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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Let's play a game with Elvis Duran in the morning show.
It's time to match the stars. It's time to play
the game. It's a match game. By the way, a
lot of reviews are coming in the text about Red One. Yeah,
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and it's not supposed to be some cinematic masterpiece. It's
supposed to be fun. Okay, I see, I liked it.
They said that they do show the rock fighting like
animatronic polar Bears. They say it's not horrible, but it's
not great. Topic critic says the looseness of this is
refreshing and not to the kind of giddy, sloppy nineteen
eighties flick that this wants to be. Well, they call
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it a turd in the New York Post. Anyway, back
to match game. If you can match the stars, you
could win a lot of money. Five hundred dollars from
our friends at Northwll Health. As you know, all this month,
the month of October November sorry, we're celebrating Men's Health
Awareness Month, not only physical but mental as well, and
of course Northwell Health we're raising money for the Florina
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Cancer Center as well. But they're going to give you
five hundred dollars if you win match game. So college,
now we need two contestants. Yep, yep, Diamon, you can
do it. One eight hundred two four to two zero
one hundred. Let's go. It's time to match the stars
in thanks to north Well Health, you could win a
lot of money. Let's go meet our contestants. We have
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two of them. Let's start with Dana. I'm sorry Lauren
from Philadelphia. Hello, Lauren from Philly, listening to Q one
O two? How you doing good? How are you doing okay?
I'm reading my digital readout. It says Lauren is from
Philadelphia match game contestant. She's a huge EA E L
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E ego switch. No, I just heard you're a huge
e could it could be an ear It could be
a huge huge earth huge, a huge earl. All right,
spelling today, It's okay. I finished it for her. It's
so good, Lauren, You're fabulous. Do you know how much
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game works? I do. I've heard you guys play it before.
I'm nervous now. All I keep flashing back is to
Danielle saying once she was the weakest lincolntestant. The lights
are on her and I feel like the lights are
on me, so I'm like super nervous right now. You
have nothing to worry about. It's just us. We can't
see you. I mean, that's a good thing. Thanks to
Northwell Health, you could win five hundred dollars. By the way,
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we're all gathering this month together November for Men's Health
Awareness Month. I don't know if you know, Lauren, but
my husband Alex had testicular cancer and went through Northwell
Health on Staten Island and they cured him. He's now
walking proof that this is an incredible entity of people,
men and women who are working at Northwell Health. They
are saving lives every day and that's amazing. Thanks to
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the Florina Cancer Center, we're raising money and awareness. Simply
go to Northwell dot edu, slash Elvis, learn more, donate,
be a part of the movement, and thanks to them,
it's time to play match game. Here we go. All right,
don't give your answer, give the stars a moment to
write down their answers. Okay, Lauren, Okay, here we go.
Furry Freddy is so hairy? How Harry Isy? He's so
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hairy that his wife insisted he shaved before the next
time she kissed him. However, when he jumped into bed later,
she was shocked and said, I meant for you to shave.
I meant for you to shave your face, not your blank.
Oh okay, this is the best Nate could do. I
don't think I can save that. Yes, you can just
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use the medical term. Okay, whatever it is again, think
about it, Lauren. Uh, not as fun. Furry Freddy was
so hairy his wife said, don't even get into bed
until your shave. He shaved, he said, She said, wait
a minute, I meant for you to shave your face,
not your blank. Okay, so obviously he shaved something. Yeah, right,
we have it written down there. We go, all right, Lauren,
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give me your answer. Uh. Verry Freddy was supposed to
shave his face, but instead his wife found out he
shaved his blank. I got too. But they're like neighbors. Uh,
come all right, what is your answer? Uh? The elephant trunk.
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The elephant trunk? Oh? Oh is uh the marbles? Scotty's
trying to help out the marbles, No, I think she okay,
it doesn't she says, marbles that we know. All right,
So the scrotum area, Yeah, okay, here we go. Uh,
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furry Freddy very hairy. She said, before you get into bedy,
better shave he shaved. She said, no, I didn't mean that.
I mean shave your face. Some one said he shaved
his what nuts sack? Yeah? Nuts? Is it? That's good?
