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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Let's play a game with Elvis Duran in the morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I left, I left the room and came back, and
here's what I heard Gandhi say. Ghani said, how about
for five thousand dollars, would you then drink that can
of tuna water.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
I'm like, what the hell? What did I walk into?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
So we're talking about eating tuna, and Froggy and Nate
were saying, we don't we don't like go into a
deli whatever. And there's tuna and it's been sitting out
in the edges of the kind of brown and crusty,
and there's water in the bottom.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
By the way, someone just texted and they're driving behind
a log truck right now.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
They're out there.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
That is scary anyway.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
So so it started going about what is going all about?
Speaker 3 (00:44):
What is your price?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
How about I gave you one thousand dollars to drink
the tuna water out of an old, crusty tin of tuna.
Speaker 5 (00:53):
No, no no tax, no shot cash, no tags.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Yeah, get a little higher than man. And what I
said was like, I don't even need the money, and
I would do it.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Just people, hold on, is it solid white alba core,
because then that's a cleaner.
Speaker 6 (01:07):
Can we go?
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Old tuna is not created equal.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
If crap in your mouth every day, I don't want
to hear that.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
It's on it if it's good tuna in oil, he does.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
He does have a good argument for Alba core. You guys,
remember that is that can?
Speaker 3 (01:26):
It was called Chicken of the Sea. Yeah, bumblebee?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Yeah, well it's star kissed. Well okay, hold on. And
there was that cartoon Charlie the Tuna. Charlie, Sorry, Charlie, Well,
I don't remember what the commercial when it was a kid,
this dumb little animated tuna.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Selling me Chicken of the Sea. What the hell is
going on here? Right, Charlie?
Speaker 2 (01:49):
But okay, so what is your price? This was the
good question. It's actually a statement from Gandhi. Everyone has
their price for almost every thing.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Yes, right, And it depends on your current financial sity
situation in what your price is?
Speaker 3 (02:01):
That is true.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
So he said to Froggy, what if would you take
a billion dollars if we chopped off your son's pinky
And he's like no, but but but Teddy offered his
wife's pinky.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Hands you kidding?
Speaker 5 (02:15):
If you get your son in here right now, and
you said, Dad passed up a billion dollars and all
you had to do is lose the tip of your pinky.
Your son would chop his own pinky.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
That's not the point, though, he would say, as long
as he gets some of the money, he would do it.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Kaiten, you know he could. That's in the hold on,
that's not That's not the challenge, right, not the challenge.
Speaker 6 (02:34):
It's not your son volunteers to give up part of
his pinky. It's you chop off your son's pinky. Like,
there's no way I would not take a billion dollars
to chop off my sister's pinky.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
Is not.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Guess what, No, I would take a billion dollars to
chop off your sister's pinky.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
I would kill you all. You will be mad it
staying for a minute.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
You'd be for your sister, and you know you'd be
upset and then you get over it.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
But didn't you get arrested for that?
Speaker 3 (02:57):
And then you wouldn't get the money because you didn't.
Speaker 6 (03:00):
We're not doing in.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Law here, are working here.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
I got one for Nate. Okay, what would you lick
the back of a urinal for one hundred grand? The
inside the inside, but the back, like not the bottom,
but the back which.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Urinals at a New York Giants game?
Speaker 5 (03:20):
One hundred grand cash crispdis Yes, yes, grand?
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Are you crazy? Yes? Tax free?
Speaker 5 (03:29):
You know what?
Speaker 4 (03:30):
You know?
Speaker 3 (03:30):
You wouldn't do it.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
I'll tell you why, because I'll be in there first
doing it.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
It's a challenge on you. Look down to my head's
already in the urinal.
Speaker 6 (03:40):
Wait, one hundred grand, I would do.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
That's scary as a good point though, is it tax free?
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Is it touch free? Yeah? That makes a different.
Speaker 6 (03:48):
I mean, if we're being real, we've all put our
mouths on worse we have.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Wait, I told you that story about Spencer right when
he was a little kid. We were in like Marshalls
or something, and he walks over to me and he's
like licking a lollipop and I go, but I know
I didn't give you that. Where did you get it?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
I found it on the floor, I see.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
And the next day he was throwing up. He was
so sick.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
I didn't make a penny on the floor at Marshals dumpkid?
Hell lower?
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Can he be? I love that a price?
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Oh yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:23):
People are texting you right now. They would drink to
tuna water for one hundred dollars.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Look at that.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Stop, here's another person saying a thousand dollars. I'd drink
it all day.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
All day.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Well maybe if you really like tuna, it's not a
big deal.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
No, that tuna water's got like mayo and it's warm.
Speaker 6 (04:39):
Probably it's a shot.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Here's daniel Danielle. Danielle.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
It's just hypothetical. Hypothetical, I tell you what for the
show the Daniells.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
In real life.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Okay, Froggie, could you please stop if you love me?
Speaker 6 (05:00):
Stop?
Speaker 2 (05:01):
So I texted into something about why I'm not gay,
but I would do that urinal thing. That doesn't mean
you're gay, Like, what is it? You're out of your
freaking mind, these people. I'm okay, Okay, here's what we're
gonna do. We have a deli downstairs. We're gonna get
some of that tuna tuna in the deli.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Please don't.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
We're gonna bring it upstairs.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
We're gonna put it in the refrigerator, and then tomorrow morning,
if any water is collected, I've got cash, and we're
gonna see who in this room is ready to make
some money.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
I have permission to stay out of the studio during
that segment.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Well I'm gonna be so said, Please don't make me
be e TM today Elvis. I'm in t e TM
is help. I can't wait it is. I like this.
Speaker 6 (05:48):
See this is why I couldn't be a billionaire, because
this is what I would do all day.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
I had a million dollars. What you can eat?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Do this with a college student once and give her
money to eat something she wouldn't eat.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
We gate she was a vegetar. Anyway, we get her
money to eat bacon. It was we still have the
Cuckoo Carle jingle. Turkey we did. We had live turkeys
and they ate turkeys.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
It was not nice. They didn't know.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
And Elliott was flipping flipping his cigarette ashes on them.
Here's what you didn't do that if you like it, Okay,
Cuckoo Carley was an intern. Here's the whole story right here.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Cuckoo Carly is an intern.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Here.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
She won't eat roast beef and she won't kill deer.
She has no money, but she sure is fun. But
Carly won't because she's had to tarry young. Carle says
I won't. Carley says, I don't like the takes.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Carly says, was at least a veggie burger, never had
a taste, And I felt guilty because we we actually
bribed her to eat bacon.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Yeah, because she needed the money's college student.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Uh, it was like fifty bucks high. She's called a student.
But the thing is it was the gateway drug. She
kept eating bacon and she I think she stopped being
a vegetarian after that bit.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Wow, it was aowerful. How do you keep the sleep
at night?
Speaker 4 (07:20):
I don't know so easily.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Let's get into the three things we need to know
from Gandhi. We have a thousand dollars free money fight. Hey,
what are you gonna do for this thousand dollars for
the free money phone? I'm lining up shot glasses right now?
What are we going to pour in these babies? Tunea
fish water Tomorrow in the show, we.
Speaker 6 (07:40):
Should do unknown shots, just a row abus.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
You don't know what I am sick to come tomorrow.
I am taking a sick day tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
You know, you know the pad on the bar, the
bartender has to use it. They pour all their You
pour that into Let's they call that monkey fart a
girl of farts.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Let's have a girl of.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
This, please, okay, all right, all right. Well that said,
I gotta bring some cash in tomorrow. I'll need a
guard with me.