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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Let's play a game with Elvis Terran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
I think it's very important that we recognize a few
people on our show, maybe just one in particular, the
most manly. Who's now? Uh, well, I think you and Danielle.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Are Okay, Okay, It's.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Now time for mister Manley pageant. Now there are a
series of questions and comics between Danielle and Gandhi. With
all the men of the Morning Show, we will we
will crown mister Manley.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
People.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Why mister Manley doesn't have to be a man to
say it? But all right, so who's who are our contestants?
Go ahead, Gandhi, You're in charge, I.
Speaker 5 (00:53):
Would say, Froggy, you, Nate Scary.
Speaker 6 (00:57):
We should probably throw Diamond in the mix because raising there,
I would say, Danielle and myself.
Speaker 5 (01:03):
But we're we're listings, so we're going to take ourselves out.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Okay, daniel like Scottie, but I don't. We can hear him, No,
we can't hear him. Hey, Danielle, what are you looking for?
As far as the contestants go and the Mister Manley.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Pageant, I'm looking for the answer of these questions, honestly,
and I want you know, there are certain questions, you know,
maybe about things you do every day, maybe some manscaping questions,
maybe some vulnerability questions.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Yeah, yeah, I'll tell you what. You know what, if
you want to vote along as we go, you can
text your your pageant favorite at fifty five one hundred.
So well, we'll have the popular vote in the in
studio judge vote. All right, here we go, It's now
time for the Mister Manley pageant. Take it away.
Speaker 6 (01:47):
I have one one quick question. Since this is a pageant,
are we doing a bathing suit portion?
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Gentlemen?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Sure?
Speaker 5 (01:56):
All right, shake those shirts off?
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Baby?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Oh yet?
Speaker 7 (02:01):
All right, Daniel, you go first with your first Okay, So,
first question, if you were stuck on the side of
the road, would you change the tire or do you
have to call someone to help you?
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Yeah, I would call someone to help me. But I
do know how to change a tire. But I'm a
man of convenience.
Speaker 6 (02:23):
Oh okay, okay, okay, okay, froggy.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
I would change a tire.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Okay, scary.
Speaker 8 (02:33):
I would sit in my car patiently and call BMW
roadside Assistance.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Okay, weird because you don't have a BMW that's kind
of strange to do.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
I'm Nathaniel.
Speaker 9 (02:44):
I would definitely change the tire, and in fact, I
would probably do it in record time.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
How about can we take away a point for conceitedness?
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Fuckiness curious who's going to come in second on this?
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Please? What about? How diamond is diamonds in here? Tomond
diamonds and.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
You hear what would you do? No, I'm calling my dad.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Maybe your maybe your dad should win the mister man,
he's not the room, all.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
Right, all right, So that round.
Speaker 6 (03:15):
Froggy got a point, Elvis got half a point, Nate
got negative two. Scary negative one, diamond negative one.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Alright, No, that's no.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
You don't get what you're driving now.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
This isn't a mister a whole contest. Shut up.
Speaker 6 (03:31):
Okay, if you have a cold, how many days do
you call off work, Froggy?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Well none.
Speaker 9 (03:39):
If you're capable of working from home, then you do
your job from home for you, that's not really A.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
Good man would say three or four days. So I
don't know about that. From Elvis, it.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Has to be a really really bad cold, but otherwise
I would be here.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
Okay, you're all saying you're here, Nate.
Speaker 9 (03:56):
Well, you don't want to get anybody else sick, so
as long as it takes until you're better.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
Wha okay, is going.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
To manly answer though people around me?
Speaker 5 (04:07):
Okay, scary?
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Oh hell, Zero, I never get sick.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
I know you will come in with I fought through COVID.
I was because you spread it to all of us.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Yeah, you thro this is this is not mister super
spread or pageant. You're taking a day off years.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
I don't know if that's a good diamond.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
I'm gonna piggyback off of what Nate said. Well, no,
I'm gonna wear a mask.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
How about that.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
I'm still gonna come in.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Okay, there you okay, Okay, we love you, Dimond, Okay,
then don't wear masks.
Speaker 7 (04:42):
My my Goshary, you're just losing out here, man, you
are just losing.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
Scar Daniel, go for it all right. We're at a bar.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
What do you order?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Hmmm? I would I want to say a beer, because
that's what you're looking for the many pageant, but I
usually order a martini. Okay, Frobby, Yeah, I definitely don't
win this one. What do you coke?
Speaker 9 (05:13):
Zero, Nate, Nate, what do you want I actually have
been doing bourbon on the rocks.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Oh, he gets points. He gets points for that one.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Wait a minute. He usually orders like a like a grasshopper.
