December 3, 2024 • 8 mins
Andrew discusses his issue parking his car in the garage since every time he gets it back it smells like farts.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Today's Daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
What do you want to tell the story or do
you want to wait till he's here?
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Because it's an interesting story, we can bring it back,
So go ahead, okay, go ahead, tell the story.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
So Andrew parks in a garage near our building, and
we love the guys in the garage. They're amazing. I
won't say which one it is, and he and I
will trade off because we do like a little car share.
Sometimes sometimes he'll drive the car home, sometimes I will.
But without fail, every time one of the valets gives
us our car, there's a fart inside of it, a thick,
heavy fart he releases before the car comes back to it.
(00:37):
Every single time. It's fascinating.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Is it lingering from hours before? Or was it freshly laid?
I mean, what's going on there?
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Nothing about it is fresh, But it doesn't feel hold.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
On a gary. How can you eat breakfast when we're
talking about farting? It's mush pretty much. I'm okay with it.
I'm goody, okay, okay, thank you? So okay.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
So they're farting in the cars, they bring it down
to Vallet you know, to let you drive home and
it smells like a freshly farting car.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
It's yeah, and it's it's one of those farts that
you're like, what was this a protein shake?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Like? What was going on here?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Because oh, oh I feel it in my lungs. It's bad.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
So a lot of people who work for valet parking
and garages and stuff around the city, they listen to
our show. Yeah, and so maybe someone who is in
the business can call us and shine some light on this.
I mean, don't you you couldn't you wait and you
could wait until you get out of the car, right
or or is it planted on purpose? That's my question?
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Okay, so that's our big question. Have we done something
to cross this guy? Both of us tip. I don't
know what it would be to upset him. I but
it's bad, it's and it's almost every time it's a
rough one.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Right. So he's driving in now, Andrew's driving in now.
So today you're guaranteed a fart in the car? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Probably?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
All right? Oh you have you have on the phone?
Hi Andrew?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Hi, good morning?
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Hi.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
So is Gandhi exaggerating this or is it really true?
Every single time?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
You get into your car, it smells like someone late later,
fresh one from the one guy.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
I do not know what this man eats. I don't
know what. That's a matter. We don't have to analyze.
We don't just send this to the lab. You know
what I'm saying. I'm just saying, this is happening. We're wondering,
why do you think it's a fetish? Maybe like the
guy likes farting in cars, like it's the thing. Maybe
you know there's weird fetishers out there. I know that, Danielle.
(02:29):
I'm starting to think it is because I feel like
i also and maybe I'm just thinking this now. I
feel like he gives like a devilish smile, like enjoy
the rest of your day. That's like you know what
you did?
Speaker 4 (02:38):
You know?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Maybe so some people are texting in some ideas.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Maybe it's not uh flatulence, Maybe he's got stinky feet or.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Something or not he This is not he. It's feat Okay,
this comes from ass.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Yes, it's wold like it's I think it's one of
those things where there's just like a slight tinge of
green smoke in the car.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
You're like, oh god, and it like burns your eyes. Yeah, man,
hold on burning?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Yeah, yeah, yes, scary if that was your mush by
the way, you know I paused mid mush because okay, good, Okay,
what's your thought here?
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Scary? I question? Yes, you say you tip, but how
well do you? Guys tip? Because there's a valid question.
Dollar a day ain't gonna do it?
Speaker 3 (03:21):
No, we actually the two of us will double tip
because Andrew will tip, and then I'll still tip.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Okay, what are you tipping? Maybe be so bold and
asked that, Yeah, you tipping.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
I feel like it's like five bucks a day for me.
Whenever I get it, it's five bucks. And then Andrew
does it too.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Oh that's more than enough. Yeah really, Oh I tipped
like a twenty. I don't wan anyone farting in my car.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Hell, I don't take every day. I usually tip like
once or twice a week a bigger amount.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Okay, just leave.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Yeah, I want my car to smell like a dozen
roses or something. Well, okay, so.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Can we monitor this because you're driving in right now?
Are you about to park your car in that garage?
