September 19, 2024 • 8 mins
Can you match what the stars in the room are thinking... wait... where are the stars?
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mark as Played
Transcript
Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:01):
Let's play a game with Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Let's get this going. Have you heard us play match
game before? Of course, of course. I love you guys,
I love you guys, thank you, And I think everyone's
heard us play it because we just don't come up
with new games other than you know, Gandhi comes up
(00:21):
with the new ones every day anyway. All right, So Christine,
just to remind everyone else, I'm going to read out
a sentence and there's going to be a blank in there.
You think about what most of these morons are going
to say, and okay, idiots, and you try to match
(00:41):
as many of them as possible. Okay, here we go.
Horny Harriet. She celebrates fall because it's the sexiest season,
according to her, but instead of carving pumpkins, Horny Harriet
likes to carve blank. Just think about it. Don't answer
quite yet. Horny Harriet loves fall, it's the sexiest season
(01:07):
to her, but instead of carving pumpkins like the rest
of us, Horny Harriet is carving blank plural. Alright, I
guess let's see what's like to carve. Yeah, think it through.
Don't don't entry yet, don't entry yet she's not answer yet.
Mm hmm. See she's horny Harriet. Which okay are you doing? Okay? Answer?
(01:30):
I think so. All right, Froggy, you're in, You're good. Yeah, yeah,
I'll be done. Okay, here we go. Horny Harriet celebrates
fall and she thinks it's the sexiest season. But instead
of carving pumpkins, her horny Harriet carves blank uh Gandhi,
what is she carving? Oh? No, no, are you you?
I mean you, Christine? Give us what is horny Harriet carving?
(01:54):
All right, hold on, I'm still thinking about this. I'm
still thinking. Well, she's horny and she's carving things. So
hmm it's almost winter, horny, horny and Harry. We could
come back to this, Christine. We must have an answer.
(02:15):
What do you think rather than pumpkins, Horny Harriet is
carving those things that horny people would carve? Come on scene.
You got this. I got this, I know, I know,
I know. I got so much going through my mind
throwing what's the dirtiest, most foul thing you can think of?
The uh that's cucumbers. Cucumbers? Okay, all right, all right,
(02:42):
all right, all right, okay, Gandhy Horny Harriet celebrating fall.
She thinks it's a sexy season. Instead of carving pumpkins,
she's carving how about a nice roast beef? Roast beef?
That's not it? Okay, all right, I think we're on
our way. Hey, Froggy, Corny Harriet not carving pumpkins. She's carving.
(03:08):
I got wieners. There's shape like cucumbers. But all right, Christine,
we're looking for cucumbers. Danielle, Corny Harriet is carving. Oh boy, okay,
all right, that counts. Yeah, but that would be like
(03:28):
really frightening. I'm sorry, Charon gave you one of those.
You're absolutely right, Hey, Nate, she's carving. Oh what? Oh no,
just maybe probably not. I said, play you know what.
(03:50):
That's closed. They're all at the produce stand and finally,
Scary Horny Harriet not carving pumpkins. She's carving salamis. Alright,
we don't have a match, but we don't have a
match yet, so it's gonna happen. Sorry, what do you
Because when I heard carving, I thought they had like
(04:11):
a piece of wood and they were carving something into
the wood. No, pumpkin, let's move on to No, not
at all. Let's just move on, though, shall we. I
just think of you're mutilating someone's body. Sorry, Brandon, Hi, Brandon,
(04:38):
how you doing? Brandon? You ready to try this? Yeah?
We'll give it a shot. All right. Good sounds like
you're ready to go. So Benny the barista, he's not
your normal coffee shop employee. He's a hardcore Italion. Now
you don't he doesn't make pumpkin spice lattes. He makes
(04:59):
boy spice lattes. All right, think that through. Don't answer yet.
He's very Italian. Isn't gonna do pumpkin spice lattes. But
being Italian, he's gonna do blank spiced lattes. Just think
it through for a second while the Daniel writes them
some weird answer. I got this one, right, I thank you?
(05:21):
All right, I'm thinking it through. If you know your
Italian stuff? How are we doing? We're good? All right,
here we go. All right, it's time for your answer, Brandon.
Benny the barista not your normal coffee shop employee. He's
a hardcore Italian. He doesn't make pumpkin spice lttes. He
makes blank spice lattes. What is your answer. Yeah, I
want to say Italian spice lattes. Okay, okay, well it
(05:44):
makes sense because he's Italian brand. All right, all right,
let's go around the room looking for Italian. He didn't least,
he didn't say penises. We're there. He's good with that. Hey, uh, yes,
Benny the barista, hardcore Italian. Doesn't make pumpkin spice loattes.