He gets like milk transitions.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Okay, scary, scary, So.
Speaker 8 (05:34):
Have I class azul repisodo tequila on the rocks?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
One big rock?
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Please negative negative.
Speaker 7 (05:40):
Point negative, just douchebag diamond, scary diamond.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
What's your ans minus tequila, soda, three limes, carcass out.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Oh oh you went, you went.
Speaker 6 (05:55):
No, she didn't drop a name brand and you know,
oh my goodness, are right, gentlemen, if if a woman
is not around, how long does it take you to
find something that's right there?
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Ellis immediately immediately, Okay, okay, very nice, that's good.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
Scottie or Froggy.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
I got a call and ask where it is. I'm
gonna say immediately.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
As well, why is okay?
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Negative? Ye, scary.
Speaker 8 (06:31):
I live alone and so I basically have to find it,
and otherwise if I don't, I'm screwed.
Speaker 6 (06:38):
Okay, diamond immediately immediately, of course, because you're a woman.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
Just saying the other day, Brandon was looking for scissors. Scissors.
They were in front of his face and he was like,
I don't know, man, I don't know where they are.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
So wait a minute. So your logic is if we
fumble around for hours looking for it, then and more manly,
if you find I get that up.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
It's a lady trait.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Yeah, I got O got it all right?
Speaker 7 (07:02):
Ready.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
If I was mad at you and you didn't know why,
what would you do?
Speaker 2 (07:10):
I would ask you why you're mad at me?
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
And then I would say, you know, I can't read
your mind.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Okay, there you go.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
That's the manly things.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Points, froggy.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
I would wait for you to say things were fine,
and then I would just move on. Ya hit the
music he wanted answer, that's the perfect that is scary.
Speaker 8 (07:39):
I would call and try and reason it out and
get to the bottom of the situation.
Speaker 5 (07:42):
Whatever.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Okay, not manly, not only diamond. I would just leave
you alone. Okay, bye?
Speaker 5 (07:50):
Points all right, all right, very manly? Do we cry?
We have some some more? All right?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Two more? Okay?
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
How big is your heart, Elvis?
Speaker 2 (08:06):
How do you answer that?
Speaker 5 (08:07):
I don't know, that's up to you, mister man.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
I think I have a massive heart, as large as
the universe.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
Massive heart.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
How my heart is larger than whatever the other answers
are in the room.
Speaker 6 (08:19):
Mind's ten times a manly answer, Elvis, all right, Froggy,
my heart on is about the six to eight inches,
depends on how.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Things are going.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Oh god, that is such a guy answer.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Take actually answer and points for him.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Nate, mine's so big it's part cow. How about that one?
Speaker 5 (08:39):
It really is.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
It doesn't even sound right coming out of your mouth.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
Because he has a cow valve.
Speaker 8 (08:46):
Reconstructive something I've been told I'm endearing and loving and generous.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
I'm right behind Elvis on that.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
So it's they're putting yourself in second place.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
I'm pretty much that that's not what he says. You
have to to play by ten and that's mine. Maybe
I got half a heart half as much as el
and Diamond.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
She's heartless.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
I believe that actually she is.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Okay, all right, last question? How do you take your coffee?
Let's start with Nate.
Speaker 9 (09:15):
Oh boy, what color am I I'm pretty pale. That's
the same color as my coffee? I like it nice
and creamy.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
He's not kidding.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Okay, scary black, No sugar, okay, Elvis, just black and ice.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
You have like ice in there?
Speaker 2 (09:32):
I like ice, you know sometimes on ice in there
does it's black?
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Okay? Uh a Froggy black with sugar okay all right?
And Diamond hot skim milk, one sugar.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Okay, you lost your man points.
Speaker 5 (09:48):
Diamond is no man at all?
Speaker 3 (09:50):
All right?
Speaker 5 (09:51):
Who do you think was the winter here? Danielle for
your hours?
Speaker 1 (09:54):
I honestly think Froggie gets this. Yes, he makes those
man comments what a man would say.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
He does.
Speaker 6 (10:05):
Yeah, you're absolutely right, though if the ketchup was on
the counter, he'd call someone else to find it.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
That's it.
Speaker 5 (10:10):
Yeah, I think Froggy take this.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Yeah, but isn't it manly for me to agree that
Froggy is the manliest?
Speaker 5 (10:16):
Of course, very manly.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
So there you go, Froggy Honey.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
Speaks.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
See that's what That's what a man would say. Yeah,
everything you do you can't help, and everything you do,
even if you try not to be manly, it makes
you manly. Without Danielle and Gandhia would never have been
able to win this project. I'll say, you see, only
a man, a manly man would say, little ladies,