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Correct? Yes, okay, and I will let you know tomorrow
if somebody yeah, if it's if it ain't good. That's
that's all. I'll say.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Well, can you just like roll recording on your iPhone
and just kind of chase someone down like a shame
on you, like a shame on you?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Uh, what is that? What is that? Shame on you? You?
It's shame on pooh, well, shame on. No, shame on you.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
On channel whatever where they have the the investigative reporter
like a microphone, shame on you.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
We're out in front of the garage today.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
We're about to ask this gentleman who just brought our
car if he laid a big, juicy fart in.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
They're like, sir, sir, may I have a may have
a moment, Yes you, sir, may have a moment with you.
I want to Can you do that? Absolutely? I love
I would love to be an investigative journalize the bottom
of this.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
The bottom.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
I love that. We have no problem. We have no problem.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
We have no problem eating food while talking about farts.
Look at froggies over there devouring some food. Yeah, Fox,
don't bother me.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Yeah, you guys haven't been around this one.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
I'm telling you.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
They bother me. If it's Mine'm okay with I don't
want anyone else's yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Yeah, I know this one. It's just not good. It's okay,
all right.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Right, I think we've we've we've gone to the end
of this rope. Let's let's just monitor the situation. If
you can record the guy and I know you're gonna crumble.
You're not gonna be You're not gonna be aggressive that
you're your questioning.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
This is the biggest journalistic feet of my life. I'm
on it.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Can I just say one more thing on this?
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Real?
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Sure it won't be gross if, in fact, it is
a fetish and he's like leaving it and chuckling like
ha ha, you guys are gonna revel in this. I'm
flattered that it's the two of us because he cannot
have that saved up for everybody all day.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
But to be targeted, You're you're making it all about you,
You and Andrew, Andrew, he loves us because he's well,
how do you know he loves you because he's farting
in our car every day?
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Just for's car. But it's this car.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
But if it's every day, I mean the frequency is
how many times per week?
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Four or five times a week?
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Yeah, it's I mean, it's he gets the car, so
it's not always him, but when he brings the car,
it's like, yep, there he had a fart.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Ye see, I've never heard of party on demand though.
He's like, oh, he'll come to you. Oh no, no, no,
you can do that. Oh, thank you. I know I can.
But I know somebody who could. Look, you just woke up, froggy.
I do I know somebody? You could tell them they
do it? Do it, they can do it.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Okay, here comes the Ford Temple.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Let me threw it up. All right, well, thank you, Andrew,
store him up. He must be storing him up. That's weird.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
The yeah, all right, thank you, Andrew, will see you soon.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
That's a talent that could help me meet the wizard.
Oh god, I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Hey, you know speaking of cars in New York City,
do you guys remember Cocaine car wash?
Speaker 3 (06:54):
What I know.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
I think it was in the village somewhere in downtown.
It's no longer there, and it's way before our time.
What's that name for West Upper West, like fifty yearside?
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Right?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Oh, you're right, you're right on the West Side Highway
as you told me. Yeah. Yeah, So the rumor has it.
It wasn't remember.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
I have know people who were old enough to remember
the day you would drive through this car wash and
then you'd always pay a little extra and they'd leave
cocaine in your and you're like ashtray. They call it
cocaine car wash, cocaine car wash. The problem is, and
this is where it all went to hell, is you
know these guys aren't they're not very smart doing this thing.
They got caught because they put it in the wrong car.
(07:36):
So people were like, oh, look so they got busted.
So cocaine car washes no.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Longer packet of sugar from my coffee.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Yeah right, it's just Also, you know another thing about
New York City and cars, gas stations. You know the
typical gas station where you just ding dang ding ding
and drive up to pumps. It's kind of unusual New
York City because we don't have room for those. They
have garages. You actually pulled into a garage and pulled
into a parking space and they'll gash you up.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
They still have those two right. Scary.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
It's like it's such a New York thing driving in
New York City, parking valet, parking, people farting in your cars,
Cocade in your estray.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
We gotta get rid of cars here. This isn't cement.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
They're trying.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
They're trying to they are They're trying their best.
