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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Let's play a game with Elvis Duran in the Morning show.
Can we play a game? Can we play a game
with Tommyhead?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
What do you want to play a game? Let's play
something that's gonna let's let's let's do something. We have
to slap each other around a little bit.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
You want to do a quick round of the feud? Yeah? Oh,
the feud? Can we play the feud? God, you know
I'm not going to games. Okay, well, how about didn't
have a password? Let's do passwords? Oh?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
I think the I think Tommy will do excellent in
this one question on family feud.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Okay, let's okay, it's time for the feud.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
It's a family that loves each other and beats a
liven smart out of each other all at the same time.
And now here's your host. He's an awful He's not
the good host. He's the bad host.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
You very much react. We have two teams here, Tommy,
I'm gonna have you play for both teams.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
That even though I'm sure there was a time anyway,
we have limited time with our very handsome guests.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
So Tommy, you're gonna play for both teams. Danielle, limited time.
I'm here all day. I'm just no problem.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Danielle and Gandhi will be on one team with you,
and then Scary and Elvis will be on the other
team with you. Okay, okay, it's gonna be great. So Tommy,
here's the question. We pulled our massive studio audience out
here this question. Wait, there's no one out there. Oh
they left. So the question they had to answer was this.
(01:32):
Top five answers on the board, name something that makes
you breathe hard.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Oh, Tommy goes first. Tommy goes both roles here, working out, working,
working out, breathing hard, working, sizing.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Getting on that staremu yeah yeah, and number one response,
Oh good jobs.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
So do you want to play or do you want
to pass to yourself?
Speaker 3 (01:57):
I will I'll pass myself. Okay, Well that you could
be playing. I don't know what that means.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
What does that mean? You're gonna be playing with Scary
and Elvis? Now, okay, great, there we go. Breath hard.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
So Elvis named something that makes you breathe hard walking
to the mailbox, show me walking to get the mail.
I think you need to see a doctor for that.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
It's a joke. It's going to scary scary.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Name something that makes you breathe hard.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
You can just say, you could just say everything.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
I thought I was gonna say eating, but scary sexy
is out there. Yes, absolutely, Back to you, Tommy, Oh,
name something that makes you breathe hard. I'm gonna hearing
him breathing hard. Who's breathing right now? What's breathing hard
right now?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
I think it was scary? Scary, You're scary. Stop breathing.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Okay, go ahead, Oh, I got one watching a horror movie,
watching something.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
That's not a good answer. It's Tommy. We're here to
play to win. Hello.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Oh yeah, your answer was great. You el with yes,
name something. Someone's breathing again. Who's breathing into the microphone?
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Is it? Na?
Speaker 2 (03:26):
I think it's Tommy? Are stop breathing? This show makes
somebody you're breathing hard? God, Well, this is sort of
a stretch. I would say sleeping, like snoring and sleeping
it makes you breathe hard.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
I'm sleeping.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Okay, answer not good enough, So we go back to
Tommy's other team. So we need a communal response between you,
Gandhi and Daniel. Name something that makes you breathe hard.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
I would say but is it running? Working out?
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Uh? What about anxiety? Oh it could be it yeah
or uh like singing to singing.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Make you pretty hard?
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Have have fighting like physical fighting, wrestling, wrestling.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
I like that you're playing for us like it. I
like it. Wrestling is that you guys? Night well? Nightmare?
Nightmare is like sleeping. Yeah, anxiety, let's go with anxiety.
You do the dumbest questions. Do you really? What do
you want? You don't?
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Panic attack sounds good having anybody team. I'm I'm having
a panic attack that you guys are getting this that
is not on the board side. Your other team won, Tommy.
The answers you were missing were hot temperatures.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Being sick, and going up the stairs. That's what makes it.
I think ours were better. A terrible game. What about
asthma is a good answer? Umped up? Under right? That
was a dumb game. Give us another question.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Okay, fine, all right. I'm sorry I'm being Nancy negative,
but that is coming. I want to have fun. This
is we're trying to have fun. Tommy gives us advice
have fun on your show. That was not fun.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Fine, here we go, Tommy. Back to you.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Oh God, name something a baby does that would be
unacceptable in a roommate. What does a baby do that
you would not want your roommate to do? Well, think
about what babies do.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Which team is he playing for right now? Yes, he's
playing for the Elvis team.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Publicly, go to the bathroom, so.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Crap your pants? You mean crapping your pants and wedding
yourself doing it on the floor next to Okay, well,
you know obviously babies do and wedding yourself bathroom already
that is the number one response. So do you want
to play the number one last game? And this guy?
(06:17):
Do you want to play for yourself or you want
to pass to yourself?
Speaker 3 (06:21):
I don't even know what that means play or past play?
Speaker 2 (06:26):
All right, so you're playing with Elvis. Elvis back to you.
Name something a baby does that would not be acceptable
in a roommate. Crawl across the floor crawling answer not
good enough?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Scary? Suck my thumb, you're done question with? Okay? Scary? Yeah? Uh,
stick my hands in the food? You know how babies
like stick their hands and everything?
Speaker 2 (06:52):
And yes, basically touching, touching everything and putting their hands
with rubby hands overbby hands.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Heges on hands is on it another way? What team
am I on hours? Okay? Both of them?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Actually yes, Elvis, But I asked the question. I got
this from an antexture named something a baby does. That
would not be acceptable. Little roommate sucking on their mother's nipples.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
That's a good one.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
On there, not on there, that's a good one. I
wouldn't be acceptable. I'm not condoning. No, it's not acceptable.
You don't want your roommates sucking on his mother's nipples. Now,
it's not acceptable. I don't think so. It's okay for
a grown man to suck on.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
His own mother. Saying that would have been should have
been an acceptable answer.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
It would have been if they had answered it. Tommy
wouldn't say you about sucking on mom's nipples? Hard pass,
hard pass, Thank you, thank you so much. You have
one buzz left. Tommy names I think a baby does.
It would not be acceptable in a roommate.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Oh god, uh, I'm sorry. Nipple is still on my mind.
Oh well, farting, I'd like, don't fart on me?
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Answer? Good answer, it's not answer. You want that to
happen to you? Who wants that?
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Can?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Hold on? Can we can we isolate Tommy saying, don't
fart on me? Who wants that? I don't like that.
I don't like you.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
So Tommy, we're going to your other team, which is
Danielle and Gandy, and I need an answer.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
I've got a couple that we can do with.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Throwing up, crying, sleeping in a crib, sucking on a pacifier.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
I mean, she is a mom, daniel she took So
I think that those are all good. I think, yeah, oh,
we pick one. Yeah, go with that. You're the mom.
I'm giving you been in the crew or pacifier, so
I'm not baby does.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (09:05):
And spinning up on people. Yeah, that's so gnarly. I
don't like vomit. Maybe that one. So you don't like
farts or vomit. Throwing up? Yeah, yeah, throwing up on people?
Is that what you go with? Puking? Okay, yeah, we're
going with that. Puking. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
The answers you were missing were crying, peing in your face?
Speaker 1 (09:34):
You had you had pe in your face? Right? I
do like that. Some people are into that, Tommy. How
do you about heart past, hard pass of passing today?
Babies do that? They do that? You know, some things
we don't want our roommate to be doing. Wow, we
just named seven or eight of them. Well, there you go.
That was we can't end our conversation with tell me
(09:57):
like that. Reach around there, Elvis. How about asking your roommate,
asking your roommate to change your diaper? Oh oh god,
the roommate. Is this my roommate? Am I asking for
you to change my diaper? Any