That's awesome one. It's very nice nut. Okay, see Lauren,
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you're in one. I know who is right? Uh gandhi. Yes,
furry Freddy was so furry. Instead of shaving his face,
he shaved his I said, whole bush. Whole bush? Does
that count? I don't think all of it? Okay, okay,
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give you some sound. That's fine. She got one. Okay,
am I ride in saying I think the bush is
kind of north north could that's kind of north of
I'm sorry. The judges decisions are fine. This is so stupid. Hey, froggy. Yeah,
furry Freddy was very furry. His wife said, before you
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get into by, better shave he shaved. She said, no,
I meant your face, not your I got balls a
picture he did an illustration. Wow, I hope yours doesn't
look like that. All right. We have two matches, Danielle
up to you. We're looking for a third match. Furry Freddy.
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She said, don't even good near me unless you shave.
She said, no, I'm at your face, not your said balls.
There you go, beautiful. That might be a record. Yeah,
you know, we've never had three matches at six matches
if you're thinking of all on the board today, it's Friday.
Hold on, hold on, don't leave, don't leave? All right?
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How do you put this on? Hold of me? Figure
this out? Okay, Now we go over here to talk
to Dana. Hello, Dana, Hi, how are you. I'm doing
we'un doing really well? Okay again, is this Dana from Middletown,
New Jersey. Match came contestant drinking blank blank blank in
my delongey? What is that? Oh? My ice espresso? Yeah? Yeah,
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all right, we have three matches with Lauren. Let's see
what you have here? Here we go. This is all
about hair. Oh, I get it. It's because we're all
wearing mustaches for the month of November. All right. Bushy
Brad's magnificent facial hair was the talk of the Thanksgiving party. However,
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after dinner, he realized it was finally time for a
trim when he looked in the mirror and saw an
entire blank in his beard. Oh, don't entry yet. Think
it through. Dana Bushy Brad's magnificent facial hair the talk
of the party. He realized it was time to trim
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because he found an entire blank in his beard from
the Thanksgiving table, here we go. Are you writing them down? Yeah? Okay.
I love how people so I love turning on the radio.
The first thing I hear is the word nutst All right,
here we go. Dana Bushy Brad's magnificent hair was the
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talk of the Thanksgiving party. However, after dinner, he realized
he was his time for a trim. He looked at
the mirror and saw an entire blank in his beard.
What is your answer? Chunk of mass potato? Potato? Okay,
all right, okay, mashed potatoes. Here we go, Scary Bushy
Brad Thanksgiving table. He left, went to the bathroom, looked
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at the mirror and he saw what in his beard?
Pint of gravy? Oh, mashed potato? He used that potato. Yeah,
it's it's adjacent, but it's not. It's not. A pint
of hey gandhi. Yeah, Bushy Brad Thanksgiving table left it,
went to the bathroom, looked at the mirror and his
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beard was so bushy. He found out what in it?
I just said, an entire leg of turkey. Yeah, all right,
we're looking for mashed potatoes. Yeah, but you know, at
the end of the day, aren't we all looking for
mashed potatoes? Hello, Froggy, what in bushy Brad finding this
Thanksgiving beard? Gandhian hour on the same length. I got
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turkey leg? Yeah, why does your turkey leg picture look
like something else? Hey, Danielle, Danielle bushy brad facial hair
Thanksgiving party. He went to the bathroom. It was so
bushy he found out what in his beard? I actually
had mashed potatoes. But I'm not gonna help you because
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it's only one match. So you had potatoes. So you
did match with someone? Yeah, you got it all right,
daniel Thank you very much for listening. We appreciate it.
Thank you. No, no, no, you don't walk away empty handed.
I'm going to give you some Elvis during morning show merch. Okay, okay,
thank you, you're very welcome. Let's go talk to the
big winner. Lauren. Hey, Lauren, Hey, look what you did?
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You got it? Very thank you. So this is my redemption.
I tried to get the phone at the phone shop
the other day and I was calling eighty six. Oh yeah,
that's awful. Now the redemption is yours. Redemption broken is yours.
You won five one hundred dollars. There you go. Thank
you so much. Oh my god, thank you. You're so welcome.
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See I would have said he found a Parker House
role in his book. Oh okay, is that weird? Thanks
to Northwell Health, you have five hundred dollars on the way.
Thank you so much for listening to us. Hold on
one second. Okay, good job, guys. Nice I mean, how fun?
How fun is that using the word nutsack? Yeah, I'm nice. Well,
thanks to Northwall Health, we are celebrating men's health awareness
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a month all during the month of November. We're raising
money supporting Florina Cancer Center. Please do whatever you can.
Go to northwll dot edu, slash Elvis and do it today.