(06:05):
He makes blank spice lattes. I said, how about long hots?
That's Italian? Isn't it long hots spicy? It's a long
hot peppers. Oh, I didn't Sorry, you didn't say penis. Hey, froggy, froggy.
Instead of making he's hard core Italian, keeps it in mind.
(06:27):
Instead of making pumpkin spice lottes, he makes blank spice lattes.
I got the big brazoles spice. Is that count Italian?
That's very you know, I mean, like, is it a spy?
It's not really a spice, but moving it on. Hey, Danielle,
he's Italian. He's not making pumpkin spict he's making there
(06:50):
you go, hey, going well done. I don't think we
have a match yet. This is fun early Hello there,
straight mate? Yeah, Benny the Barista is hardcore Italian. He's
not making pumpkin spice lattes. He's making blank spice. Looking
(07:13):
for Italian could be okay, moving on, its scary. He's
making what spice lattes? Once again, Saloni Daniel wats each other.
That doesn't count. All right, Well I tell you, let's
go ahead and call it a draw. Hold on to
(07:35):
a tie break breaker, hold on, hold on, Brandon, don't
leave it. Snow's in hell. Sometimes you got to cut bait.
As they say, what would your answer have been Italian? No? No,
I would do like like whatever. All they were all
great answers. Somebody should have like garlic. We should have
(07:56):
gone pizza pizza. Can we get our money back for
today's show? All right? Look at Froggy, he's falling asleep.
I thought Joel was my favorite answer, Thank you? I
know you like? Alami was a close second. All right,
Well we're gonna take him break a penis. You didn't
like that. Nobody likes beef. I thought that was great.
(08:20):
That was a different contest. All right, let's move on.
Let's play a game with Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Let's get this going. Have you heard us play match
game before? Of course, of course. I love you guys,
I love you guys, thank you, And I think everyone's
heard us play it because we just don't come up
with new games other than you know, Gandhi comes up
(00:21):
with the new ones every day anyway. All right, So Christine,
just to remind everyone else, I'm going to read out
a sentence and there's going to be a blank in there.
You think about what most of these morons are going
to say, and okay, idiots, and you try to match
(00:41):
as many of them as possible. Okay, here we go.
Horny Harriet. She celebrates fall because it's the sexiest season,
according to her, but instead of carving pumpkins, Horny Harriet
likes to carve blank. Just think about it. Don't answer
quite yet. Horny Harriet loves fall, it's the sexiest season
(01:07):
to her, but instead of carving pumpkins like the rest
of us, Horny Harriet is carving blank plural. Alright, I
guess let's see what's like to carve. Yeah, think it through.
Don't don't entry yet, don't entry yet she's not answer yet.
Mm hmm. See she's horny Harriet. Which okay are you doing? Okay? Answer?
(01:30):
I think so. All right, Froggy, you're in, You're good. Yeah, yeah,
I'll be done. Okay, here we go. Horny Harriet celebrates
fall and she thinks it's the sexiest season. But instead
of carving pumpkins, her horny Harriet carves blank uh Gandhi,
what is she carving? Oh? No, no, are you you?
I mean you, Christine? Give us what is horny Harriet carving?
(01:54):
All right, hold on, I'm still thinking about this. I'm
still thinking. Well, she's horny and she's carving things. So
hmm it's almost winter, horny, horny and Harry. We could
come back to this, Christine. We must have an answer.
(02:15):
What do you think rather than pumpkins, Horny Harriet is
carving those things that horny people would carve? Come on scene.
You got this. I got this, I know, I know,
I know. I got so much going through my mind
throwing what's the dirtiest, most foul thing you can think of?
The uh that's cucumbers. Cucumbers? Okay, all right, all right,
(02:42):
all right, all right, okay, Gandhy Horny Harriet celebrating fall.
She thinks it's a sexy season. Instead of carving pumpkins,
she's carving how about a nice roast beef? Roast beef?
That's not it? Okay, all right, I think we're on
our way. Hey, Froggy, Corny Harriet not carving pumpkins. She's carving.
(03:08):
I got wieners. There's shape like cucumbers. But all right, Christine,
we're looking for cucumbers. Danielle, Corny Harriet is carving. Oh boy, okay,
all right, that counts. Yeah, but that would be like
(03:28):
really frightening. I'm sorry, Charon gave you one of those.
