Daily Game: Match Game!

We play the match game from the boardwalk at Jumpstart to Summer!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Let's play a game with Elvis Duran in the morning show.
Let's play match game there any time? Is it time
to match the stars? Okay, well, now we'll take it
away the worst game show host of the world straight met.
Thank you so much, Elvis Duran. I appreciate that.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
So we've got two wonderful contestants from the crowd here
at Jacobson.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
We've got Jackie for freehold New Jersey. Hello, Jackie, got Jackie?
Is it true? Jackie? You're taking in Norwegian Cruise Lane?
When are you gonna be on Norwegian Cruising around September?
Where are you going? Oh? Nice? Oh god? I want
to go with you. You're gonna love it well. Playing
against you is Rob. Rob is from Denville and he

(00:48):
is a special skill. Do you want to share your
special skill with the kids? I can solve a Rubert
Shuben about a minute. Yeah, he says that because he
knows that we don't have a rub do it? You
can tell me in the microphone how you learn how
to do this? YouTube? Absolutely YouTube university. Man. All right,

(01:09):
does anyone have a Rubb's Cube? I'm gonna start carrying one.
I dare you to admit you have a ruby's cube.
That's the shore. Where's that coming from? Whether there's a squeal,
I don't know that. Dogs are running in from miles
around close to you. Anyways, Now time to see if
you can match the stars. Unfortunately we have no stars
here today, so it's gonna be It's gonna be us.

(01:31):
All right, well you kind of match yourself. Are you
guys ready when you start with Jackie? All right, here
we go, Jackie. The swimsuits are getting tighter and smaller
every year, making our friend Petit Pete very insecure. Petit
Pete is so insecure about his small bathing suit he

(01:53):
stuffs his speedo with a blank. All right, think about
that answer. We need some thinking music. Do you have
that ready? Again? The swimsuits, as you know, we're getting
tighter and smaller every year. Our friend Petit Pete is
so insecure he's gonna stuff this year. He's gonna stuff
his speedo with a blank. All right, did you guys

(02:15):
write on your answer? Is Froggy playing in Jacksonville? Like
I don't know? Yeah? Oh yeah, good good Froggy? Okay,
good good goo good? All right there, Jackie, Here we go.
The swimsuits getting tighter and smaller. Our friend, Petit Pete
is so so insecure about his look and his speedo.
He's gonna stuff it this year with a blank. What
is your answer? A banana answer? All right, well, let's

(02:40):
see a few massive stars. Will start with Danielle. Danielle,
Petit Pete this year stuffing a speedo with a sorry. Okay, well,
bananas are year round, all right, we're looking for bananas,
straight Nate, Petite Pete, we're looking for bananas. But this
year he's stuffing his speed with a.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Well, just peel me because I said banana.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
There you go, all right, Rob is getting dangerous. Uh, froggy, froggy.
Petit Pete is so insecure about his little speedo this
year he's gonna stuff it with a I got banana.
My god, Jackie are cleaning up h scary. Yes, Petit
Pete this year is stuffing his speedo with a cucumber.

(03:31):
Oh man, yeah, wrong, fruit. We do remember cucumbers are fruit. Gandhi, gandhi.
We're looking for banana. What is Petite Pete stuffing a
speedo with? I said egg plant. It made sense to
me because of the emoji is our favorite emoji yeah,
all right, Well you got two points or three to

(03:52):
nobody sets sausage, So sausage. It's kind of a stand,
I guess, or a corn on the cop? Are you stoned?
All right, Jackie? You have two points, which in this
film with us is a lot. Yeah, let's go talk
to Rob. Hey, Rob, all right, you ready for yours?

(04:13):
I'm right, don't give us the antrimutely give the stars
a moment to write them down. Jersey Jina, I'm sorry,
it's Jersey. Gina is so New Jersey, New Jersey. Jersey.

(04:37):
Gina is so New Jersey that she refuses to leave
the bar with the guy unless he buys her a
drink and a blank. Think it through, think think about Jersey.
I mean you're from Denville, so you're from Jersey Jersey, Gina.
Damn very new Jersey. Danielle, you're okay, okay, yeah, everything

(04:57):
Jersey Gina is so New Jersey. She refused to leave
the bar with a guy unless he buys her a
drink and a blank. A Jersey type things? All right,
Froggy store writing down his answer? Anyone thinking which which
very Jersey. I don't know what happened one? Okay? Well,
this is I don't know. This doesn't look good, this

(05:20):
is not burned well for you, Rob, No one can
get the answer. Banana, buy you a drink and a banana, Banana,
daniel Are you guys ready, yeah, all right, Rob, Jersey
Gina is so New Jersey. She's so new Jersey. She
refuses to leave the bar with a guy unless he

(05:42):
buys her a drink and a Taylor and Megan, here
you go. I tear him egg and she why you
don't know? I had done? And then I changed my answer.
That's no back, I don't know. Okay, So let's check
and see what the stars said there, Rob, hey, Danielle
Jersey Gina is so Jersey. She never loves the bar

(06:03):
with a guy unless he has an advisor, a drink
and a boattox, a boat talk, a drink and a
boattox Any Jersey girls his boat talks out here? Are
you happy? Are you sad?