Today's Daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
What do you want to tell the story or do
you want to wait till he's here?
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Because it's an interesting story, we can bring it back,
So go ahead, okay, go ahead, tell the story.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
So Andrew parks in a garage near our building, and
we love the guys in the garage. They're amazing. I
won't say which one it is, and he and I
will trade off because we do like a little car share.
Sometimes sometimes he'll drive the car home, sometimes I will.
But without fail, every time one of the valets gives
us our car, there's a fart inside of it, a thick,
heavy fart he releases before the car comes back to it.
(00:37):
Every single time. It's fascinating.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Is it lingering from hours before? Or was it freshly laid?
I mean, what's going on there?
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Nothing about it is fresh, But it doesn't feel hold.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
On a gary. How can you eat breakfast when we're
talking about farting? It's mush pretty much. I'm okay with it.
I'm goody, okay, okay, thank you? So okay.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
So they're farting in the cars, they bring it down
to Vallet you know, to let you drive home and
it smells like a freshly farting car.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
It's yeah, and it's it's one of those farts that
you're like, what was this a protein shake?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Like? What was going on here?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Because oh, oh I feel it in my lungs. It's bad.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
So a lot of people who work for valet parking
and garages and stuff around the city, they listen to
our show. Yeah, and so maybe someone who is in
the business can call us and shine some light on this.
I mean, don't you you couldn't you wait and you
could wait until you get out of the car, right
or or is it planted on purpose? That's my question?
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Okay, so that's our big question. Have we done something
to cross this guy? Both of us tip. I don't
know what it would be to upset him. I but
it's bad, it's and it's almost every time it's a
rough one.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Right. So he's driving in now, Andrew's driving in now.
So today you're guaranteed a fart in the car? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Probably?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
All right? Oh you have you have on the phone?
Hi Andrew?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Hi, good morning?
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Hi.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
So is Gandhi exaggerating this or is it really true?
Every single time?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
You get into your car, it smells like someone late later,
fresh one from the one guy.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
I do not know what this man eats. I don't
know what. That's a matter. We don't have to analyze.
We don't just send this to the lab. You know
what I'm saying. I'm just saying, this is happening. We're wondering,
why do you think it's a fetish? Maybe like the
guy likes farting in cars, like it's the thing. Maybe
you know there's weird fetishers out there. I know that, Danielle.
(02:29):
I'm starting to think it is because I feel like
i also and maybe I'm just thinking this now. I
feel like he gives like a devilish smile, like enjoy
the rest of your day. That's like you know what
you did?
Speaker 4 (02:38):
You know?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Maybe so some people are texting in some ideas.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Maybe it's not uh flatulence, Maybe he's got stinky feet or.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Something or not he This is not he. It's feat Okay,
this comes from ass.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Yes, it's wold like it's I think it's one of
those things where there's just like a slight tinge of
green smoke in the car.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
You're like, oh god, and it like burns your eyes. Yeah, man,
hold on burning?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Yeah, yeah, yes, scary if that was your mush by
the way, you know I paused mid mush because okay, good, Okay,
what's your thought here?
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Scary? I question? Yes, you say you tip, but how
well do you? Guys tip? Because there's a valid question.
Dollar a day ain't gonna do it?
Speaker 3 (03:21):
No, we actually the two of us will double tip
because Andrew will tip, and then I'll still tip.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Okay, what are you tipping? Maybe be so bold and
asked that, Yeah, you tipping.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
I feel like it's like five bucks a day for me.
Whenever I get it, it's five bucks. And then Andrew
does it too.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Oh that's more than enough. Yeah really, Oh I tipped
like a twenty. I don't wan anyone farting in my car.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Hell, I don't take every day. I usually tip like
once or twice a week a bigger amount.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Okay, just leave.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Yeah, I want my car to smell like a dozen
roses or something. Well, okay, so.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Can we monitor this because you're driving in right now?
Are you about to park your car in that garage?
