Dad, I’m Taking my Gym Teacher to Prom

Sara's dad gets a waking nightmare when Garrett calls him as the TA taking his daughter to prom!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis durand Elvis Duran's phone tap.
Time up, Pop a phone tap and Garrett is here. Garrett,
you've become so great at doing phone taps.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Thank you. I appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Just we'll let you know we have the best phone
tappers in the world. Yes, I think they're the only
phone tappers in the world, but they're the best at
what they do. And so Garrett is about to prove
it again. What do you have today?

Speaker 2 (00:22):
All right, Well, Sarah wants to play a phone tap
on her dear old dad Keith. Now, Sarah is in
the middle of making the biggest high school decision of
her career. Who is she taking to prompt? So I'm
going to start the call to her dad, Keith to
let him know that I will be taking his daughter
to prom.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Oh, here we go. A dad's worst nightmare is about
to happen. I bet yes, I'm guessing on this one.
Let's see what happens in today's Garrett phone tap. Hello,
Oh hi, I'm looking for Sarah.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Please, she's got here right now.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
I gotta take a message.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Yes, my name's Christian Gray. I know I know Sarah
from school and I'm just returning her voicemail. I know
it's a little short notice. If you could just pass
the message along, I am honored and I would love
to take her to the prom.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
Oh what are you? Are you in school with her?

Speaker 2 (01:09):
I'm I'm Sarah's gym teacher.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
You're her gym teacher?

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Yes, and that's why you know I.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
Was called whoa, whoa whoa. Hold on a second, wait
a minute, Yes, you want you want to ask my
daughter out what high school students?

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Well, no, she is. She asked me to the prom.
But I know you. I've been in her shoes before.
I know what rejection is like.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
What do you mean you've been in her shoes? No?

Speaker 2 (01:35):
No, no, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
How old are you? How old are you?

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Twenty seven?

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Sir, you're twenty twenty seven years old. I come talk
to you, face to face. Where are you? I want
to come and see you right now.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
I know I'm just I'm just out and about in
my car driving around. Listen again, I don't want to
let your daughter down. I know what reject you say.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
No, you're going to say no, your teacher. This is
not cool.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Every princess deserves a prince to take to the prom
o prince.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
Yeah, princess, the same as a princess, not her teacher.
Oh this is really how can you conceive of something
like this?

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Well, you could just pass the messages along. She has
my phone number, passing any message off. Well, sir, call
your principal.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
I'm gonna call your principal and.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
I'll just listen. You know, she took my phone from
class the other day. I couldn't find it. She got
my cell phone number, so I'm getting calls, text messages, Do.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Not contact her, don't talk to her, don't Facebook, or
don't nothing.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
I am a father of my own and I I would.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
Hate my father.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yes, and I up your phone.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
Don't you dare call this house again. I'm gonna be
waiting on some of the baseball back daughter.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
All right, all right, have a nice stay. This is
so messed up.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
I can he's okay, phony me right now.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
All right, here's what we're gonna do. All right, don't
pick up. We're gonna call him right back, and you
can push his button some more.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
Okay, Okay, Hello, hey daddie, what the hell have you been?
I've return to Reachi. Where are you? Damn Sam Dress
shopping for the problem. No, no, no, you are not, Sarah,
get on the phone. Yes, what the hell is going

(03:14):
on here? Who is this guy? Christian? He says, because
he's your your your your, your gym teacher. Yeah he's
really nice, isn't he? Oh my god, No, he's not nice.
He's you asked him to the problem. He asked you,
what's the story? I was put up to this? And
oh no, no, no, no, no, no you no, no, no.

(03:36):
I am getting your son of a bitch fired. I mean, how, Darry,
I don't know, are you doing something like this? He
didn't even do anything. It was all me. I'm the
one that got his number. I'm the one that's cooking
him on Facebook. I'm holding him, poking him. A boarding
school set up. I swear to God, I'm gonna send
you to a Miller's Right academy. You'll never see the

(03:57):
light of day. Your daughter of mine is going to
be going to so prom in a small dress with
that chipping teacher. Calm down. I'm not gonna calm down.
I'm gonna put you in a convent.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Keith, Calm down? What Keith? My name is Garret from
Elvis turned in the Morning Show And you just got
phone tapped.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
What HI that I'm still here? You just got phone tapped.
Oh I think I pished my pants.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
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Speaker 3 (04:27):
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