Speaker 3 (06:20):
We can't tell you? You look fatulous? And you got
some fillers in your lips? Amazing, amazing guy. Okay, so
she's expressionless Jersey Gina never leaves the bar with a
guy unless advisor, a drink, and a what mate.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
I said pork row, am, but do you say his
is in the form of a sandwich? Whatever I say
pork crow counts. If this is crazy, I know all right, Froggy,

(06:59):
froggy Jersey. Gina, so New Jersey, never leaves the bar
with a guy unless he buys her a drink and
a shorehouse. That's awesome. I want to go to that bar.
That could happen today, Jakes, all right, we still have
one point for you, Robins. Keep going Scary Jersey. Gina

(07:20):
is so Jersey. She never leaves the bar with a
guy unless he buys her a drink and uh tailor
Hannah and Cheese the kaiser roll. This is wild. There's
got to be a kaiser roll. John. She only knows Gandhi.
He now lives in Jersey, but she hasn't been there long.
Let's see how you do. Okay, we're looking for Taylor,

(07:43):
Ham and Cheese on a on a roll, Gandhi Jersey.
Gina is so New Jersey. She refuses to leave the
bar with the guy unless he buys her a drink
and uh a bottle of hairspring. Answer. I just you
guys to know you're playing for a very special prize.
You're you're playing for what's in my pants? Yeah? What

(08:09):
do we do with the tie You got to stay?
You got a tireaker, You have a tie breaker if
you want to try the type.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
Okay, here we go. Oh this is not good. How
do we do a tiebreaker? Well, they both answer, will see. Okay,
Well then we just don't deal with it.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
Penalty shot. That should be a fight to the desk.
All right, okay, So any fans of Jersey Shore, the
game the Jersey Shore, remember them anyway? How old are they?
The cast of Jersey Shore. They're so old that g
t L used to stand for Jim ten and laundry.

(08:47):
Now it stands for Jareditol, tombs and blank. Oh this
is a time breakers one. Gt L for Jersey shorecast
used to stand for Jim ten and law. Now they're
so old it stands for Jareditol, tombs and blank. Okay.
I love how we're calling them ancient and I'm twice
their age. So there's that. So we're looking for something

(09:12):
that old people use with the letter L. Okay, wait, Rob,
you already ready? Rob's ready? Are you guys writing down?
I'm still thinking? Okay? Well, okay, can you think fat Froggy,
you're almost ready? Yeah? Okay? Are we ready? Yeah? Are
we ready? We lock? Okay? Did you have them write

(09:34):
their answers down? I did? Okay, So the cast of
Jersey Shore is so old? How old are they? There's
so old? The g t L, which used to stand
for Jim Tann and laundry, now stands for Jareditol, tombs
and blank. We'll start with Jackie. What is your what's
Jackie's answer? Okay? Okay, now Rob, what is your answer? Jims? Okay,

(10:02):
here we go cast your Jersey Store so old. GTL
used to stand for Jim tan laundry. Now it stands
for Jared Old, Tom's and blank. What is your answer?
Danielle laying down? That's good fun except for me. Nailed

(10:22):
it chosen, Latine. These are all good answers, so straight
eight Jim Tann and laundry is what Jersey store? He
used to gt L. Now the GTL stands for I had. Wow,
you're so proud of that. I did I take them? Hey, Froggy, Froggy.

(10:43):
G t L used to stand for Jim Tann laundry
for the Jersey Shore Cash. Now it's cast. Now it
stands for Jim Tan and what it smelled. That's okay,
all right, excuy Yeah, g T. I used to stand
for Jim Tan laundry. Now for the Jersey shortcast it

(11:06):
stands for Jared tal Toms and Lipatore. That's a good
answer answer. And finally we go to Gandhi, Gandhi gt
O cast. I mean the Jersey Shortcast is the old cast.
I can't talk. I'm not even I don't even have
a shot yet, canceled a shot. That's the problem.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
G T.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
I used to stand for Jim Tan laundry for the
cast of Jersey Shore. Now it stands for Jared tal
Toms and I said Cane, I had to look at
what it was after I were down anti shaping. Jo's
a good answer. I'm sorry as I like laying down,

(11:48):
GTL going to lay down there you go. Blacks of
Tims is the winner. So Jackie did Jackie win? Jackie
win Jackie? If he wins, what's in my pass