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Correct? Yes, okay, and I will let you know tomorrow
if somebody yeah, if it's if it ain't good. That's
that's all. I'll say.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Well, can you just like roll recording on your iPhone
and just kind of chase someone down like a shame
on you, like a shame on you?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Uh, what is that? What is that? Shame on you? You?
It's shame on pooh, well, shame on. No, shame on you.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
On channel whatever where they have the the investigative reporter
like a microphone, shame on you.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
We're out in front of the garage today.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
We're about to ask this gentleman who just brought our
car if he laid a big, juicy fart in.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
They're like, sir, sir, may I have a may have
a moment, Yes you, sir, may have a moment with you.
I want to Can you do that? Absolutely? I love
I would love to be an investigative journalize the bottom
of this.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
The bottom.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
I love that. We have no problem. We have no problem.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
We have no problem eating food while talking about farts.
Look at froggies over there devouring some food. Yeah, Fox,
don't bother me.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Yeah, you guys haven't been around this one.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
I'm telling you.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
They bother me. If it's Mine'm okay with I don't
want anyone else's yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Yeah, I know this one. It's just not good. It's okay,
all right.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Right, I think we've we've we've gone to the end
of this rope. Let's let's just monitor the situation. If
you can record the guy and I know you're gonna crumble.
You're not gonna be You're not gonna be aggressive that
you're your questioning.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
This is the biggest journalistic feet of my life. I'm
on it.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Can I just say one more thing on this?
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Real?
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Sure it won't be gross if, in fact, it is
a fetish and he's like leaving it and chuckling like
ha ha, you guys are gonna revel in this. I'm
flattered that it's the two of us because he cannot
have that saved up for everybody all day.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
But to be targeted, You're you're making it all about you,
You and Andrew, Andrew, he loves us because he's well,
how do you know he loves you because he's farting
in our car every day?
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Just for's car. But it's this car.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
But if it's every day, I mean the frequency is
how many times per week?
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Four or five times a week?
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Yeah, it's I mean, it's he gets the car, so
it's not always him, but when he brings the car,
it's like, yep, there he had a fart.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Ye see, I've never heard of party on demand though.
He's like, oh, he'll come to you. Oh no, no, no,
you can do that. Oh, thank you. I know I can.
But I know somebody who could. Look, you just woke up, froggy.
I do I know somebody? You could tell them they
do it? Do it, they can do it.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Okay, here comes the Ford Temple.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Let me threw it up. All right, well, thank you, Andrew,
store him up. He must be storing him up. That's weird.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
The yeah, all right, thank you, Andrew, will see you soon.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
That's a talent that could help me meet the wizard.
Oh god, I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Hey, you know speaking of cars in New York City,
do you guys remember Cocaine car wash?
Speaker 3 (06:54):
What I know.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
I think it was in the village somewhere in downtown.
It's no longer there, and it's way before our time.
What's that name for West Upper West, like fifty yearside?
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Right?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Oh, you're right, you're right on the West Side Highway
as you told me. Yeah. Yeah, So the rumor has it.
It wasn't remember.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
I have know people who were old enough to remember
the day you would drive through this car wash and
then you'd always pay a little extra and they'd leave
cocaine in your and you're like ashtray. They call it
cocaine car wash, cocaine car wash. The problem is, and
this is where it all went to hell, is you
know these guys aren't they're not very smart doing this thing.
They got caught because they put it in the wrong car.
(07:36):
So people were like, oh, look so they got busted.
So cocaine car washes no.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Longer packet of sugar from my coffee.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Yeah right, it's just Also, you know another thing about
New York City and cars, gas stations. You know the
typical gas station where you just ding dang ding ding
and drive up to pumps. It's kind of unusual New
York City because we don't have room for those. They
have garages. You actually pulled into a garage and pulled
into a parking space and they'll gash you up.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
They still have those two right. Scary.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
It's like it's such a New York thing driving in
New York City, parking valet, parking, people farting in your cars,
Cocade in your estray.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
We gotta get rid of cars here. This isn't cement.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
They're trying.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
They're trying to they are They're trying their best.
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