?

Speaker 1 (54:13):
Can we see them?

Speaker 5 (54:14):
I'm like, not there, but yeah, I'll take it. We're
gonna see himccount London just for that, just for that,
and then when are we going for that?

Speaker 1 (54:21):
When is that? Sorry?

Speaker 4 (54:22):
When are we going for that?

Speaker 1 (54:24):
What we said?

Speaker 4 (54:24):
I said, when are we going?

Speaker 1 (54:26):
Say?

Speaker 4 (54:27):
When do we go? When were we going to London together?

Speaker 1 (54:30):
Whatever? Excellus.

Speaker 4 (54:31):
Then we appreciate you guys.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
Thanks for all the love.

Speaker 4 (54:36):
Of course, it's you're the best fuddy.

Speaker 1 (54:38):
I love you. Oh yeah, this is awesome, man, I
love I can't wait to be the third Yeah, we
have a three P like you three P. Yeah. I'm
in all right, baby. I don't want to end it.
I don't have anywhere to be. I can sit here
and talk for the other hours. So if it's ending,
you guys want to end this, I've had enough to
be honest, Okay, do you d