You're absolutely right, Hey, Nate, she's carving. Oh what? Oh no,
just maybe probably not. I said, play you know what.
(03:50):
That's closed. They're all at the produce stand and finally,
Scary Horny Harriet not carving pumpkins. She's carving salamis. Alright,
we don't have a match, but we don't have a
match yet, so it's gonna happen. Sorry, what do you
Because when I heard carving, I thought they had like
(04:11):
a piece of wood and they were carving something into
the wood. No, pumpkin, let's move on to No, not
at all. Let's just move on, though, shall we. I
just think of you're mutilating someone's body. Sorry, Brandon, Hi, Brandon,
(04:38):
how you doing? Brandon? You ready to try this? Yeah?
We'll give it a shot. All right. Good sounds like
you're ready to go. So Benny the barista, he's not
your normal coffee shop employee. He's a hardcore Italion. Now
you don't he doesn't make pumpkin spice lattes. He makes
(04:59):
boy spice lattes. All right, think that through. Don't answer yet.
He's very Italian. Isn't gonna do pumpkin spice lattes. But
being Italian, he's gonna do blank spiced lattes. Just think
it through for a second while the Daniel writes them
some weird answer. I got this one, right, I thank you?
(05:21):
All right, I'm thinking it through. If you know your
Italian stuff? How are we doing? We're good? All right,
here we go. All right, it's time for your answer, Brandon.
Benny the barista not your normal coffee shop employee. He's
a hardcore Italian. He doesn't make pumpkin spice lttes. He
makes blank spice lattes. What is your answer. Yeah, I
want to say Italian spice lattes. Okay, okay, well it
(05:44):
makes sense because he's Italian brand. All right, all right,
let's go around the room looking for Italian. He didn't least,
he didn't say penises. We're there. He's good with that. Hey, uh, yes,
Benny the barista, hardcore Italian. Doesn't make pumpkin spice loattes.
(06:05):
He makes blank spice lattes. I said, how about long hots?
That's Italian? Isn't it long hots spicy? It's a long
hot peppers. Oh, I didn't Sorry, you didn't say penis. Hey, froggy, froggy.
Instead of making he's hard core Italian, keeps it in mind.
(06:27):
Instead of making pumpkin spice lottes, he makes blank spice lattes.
I got the big brazoles spice. Is that count Italian?
That's very you know, I mean, like, is it a spy?
It's not really a spice, but moving it on. Hey, Danielle,
he's Italian. He's not making pumpkin spict he's making there
(06:50):
you go, hey, going well done. I don't think we
have a match yet. This is fun early Hello there,
straight mate? Yeah, Benny the Barista is hardcore Italian. He's
not making pumpkin spice lattes. He's making blank spice. Looking
(07:13):
for Italian could be okay, moving on, its scary. He's
making what spice lattes? Once again, Saloni Daniel wats each other.
That doesn't count. All right, Well I tell you, let's
go ahead and call it a draw. Hold on to
(07:35):
a tie break breaker, hold on, hold on, Brandon, don't
leave it. Snow's in hell. Sometimes you got to cut bait.
As they say, what would your answer have been Italian? No? No,
I would do like like whatever. All they were all
great answers. Somebody should have like garlic. We should have
(07:56):
gone pizza pizza. Can we get our money back for
today's show? All right? Look at Froggy, he's falling asleep.
I thought Joel was my favorite answer, Thank you? I
know you like? Alami was a close second. All right,
Well we're gonna take him break a penis. You didn't
like that. Nobody likes beef. I thought that was great.
(08:20):
That was a different contest. All right, let's move on.
Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND News
Popular Podcasts
Good Game with Sarah Spain
Good Game is your one-stop shop for the biggest stories in women’s sports. Every day, host Sarah Spain gives you the stories, stakes, stars and stats to keep up with your favorite women’s teams, leagues and athletes. Through thoughtful insight, witty banter, and an all around good time, Sarah and friends break down the latest news, talk about the games you can’t miss, and debate the issues of the day. Don’t miss interviews with the people of the moment, whether they be athletes, coaches, reporters, or celebrity fans.
Dateline NBC
Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations.
The Clay Travis and Buck Sexton Show
The Clay Travis and Buck Sexton Show. Clay Travis and Buck Sexton tackle the biggest stories in news, politics and current events with intelligence and humor. From the border crisis, to the madness of cancel culture and far-left missteps, Clay and Buck guide listeners through the latest headlines and hot topics with fun and entertaining conversations and opinions.